Shenhao System: The Theory of Evolution of the Top Rich Bai Fumei
Chapter 189 Is this a gay bar?
Jun Zhan thought he heard wrongly and repeated, "You said you are her designated flower protector? Are you going to help her block all the peach blossoms?"
"Correct."
"Are you trying to get her to enter Buddhism?"
"Buddhism is not easy to enter, don't you know? And the place where girls go is called a nunnery. To enter, you must meet many objective conditions, such as..."
"stop!"
This guy actually did some research.
"You really know her?"
Neptune shrugged, walked to a corner and sat down directly. He leaned against the wall and closed his eyes. He said easily, "After Miss Lengrou wakes up, you can ask yourself if you have the guts."
Jun Zhan saw that he wanted to rest here and not leave, so he walked over and asked, "Don't tell me that you are just staying here and not leaving."
"if not?"
Seeing this natural look, Jun Zhan felt it was very dazzling, so he got up and kicked his feet.
"Hey, Jun Zhan, why are you kicking me?"
"It blocks the road and is an eyesore."
As he said that, he also found a seat next to him and sat down.
"Hey, Jun Zhan, what are you doing sitting here?"
"She knows me. She will feel more at ease when she wakes up and sees me."
"She still knows me. If it's for this reason, I think you can dodge. After all, compared to you, I know how to take care of women better."
"The one I'm guarding against is you, you Sea King. You live up to your name. I can't put you and her in the same space, even if there are ferocious beasts."
"You have been single for ten thousand years, let me tell you that Miss Leng doesn't like your style. As a colleague, I would like to advise you to give up as soon as possible, and you can find the right person to get married and have children with you in your old age."
Jun Zhan was not as thick-skinned as him, and his face turned red as he spoke.
"If Louis hadn't sent you to support our experiments, I would have really wanted to transfer you."
"You have such a bad base. It's all boys, so I can't date any girls. Now I can only tease some innocent teenagers to relieve my fatigue. Do you think I'm willing to do that?"
"Then why don't you leave? It's easier for me to explain if you leave on your own initiative."
"Do you think I don't want to leave? Do you know how many national secret crime bases are here for secret experiments? How many armed forces, mysterious species, and invisible dangers are there? If I hadn't had both brains and fighting skills, I would have been sent to protect you. A weakling?"
"Just you? Just a thin dog."
Neptune became more and more angry as he listened. He stood up and opened his clothes to show him his chest muscles.
"How can you say it to this figure again?"
Jun Zhan turned his head away from him.
"It's so annoying, go away."
Neptune has always been proud of his appearance. He usually feels uncomfortable when others don't compliment him on how handsome he is. Today, when someone dared to say that he was a thin dog, he jumped on him and pushed him down. He held his hands with one hand and then used the other hand. He pulled open his collar forcefully, making Jun Zhan's face turn redder.
"You pervert, what are you doing astride me? Get off now!"
"Didn't you say that I'm a thin dog? I want to see what you look like. How dare you say such arrogant words to my perfect body."
"Ah!! Neptune, you bastard, let me go!"
"Hey, you're struggling hard? But the more you struggle, the more excited I get~ You scream louder~ Let's see who will come to save you~~"
Jun Zhan is sensitive and is most afraid of being tickled, so he struggled very hard.
But the more he behaved like this, the more energetic Neptune became, pressing half of his body on him, exactly like a flower-picking thief teasing a good woman, making the two lions watch the battle with wide eyes and eat melons.
Just when the lions thought they were doing something indescribable, a hoarse voice broke the 'beauty'.
"What are you doing?"
The two of them turned around to look, and Lengrou, who was sitting on the bed, rubbing her eyes, started to yawn.
Neptune wanted to get up and run over immediately, but the lion took the opportunity.
They jumped directly into her arms and acted coquettishly like kittens. Their voices sounded like they were extremely wronged.
Male lion: 'Master~~~ You scare people to death~ You are not allowed to drink that thing called wine in the future~ People think you are dead~'
Lioness: 'Master~how do you feel now?Do you want some water?Shall I go find you a bottle of mineral water? '
Lengrou touched their heads and comforted them, "It's okay, I just took a nap. What happened just now? You woke me up. Next time someone disturbs me in my sleep, you two will knock them out directly." Do you understand?"
The two lions nodded, then looked at them with knife eyes.
Lengrou followed their gazes and looked up, only to find that it was actually two people she knew, saying hello with a smile.
"Hey, where are you two? Are you...in love?"
Jun Zhan and Hai Wang were stunned for a moment, then stood up and straightened their clothes in the next second.
Neptune took the lead and said, "No, no, no, Miss Leng, I am helping him look at his figure. He is envious of my good muscles. Please tell me how to train my body."
Jun Zhan looked at Neptune with an expression of 'You're an idiot', then gritted his teeth and said, "Yes, my muscles are too big, and I want to be thinner, because many people say that my bronzed and wild beauty looks like Tarzan, so I want to ask Neptune what to do. Only by practicing can you build up your muscles.”
Leng Rou nodded with a puzzled look on her face and said, "I see, that's good. I was also wondering if the two of you might have incompatible personalities. Jun Zhan, are you satisfied with the person I chose? He is in my heart." I’ve been trained in medicine by Dao and the gods, he’s very good at fighting, and he still has a certain understanding and accumulation of biology. How about it? Not bad, right?”
Although Neptune is a little too carefree and immoral, and he likes to take off his clothes to show off his muscles, but he is not too flat, other things are pretty good, so Jun Zhan also nodded in response.
"It's not bad, I'm done."
Lengrou waved her hand and said to her, "We are all our own people, there is no need to be polite."
She glanced over and saw a group of men in white coats standing outside the glass window staring at her, and she was startled.
"Let me go, is this a gay bar? Why are they all male?"
Jun Zhan took a bottle of water from the table, unscrewed the cap and handed it to her to drink, and then said, "There were women before, but they wrote me love letters every day, so they were all men."
Hearing this, Neptune couldn't help but come out and say a few words.
"You old-fashioned man, don't you know that men and women are equal? In the future, if a man comes to confess to you, will you drive away all the men in the base? Who will accompany you to conduct experiments? Polar bears? Or seals? ah?"
Lengrou rubbed her temples and said lazily, "Okay, if you want to quarrel, just go out and quarrel with me. You're not allowed to wear a coat."
Sure enough, the trick worked.
After all, the two of them knew that what she said must be true!
When she saw the two of them standing obediently and no longer bickering, she said with a serious face, "I came to the North Pole to find you because I have something important for you to do."
"Correct."
"Are you trying to get her to enter Buddhism?"
"Buddhism is not easy to enter, don't you know? And the place where girls go is called a nunnery. To enter, you must meet many objective conditions, such as..."
"stop!"
This guy actually did some research.
"You really know her?"
Neptune shrugged, walked to a corner and sat down directly. He leaned against the wall and closed his eyes. He said easily, "After Miss Lengrou wakes up, you can ask yourself if you have the guts."
Jun Zhan saw that he wanted to rest here and not leave, so he walked over and asked, "Don't tell me that you are just staying here and not leaving."
"if not?"
Seeing this natural look, Jun Zhan felt it was very dazzling, so he got up and kicked his feet.
"Hey, Jun Zhan, why are you kicking me?"
"It blocks the road and is an eyesore."
As he said that, he also found a seat next to him and sat down.
"Hey, Jun Zhan, what are you doing sitting here?"
"She knows me. She will feel more at ease when she wakes up and sees me."
"She still knows me. If it's for this reason, I think you can dodge. After all, compared to you, I know how to take care of women better."
"The one I'm guarding against is you, you Sea King. You live up to your name. I can't put you and her in the same space, even if there are ferocious beasts."
"You have been single for ten thousand years, let me tell you that Miss Leng doesn't like your style. As a colleague, I would like to advise you to give up as soon as possible, and you can find the right person to get married and have children with you in your old age."
Jun Zhan was not as thick-skinned as him, and his face turned red as he spoke.
"If Louis hadn't sent you to support our experiments, I would have really wanted to transfer you."
"You have such a bad base. It's all boys, so I can't date any girls. Now I can only tease some innocent teenagers to relieve my fatigue. Do you think I'm willing to do that?"
"Then why don't you leave? It's easier for me to explain if you leave on your own initiative."
"Do you think I don't want to leave? Do you know how many national secret crime bases are here for secret experiments? How many armed forces, mysterious species, and invisible dangers are there? If I hadn't had both brains and fighting skills, I would have been sent to protect you. A weakling?"
"Just you? Just a thin dog."
Neptune became more and more angry as he listened. He stood up and opened his clothes to show him his chest muscles.
"How can you say it to this figure again?"
Jun Zhan turned his head away from him.
"It's so annoying, go away."
Neptune has always been proud of his appearance. He usually feels uncomfortable when others don't compliment him on how handsome he is. Today, when someone dared to say that he was a thin dog, he jumped on him and pushed him down. He held his hands with one hand and then used the other hand. He pulled open his collar forcefully, making Jun Zhan's face turn redder.
"You pervert, what are you doing astride me? Get off now!"
"Didn't you say that I'm a thin dog? I want to see what you look like. How dare you say such arrogant words to my perfect body."
"Ah!! Neptune, you bastard, let me go!"
"Hey, you're struggling hard? But the more you struggle, the more excited I get~ You scream louder~ Let's see who will come to save you~~"
Jun Zhan is sensitive and is most afraid of being tickled, so he struggled very hard.
But the more he behaved like this, the more energetic Neptune became, pressing half of his body on him, exactly like a flower-picking thief teasing a good woman, making the two lions watch the battle with wide eyes and eat melons.
Just when the lions thought they were doing something indescribable, a hoarse voice broke the 'beauty'.
"What are you doing?"
The two of them turned around to look, and Lengrou, who was sitting on the bed, rubbing her eyes, started to yawn.
Neptune wanted to get up and run over immediately, but the lion took the opportunity.
They jumped directly into her arms and acted coquettishly like kittens. Their voices sounded like they were extremely wronged.
Male lion: 'Master~~~ You scare people to death~ You are not allowed to drink that thing called wine in the future~ People think you are dead~'
Lioness: 'Master~how do you feel now?Do you want some water?Shall I go find you a bottle of mineral water? '
Lengrou touched their heads and comforted them, "It's okay, I just took a nap. What happened just now? You woke me up. Next time someone disturbs me in my sleep, you two will knock them out directly." Do you understand?"
The two lions nodded, then looked at them with knife eyes.
Lengrou followed their gazes and looked up, only to find that it was actually two people she knew, saying hello with a smile.
"Hey, where are you two? Are you...in love?"
Jun Zhan and Hai Wang were stunned for a moment, then stood up and straightened their clothes in the next second.
Neptune took the lead and said, "No, no, no, Miss Leng, I am helping him look at his figure. He is envious of my good muscles. Please tell me how to train my body."
Jun Zhan looked at Neptune with an expression of 'You're an idiot', then gritted his teeth and said, "Yes, my muscles are too big, and I want to be thinner, because many people say that my bronzed and wild beauty looks like Tarzan, so I want to ask Neptune what to do. Only by practicing can you build up your muscles.”
Leng Rou nodded with a puzzled look on her face and said, "I see, that's good. I was also wondering if the two of you might have incompatible personalities. Jun Zhan, are you satisfied with the person I chose? He is in my heart." I’ve been trained in medicine by Dao and the gods, he’s very good at fighting, and he still has a certain understanding and accumulation of biology. How about it? Not bad, right?”
Although Neptune is a little too carefree and immoral, and he likes to take off his clothes to show off his muscles, but he is not too flat, other things are pretty good, so Jun Zhan also nodded in response.
"It's not bad, I'm done."
Lengrou waved her hand and said to her, "We are all our own people, there is no need to be polite."
She glanced over and saw a group of men in white coats standing outside the glass window staring at her, and she was startled.
"Let me go, is this a gay bar? Why are they all male?"
Jun Zhan took a bottle of water from the table, unscrewed the cap and handed it to her to drink, and then said, "There were women before, but they wrote me love letters every day, so they were all men."
Hearing this, Neptune couldn't help but come out and say a few words.
"You old-fashioned man, don't you know that men and women are equal? In the future, if a man comes to confess to you, will you drive away all the men in the base? Who will accompany you to conduct experiments? Polar bears? Or seals? ah?"
Lengrou rubbed her temples and said lazily, "Okay, if you want to quarrel, just go out and quarrel with me. You're not allowed to wear a coat."
Sure enough, the trick worked.
After all, the two of them knew that what she said must be true!
When she saw the two of them standing obediently and no longer bickering, she said with a serious face, "I came to the North Pole to find you because I have something important for you to do."
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