After the entire network was hacked, I bound to the Pinxixi system

On the third day of the romance, Wen Jia and Qu Xi were assigned to a group and asked to take Polaroids to the botanical garden to take a photo to check in. To check in, they needed to collect a total of ten plants, and the photo poses could not be repeated.

Walking on the winding stone road, Qu Xi asked his soul: "This is a coastal city and not a desert city. Why are there cacti everywhere in the botanical garden?"

They had been walking for 15 minutes from the moment they entered the house, but they still couldn't get out of the circle of cacti.

"Maybe," Wenjia replied uncertainly: "Is this more convenient for watering?"

What he said made sense, but Qu Xi was speechless.

After another five minutes, Qu Yan had to admit: "Wenjia, we seem to have lost our way. We saw this big cactus just now, and now we are back."

As he said this, he scratched his head, feeling a little embarrassed.

It was he who insisted on taking Wenjia to take a shortcut on a small road, but now he has lost his way. The botanical garden is very big, and there are few road signs. If he has to go around so slowly, he doesn't know how long he will have to go around.

"It doesn't matter." Wenjia thought it was not a big problem: "We can go find other tourists to ask for directions."

Looking around, the only tourists within a hundred meters are the group of middle-aged aunties who are constantly changing their postures and posing in front of the cactus under the scorching sun.

"Okay, let me go and ask." Qu Qian volunteered. After all, it was his suggestion to take the small road that led them both to get lost.

Another point, he didn't say.

It is very common for celebrities to make good use of their popularity and influence when recording programs to get help from passers-by and complete tasks. It can even be said to be witty. If you meet someone who can cause trouble, some wonderful chemistry may occur. Reactions, such as posting a joke and making it a hot search, asking passers-by for help, and no one recognizes it is really embarrassing.

Qu Yan is quite confident in his popularity. Isn't it natural for tourists to recognize him and ask him about the route easily?

As for Wenjia, she was so confused that few people except her anti-fans would recognize her, and Qu Xi was afraid of embarrassing her.

"Okay." Wen Jia nodded obediently.

When an aunt with curly hair finally finished posing for photos and was about to change someone, Qu Xi stepped forward and said, "Hello, aunt, the Botanical Garden..."

As soon as he started talking, the aunts suddenly looked wary, and the flower curly-headed aunt even waved her hand to interrupt him: "We didn't graffiti, at most we stepped on the sand and didn't step on the lawn, and there's no sign next to your cactus. You can’t stand in and take pictures!”

"Auntie, you misunderstood, I just wanted to ask..."

The aunt wearing a beaded wide-brimmed hat answered fluently: "No card, no money, no insurance, chewing bark in the botanical garden, sleeping on straw mats under the overpass, my wife died early, my son was unfilial, my daughter-in-law ran away with her grandson after running out of money, He is so poor that there is no place to find coffin boards."

Qu Yan was completely shocked.

The anti-fraud awareness of contemporary aunts is too strong, right?

[@ Lizisu: If you don’t understand, just ask, are the aunts treating Qu Xi as a scammer? 】

[@山重水远: No, we admire him for being so handsome, so how does he look like an administrator?How does he look like a fraudster? (Stupid.gif)]

[@ rocksugar spicy chicken: Damn, I don’t have a card, no money, no insurance, auntie, don’t be too knowledgeable!How much does it take to get defrauded? ! 】

[@ Kuchazi: In front of me, maybe it’s because he’s so handsome.After all, the more handsome a boy is, the better he is at lying (dog head saves life.gif)】

[@quzhongyin: Save, why is Qu Xiaoyan’s confused but shocked expression so funny? ! ! ! 】

[@爱吃肉包: I am a very cold person, and I usually don’t laugh unless I can’t help but feel prosperous and in a trance...]

[@两心同同: You guys are so outrageous, you are all laughing at me!I'm different, I was so cute by the aunts that I lost control of my expressions hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha (laughing wildly on the ground.jpg)]

[@Mianmian: I simply felt sorry for Qu Xiaoqian who was mistaken for being a scammer for one second, and spent the remaining 59 seconds laughing (beating the table and laughing wildly. gif)]

Just as Qu Yan thought at the beginning, the aunts who could do things did not disappoint him. There were chemical reactions, jokes, and hot searches.

#qu槧fraud#

Five minutes later, the hot search was manually lengthened again.

#心动动时qu秧综合#

A little-informed melon-eating netizen: What?Scam?Is it the Qu Yan that I know?

Passers-by in the entertainment industry who don’t know how to look at the headlines: No, what’s going on with the QT group?Feng Tianfan just broke out about his hidden marriage two days ago, and today Qu Qian ended up committing fraud. This week, the entertainment industry has caught QT in a house collapse, right?

Audience A who is in the know and doesn’t mind watching the fun: Pass on, Qu Xi is cheating on his aunt on the love show.

Audience B, who is in the know and doesn’t mind the excitement, said: According to the story, Qu Xian deceived the old aunt about her feelings on the romance show.

Audience C, who is in the know and doesn’t mind the excitement, said: According to the story, Qu Yan tried to deceive his old aunt on the love show, but was found out.

……

10 minutes later, fresh hot searches appeared.

#heartbeats in progress when music collapses the room#

#心动时时qu姧 Botanical Garden deceived the old aunt’s feelings and was found out#

I just don’t know if these hot searches are what Qu Qian wants.

In the live broadcast room, things progressed to the point where Wen Jia came over to help explain, finally convincing the aunts that they were not here to defraud, but simply wanted to ask for directions.

Qu Xi nodded reservedly.

Qu Xi nodded solemnly.

Qu Xi calmly nodded his head in a 360-degree surround.

……

Should not be!

Why didn't any aunt recognize him?

Qu Xian was greatly hit and fell into isolation by relying on cactus——

Could it be that his popularity is all fake?Are all the fake fans on Weibo bought by the company?

The tourist aunties were still very enthusiastic. After the misunderstanding was resolved, they offered to lead Wen Jia and Qu Xi to the succulent park next to them.

After thanking the aunts, the two of them followed the aunts towards the succulent park. As they walked, Wenjia's eyes inadvertently passed behind Qu Qing, and he couldn't help but slowly asked: Is this person okay? Bar?

At this age, she had only heard of people with barbs on their backs, so how could there be people with barbs on their backs?

She turned her head and glanced at the cactus they had left behind several times, and hesitated to speak, until Qu Xi finally couldn't help but ask her: "Wenjia, why do you keep looking at me?"

"Oh," Wen Jia said, "I just want to know what you just did to those cacti?"

"I didn't do anything." Qu Yan said inexplicably.

Wenjia was silent for a moment and asked humbly: "Can you write songs?"

"No!" Qu Jianmiao denied.

Wen Jia asked: "Who in your group can write songs?"

Seeing her reluctance, Qu Xi said: "Tianfanhui, if you need anything, just go to him."

It is reasonable to suspect that Wenjia is back to her old ways and wants to find someone to flirt with, for example, she wants to learn to write songs or wants to write a song for her. In this regard, Qu Yan said:

If you are a dead Taoist friend rather than a poor Taoist, you should sell your brother.

"I need it very much. This inspiration is really important to me!" Wen Jia said enthusiastically: "In this way, I have already thought of the theme of your next concert, and you must be in the C position."

Qu Yan:?

Wen Jia was enthusiastic: "Listen to me, let Feng Tianfan start writing later, and the theme song will be called "The Thorny Boy"!"

Qu Yan:? ? ?

What is it?Why does this sound wrong?

At the reminder of the photography teacher, he touched his back and suddenly:! ! !

I go!When did my clothes get so many thorns on them? ! !The pressure of survival is so great these days that cactus is starting to lose its hair? ! ! !

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