My system is super invincible show

Seeing the fat woman slowly approaching him, the wretched man was frightened to death.

"You...you...go away!" The wretched man pointed at the fat woman and shouted, "I tell you, I will never have sex with you, you ugly, fat, disgusting woman!"

The fat woman grinned widely and licked her blackened lips: "Hey, you won't follow me until you die? Then you go die. Oh, by the way, I will let you know what desire is in a while. die!"

The wretched man wanted to escape, but under the force of the fat woman's huge body, he was forced into a corner and had no way to escape.

Seeing the fat woman stretching out her evil hand, the desperate man couldn't help but tremble and suddenly shouted: "Help, help, who can come and save me!"

The fat woman smiled evilly and said: "You scream, you scream, but unfortunately now, even if your throat is broken by screaming, no one will come to save you!"

In the end, the fat woman's hand rested on the wretched man's shoulder.

Seeing this, the wretched man suddenly rolled his eyes and fainted.

Fat woman: "..."

"Damn, did you make a mistake?" The fat woman said dissatisfied: "You fainted before I even took action."

Suddenly, the fat woman saw the wretched man's eyelids move, and she immediately knew what he was doing.

This guy is faking it!

"Snapped!"

The fat woman slapped the wretched man hard and shouted in a frightened voice: "What's wrong with you? Don't die. If you die, I'll be dead!"

Holding back the pain of being slapped on the cheek, the wretched man continued to pretend to be faint.

"She must be very nervous when she sees me faint. When she is nervous, she will run away. If she runs away, I will naturally wake up!" the wretched man expected in his heart.

However, the fat woman had no intention of running away. Instead, she slapped the wretched man in the face with one slap after another.

Then, I heard "pop...pop...pop..." sounds coming from the bedroom.

The wretched man's mouth was quickly swollen from the beating.

Finally, the wretched man couldn't stand it anymore, he opened his eyes suddenly, grabbed the fat woman's hand tightly, and shouted: "Sister, stop hitting, stop hitting, I'm not dead, if you continue to hit, I will really die." Already..."

"Oh, why are you pretending to be dead if you're not dead?" The fat woman seemed to be relieved: "Look, you scared me. I thought I accidentally got into a life lawsuit."

"Okay, since you're fine, let's continue. Come on, come to the bed, let's..."

When the wretched man heard this, he burst into tears: "Sister, please spare me, I really don't want to be with you, actually... I'm actually gay..."

The fat woman's eyes lit up: "Wow, is it true? You are actually gay! That's... so exciting!"

The wretched man: “Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu…Sister, how on earth can you let me go?”

The fat woman tilted her head and thought for a while: "What do I mean by letting you go? You just spent two thousand to buy my super powerful pill..."

The wretched man was dumbfounded: "Isn't it a special medicine to support the sky?"

Fat woman: "..."

"Snapped……"

A loud slap.

The wretched man covered his face in grievance: "Why did you hit me again?"

"If I say it's called Super Dali Pill, just call it Super Dali Pill. What kind of special medicine is called Super Dali Pill? This name is so stupid!" the fat woman said with a glare.

"But Super Power Pill is also very vulgar..." The wretched man thought with a sad face.

"Okay, don't worry about these details, the key is that you know its efficacy." The fat woman said seriously: "You spent two thousand to buy the medicine, and another ten thousand to ask me, hehe, so much money was spent, Now you regret it again..."

Speaking of this, the fat woman suddenly said with a fierce voice: "Are you kidding me?"

"You cheated on my feelings, do you want to die?"

The wretched man hurriedly shouted: "No..."

The fat woman interrupted the wretched man: "Okay, since it's not the case, then just obey me!"

Dirty man: "No, eldest sister, I actually have an AIDS disease..."

The fat woman said calmly: "It's okay, I have this too."

Dirty man: "Σ(?д?|||)??"

It's a lie that he loves the sick to death, but the fat woman's is real, so if she gives him...

This life is over!

The wretched man, who was almost scared to the point of peeing, started to burst into tears: "Sister, please don't do this. I don't want the money I gave you. Please let me go."

Seeing that the fat woman was unmoved, the wretched man could only continue: "Otherwise, besides having sex with you, I will give you anything else you want!"

"Really?" The fat woman looked suspiciously.

"Really!" the wretched man said resolutely.

Fat woman: "How much money do you have left?"

Wretched man: "..."

After pondering for a moment, the wretched man said a number fearfully: "There are still thirty thousand..."

The fat woman glared with evil anger.

The wretched man hurriedly said: "Actually, it's fifty thousand..."

The fat woman reached out to take off his clothes and said calmly: "Say it again, I didn't hear clearly."

The wretched man said "Wow" and cried loudly: "Okay, there are more than 7 yuan. This is all my savings over the years, I will give it to you..."

finally.

Xiao Feng walked out of the wretched man's house contentedly, regardless of the constant "woo-woo" sounds coming from inside.

Xiao Feng, who had gained a lot, closed the door and pursed his lips with a smile.

At this time, he wanted to find someone to chat with.

"System, I made a lot of money during today's trip." Xiao Feng said in his heart: "Tell me, should I have a good meal tonight to celebrate?"

The system told the truth: "Don't you think it's a bit excessive to put all the income from other people's hard work into your own pocket?"

Xiao Feng smacked his lips: "It's okay, he got all his money through fraud, it's all ill-gotten gains! If I do this, am I not doing justice for heaven?"

system:"……"

"Then you don't have to tie him to a chair and gag him." The system said, "If no one untie him, will he starve to death at home?"

"Hey, system, do you still care about the life and death of others?" Xiao Feng said in surprise.

The system's indifferent voice said: "That's not true. It's just that the system can't bear to see your villainous attitude, so it wants to give you a little blow."

Xiao Feng: "Hey hey hey..."

As for the system, Xiao Feng just turned a deaf ear.

"However, speaking of going too far..." Xiao Feng suddenly smiled evilly: "I have an even more outrageous idea!"

System: "What?"

Xiao Feng ignored the system and directly ordered Kawaii Duoduo: "Fight the demon spirit, I'll call the police!"

"By the way, remember to hide my number!"

Lovely Duoduo: "Yes, Master."

Soon, the police officer on the other side got through.

"Hello, I want to call the police." Xiao Feng said anxiously without waiting for the other person to speak: "Minghao Garden Community, Room 11, Building D1404, there is someone here who is trying to take advantage of others!"

The responding officer looked at the blank number on the caller ID and was confused.Hearing Xiao Feng's words again, his expression became even more confused: "What, you are taking advantage of others?"