My system is super invincible show
Chapter 61
"It's precisely because you didn't steal my car!" Xiao Feng raised his eyebrows: "That's why I think you can still be saved. So, I want to use sincerity to influence you, so that you can be a good person in the future and stop being a thief!"
Xiao Feng's nonsense made Zhou Buqi feel that if he continued to struggle with him, tonight's work tasks would not be completed...
Zhou Buqi's belief as a car thief is - thieves never steal anything!
If we try tonight, we won't be able to steal a car. It would be a shame to tell anyone...
"You can watch it if you want!" Zhou Buqi looked at Xiao Feng and said helplessly, "Just don't disturb me from stealing the car."
Xiao Feng thought for a while and suddenly stood up: "Forget it, you continue, I'm leaving."
Zhou Buqi: "???"
Looking at Xiao Feng's leaving figure, Zhou Buqi looked confused.
"Is this gone?"
"You vowed to reform me, is that all?"
"The thinking of a neurotic cannot be judged by common sense..."
However, Zhou Buqi is happy that the person who was in the way is gone.
I can finally steal a car with peace of mind (*^w^*).
However, is Xiao Feng really gone?
No wonder!
Xiao Feng pushed his broken bicycle into his community.After parking the car, he immediately sneaked out of the community again.
Xiao Feng quickly hid in a dark place, at least a hundred meters away from Zhou Buqi.
At such a long distance, even with street lights, it would not be easy for Zhou Buqi to spot Xiao Feng.
However, Xiao Feng could clearly see Zhou Buqi's actions.
——Let alone 100 meters, even if it is 500 meters or even 1000 meters, Xiao Feng can see Zhou Buqi’s every move thanks to Cute Duoduo’s powerful shooting ability.
At this time, Xiao Feng saw that Zhou Buqi had pried open the lock of the electric car.
Then, Zhou Buqi took out the screwdriver and wrench from his pocket and started to tinker with the power supply of the electric car.
"Tsk tsk, this guy is quite professional." Xiao Feng thought to himself: "Let him fiddle with it for a while, turn on the power, and he can ride the bike away."
"but……"
"hey-hey……"
Xiao Feng smiled evilly, stared at Zhou Buqi, and thought to himself: "Flying beyond the sky!"
"Crack..."
After a sound, Zhou Buqi raised his head blankly.
"mlgbd..." Zhou Buqi patted the hair off his head, jumped to his feet, and pointed at the residential building above his head: "You are a despicable and sinister villain!"
"You don't have any other skills besides flying?"
"If you dare, come out and challenge me!"
At this time, someone upstairs finally couldn't bear it anymore.I saw a big brother on the tenth floor pushing open the window: "You are going to die! Why are ghosts screaming in the middle of the night, and you are not letting anyone sleep well!"
"I have to go to work tomorrow!"
"Okay, it turns out you were the one throwing me away with Xiang!" Zhou Buqi looked at the eldest brother on the tenth floor and shouted, "Just wait, I'll go up and fuck you now!"
"Ah ha? Someone is throwing your weight behind you!" When the eldest brother on the tenth floor heard this, he laughed and said, "Oh my God, my dear earth, which angel sister helped me breathe out this evil breath!"
Zhou Buqi was stunned when he heard this.
"Didn't you hit me?" Zhou Buqi shouted.
"Nonsense, I really want to!" said the eldest brother on the tenth floor: "But I can't do such a disgusting thing!"
Zhou Buqi: "..."
The eldest brother on the tenth floor called again: "Hey, did you say you wanted to come up and fuck me?"
Zhou Buqi stared: "So what!"
"Don't come up!" The eldest brother on the tenth floor shouted: "I'd better go down, I want to see whether you fuck me or I fuck you! Damn it, I've been practicing boxing for 20 years, right?"
Cold sweat suddenly broke out on the temples.
It seems that I have encountered a cruel person...
"Forget it, forget it, since you didn't throw me away..." Zhou Buqi shouted: "Let's just forget about it..."
The eldest brother on the tenth floor: "Your grandma, I thought you were so strong, but you didn't know you were so timid..."
After closing the window, the eldest brother on the tenth floor hurriedly wiped the cold sweat from his forehead and said to an elder sister behind him: "It's okay, it's okay. I've frightened him with words. If he really comes up to fuck me, I really can't do anything..."
The eldest sister rolled her eyes at the eldest brother: "I told you not to act recklessly. You have to show off. Are you afraid now?"
Zhou Buqi saw the window on the tenth floor closed and looked up in confusion.
"Damn it, who is it that's causing trouble with me?"
"Forget it, don't think about it anymore, it's important to get the car back!"
Shaking his head, Zhou Buqi began to fiddle with the power cord in the car again.
At this moment, a black shadow fell from the sky again with a "hoo" sound.
This time Zhou Buqi heard an unusual sound with his sharp ears and immediately raised his head.
"Snapped!"
Zhou Buqi's face was completely muffled.
"vomit……"
Zhou Buqi posed like this: ▄█?█●
Lying on the ground, vomiting.
After vomiting for a while and wiping the stain off his face, Zhou Buqi raised his head and glanced at the residential building, wanting to curse again.
However, Zhou Buqi suddenly thought of two questions.
First of all, who could be so bored as to store such disgusting things at home?
Even if this person had a shameful hobby, he wouldn’t have just started it today!Besides, I have never heard of such a thing before...
Furthermore, the second point is that Diuxiang’s accuracy is too accurate!
100% hit rate, hitting himself again and again!Surprisingly, it didn’t get smashed even once!
Basketball superstar Ku Ritian’s three-pointers are not so accurate either...
Realizing these two points, Zhou Buqi began to doubt life.
At this moment, Xiao Feng, who was hiding in the distance as the sixth child, was covering his mouth to prevent himself from laughing.
Zhou Buqi’s expression of doubt about life is so damn funny...
But soon, Zhou Buqi woke up from his self-doubt.
Stealing a car is important!
"Damn, it must be a coincidence!" Zhou Buqi thought to himself: "Hurry up and leave. As long as you leave here, I don't believe someone can fall on me!"
So Zhou Buqi stopped messing with the power supply and just pushed the unlocked electric car and left.
However, after taking just a few steps, another plume of air fell on Zhou Buqi's head.
Zhou Buqi's eyes widened: "What a ghost!"
So Zhou Buqi simply pushed the cart and started running.
However, after running a few steps, there was another lump!
"F*ck!" Zhou Buqi cursed, not knowing who he was scolding...
However, the cart was running faster and faster.
Soon, Zhou Buqi moved away from the area where he just kept falling.
"Hmph, there are no tall buildings here, so I can't do it. They can still fall from the sky and fly..."
"Snapped……"
Zhou Buqi: "..."
"Ahhhhhhhh, what is going on!" Zhou Buqi cried: "I just want to steal a car quietly, why do people keep throwing me away..."
At this moment, Xiao Feng, who was far behind Zhou Buqi, was rubbing his stomach that was hurting from laughing, and felt happy.
"Humph, I walked away in front of you just so that you wouldn't be suspicious of me."
"If I were in front of you all the time and you encountered such an outrageous situation, you would definitely doubt me."
"I have worked very hard to make you believe that if you continue to be a thief, even God will punish you!"
Xiao Feng's nonsense made Zhou Buqi feel that if he continued to struggle with him, tonight's work tasks would not be completed...
Zhou Buqi's belief as a car thief is - thieves never steal anything!
If we try tonight, we won't be able to steal a car. It would be a shame to tell anyone...
"You can watch it if you want!" Zhou Buqi looked at Xiao Feng and said helplessly, "Just don't disturb me from stealing the car."
Xiao Feng thought for a while and suddenly stood up: "Forget it, you continue, I'm leaving."
Zhou Buqi: "???"
Looking at Xiao Feng's leaving figure, Zhou Buqi looked confused.
"Is this gone?"
"You vowed to reform me, is that all?"
"The thinking of a neurotic cannot be judged by common sense..."
However, Zhou Buqi is happy that the person who was in the way is gone.
I can finally steal a car with peace of mind (*^w^*).
However, is Xiao Feng really gone?
No wonder!
Xiao Feng pushed his broken bicycle into his community.After parking the car, he immediately sneaked out of the community again.
Xiao Feng quickly hid in a dark place, at least a hundred meters away from Zhou Buqi.
At such a long distance, even with street lights, it would not be easy for Zhou Buqi to spot Xiao Feng.
However, Xiao Feng could clearly see Zhou Buqi's actions.
——Let alone 100 meters, even if it is 500 meters or even 1000 meters, Xiao Feng can see Zhou Buqi’s every move thanks to Cute Duoduo’s powerful shooting ability.
At this time, Xiao Feng saw that Zhou Buqi had pried open the lock of the electric car.
Then, Zhou Buqi took out the screwdriver and wrench from his pocket and started to tinker with the power supply of the electric car.
"Tsk tsk, this guy is quite professional." Xiao Feng thought to himself: "Let him fiddle with it for a while, turn on the power, and he can ride the bike away."
"but……"
"hey-hey……"
Xiao Feng smiled evilly, stared at Zhou Buqi, and thought to himself: "Flying beyond the sky!"
"Crack..."
After a sound, Zhou Buqi raised his head blankly.
"mlgbd..." Zhou Buqi patted the hair off his head, jumped to his feet, and pointed at the residential building above his head: "You are a despicable and sinister villain!"
"You don't have any other skills besides flying?"
"If you dare, come out and challenge me!"
At this time, someone upstairs finally couldn't bear it anymore.I saw a big brother on the tenth floor pushing open the window: "You are going to die! Why are ghosts screaming in the middle of the night, and you are not letting anyone sleep well!"
"I have to go to work tomorrow!"
"Okay, it turns out you were the one throwing me away with Xiang!" Zhou Buqi looked at the eldest brother on the tenth floor and shouted, "Just wait, I'll go up and fuck you now!"
"Ah ha? Someone is throwing your weight behind you!" When the eldest brother on the tenth floor heard this, he laughed and said, "Oh my God, my dear earth, which angel sister helped me breathe out this evil breath!"
Zhou Buqi was stunned when he heard this.
"Didn't you hit me?" Zhou Buqi shouted.
"Nonsense, I really want to!" said the eldest brother on the tenth floor: "But I can't do such a disgusting thing!"
Zhou Buqi: "..."
The eldest brother on the tenth floor called again: "Hey, did you say you wanted to come up and fuck me?"
Zhou Buqi stared: "So what!"
"Don't come up!" The eldest brother on the tenth floor shouted: "I'd better go down, I want to see whether you fuck me or I fuck you! Damn it, I've been practicing boxing for 20 years, right?"
Cold sweat suddenly broke out on the temples.
It seems that I have encountered a cruel person...
"Forget it, forget it, since you didn't throw me away..." Zhou Buqi shouted: "Let's just forget about it..."
The eldest brother on the tenth floor: "Your grandma, I thought you were so strong, but you didn't know you were so timid..."
After closing the window, the eldest brother on the tenth floor hurriedly wiped the cold sweat from his forehead and said to an elder sister behind him: "It's okay, it's okay. I've frightened him with words. If he really comes up to fuck me, I really can't do anything..."
The eldest sister rolled her eyes at the eldest brother: "I told you not to act recklessly. You have to show off. Are you afraid now?"
Zhou Buqi saw the window on the tenth floor closed and looked up in confusion.
"Damn it, who is it that's causing trouble with me?"
"Forget it, don't think about it anymore, it's important to get the car back!"
Shaking his head, Zhou Buqi began to fiddle with the power cord in the car again.
At this moment, a black shadow fell from the sky again with a "hoo" sound.
This time Zhou Buqi heard an unusual sound with his sharp ears and immediately raised his head.
"Snapped!"
Zhou Buqi's face was completely muffled.
"vomit……"
Zhou Buqi posed like this: ▄█?█●
Lying on the ground, vomiting.
After vomiting for a while and wiping the stain off his face, Zhou Buqi raised his head and glanced at the residential building, wanting to curse again.
However, Zhou Buqi suddenly thought of two questions.
First of all, who could be so bored as to store such disgusting things at home?
Even if this person had a shameful hobby, he wouldn’t have just started it today!Besides, I have never heard of such a thing before...
Furthermore, the second point is that Diuxiang’s accuracy is too accurate!
100% hit rate, hitting himself again and again!Surprisingly, it didn’t get smashed even once!
Basketball superstar Ku Ritian’s three-pointers are not so accurate either...
Realizing these two points, Zhou Buqi began to doubt life.
At this moment, Xiao Feng, who was hiding in the distance as the sixth child, was covering his mouth to prevent himself from laughing.
Zhou Buqi’s expression of doubt about life is so damn funny...
But soon, Zhou Buqi woke up from his self-doubt.
Stealing a car is important!
"Damn, it must be a coincidence!" Zhou Buqi thought to himself: "Hurry up and leave. As long as you leave here, I don't believe someone can fall on me!"
So Zhou Buqi stopped messing with the power supply and just pushed the unlocked electric car and left.
However, after taking just a few steps, another plume of air fell on Zhou Buqi's head.
Zhou Buqi's eyes widened: "What a ghost!"
So Zhou Buqi simply pushed the cart and started running.
However, after running a few steps, there was another lump!
"F*ck!" Zhou Buqi cursed, not knowing who he was scolding...
However, the cart was running faster and faster.
Soon, Zhou Buqi moved away from the area where he just kept falling.
"Hmph, there are no tall buildings here, so I can't do it. They can still fall from the sky and fly..."
"Snapped……"
Zhou Buqi: "..."
"Ahhhhhhhh, what is going on!" Zhou Buqi cried: "I just want to steal a car quietly, why do people keep throwing me away..."
At this moment, Xiao Feng, who was far behind Zhou Buqi, was rubbing his stomach that was hurting from laughing, and felt happy.
"Humph, I walked away in front of you just so that you wouldn't be suspicious of me."
"If I were in front of you all the time and you encountered such an outrageous situation, you would definitely doubt me."
"I have worked very hard to make you believe that if you continue to be a thief, even God will punish you!"
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