My system is super invincible show

"Look what you said." The landlady said with a smile: "If it doesn't sell, why would I hang it here?"

Xiao Feng pointed to one of them: "How much do these swimming trunks cost?"

"49." The lady boss said.

"I'll buy it!" Xiao Feng immediately paid with joy.

A pair of swimming trunks costs NT$99 per pair in a hot spring hotel. It only costs half the price in a small supermarket only 300 meters away - where can I reason?

However, this kind of thing is quite normal.Just like the small pavilion by the swimming pool, they also sell ice cream, but they are more expensive than outside...

Xiao Feng carried the packaging bag and returned to the hotel swimming pool, shouting cheerfully: "Dear students, today, I will treat everyone to ice cream, come and get it!"

Xiao Feng's cry won collective cheers from the students in the swimming pool.

Xiao Feng distributed Qiaolezi one by one, and soon, there were only a few left in the bag.

Most of the students in the swimming pool got ice cream, but Wu Wei stayed in the swimming pool with an embarrassed face.

"Xiao Feng, thank you!"

"Xiao Feng is the most handsome today!"

"Hahaha, of course, generous people are the most handsome!"

"Xiao Feng, after eating your ice cream, I will give you a monkey!"

Listening to his classmates' praise of Xiao Feng, Wu Wei's face turned dark.

Xiao Feng looked at the male classmate who wanted to help him give birth to a monkey, with a dark look on his face: "Ganggungun, can you give birth to a baby?"

Looking at the remaining ice cream in the packaging bag, Xiao Feng happily took out the cheapest water popsicle, walked around the swimming pool, reached Wu Wei, and handed it out.

"Team Leader Wu, please have some ice cream." Xiao Feng said cheerfully.

Wu Wei looked at the water popsicle in front of him and was immediately disgusted.

"You give everything else to others, why do you give this to me?" Wu Wei glared at Xiao Feng.

Xiao Feng said cheerfully: "Qiaolezi is sold out, so I can only buy this."

Seeing that Wu Wei refused to accept it, Xiao Feng pretended to be angry: "Monitor Wu, this is my heart. You won't dislike it, right?"

Wu Wei pointed to the packaging bag in Xiao Feng's hand: "Isn't there some Qiaolezi in it? I want that!"

Xiao Feng shook his head quickly: "That won't work. The rest is for the female classmates who didn't come to the swimming pool. I will send it to them later. You don't want to steal the ice cream from the female classmates, do you?"

Wu Wei: "Isn't that still yours?"

Xiao Feng said with an innocent face: "I'm sorry, I like to eat Qiaolezi, but I don't like to eat water popsicles like this."

Wu Wei: "(???Dan??)????"

"Wu Taipan, hurry up and continue." Li Zhengwu came to the two of them with Qiaolezi in his mouth, and said with a bad smile: "It's good to have some, why do you dislike it!"

"I won't eat!" Wu Wei said stiffly: "Xiao Feng, who are you insulting?"

"Alas..." Xiao Feng sighed helplessly: "This is obviously my intention, but you insist on saying that I insulted you, I... I feel wronged!"

The other students looked at this scene and were a little stunned.

Why does this sound a little familiar?

It seems that Wu Wei just said it.

Indeed, if it was almost the same, Xiao Feng returned it to Wu Wei, and Wu Wei's face turned green with anger.

"Brother Feng, if he doesn't want to eat, give it to me." Li Zhengwu stretched out his hand: "I don't think you insulted me."

Then Li Zhengwu glanced sideways at Wu Wei: "He was kind enough to treat me to some popsicles, but he actually said that he was being insulted. Haha - you bitch is being hypocritical!"

Xiao Feng glanced at Li Zhengwu appreciatively, thinking that this boy and he cooperated really well.

Xiao Feng held the water popsicle in his hand and glanced at Wu Wei: "You really don't want to eat it?"

Wu Wei said nothing and simply swam away.

"Hey, let's eat it for you." Xiao Feng gave the water popsicle to Li Zhengwu.

Li Zhengwu happily chewed up the Qiaolezi, then picked up the water popsicle and continued to chew.

Xiao Feng, on his side, took the remaining Qiaolezi and walked to the hotel.

Knocking on his glasses, Xiao Feng said in his heart: "It's so cute, call Wang Sili."

Soon, Wang Sili's voice sounded in Xiao Feng's mind: "Hello, Xiao Feng?"

Xiao Feng said cheerfully: "Wang Sili, which room do you live in? I bought Qiaolezi and gave it to you."

Wang Sili: "(ー_ー)!!"

"Why don't you speak?" Xiao Feng wondered.

Wang Sili gritted his teeth: "My aunt is here!"

Xiao Feng was stunned: "By the way, I forgot about your aunt, but it doesn't matter, I haven't eaten my own one, so I'll give it to her first!"

Wang Sili: "..."

"I won't eat it!" Wang Sili stamped his feet angrily in the room: "My aunt won't eat it either!"

Xiao Feng: "What's wrong? Don't you like chocolate? How about ice cream?"

Wang Sili covered his head: "Brother, are you really stupid or pretending to be stupid?"

Xiao Feng: "What nonsense are you talking about? I'm smart!"

Wang Sili was helpless: "Forget it, let me teach you a method. You can search online to find out what a girl's aunt is."

After saying that, Wang Sili hung up the phone directly.

Xiao Feng looked confused and asked Kaidao to search for keywords.

Ten seconds later.

Xiao Feng's expression changed to this: "==????=????(●???●|||)"

It turns out that this is what my aunt was referring to!

Xiao Feng hammered his head hard, feeling ashamed.

Uneducated, it's terrible...

Xiao Feng opened the group of classmates and asked inside: "For those of you who didn't go to the big swimming pool to soak in the hot springs, I bought Chocolate. Do you want to eat it?"

Just as he was about to send it, Xiao Feng suddenly stopped.

The few who didn't go to the hot spring pool were all girls.Could it be that the reason why they didn't go was...

Xiao Feng immediately closed the chat interface.

Looking at the remaining four Qiao Lezi in the packaging bag, Xiao Feng felt troubled.

"System, can I save something in the system space?" Xiao Feng asked in his heart.

"Okay." The system answered quickly.

Xiao Feng was stunned: "Okay? Then why didn't you say it earlier!"

Xiao Feng always believed that in the system space, only items produced by the system could be freely accessed.Who knew, outside things can be stored too!

The system mechanically replied: "You didn't even ask."

Xiao Feng: "..."

After storing the three Qiao Lezi in the system space, Xiao Feng asked worriedly: "It won't melt, will it?"

System: "Don't worry, it will look the same when you put it in, and it will look the same when you take it out!"

Xiao Feng was very happy when he heard this, and returned to the swimming pool with a piece of Qiaolezi in his mouth.

Entering the locker room, Xiao Feng quickly changed into his swimming trunks, entered the hot spring swimming pool, leaned against the edge of the pool, and sighed comfortably.

"Host, just enjoy it." Just after he felt comfortable for a while, the system voice sounded in Xiao Feng's mind: "Did you forget something?"

Xiao Feng blinked: "Huh?"

"Skill mission!" The system said, "Do you still want to learn skills?"

Xiao Feng: "Σ(?д?|||)??"

Damn, forget about this!

Thinking of the two options, Xiao Feng couldn't help but think deeply.

"Brother Feng!" Li Zhengwu came to Xiao Feng and asked: "There are so many girls in swimsuits who don't look at it, why are you so dazed?"

Xiao Feng looked at Li Zhengwu and suddenly said: "Let me ask you a question!"