Fast Travel: A Record of Unusual Creatures

But after Gao Ting and Chi Xia finished dinner, Qu Jie's life was not so easy.

She was carried to the sofa in the living room by Gao Ting.

Received a moral, civilized and polite re-education.

During the education process, my head was touched for a long time, my hair was smoothed for half an hour, and my belly was forcibly collected, and I made a hand warmer for more than an hour. These operations are absolutely appropriate on a human body and can be used on a kitten. , that is clearly a sign of love from the shit-shoveling official.

Qu Jie was a little uncomfortable at first, but she knew she couldn't resist, and gradually got used to it after she completely accepted her fate.

Hypnotizing yourself is like receiving a massage.

Hey, not to mention, it is indeed quite comfortable.

In the past three years of getting along with Gao Ting, she has already figured out the weaknesses of her Jubao, and her techniques are so skillful that Qu Jie couldn't resist her instinct for a while and enjoyed herself comfortably.

"Honey, my circle of friends is very lively today,"

After Chi Xia finished dinner, she took some time to finish the short video that she had started editing at noon but could not finish because of her nap. She uploaded it to several of her social accounts, and soon won the prize. With many clicks and comments, he happily walked into the living room with his mobile phone and showed it off to Gao Ting:

“Many people also liked it on other platforms.”

"You are exposing your family's disgrace by exchanging the face and dignity of our Jubao for attention. Fortunately, it neither knows how to surf the Internet nor can it read, otherwise it would definitely be in trouble with you."

After a few words of teasing and laughter, Gao Ting also approached Chi Xia's phone with interest and read the comments.

[Civet Cat: Holding a grudge...]

[Haha, it’s not too late for Meow to take revenge! 】

[The orange pig is such a loser. It obviously looks much fatter than the civet cat, but in the end it was pressed down and beaten. Is this the difference between flowers growing in a greenhouse and growing in the wild? 】

[When I was a guest in the past, I knew that Jubao was a bit timid, and some cats were a little bit aggressive, but I never thought that he would be so mean-mouthed that other cats would come to beat him because of their grudges! 】

[You screamed so miserably, are you okay? 】

[The last two swats were really amazing. It felt like real death. It was more real than many actors who faked their own deaths. Enroll your child in a class. Don’t delay your child. 】

[I’m more curious about what Jubao said? 】

[Let’s put it this way, others had to at least greet my parents and eighteen generations of my ancestors, and the greetings were very dirty. At the same time, I had to drink and be brave, so that I could fight like that stray civet cat. Come to the door. 】

[The guy above has a good temper! 】

[You have a good temper, but you are just a coward...]

"That's right, we definitely can't let Ju Bao know. You don't know how bad-tempered our furry kid is and how much he holds a grudge. I accidentally tripped him while walking last time and he barked at me for a long time. Now that I think about it, I probably didn't say anything. The nice words don't count even after being scolded. He stayed away for four or five days to scare me, then suddenly jumped out to scare me and pulled my pants.

Even my pair of cotton slippers were bitten by it.

Later, I thought about it carefully for a while, and I always felt that it might want to retaliate and make me fall too, so I pretended to be tripped by it and fell. I stood up and pretended to be lame in my left leg in front of it. for a while.

Not to mention, I might have guessed it right.

After that it didn't bother me anymore. "

When it comes to this matter, Chi Xia feels angry and funny. If a person did this, he would definitely be very angry. Even if it was his girlfriend who did this, he didn't say anything and felt uncomfortable, but a How can he care about the cat? He can only spoil it and let it go.

But don't mention it. This time Jubao was beaten up. Chi Xia felt a little secretly happy. He finally learned a lesson. Sure enough, if your own children don't teach you a lesson, sooner or later someone will teach you a lesson. It's true that it's a bit like that. reason.

It’s suitable even for cats with bad mouths!

"Listening to what you said, why do I feel that Jubao is like a spoiled child? I have experienced several similar things, but at the time I thought it was just a little kitten that didn't understand anything and could only adapt. Accommodate it.

But now that I think about it carefully, this idea is different from those parents of naughty children who say that he is just a child. Cats should be teachable, right? Don’t they say that cats have the IQ of a three- to five-year-old child?

Some three- to five-year-old children are quite sensible. "

"Wait a minute, hubby, tell me, we both have grown up like this after raising a cat. If we raise a child later, we won't also bring up a naughty child!"

Although the two of them are not married yet and are just living together as boyfriend and girlfriend for the time being, and having children is very far away, Gao Ting still diverged her thoughts a little and worried about the child who didn't even have a shadow yet.

I feel that I do not have the ability to teach children well.

"Oh, you think too much. You can think so far about such a trivial matter. How can cats be the same as humans? Humans can learn and grow. If it doesn't work, don't we still have kindergarten teachers to teach us? .

Otherwise, we will learn from Jubao’s lesson.

Go back and be strict with your children.

Okay, don't think about what you have and what you don't have. Besides, before you have a baby, you have to think about other things first. When should you get married to me? "

Although Chi Xia thought his girlfriend's idea was too funny, he still took the opportunity to mention marriage again.

His girlfriends all mentioned the future education of their children.

It’s not too much for him to mention marriage!

"Don't interrupt me. I'm talking about Jubao's education. I've decided that I want to make Jubao, oh no, educate him into a civilized and polite cat with all-round development of morality, intelligence, body and beauty. I want to be a cat first. Baby raising simulation.

Uh... why does it feel like Jubao is getting heavier again?

I have decided to start with weight loss. I heard people say that it is not good for cats to be too fat. Our orange baby is too heavy. Last time he weighed almost [-] pounds, other cats in the family only weigh about [-] pounds. Tomorrow morning You take it out for a walk, no, just take it out tonight.

It just so happens that you also go out for a run to lose weight.

When I first met you, you were 1.8 meters tall and weighed 120 pounds. I told you that you were a little thin, but you really listened to me. Over the past few years, you have grown to 180. Hey, to be honest, if it wasn't for some emotional support, Yes, I almost want to break up with you.

Don’t you always ask me when I will get married?

Let me give you an accurate answer. If you lose weight quickly, I will marry you if you lose 140 pounds, or if you have six-pack abs, you can turn the fat on your body into tendon meat.

Even if it's the main point, I can accept it. "

"Nowadays, when we get married and have weddings, the wedding photos probably don't look good. People who don't know think you have a net worth of hundreds of millions, and I only want money to be with you.

At Sugar Daddy.

Just lose weight and get married immediately.

People only gain weight after they get married. You gained weight before you got married. This is not obvious and makes me regret it. "

Taking advantage of today's opportunity, Gao Ting simply said what she had kept in her heart for nearly a year and was too embarrassed to say. After all, it was okay to put off getting married. They had been living together for several years, but she really couldn't get married like this. No matter what, she still hopes that her wedding can be more perfect. Not only is she perfect, but she also hopes that the person next to her when she gets married will be equally perfect.

There is still a gap between wedding photos taken at 180 [-] pounds and [-] pounds. Although you can use photo editing software to make up for it, it can only deceive people who will not attend the wedding and only send a few blessings in the circle of friends. .

You can’t lie to yourself or your relatives and friends.

Besides, wedding photos can be edited, but how can ID photos be edited?