The country is the matchmaker!Princess Black Lotus is reborn as a poisonous concubine

"Hey, are you being unreasonable? You lock me here day and night, and why should I be grateful to you?"

Chuyi glanced at him with disgust and motioned him to sit back in his chair immediately, "Do you still want to eat crab cakes?"

Zuo Liang closed his eyes and took a deep breath. Forget it, after sparring so many times, he couldn't beat him, so he had to endure it.

He sat back in the chair as if he was angry, swung the rope hanging on the chair, threw it on himself, gritted his teeth and glanced at Chu Yi, "Tie it up."

On the first day of the new year, Zuo Liang was amused by Zuo Liang's appearance as a doormat. He sat on the long table and handed the food box to Zuo Liang's hand with one hand, "I won't tie you up now. I hope you behave well in front of Her Royal Highness today. Leave you free to relax for a quarter of an hour.”

As soon as Zuo Liang opened the box, the fragrant smell of pastries hit his nostrils, and he hungrily stuffed a piece of lump crab cake into his mouth.

"Cough cough cough..."

On the first day of the new year, he poured water for Zuo Liang speechlessly, "Look at you, are you stupid? Why are you in such a hurry? It's like you haven't eaten."

Chu Yi was chanting and patting Zuo Liang on the back, like a heartbroken old woman.Zuo Liang, on the other hand, really liked the back-slapping technique from the first day of junior high school, and saw that his unstoppable cough was gradually slowing down.

However, although the coughing was not as heavy as before, Zuo Liang, who had been lowering his head, did not straighten up. On the first day of the year, he immediately bent down to look at him in confusion.

A sharp object came towards him. Chuyi's pupils shrank suddenly and he immediately dodged. He put his palms firmly on the ground and jumped into the air. A burst of energy hit the left beam from top to bottom...

After half a stick of incense, Zuo Liang was pinned down by Chu Yi.

"Xiao Zuozuo, you've become very capable. You can even remove the back of a chair. It seems that I'll have to give you a stone stool to sit on next time."

Zuo Liang blushed, not only because he was angry because he was easily defeated again, but also because the postures of the two of them at the moment were too shameful...

Zuo Liang was lying on the ground, his arms were restrained above his head by the palms of Junior One, and his legs were pressed by Junior One's lower body. The two of them were almost face to face, and their warm breath could reach each other's face. superior.

Looking at Zuo Liang's red face like a monkey's butt, Chu Yi sneered: "Why, a grown man can still be shy? Why didn't I see you face so red when I changed your clothes?"

"You!" Zuo Liang was so angry that he almost couldn't speak. He glanced to the side in embarrassment. After holding it in for a long time, he said, "Last time you changed my clothes, I wasn't even fully dressed yet." Sober!"

Seeing that the teasing was almost done, Chuyi let go of his hand, and quickly pinched Zuo Liang's fierce-looking but resolute face, "Get used to it early, my patience is limited, I'll provoke you again next time I, I can’t guarantee that next time only your face will be so red, maybe other places will also..."

"You!" Zuo Liang subconsciously raised his hand and touched the back of his head that was so painful from the collision. He didn't know if he had damaged his brain. What he said did not fit his manly face at all, "You don't want to Face!"

Chu Yi had already stood up. He looked down at the man who was half sitting on the ground with a hint of irritation and shyness. He smiled crookedly and said, "Hey, I'm shameless in front of you. What can you do to me?"

Zuo Liang planned to ignore him and sat back on the chair resignedly, waiting for him to be tightly tied up again on the first day of the new year.

The five-flower bundle came as scheduled, but Chu Yi had no intention of letting him go easily, "Answer me a question, and I won't punish you today, nor will I give you a cold stone bench to sit on."

Zuo Liang struggled to squeeze out a snort from his nose, which was regarded as an answer to Chu Yi's words.

"You shouldn't be from the capital, right? Where are you from?"

Zuo Liang finally looked at Chu Yi and asked, "Why do you ask this?"

Chu Yi raised his eyebrows and said, "I'm interested in you."

Zuo Liang glared at Chu Yi fiercely, but Chu Yi didn't say anything anymore. He just leaned in front of the long table and looked at him with a playful smile.

After a long stalemate, Zuo Liang finally felt that continuing like this was not an option. He took a deep breath and spit out two words: "Huangzhou."

Chu Yi stepped forward and patted the top of Zuo Liang's slightly disheveled hair, "Be good Zuo Zuo."

Zuo Liang immediately trembled with chills all over his body, "Please can you be normal! I have received professional training, okay? I deserve to be tortured. What do you mean by torturing me like this? No, it's you, the first year of junior high school, Can you stop being frivolous with me? I am a man, and you are a man too. What do you mean by doing that? Do you want to torture me into a pervert?"

Looking at Zuo Liang walking on the edge of madness, Chu Yi finally couldn't help laughing.

Holding his stomach and laughing for a long time, he glanced at Zuo Liang, whose eyes were full of resentment, took out the remaining piece of pastry in the food box and put it to Zuo Liang's mouth, "Little Zuo Zuo, good boy, it's the last piece, don't leave." waste."

Zuo Liang glanced at him viciously, and the two remained in a stalemate for a long time. In the end, Zuo Liang decided not to fight against his stomach, and opened his mouth slightly with trembling.

"Open your mouth wider, ah... you're so good, slow down, don't choke anymore."

Zuo Liang watched with tears in his heart as Chu Yi gently wiped the cake crumbs from the corner of his mouth, slowly put away the food box, and then hummed a little tune to pour the chamber pot behind the screen.I cursed one after another silently in my heart: Abnormal!abnormal!abnormal!

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News came from the northern border that because the second prince of Xichang Kingdom led an army of [-] to conquer most of the tribes in Beixiang Kingdom, Beixiang Kingdom was divided into two. The larger Northwest Xiang Kingdom voluntarily surrendered to Xichang's vassal state, and The Northeastern Xiangguo, which borders the Dashuo Kingdom, refuses to surrender. Its current situation is precarious. There are foreign enemies attacking from outside, and there are uprisings internally. For a while, the people are in chaos and are in turmoil.

The situation in the neighboring Northeast Xiangguo is uncertain. Once it becomes a vassal state of Xichang, the situation in the north of Dashuo will be even more difficult. As a result, this year's Bei'an army recruitment announcement is more aggressive than in previous years.

Emperor Pingren was originally worried that the people of Dashuo would be distracted by the long-term peace and tranquility of the country, and that the men of the right age would not have the intention to join the army and establish a career. This year, he also deliberately increased the military pay for soldiers.But what he didn't expect was that the Dashuo heroes' intention to join the army was unprecedentedly enthusiastic.

Emperor Pingren asked Sun Bingzhi, who was involved in the conscription, what he was confused about, and he answered like this.

"Back to Your Majesty, it is rumored that the second prince of the Xichang Kingdom conquered hundreds of wild tribes in the Beixiang Kingdom with only a hundred thousand troops. He was dubbed the 'God of War' by the people of the Xichang Kingdom. I think Da Shuoerlang must have suffered." Inspired by the illustrious reputation of Xichang's God of War, since neighboring countries have such a 'God of War', we, Shuoerlang, must not bow down easily!"

Although Emperor Heiren was in a state of mind that was troubled by the northern border, after hearing this, the gloom in his heart was instantly relieved by the dashing Dashuoerlangs. He wrote a poem on the spot, which was copied in miniature. On top of every recruiting notice.

Although the poem is short, it is inspiring.

"I was born a good son in Dashuo, and I joined the army to serve the country. The sound of iron drums on the city wall is still ringing. You should strengthen yourself by showing your courage."