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Li Zhengwu looked proud and said to everyone: "The medium incense I have here is made up of more than 100 small incense sticks!"

"We have a total of 14 people here. So, if we take apart this medium stick of incense, turn it into small incense sticks and divide them evenly, each of us will be able to receive seven to eight sticks!"

"So, I bought this stick of incense first, and then everyone can take it from me!"

Seeing everyone looking at him with strange expressions, Li Zhengwu grinned: "Of course, I paid for this incense, so if everyone gets the incense from me, each person gives me ten yuan. This is not excessive. Bar?"

"Think about it. For the same ten dollars, you can only get one incense stick from him, but you can get eight sticks from me. Which one is more cost-effective!"

After Li Zhengwu said so much, Xiao Feng noticed that the face of the old monk Luan Lai always had that kind of expression that was half-smiling but not smiling...

Xiao Feng looked at Li Zhengwu speechlessly and sighed in his heart: "This is so smart..."

At this time, Wei Hongzhen said with a smile: "What you said makes sense. How about you take apart your Zhongxiang now?"

Li Zhengwu nodded with a smile, tore off the paper binding Zhongxiang, and then...

Ten seconds later, Li Zhengwu's expression began to change.

Cold sweat also flowed from the temples...

"Damn it!" Li Zhengwu turned around and glared at the random monk: "You old monk is so careless!"

Monk Luanlai seemed stunned for a moment, clasped his hands and said, "Donor, look at you, how do you say this..."

"You actually stuck these incense sticks together with glue!" Li Zhengwu said angrily, "How do you want me to distribute them to everyone!"

Monk Luanlai said seriously: "Donor, you can't blame me for this. The poor monk did this to keep the incense from spreading..."

"This poor monk has such good intentions..."

Li Zhengwu's face suddenly became dull, and he felt two crows flying above his head. At the same time, the crows were still calling: "Stupid~Silly~"

Seeing Li Zhengwu's confused face, everyone laughed happily.

Thinking about it, the monk is not stupid, how can he give you such an advantage?

"Brother Feng, this..." Li Zhengwu looked sad and asked Xiao Feng: "What should I do?"

Xiao Feng shrugged: "I bought everything, just burn it and we're done..."

Li Zhengwu: "But, this is 100 yuan!"

"Then you ask Master Luanlai if you can retreat." Xiao Feng said while suppressing a smile.

Li Zhengwu looked at Lunan Lai with hope: "Master..."

Luan Lai Bao Xiang said solemnly: "Since the incense money has been collected, there is no way to return it."

"Besides, if the poor monk really returns it to the donor, do you dare to accept it?"

Li Zhengwu: "Of course I dare!"

Luan Lai: "Then the donor is not afraid of meeting ghosts when walking at night?"

Li Zhengwu was furious: "Okay, you threaten me!"

Luan Lai shook his head: "Donor, please don't talk nonsense. Why is this poor monk threatening you? This poor monk is giving you pertinent advice!"

Li Zhengwu: "..."

"Okay, okay!" Xiao Feng patted Li Zhengwu on the shoulder: "Every time you learn, you will gain wisdom. Don't always think about taking advantage in the future. You think you are very smart."

Monk Luanlai faced everyone, clasped his hands and said, "Dear donors, you can donate money now, and then get incense from the poor monk to burn."

So, Li Zhengwu watched the others, each of them put ten dollars in the merit box, and then took out a stick of incense.

"Are you stupid?" Li Zhengwu couldn't help but said: "This old monk is so evil, and you still give him money!"

"A stick of incense costs ten yuan, but it's not worth a dime outside!"

Fan Mengmeng took a stick of incense and glanced at Li Zhengwu: "No matter how stupid I am, I'm not as stupid as you. You spent a hundred dollars."

Li Zhengwu: "(-???-???-???-???-???___-???-???-???-???-???)"

Wang Sili also donated a stick of incense, turned around and said with a smile: "More money and less money is a trivial matter. In fact, it's just to ask for a good omen."

Li Zhengwu: "Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu...My 100 yuan..."

"Actually, I don't believe this either. It's just that I think it's fun to see everyone burning, so I want to play with everyone." Wei Hongzhen also laughed.

Li Zhengwu: "..."

Soon, the students who wanted to make a wish had already paid the money, lit the incense and inserted it into the incense burner.

In fact, of the fourteen people, only half spent the money.

A classmate from Class 100 looked at Li Zhengwu, who had a dead-father look on his face, and came over to comfort him: "Classmate, don't be so sad. Think about it, we spend ten yuan on an incense stick, and you have at least more than 1000 sticks on it. , it’s worth more than [-]—you’ve made a fortune!”

He is worthy of being a classmate in the fast class and also a very smart person...

Li Zhengwu rushed outside with a look of grief and anger: "Ah ah ah ah, let me die, don't stop me!"

Xiao Feng smiled and pulled the guy back: "That's almost enough. In this pure place of Buddhism, there are always life and death situations. How unlucky..."

Li Zhengwu: "(*'へ'*)"

"Hey, Brother Feng, why don't you burn a stick?" At this time, Li Zhengwu noticed that Xiao Feng didn't burn any incense at all.

Xiao Feng smiled: "I don't have money, so I won't join in the fun."

Li Zhengwu simply put the incense into Xiao Feng's hand: "Brother Feng, I'll give it to you, you go and burn it."

Xiao Feng was immediately embarrassed: "How can that be done? You bought this for 100 yuan..."

"Don't ask me for another 100 yuan!" Li Zhengwu burst into tears: "I feel heartbroken..."

"Give me the incense, but I don't have the money to give it to you." Xiao Feng said, "You should burn it yourself."

Li Zhengwu held Xiao Feng's hand: "Brother Feng, it's you who do it."

"To me, this stick of incense does not represent incense, but money..."

"100 yuan..."

Li Zhengwu suddenly pointed at his chest and cried: "Uuuuuuuuah, when I talk about this, I feel pain again..."

Xiao Feng pondered for a moment: "How about you keep it and put it at home to ward off evil spirits..."

Li Zhengwu looked serious: "Brother Feng, please stop trying to persuade me. I'll give this incense to you. It's free of charge. You can burn it!"

"Hmm..." Xiao Feng actually didn't want to burn it. Although he didn't buy it himself, this thing sold for 100 yuan, so it was a real deal.

At this moment, Xiao Feng saw two people outside the temple gate about to come in.

A middle-aged man with a big belly, and an enchanting young woman holding his arm.

The relationship is not normal at first glance!

Xiao Feng's eyes lit up, he took the incense in Li Zhengwu's hand, and immediately jumped out to stop the man and woman.

"Boss, are you here to make a wish?" Xiao Feng looked at the middle-aged man and said mysteriously: "I have incense here, which is cheaper than what the monks here sell. Do you want to consider it?"

The man glanced at Xiao Feng: "How much?"

Xiao Feng thought for a moment and raised two fingers.

"Two hundred?" The man touched his mouth: "Is this called cheap?"

Xiao Feng walked to the temple, dragged Monk Luanlai out of the temple, pointed at the small incense in his hand and said: "Master, tell this boss, how much does this incense cost you?"

Ranlai clasped his hands together: "Amitabha, burn a small incense in the small temple - ten yuan..."