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Hua Donglai looked at the serious young monk Fudo, and his whole body felt bad.

I had a fight with you today. Not only did you destroy all my confidence, but I also spent hundreds of dollars on it.

This time I have lost money to my grandma’s house. Next time I come to see you, I have no idea whether I win or not - I have to spend another three thousand to burn incense sticks!

Do you think I'm a masochist who likes to spend money to find pleasure?

Hua Donglai's face turned dark, and he simply turned around and said, "I will come back to you in half a year!"

As soon as he finished speaking, Hua Donglai looked up at the sky with tears in his eyes, shouting with grief and anger in his heart: "So, I am really a masochist, right?"

Xiao Feng and others looked at the young monk Fudo with curious eyes.

The young monk Fudo was surrounded by everyone. Not only was he not embarrassed, but he looked at Wang Sili with an expression asking for credit: "This female Bodhisattva, what did the young monk do just now, was it great?"

Wang Sili: "..."

Everyone: "..."

Your sister, the female donor, is no longer called a female benefactor, but a female Bodhisattva!

Your master first thought of making money after you finished the fight.And you, come to strike up a conversation with the pretty girl first?

This pair of master and disciple are indeed not serious monks!

Wang Sili was speechless for a moment, glanced at the dark-faced Hua Donglai, then looked into the admiring eyes of the young monk Fudo, and said sincerely: "Well, you are great..."

"That's true!" The young monk Fudo narrowed his eyes into an arc and said happily: "Female Bodhisattva, can you praise the young monk more? Hearing you praise the young monk, the young monk feels so happy!"

Wang Sili: "..."

Xiao Feng looked at this boy and couldn't help but touch his bald head and asked a question he had always wanted to ask: "I said, is your boy really a monk?"

"Amitabha!" The young monk Fudo put his hands together and said seriously: "The young monk is naturally a monk. It's true."

"But shouldn't a monk be celibate and avoid sexual intercourse with women?" Xiao Feng said: "You kid always harasses my female classmates, how can you look like a monk?"

The young monk Fudou said seriously: "Donor, don't talk nonsense, how can this be called harassment, young monk!"

"The young monk is just expressing his admiration for a female Bodhisattva who looks very much like the young monk's mother!"

"The young monk's admiration for his mother and his desire for the female Bodhisattva are completely two different concepts, okay?"

Xiao Feng twitched the corner of his mouth twice and sneered: "You... are so shameless!"

The young monk Fudou smiled slightly: "Young monk doesn't rely on his face to make a living. It doesn't matter if you want or don't have a face."

Xiao Feng: "(ー_ー)!!"

"Damn, this little monk, you are so cruel, I can't say anything to you!" Xiao Feng rolled his eyes and was speechless.

When Li Zhengwu saw Xiao Feng being choked by the little monk Fudo, he became interested and teased him: "Little monk, let me ask you, does the female Bodhisattva who left just now look like your mother?"

The little monk Fudou immediately shook his head: "It's not like that!"

Li Zhengwu was immediately puzzled: "Why don't they look alike? Don't you always say they look like your mother when you see beautiful girls? Isn't the one just now beautiful?"

The little monk Fudou thought for a while and said, "Donor, do you think the one just now is beautiful?"

Li Zhengwu nodded.

The young monk Fudou shook his head and sighed: "Donor, the young monk knows that there is an ophthalmology department in a hospital that is very effective in treating eyes. How about... the young monk recommends you to try it?"

Li Zhengwu, a black man with a question mark face: "Why should I treat my eyes?"

Xiao Feng pushed this guy: "He said you have something wrong with your eyes, don't you understand?"

Li Zhengwu suddenly became angry: "How dare you, a little monk, say that my eyesight is bad, I...I want to challenge you to a duel!"

After Hua Donglai heard this, he immediately rolled his eyes: "Single fight? Do you think you can beat him!"

Li Zhengwu: "..."

Xiao Fengxiao asked: "Little monk, that young lady just now, how did you know that she is not beautiful?"

"That female donor..." Fudo, the young monk, scratched his scalp, glanced at Fan Mengmeng, and said, "Compared with this ugly and fat female donor, she is naturally prettier, but... "

The young monk Fufu looked at Wang Sili again: "...Compared with this female Bodhisattva who looks like my mother, that one is far behind."

Wang Sili: "..."

Fan Mengmeng: "..."

"F*ck!" Fan Mengmeng burst out with all her strength, rushed in front of the young monk Fudo, stretched out her hand to strangle his neck, shook him hard and said: "You damn bald donkey, if you have the guts to say that I'm fat and fat, Ugly, I will strangle you to death, believe it or not!"

The little monk Fudo was choked so hard that he couldn't breathe. His face suddenly turned red, and he stuck out his tongue and shouted: "Ahhhhh, I want to die, I want to die, I want to die..."

The others hurriedly pulled away from Fan Mengmeng and shouted: "Fan Mengmeng, please stop! If you continue to strangle him, you will really strangle him to death!"

"Fan Mengmeng, you are still young, please don't lead to crime just because of a little monk's words!"

Wei Hongzhen also advised from the side: "Yes, yes, besides what this young monk said is wrong, you are just a little fatter, but you are actually not that ugly..."

Fan Mengmeng was in a state of madness at the moment. When she heard someone calling her fat, she immediately turned around and grabbed the upright boy by the neck: "Ah, ah, you actually called me fat, I will strangle you to death!"

The scene started to get chaotic...

However, no matter how chaotic the scene was, it did not affect Xiao Feng.

Xiao Feng touched his chin and glanced at Wang Sili, thinking in his mind: "Tsk, if the little monk hadn't said this, I wouldn't have realized that Wang Sili is indeed much prettier than the one just now..."

In fact, Mr. Li's female companion is actually pretty good in appearance and figure.It's just that the make-up is too thick, and there is always a bit of a coquettish smell.

Compared with Wang Sili's fresh, simple and naturally beautiful temperament, Mr. Li's female companion is indeed much worse.

To be honest, the most beautiful girl Xiao Feng has ever seen in his life may be the one who has a lot of money.

But Qian Duoduo always had a straight face, as if everyone owed her money.

So Xiao Feng thinks that girls like Wang Sili are cuter.

While Xiao Feng was thinking about this, the young monk Fudo next to him started to make trouble again.

"Female Bodhisattva, is it almost noon?" The young monk Fudou looked at Wang Sili with flickering eyes and said, "Are you hungry? Do you want to eat vegetarian food here at noon? The young monk can prepare delicious vegetarian dishes for you! Yes! Yes, the little monk is very good at cooking."

Xiao Feng stared at the little monk Fudo in stunned silence, and couldn't help but feel a sense of absurdity in his heart.

This little monk, despite his young age, is very skilled in chatting up girls!

Xiao Feng has never mastered these techniques of flirting with girls in his two lives, okay?

Xiao Feng was a little angry...

So Xiao Fengqi said: "She doesn't like to eat vegetarian food! She likes to eat meat!"

The little monk Fudo pondered for a moment, raised his head and said with a smile: "You like to eat meat... That's no problem. The braised pork I cook is also delicious..."