Rebirth in 1998 starts with the stock god

"No, no, no, Lao Yuan, you have been with me for so many years, and even if you have no credit, you have worked hard. Listen to my advice, take medicine if you are sick, and don't delay.

The company will reimburse you for all the money!

Give him ten kilograms of magic medicine to rinse his mouth first!" Chen Mo said domineeringly.

Yuan Lang almost fainted from excitement.

Okay, ten kilograms of magic medicine~!

It would be better to let him die now!

After driving the female nurse away, Yuan Lang lay on the bed, looking as if he had lost all hope in life.

He prayed in his heart, please get well soon and return home. In this life or the next, I will never come back to this place which is worse than hell!

Soon, a doctor came over:

"Patient in bed 18, it's your turn to perform surgery."

Upon hearing this, Yuan Lang was surprised and asked, "Uh... Doctor, diarrhea... also requires surgery?"

The doctor said seriously: "This is not ordinary diarrhea. You need surgery."

Yuan Lang thought to himself that he had a prolapsed anus and it seemed necessary to have an operation.

So I didn't ask any more questions.

Chen Mo, on the other hand, was cautious and said to Leng Feng, "Let's go and take a look together."

Several people pushed Yuan Lang into the operating room together.

At this moment, surgery was being performed in the operating room.

But the weird thing is that the operating room door was not closed!

Chen Mo curiously poked his head in, and saw a monkey doctor performing surgery on a boy who was about 15 years old.

The little boy's family members were also present during the operation.

From their conversation, Chen Mo learned that the little boy had developed gallstones because he had been drinking substandard water for a long time.

The doctor is performing gallstone surgery on the little boy.

But no matter how Chen Mo looked at it, he felt uncomfortable.

First of all, the door of the operating room was not closed, which is a serious medical accident in any hospital.

Secondly, it is a bit ridiculous that family members can enter and leave the operating room at will during the operation. What do you think this place is, a public toilet?

Finally, no matter how Chen Mo looked at it, he thought the surgeon looked weird.

Because when the surgeon was performing the gallstone removal surgery, he was actually watching a video on his mobile phone while performing the operation.

After carefully watching the video on his phone and listening to it, Chen Mo discovered...

Oh my god!!!

It turned out to be a teaching video on gallstone removal!!!

The surgeon in charge didn't know how to perform gallstone removal surgery, so he learned it on the spot?!

Chen Mo wiped the sweat from his forehead and asked the nurse next to him: "Which department is this doctor from?"

The question was asked in a more tactful way, and he didn't directly ask how this guy could perform surgery while watching the tutorial.

The nurse said nonchalantly, "Oh, this doctor is from our corn department. He has been helping patients with corns for more than 30 years since the hospital opened."

The sweat on Chen Mo's forehead profusely.

What the hell?

There is a corns department in the hospital?

Does this thing need a separate department?

Also... isn't it a bit too magical that a doctor who can only repair corns suddenly comes here to perform gallstone surgery on people?

"Hasn't this doctor ever performed a gallstone removal surgery before?"

Chen Mo asked.

But looking at the expression of the female nurse, Chen Mo understood.

Come on, no need to ask!

This guy is absolutely good at fixing corns!

"The hospital is short of staff now, so those who are capable should do more work! Besides, gallstones are not a serious operation. He can remove even the smallest corns, so what's a mere gallstone?" The female nurse said, and left with a smile.

The picture shows Chen Mo standing there wiping his sweat frantically.

At this time, the little boy's family in the operating room asked worriedly:

"Doctor, isn't it a bit inappropriate for you to teach and perform surgery at the same time?"

However, the Monkey Doctor asked impatiently, "Are you the doctor or am I the doctor? It's just a minor operation, I'm not afraid, so what are you afraid of?!"

The family members dared not speak anymore.

Looking at their shabby clothes and dark skin, Chen Mo knew that they must be the lowest level of poor people in the Monkey Kingdom.

There is a natural fear of doctors with official positions, especially aristocratic doctors with fair skin.

After a few minutes, a burst of crying suddenly broke out in the operating room.

Chen Mo hurried over to check the situation.

It turned out that because the doctor was too unskilled in the operation, he cut the boy's gallbladder, and eventually he died due to a sudden deterioration of his condition.

The doctor wiped the sweat off his face and shook his head helplessly, "He is too ill. I have done my best."

The little boy's family didn't even refute such perfunctory words!

Pushing the dead body of the little boy, she left crying and wailing!!!

"This is too fucking magical!"

Chen Mo pulled his hair madly, his three views were shattered.

In fact, what Chen Mo didn’t know was that this kind of thing was very common in the Monkey Kingdom.

You should know that there are a total of 320 million doctors in the Monkey Kingdom, but only 70 of them are licensed doctors, that is, real doctors, and the remaining 250 million are all fakes.

Therefore, all kinds of incredible operations often occur during surgery.

There was a pregnant woman who was pregnant with a monkey. Three months before her due date, the doctor performed a caesarean section on her.

After they finished, they opened the hole and found that the fetus was too small, so they stuffed it back in and sewed it up.

The monkey doctor even discharged the pregnant woman from the hospital and allowed her to go home right away.

The next day, the pregnant woman's condition began to deteriorate and she was sent to the doctor again.

The doctor looked at the abdomen again, examined it casually, and then performed a second suture.

Eventually, both the pregnant woman and her fetus died due to the severe infection.

The Monkey Doctor’s magical operations are commonplace.

For example, if a patient's intestines are accidentally cut off during surgery, the doctor will calmly tell the patient and family that it is just a snake and there is no need to worry about it.

For example, if a patient needs an amputation surgery to remove his left leg, the Monkey Doctor will amputate the patient's right leg without saying a word.

Also, after being bitten by a poisonous snake, the doctor told the patient to go home and find a pile of cow dung to bury himself in, which could detoxify.

Finally, there are people like Yuan Lang.

The patient clearly had diarrhea caused by food poisoning, but the doctor asked him to drink water from the Henghe River and take homemade cow dung pills. Eventually, the patient stopped having diarrhea and passed away peacefully.

What even Chen Mo didn't know was that between illness and seeing a fake doctor, the survival rate of the former who recovered on their own was much higher than the latter.

At this time, Yuan Lang was pushed over.

Yuan Lang said with a panicked look in his eyes: "Boss, I just saw a lot of monkeys."

"What? Monkey?"

Chen Mo was stunned and asked, "What are you talking about?"

Leng Feng continued, "Boss, just now in the corridor, there were groups of monkeys jumping up and down in the hospital. But the doctors and patients here seem to be used to it.

Old Yuan feels that the medical conditions here are too terrible.”

Chen Mo originally thought that it was just diarrhea, how bad could it be cured?

But now he doesn't think so.

This is fucking a joke on Lao Yuan’s life!

Chen Mo quickly called Jiang Pengyue: "Third Master, help me check the information of this hospital."

Soon after, the information came.

After reading it, Chen Mo was shocked!

This hospital once set a record of 48 consecutive deaths within 32 hours!

Among them, 12 newborn babies died at the same time.

This hospital was also involved in a scandal where they tried desperately to save a patient even though the patient was clearly dead, using all kinds of expensive medical equipment and drugs, and finally issuing a sky-high medical bill to the patient's family.

Later, the patient's family was so angry that they bought a corpse and brought it over for rescue. Naturally, the hospital did the same thing again, but in the end, the patient blackmailed them for money by showing them the death certificate.

Just two days ago, a very, very absurd medical accident happened here.

Because of long-term arrears, the oxygen supply here was actually cut off.

Over three days, more than 60 children died from lack of oxygen.

At this time, a pediatrician from the hospital stepped forward and generously paid for the purchase of oxygen out of his own pocket to save the lives of as many children as possible. Later, he was hailed as a hero by the local monkey people.

But the truth is, this so-called heroic doctor was originally responsible for purchasing oxygen for the hospital. During this period, he and the person in charge took kickbacks and stole the hospital's oxygen cylinders to supply his own private clinic, which led to a shortage of oxygen in the hospital.

It can be said that he is the culprit of this major medical accident.

However, the magical thing is that in the information sent by Jiang Pengyue, Mo Xian actually classified this medical accident as a natural disaster, which was an force majeure event like earthquakes and typhoons.

Chen Mo took a breath of cold air!

If Third Master hadn't investigated, Yuan Lang would have been in great danger if he had gone in for surgery!

At this time, the surgeon came over and said nonchalantly, "Have you prepared the blood for the patient's surgery?"

Leng Feng was stunned when he heard this: "What? We have to prepare blood for surgery? Didn't your hospital prepare it?"

The doctor said impatiently: "Our Monkey Kingdom is special. You have to prepare the blood needed for the operation. If you don't have it, then you have to bear the risk of the operation yourself."

"Doctor, what department are you in?" Chen Mo asked calmly.

"I'm in the corn department. I've been practicing as a doctor for 32 years." The doctor said confidently, with a hint of self-assurance.

Chen Mo's mouth twitched.

He is a fucking ophthalmologist again!!!

So in such a big hospital, all the doctors are ophthalmologists?

"Come on, come on, Old Yuan, please be patient and let's go back to China to treat this disease! If you treat it here, you will die here." Chen Mo said.

Seeing that everyone was about to leave, the ophthalmologist blocked their way.

"What?" Chen Mo frowned slightly.

"Where are the red envelopes? Regardless of whether you have the surgery or not, you must give them. This is the rule!" the corn doctor said confidently.

Chen Mo even laughed angrily.

Even in the most shady hospital in Da Xia Country, I have never seen a doctor who dares to ask for a red envelope without performing an operation!

This doctor from the Monkey Kingdom really made Chen Mo's little knife pull his butt - it opened his eyes!

"Fuck your red envelope, I don't have any!"

Chen Mo pushed the corn doctor away.

The doctor was also angry when he saw this: "You offended the doctor, and you still want to leave?"

"Security!!! Security!!! There are people here who want to run away without paying!!! Catch them!!!"

Immediately afterwards, a dozen slightly fat, dark-skinned monkey security guards ran over with low-quality steel forks that were stuck with tape.

Chen Mo looked at the ceiling and wiped his face.

It seems that Jiang Pengyue’s information was correct. The public hospitals in the Monkey Kingdom even dared to rob openly!

Chen Mo picked up the phone and called Mo Xian. While talking, he said to Leng Feng, "Don't show mercy. The people here want to rob Da Xia Tian Long Xing and even intend to assassinate me!"