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Chapter 87 The Master of Chaos

At the bottom of the steps, three people came. The first one was from East China.

While Xiao Feng narrowed his eyes, he glanced at Fan Mengmeng subconsciously.

Sure enough, little red hearts appeared in Fan Mengmeng's eyes.

The corner of Xiao Feng's mouth twitched - this nymphomaniac.

Wei Hongzhen walked out from behind Xiao Feng, looked at Huadong below and said, "Come from East China, are you coming to burn incense and worship Buddha?"

Hua Donglai glanced at Wei Hongzhen but ignored him.

Wei Hongzhen's face suddenly turned ugly: "Coming from East China, I, Wei... uh, I'm talking to you, didn't you hear me?"

When Hua Donglai heard this, he couldn't help but be surprised. He looked at Wei Hongzhen with a strange expression: "Why don't you emphasize your name?"

Wei Hongzhen put on a cool expression: "It's none of your business!"

Hua Donglai's face turned cold: "Wei Hongzhen, I see you are picking up cigarette butts on the street!"

Wei Hongzhen was stunned: "What do you mean, why am I picking up cigarette butts?"

Xiao Feng coughed and whispered: "He said you were looking for..."

Wei Hongzhen: "..."

"Do you want you to explain to me?" Wei Hongzhen glared at Xiao Feng: "I am a top student, ranked first in my grade, how can I not understand what he means?"

"You understand and you still ask?" Xiao Feng rolled his eyes.

"I just didn't react!" Wei Hongzhen shouted: "Now I understand!"

Then, Wei Hongzhen came to East China again: "Come from East China, did you fail to do well in the exam and come to the temple to worship the Buddha?"

After saying that, Wei Hongzhen nodded firmly: "Well, that must be the case!"

Hua Donglai was speechless by this guy: "Wei Hongzhen, not everyone values ​​academic performance so much, please don't impose your idea of ​​putting grades first on me, okay?"

"Tch, come on, I'm obviously right!" Wei Hongzhen chuckled: "Don't deny it."

Hua Donglai shook his head and passed by Xiao Feng and others expressionlessly.

"Humph!" Wei Hongzhen turned to look at everyone and said, "He comes to worship Buddha. Let's record it for him and upload it to the Internet later."

Xiao Feng looked at this guy with a confused look on his face: "Are you crazy? They have no enmity against you, why are you holding them back?"

After saying that, Xiao Feng pointed at Wei Hongzhen and asked the other students in Class [-]: "Is he really the number one in that grade? Why does he look like a fool?"

Class [-] students lowered their heads in shame.

Wei Hongzhen didn't know it, he seemed to be thinking about something fun and couldn't stop having fun.

To be honest, Xiao Feng felt a little weird just listening to the conversation between the two.

Although Wei Hongzhen has good grades, in the final analysis, he is just an ordinary person.

An ordinary person dares to chat with an airbending master like that - isn't he really afraid of getting beaten?

Fortunately, Hua Donglai had a good temper. If it had been anyone else, he would have taken out his wrench and knocked Wei Hongzhen down.

Therefore, Xiao Feng directly asked the doubts in his heart.

Wei Hongzhen smiled mysteriously: "He won't beat me. If he beats me, his sister won't spare him."

Xiao Feng was confused: "Why are you involved with his sister again?"

"Ahem..." Wei Hongzhen coughed twice: "This is a secret, I won't tell you."

Xiao Feng: "???"

Everyone followed Hua Donglai's footsteps and walked into Anhuai Zen Temple.

Entering the temple, Xiao Feng saw an old monk, looking at the students who came in with kind eyes, and said: "Amitabha, how good it is, how good it is. The poor monk's name is random. I wonder why all the donors came to the small temple?"

Everyone: "(*???)!!"

Recklessly?

Did you seriously come up with this Dharma name?

Because of this Buddhist name, Xiao Feng suddenly felt that this Anhuai Zen Temple was very improper...

Wei Hongzhen jumped out at that time and shouted: "Master Luanlai, let's burn incense! Do you have any incense here?"

Master Luanlai smiled: "Of course, of course, since the small temple provides the service of burning incense and making wishes, it is natural to provide high-quality sandalwood to the donors."

"I wonder if you, the donor, would like a large incense, a medium incense, or a small incense?"

Everyone could not help but look at each other.

Is burning incense divided into big, medium and small?

Why don't you ask us if you want gold incense, silver incense, or ordinary incense?

Xiao Feng thought for a while, then stepped forward and said, "Master, do you have any explanation for these three kinds of incense?"

"Oh!" Luan Lai nodded, pointed to a stick of incense in the corner that was as tall as half a person, and explained: "This big incense refers to the incense with the highest height and the thickest thickness. This kind of big incense, Burn one stick...three thousand."

Xiao Feng: "Σ(?д?|||)??"

Not only Xiao Feng was frightened, but other students were also dissatisfied.

"It's so expensive, why the hell don't you go and grab it!"

"The store opened by others is a shady store. What a shady store you are!"

"The dharma name you used indiscriminately is really not a random one!"

"Dear donors, be patient and don't be impatient, be patient and impatient..." Luan Lai waved his hand: "Actually, the price of this kind of big incense is indeed a bit expensive, but it is expensive for its own reasons."

Wei Hongzhen frowned: "What do you mean?"

"Because, this is a great incense!" Luan Lai said with a smile: "It uses a lot of ingredients and takes a long time to burn!"

Everyone: "..."

What the hell are you talking about?

"Of course, the poor monk knows that all the donors are short of money, so the small temple has also provided medium incense for you." Luan Lai took two steps and pointed to the incense stick next to the highest one.

This incense stick is only about twenty centimeters in height and is of moderate thickness.

"The price of this medium incense is one hundred yuan each." Luan Lai held the "medium incense" in his hand and said to everyone.

Xiao Feng's eyes twitched: "Master, don't bully me for my lack of knowledge. I've seen incense of your size in a shroud shop, and it only costs ten yuan a stick!"

"Hey~" Ran Lai stretched out his hand to interrupt Xiao Feng and said, "Donor, what you said is wrong. Can the incense in a shroud shop be the same as the incense in a small temple?"

Xiao Feng squinted: "Is there any difference?"

Luan Lai said: "Monks don't lie. The incense in the small temple is all blessed by poor monks. Burning this kind of incense to make wishes is very effective!"

Everyone: "..."

Damn it, what monks don’t lie? I think you are just bragging!

"Okay, I can't afford Zhongxiang either." Xiao Feng waved his hand: "Let's take a look at Xiaoxiang!"

With a disappointed expression on his face, Luan Lai took out an incense stick from behind his back and said, "Well, in that case, I can only recommend Xiaosi's best-selling incense to all donors."

Everyone looked at the incense stick in Luan Lai's hand - note, it's an incense stick!

An incense stick is made of many incense sticks tied together.

And the size and thickness of a stick of incense is just like the bamboo sticks on the barbecue stall...

It takes many incense sticks to make one stick, do you understand?

"This is the incense provided in the small temple." Luan Lai lowered his eyebrows and said, "This style is very cheap, one piece - ten yuan!"

Everyone: "..."

Luan Lai suddenly raised his head, looked at everyone and said, "Dear donors, you can't even afford to burn incense, can you?"

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