Quick Travel: The little cannon fodder is pretending to be good again

Chu You touched his chin, "What you said seems to make sense."

Su Ling chuckled, that was natural.

What veteran is willing to let his wife starve.

There was a lot of noise outside the house, and the villagers kept knocking on the door.

"Do you have any method that can isolate the sound?" Su Ling covered her ears, "It's really too noisy."

"Let me think about it, yes, I'll go upstairs to get some paper and pen." Chu You finished the remaining noodles in two or two bites, went upstairs, took down his yellow paper and cinnabar, and drew the talisman, all in one go. .

"go with!"

Chu You threw out the talisman paper. The talisman paper was getting bigger and bigger. The living room was divided into two areas with the sofa as the boundary. Inside the sofa were them, and outside the sofa were the things outside the door. They isolated the sound and the picture, forming two areas. world.

The audience in the live broadcast room saw this scene and their cerebellum shrank.

[Wow, this is definitely the most obedient baby ever]

[Sister Yan will do whatever they are not allowed to do, and she will just block them from looking. You are so good, I will slap you in the face]

[This is no better than those people who are rushing to die. They open the door when they are not allowed, and go out when they are not allowed. I am so angry that I almost suffer from stupidity.]

[+1 upstairs, I like people who are obedient. They won’t do anything if they are not told, and they will do whatever they are told. Isn’t it good to cooperate with each other? Some people prefer to hold back]

[Speaking of which, between the two of them, Sister Yan is the only one here. Is it really reasonable? 】

[Reasonable, super reasonable, Boss Yan, what’s wrong with being led by a boss? 】

[No, I’m going to see Sister Yan show off]

Back mountain

Yu Yan climbed up the mountain road. Because it had just rained, the road was a little slippery and foggy. The whole mountain was shrouded in smoke and things were not clear. At a glance, except for the blurry green or Fuzzy green.

"Disperse!"

A gust of wind blew by, the fog in the mountains gradually dispersed, and the scene in front of us gradually became clearer.

"yue~" Yu Yan bent over and retched, Yaoshou, it smells so bad...

【? ? ? What did I hear? Is Sister Yan pregnant? 】

[Can ghosts get pregnant? 】

[Call Brother Song, Sister Yan is pregnant with your baby]

[I suddenly have inspiration and want to write a novel. What should I do? "The Love Between Humans and Ghosts Is Unfinished", She, a youthful female college student, died with hatred and turned into a ghost, only thinking about revenge, and he, the young and promising domineering Master Tian, ​​an accident made them meet, and they fell in love at first sight, but people and ghosts have different paths. From then on, she escaped from his pursuit, and she could not fly without wings]

[Continued, one day, she took the opportunity to escape and wanted to live in seclusion in the mountains. They had not seen each other since then, but found that she already had his flesh and blood. After searching for many days, he finally found his beloved wife and vowed to fight her He broke her legs and imprisoned her forever, but when he saw her bulging pregnant belly, he felt heartbroken and blamed himself, oh, why didn’t he find her earlier]

[Continue, the domineering Heavenly Master smiled evilly, part cool, part sneer, part careless, woman, you are pregnant with my baby, and she belongs to me for the rest of her life. I couldn’t help but take her home, and take good care of her. , a few months later, when he saw three young faces that were almost identical to his own, the Heavenly Master smiled evilly again, he is really awesome, he has three treasures in one child, and he is indispensable for pampering.]

[Upstairs, who do you want to blast to death, who do you want to injure to death? 】

[If you are reported, it must be Sister Yan and Brother Song who did it]

[My sister Yan has a thermos cup at first glance. How could she be pregnant with a baby? Even if she is pregnant with a baby, it must be Brother Song who is pregnant with a baby. Don’t slander her]

[The purchase has been completed. Is it a delay or a delay? 】

[I bet a pack of spicy strips, my station will be delayed]

[Delay delay delay, must delay]

[Delay, delay, delay, Brother Song, give me an A! 】

"Why don't these foxes take baths?! Can you please pay attention to personal hygiene?!" Yu Yan covered her nose and rolled her eyes.

999 laughed in space, [Host, hahaha... I'll block your sense of smell, hahaha...]

"Ok?"

[Host, I was wrong. 】999 quickly admitted his mistake and blocked Yu Yan's sense of smell.

"If you haven't come out yet, are you waiting for me to personally pull you out and strip your skin and bones?"

A red fox jumped out of the woods and rushed towards Yu Yan, showing its sharp claws, "You are the one who killed Hu Yun'er, I will kill you to avenge her!"

Yu Yan ducked sideways, reached out and grabbed its tail, grabbed the back of its neck and lifted it up, "You want to kill me? Just you?"

Hu Li fluttered his limbs, "Let me go and let me fight you in my human form if you can!"

Yu Yan chuckled and threw it to the ground.

"Ouch!" A young and charming boy in purple costume, with silver hair and red eyes, and the fox ears on his head kept trembling, fell miserably to his feet, stood up and rubbed his butt, "Can't you be gentle? Do you want to be more gentle? What's wrong? You just throw me to the ground like this, do you still have fox rights?"

Yu Yan crossed his arms and asked, "Do you have any last words?"

Hu Li immediately covered his mouth and shook his head. The tail behind him dropped to the ground with a frightened sound, and his ears drooped.

"Since there are no last words..."

"Help, kill the fox!" Hu Li held his tail and took several steps back.

Yu Yan: "..."

"It's okay if you don't want to die, just tell me your..."

"You want to ask where the most precious treasure of our fox clan is? Let me tell you, even if I die, even if I am skinned and boned by you, I will not tell you where it is! You should give up on this idea! I But the future king of the Fox clan would rather die than surrender!"

"Oh, then die." Yu Yan looked indifferent, and the tip of his right index finger pointed down, and a thunder struck down.

"Cough cough cough..."

Hu Li, who was struck by lightning, coughed out a puff of black smoke and his hair turned into an afro.

If he was white dough before, now he is just charcoal dregs.

Yu Yan sealed his demon power with a wave of his hand, grabbed the back of his neck and went down the mountain, returning the same way.

*

Chu You and Su Ling stared at Hu Li, and they stared at each other.

Su Ling poked Hu Li's head, "This fox demon looks too young, doesn't it? Sister Yan, did you kidnap a child?"

"More than a hundred years old, for a demon, you are indeed very young." Yu Yan put down the teacup and walked to Hu Li, "If you still refuse to tell me the whereabouts of the treasure tomorrow, I will chop you into meatballs and feed them to the dogs. .”

Song Chi yawned and lazily went downstairs, his voice still a little hoarse, "Is this the trophy you brought back from the mountain?"

Yu Yan stepped forward and supported him, "Why did you come down if you didn't have a good rest in the room? Did we disturb you?"

"It felt a little uncomfortable after sleeping for a long time, so I came down." Song Chi kicked her toes, "Go up the mountain and bring back a little wife. You'll be so lucky."