Fast Travel: A Record of Unusual Creatures
Chapter 33: Please call me Meow Zetian (33)
Time flies, the years are like a shuttle.
In a flash, it's half a year.
A lot of things have happened in the past six months. The number of followers of Emperor Jubao’s internal manager and Emperor Jubao’s Holy Mother Queen Mother’s account has both exceeded [-] million in the past six months. Even Chi Xia’s weight loss diary account has benefited from this. .
Fans stumbled and barely passed 50.
In addition, their total revenue in half a year exceeded [-] million.
However, nearly 7000 million of them belong to Jubao. After notarization, they can only be spent on Jubao.
Things start a long time ago, when Gao Ting and Chi Xia saw the comment that they charge for downloading videos and earn tens of millions every minute. When they first saw that comment, although the couple did not download the video immediately It is set to charging mode, but it is undoubtedly very exciting. I occasionally think about it at night and think about it.
But they don’t have the nerve to charge for old videos.
But then they made a reset version, a new version that was clearer and more complete.
They have specially set a download fee for the new version.
But they still felt embarrassed, thin-skinned, and couldn't let it go. They were embarrassed to use it to get money openly. In the end, the two of them discussed it privately for a long time, and then came up with an idea that they thought was quite good. It was announced that [-]% of the income from the reset version of the video will go to the cat Jubao.
They only get [-]% as production fee. After all, they did produce the video and put in the work.
For this reason, they even went out of their way to notarize it.
After doing this, the couple suddenly felt much more at ease. The most important thing is that most of the fans are quite willing to accept this trick. Those who have clearly benefited from Jubao's sleeping and exercise videos.
I am indeed grateful to Ju Bao even more than Gao Ting and the others.
So basically everyone paid the fee without hesitation.
After all, it's not expensive, only two yuan.
In addition, there are even more rewards, ranging from hundreds to thousands, and the largest reward is one hundred thousand.
The funds in Jubao's name basically come from the income of those two videos, and most of their funds come from the three-thirds of the profits from those two videos.
From then on, all of Jubao's expenses were transferred to Jubao's own account. According to the requests made by some fans online, as long as the number of likes is enough, they also have sufficient funds to directly supply Jubao.
At the same time, all expenses will be posted and announced.
It's quite clean and transparent.
They even specially hired two good-looking college students from a nearby university town to come over and work-study in their free time to take care of and serve Ju Bao.
Although it is incomparable to the real Emperor Zetian.
But it can barely be considered a low-end version.
And as time goes by, although there is still no official organization publicly standing out to admit the miraculous efficacy of Jubao’s sleeping snoring videos and exercise movements.
But the public recognition is already quite high.
It may be a bit exaggerated to say that everyone knows it, but at least five out of ten people know it, and two or three out of the five are watching Jubao's sleeping videos, or imitating Jubao's exercise movements and conditioning, which is definitely not an exaggeration.
After all, as long as it is really effective, it will spread quickly, not to mention that there is no threshold for watching Jubao's sleeping video in a loop. It does not require literacy or perseverance, as long as you have a A smartphone that can watch videos will suffice. If not, there is a pure audio version that can be played on older phones.
Although the effect will be less, it is still effective.
At least there is nothing wrong with ensuring the quality of your sleep. As long as you sleep well, your body will feel more or less comfortable.
How could such a spreading speed be so slow!
So judging from the current situation, if Ju Bao, a low-end version of Emperor Zetian's life, lasts for a few years or more, there should be no problem. Although the subsequent income will not be as much as at the beginning, it will continue to flow.
No matter what, you won't end up bankrupt and miserable.
I should be able to enjoy this little life until the end of my life.
……
Another month later, as major universities were about to start school, the Jubao Video Research Group led by Professor Zhao Qilong from the Biomedical Sciences Department of Jing'an University took the lead in holding a results conference to publicly acknowledge the effectiveness of Jubao Video.
Be the first professional body to recognize this.
At the results conference, Zhao Qilong presented in detail all the experimental data of his research team over the past six months. The physical changes of the experimental subjects were detailed, the data was clear, and the results were irrefutable.
After the data was displayed, he finally concluded:
"According to the current experimental situation and existing experimental data, the orange cat named Jubao does have certain special characteristics, but the special thing is not its purring, nor how it sleeps, but how it sleeps. Breathing rate and pattern while sleeping.
Many people think it is effective not because you simply watched the video or listened to its snoring sound, but because you are constantly watching the video and listening to its snoring sound, and you will unconsciously imitate it. Breathing rate, breathing pattern.
This kind of breathing frequency and breathing method are of great benefit to the human body. In the words of some martial arts masters, it is more effective than the secret breathing techniques such as the Tiger and Leopard Thunder Technique created by the sages who watched the breathing of tigers and leopards.
The more accurate the learning, the better the specific results will be.
The conclusion that can be drawn so far is that learning this kind of breathing technique can be extremely effective in promoting bone recovery and promoting the recovery of the damaged nervous system. In fact, it can also be used for injuries in other aspects of the body, such as fascial injuries, postoperative healing, etc. All have certain effects.
But for those with complete necrosis, such as femoral head necrosis, nerve necrosis, etc., it is useless. It can only treat the damage, which cannot be brought back to life.
In addition, Jubao's exercise movements should be matched with breathing techniques. If you only practice movements without breathing techniques, although it will also have the effect of strengthening the body, it will seem to cause certain damage to the body over time.
Breathing techniques must be used in order to ensure that the body can be strengthened, stay healthy and prolong life without damaging the foundation of the body. I don’t know where that orange cat learned this breathing technique and exercise method. I wonder if it was someone. It's still instinct that's being taught, or some other reason.
But what I can be sure of is -
Learning breathing techniques and those movements will definitely be beneficial to your health and reduce the occurrence of diseases. The most amazing thing is that many martial arts passed down by martial arts families may not only have no benefits but also cause damage to the body if practiced incorrectly. But this orange cat The breathing techniques and those movements have no such concerns at all, and at most the effect is not very good.
As long as it’s not too extreme of a workout.
Or just practice movements without learning breathing techniques.
Basically no harm to the body. "
……
In a flash, it's half a year.
A lot of things have happened in the past six months. The number of followers of Emperor Jubao’s internal manager and Emperor Jubao’s Holy Mother Queen Mother’s account has both exceeded [-] million in the past six months. Even Chi Xia’s weight loss diary account has benefited from this. .
Fans stumbled and barely passed 50.
In addition, their total revenue in half a year exceeded [-] million.
However, nearly 7000 million of them belong to Jubao. After notarization, they can only be spent on Jubao.
Things start a long time ago, when Gao Ting and Chi Xia saw the comment that they charge for downloading videos and earn tens of millions every minute. When they first saw that comment, although the couple did not download the video immediately It is set to charging mode, but it is undoubtedly very exciting. I occasionally think about it at night and think about it.
But they don’t have the nerve to charge for old videos.
But then they made a reset version, a new version that was clearer and more complete.
They have specially set a download fee for the new version.
But they still felt embarrassed, thin-skinned, and couldn't let it go. They were embarrassed to use it to get money openly. In the end, the two of them discussed it privately for a long time, and then came up with an idea that they thought was quite good. It was announced that [-]% of the income from the reset version of the video will go to the cat Jubao.
They only get [-]% as production fee. After all, they did produce the video and put in the work.
For this reason, they even went out of their way to notarize it.
After doing this, the couple suddenly felt much more at ease. The most important thing is that most of the fans are quite willing to accept this trick. Those who have clearly benefited from Jubao's sleeping and exercise videos.
I am indeed grateful to Ju Bao even more than Gao Ting and the others.
So basically everyone paid the fee without hesitation.
After all, it's not expensive, only two yuan.
In addition, there are even more rewards, ranging from hundreds to thousands, and the largest reward is one hundred thousand.
The funds in Jubao's name basically come from the income of those two videos, and most of their funds come from the three-thirds of the profits from those two videos.
From then on, all of Jubao's expenses were transferred to Jubao's own account. According to the requests made by some fans online, as long as the number of likes is enough, they also have sufficient funds to directly supply Jubao.
At the same time, all expenses will be posted and announced.
It's quite clean and transparent.
They even specially hired two good-looking college students from a nearby university town to come over and work-study in their free time to take care of and serve Ju Bao.
Although it is incomparable to the real Emperor Zetian.
But it can barely be considered a low-end version.
And as time goes by, although there is still no official organization publicly standing out to admit the miraculous efficacy of Jubao’s sleeping snoring videos and exercise movements.
But the public recognition is already quite high.
It may be a bit exaggerated to say that everyone knows it, but at least five out of ten people know it, and two or three out of the five are watching Jubao's sleeping videos, or imitating Jubao's exercise movements and conditioning, which is definitely not an exaggeration.
After all, as long as it is really effective, it will spread quickly, not to mention that there is no threshold for watching Jubao's sleeping video in a loop. It does not require literacy or perseverance, as long as you have a A smartphone that can watch videos will suffice. If not, there is a pure audio version that can be played on older phones.
Although the effect will be less, it is still effective.
At least there is nothing wrong with ensuring the quality of your sleep. As long as you sleep well, your body will feel more or less comfortable.
How could such a spreading speed be so slow!
So judging from the current situation, if Ju Bao, a low-end version of Emperor Zetian's life, lasts for a few years or more, there should be no problem. Although the subsequent income will not be as much as at the beginning, it will continue to flow.
No matter what, you won't end up bankrupt and miserable.
I should be able to enjoy this little life until the end of my life.
……
Another month later, as major universities were about to start school, the Jubao Video Research Group led by Professor Zhao Qilong from the Biomedical Sciences Department of Jing'an University took the lead in holding a results conference to publicly acknowledge the effectiveness of Jubao Video.
Be the first professional body to recognize this.
At the results conference, Zhao Qilong presented in detail all the experimental data of his research team over the past six months. The physical changes of the experimental subjects were detailed, the data was clear, and the results were irrefutable.
After the data was displayed, he finally concluded:
"According to the current experimental situation and existing experimental data, the orange cat named Jubao does have certain special characteristics, but the special thing is not its purring, nor how it sleeps, but how it sleeps. Breathing rate and pattern while sleeping.
Many people think it is effective not because you simply watched the video or listened to its snoring sound, but because you are constantly watching the video and listening to its snoring sound, and you will unconsciously imitate it. Breathing rate, breathing pattern.
This kind of breathing frequency and breathing method are of great benefit to the human body. In the words of some martial arts masters, it is more effective than the secret breathing techniques such as the Tiger and Leopard Thunder Technique created by the sages who watched the breathing of tigers and leopards.
The more accurate the learning, the better the specific results will be.
The conclusion that can be drawn so far is that learning this kind of breathing technique can be extremely effective in promoting bone recovery and promoting the recovery of the damaged nervous system. In fact, it can also be used for injuries in other aspects of the body, such as fascial injuries, postoperative healing, etc. All have certain effects.
But for those with complete necrosis, such as femoral head necrosis, nerve necrosis, etc., it is useless. It can only treat the damage, which cannot be brought back to life.
In addition, Jubao's exercise movements should be matched with breathing techniques. If you only practice movements without breathing techniques, although it will also have the effect of strengthening the body, it will seem to cause certain damage to the body over time.
Breathing techniques must be used in order to ensure that the body can be strengthened, stay healthy and prolong life without damaging the foundation of the body. I don’t know where that orange cat learned this breathing technique and exercise method. I wonder if it was someone. It's still instinct that's being taught, or some other reason.
But what I can be sure of is -
Learning breathing techniques and those movements will definitely be beneficial to your health and reduce the occurrence of diseases. The most amazing thing is that many martial arts passed down by martial arts families may not only have no benefits but also cause damage to the body if practiced incorrectly. But this orange cat The breathing techniques and those movements have no such concerns at all, and at most the effect is not very good.
As long as it’s not too extreme of a workout.
Or just practice movements without learning breathing techniques.
Basically no harm to the body. "
……
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