Rebirth in the apocalypse: The boss becomes a spirit

Chapter 32 You may have been carried away by the fart

Teacher Zhang put a fist against his mouth and nose and said, "Hey, which classmate is it? Please pay attention to the occasion. If you feel uncomfortable, I can ask for leave."

"Puff~Puff~"

As soon as Teacher Zhang finished speaking, several loud farts echoed in the classroom.

Teacher Zhang's words were immediately interrupted by a series of loud farts.

"Puff~Puff~Puff~"

After a series of fart sounds, the classroom was filled with stench.The students in the classroom covered their mouths and noses and complained more and more.

"Who the hell, did he eat shit? His farts are so smelly!"

"I feel like my eyes are going to go blind."

"Which idiot is so stupid? It really stinks!"

"Who is this? I have been constipated for several months and this smell is terrible."

"I feel a little dizzy~"

"Oh my God, what is this under my feet? Water? No, this is urine!"

"Ugh! Look at my feet. This urine is actually flowing from Wang Kexin."

"Pfft~"

There was another loud noise, but this sound was different from before.This time the sound was muffled, like the sound of something being sprayed out.

"Ugh~ Is this incontinence? It smells so bad."

"The smell is getting worse, I feel like my stomach is turning... vomit~"

"Well, teacher, I, I'm dizzy and want to go out for some air." After finishing speaking, a classmate rushed out without waiting for the teacher's answer.

"Teacher, I, I want to vomit, I want to go out for a while." Another classmate rushed out.

When other students saw it, they immediately found an excuse and ran out. Everyone in the classroom quickly ran out, and even Teacher Zhang hurried out with a disheveled look on his face.

Everyone was in the corridor at the door of the classroom with their mouths wide open, desperately breathing in the fresh air.

At this time, only Wang Kexin in the front row and Gu Yiyi in the back row were left in the classroom.

Gu Yiyi was sitting farthest away and sitting by the window, and the window was still open.Therefore, apart from hearing the sound, she was basically not affected by the toxic gas.

As for Wang Kexin in the front row, it was because she was under a huge blow at this time, staring blankly ahead, not knowing how to react.

The people outside the classroom finally calmed down and started talking quietly again.

Someone suddenly said: "Look, there are two people in the classroom!"

"Why hasn't Wang Kexin come out yet? Has she been smoked to death and made her stupid?"

"That person in the last row is Gu Yiyi, right?"

"Tell me, did Gu Yiyi do this? Look at her, she is still there leisurely looking at the scenery. There is indeed something wrong with her brain."

"Yes, she must have pooped her pants. The smell is really perverted."

"No, maybe Wang Kexin pulled her pants. I just saw urine flowing from her side."

"Impossible, you may have been blinded by the fart and your eyes are hallucinating. I think it was Gu Yiyi who pulled her pants this time. Don't forget, she has physical and mental problems."

"This is also possible. But didn't Wang Kexin poop in the cafeteria yesterday? Many people saw it at the time. Maybe she pooped her pants this time?"

"You want to defecate, but you can't feel it? And did this person deliberately release poisonous gas to defecate in front of so many people? Does she have a fetish in this area?"

"Look, come out, come out, Gu Yiyi comes out from the back door." Someone suddenly exclaimed.

Everyone moved back, further away from the back door.

Gu Yiyi originally didn't want to get up and come out. She thought it was very good to sit there. She could get the sun and see the scenery of the campus. It was very comfortable.

However, Xiaobai shouted to come out, and had no choice but to walk out with his backpack.

Xiaobai: Can I not come out?You stick your head in the window and breathe fresh air. As for me, I am trapped in the backpack and breathe billowing poisonous gas.If I don't come out, I will be poisoned to death.

Ignoring Xiaobai's complaints in her mind, Gu Yiyi carried her backpack to the aisle, found a sunny spot and leaned against the guardrail, enjoying the sun again.

"Did you notice that the front door smells stronger than the back door?"

"Look, Gu Yiyi's pants are very clean. She didn't poop her pants."

"Maybe the person who farted didn't poop his pants?"

"I really saw urine flowing from Wang Kexin's side. I thought she must have pooped her pants."

"I don't believe it. Wang Kexin doesn't know how to poop her pants."

"If you don't believe me, call her out. Look at her. She hasn't come out after so long. She must have pooped her pants and is too embarrassed to come out."

Some students didn't want to believe it, so they covered their mouths and noses, lay at the door and shouted to Wang Kexin: "Wang Kexin, come out quickly. Wang Kexin, are you stupid because of the smoke? Come out quickly!"

Wang Kexin, who was struck by five thunders, finally came to her senses and heard someone calling her name. She turned her head mechanically and looked at the person calling her.

The man saw Wang Kexin looking at her blankly, and continued to shout: "Wang Kexin, come out quickly, come out quickly!"

Wang Kexin nodded mechanically, then turned around and walked away.

Isn't the way you walk just a little too funny?If you say you want to learn how to walk with a robot, just learn it well.Why do you still have O-shaped legs?

In fact, it’s okay to have O-shaped legs, but how can you fart while walking, and what’s coming out of your trouser legs?

When the students at the door saw Wang Kexin's appearance, they immediately retreated, retreated, retreated for several meters.There is a large open space in the walkway outside the door.

1 minute, 2 minutes, 3 minutes...

In just a few steps, Wang Kexin walked mechanically for 5 minutes before walking out of the classroom door.But two lines of yellow liquid were left behind her.

"Wang Kexin, are you okay?" a girl asked.

"Wang Kexin, if you don't feel well, please go back to the dormitory quickly?" Another girl said.

"No, don't go back to the dormitory. If you feel uncomfortable, go to the school infirmary. It's best to ask the doctor to check you and prescribe some anti-diarrheal medicine for you." One of Wang Kexin's roommates said immediately.

Gu Yiyi twitched her mouth when she heard the voices of these people.Ha~ These are students from first-class universities, and these are the talents of the new generation of the country.Look at this quality, look at this moral character, they are a bunch of selfish people.

Xiaobai saw Gu Yiyi staring at Wang Kexin and thought she was soft-hearted, so he immediately communicated: Yiyi, don't be soft-hearted towards Wang Kexin, this ugly monster is too bad.These people were talking about you before. It must be Wang Kexin who is behind this.

Gu Yiyi frowned slightly, is she so kind?Besides, she could never be kind to Wang Kexin if she was kind to anyone.This girl looks sunny and cheerful, but is actually very vicious.

She remembered that when she first started her freshman year, she and Wang Kexin registered on the same day and were assigned to the same dormitory.She felt that the girl in front of her was cheerful, lively and sincere towards others, and they were also very easy to talk to.

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