Fooling Tomoko into being a system

"I think your method is pretty good, but will anyone really choose to be buried in space?"

"After all, our national tradition is all about returning fallen leaves to their roots. Will so many people really choose to be buried in space in the future?"

Shi Xiaoming asked the last question in his heart.

Li Lin responded patiently: "The current generation of elderly people may pay attention to returning their fallen leaves to their roots and their souls to their homeland. But the next generation does not have so many pursuits. The pressure of life is too great and they have no idea of ​​​​doing this. They all think too. Maybe they are different from us, and the things we take for granted look stupid in their eyes. They don’t know why they want to return to their roots. Anyway, the earth will be occupied by the Trisolarans sooner or later, and the earth will belong to the Trisolarans from now on. Now they are buried in the soil , maybe it will be dug out by the Trisolarans in the future."

"Space burial can be considered a new industry. Even if you can't eat meat, you can still drink some soup."

"The job content is also simple. It is nothing more than building a reputation, collecting the ashes, and then using connections to transport them to a rocket to launch into space. If there are space elevators in science fiction movies in the future, the cost will drop again."

"Making money must not only rely on your own personal efforts, but also take into account the background of the times. Nowadays, the world is building spaceships. Anyone who is involved in this can take advantage of the times. Even pigs can take off!"

"This industry is difficult at the beginning. As long as it runs smoothly, you just sit back and wait for money to fall from the sky. If you have some connections, you can do it as a side job. You can also do something else, such as opening a small restaurant and selling sausages... ..”

"Gulu...Gulu..."

After Li Lin finished speaking, he picked up the water glass on the table and started drinking water.

Shi Xiaoming's eyes lit up when he heard this, and he wished he could immediately join in the great cause of space burial.

"Xiao Lin, you are too smart."

"It's not a big deal, the security work is stable, which gives me more time to perfect my various ideas. I am standing in the shoes of a giant and thinking about it. It's no big deal." Li Lin also showed a hint of pride in his tone, with a prophetic tone. It's really cool to show off your eyes.

Li Lin saw that the atmosphere was somewhat silent: "Let's talk about something else. Why doesn't the police come?"

Mo Ciyu, who was holding Shi Xiaoming next to him, almost laughed out loud in his heart. How could he say to his face that the police haven't come yet after arresting someone.

An embarrassed expression suddenly appeared on Shi Xiaoming's face. I'm not angry. Xiao Lin also gave me ideas for ways to make a fortune in the future. But you were the one who cheated me and got caught, and you said to my face why the police didn't come... .

Shi Xiaoming looked embarrassed and wanted to change the topic: "Okay... let's talk about something else..."

After a while, Li Lin also realized that he seemed to have said the wrong thing. He thought about what topics they could talk about that would interest them without exposing themselves.

The most talked about people in this era are probably the Trisolarans, or they talk about the Trisolarans and how humans can fight against the Trisolarans.

"Brother Mo, Brother Shi, why don't you talk about the Trisolarans? What fun is there in this era of bragging if you don't talk about the Trisolarans?"

"No problem, let's talk about the Trisolarans" the two said in unison.

"Do you think the Trisolarans will destroy people on earth like the aliens in American blockbusters?"

Mo Ciyu replied: "Of course it will. If you think about Americans and Aboriginal people, and then look at their current numbers, you will know that the outcome will be similar."

Li Lin followed Mo Ciyu's words and expressed his thoughts. Anyway, he was bragging and didn't pay taxes.

"Then let's first go into something that everyone takes for granted. Why do the Trisolarans come to Earth?"

Mo Ciyu wanted to test Li Lin's idea and replied: "Three-body comes from a term in celestial mechanics, which mainly refers to the irregular motion of three stars of equal mass. Trisolarans live among them and face the crisis of destruction at any time. , came to Earth to find a better living environment.”

"Yes, this can be concluded that the target of the Trisolarans is the earth because their planet is difficult to survive. From here we have obtained two pieces of real information about the Trisolarans, and we can make conjectures based on this Hypothesis." Li Lin couldn't hide the excitement in his voice.

Shi Xiaoming: "Various experts in these two pieces of intelligence news have already mentioned Trisolarans many times in the early days. What's the use of this?"

"Of course it is useful. In the most extreme dangerous situation, mankind has a trump card to destroy the solar system and the earth, and let the Trisolarans return without success. Are the Trisolarans like gods who can go back in time and repair the solar system?"

"That's true," Shi Xiaoming scratched his head, "If they have the ability, why don't they transform their environment."

"Brothers, this is called a strong wall to clear the field. It was often used on ancient battlefields. It is probably used by humans to commit suicide in despair. It has no other use. Human beings have no strategic retreat space. The only function is probably to add trouble to the Trisolarans. I guess in the future No human being would have such courage."

"This plan is too crazy, only a madman can come up with it." Shi Xiaoming sighed.

"I just thought about it and didn't say that I could do that, and I don't have the power to move. Is it because the potato chips and Coke don't taste good?" Li Lin reminded: "I can't be the only one who has this idea. Military experts from various countries and so on They have definitely thought about it, but it is estimated that no one will do it. If it is exposed, they will probably be charged with a crime of destroying humanity... Or in fact, various countries have similar plans, but We ordinary people don’t know it, but this plan will probably be launched after humans fight against the Trisolarans and almost die, because no one can stop the execution of this plan.”

"But I guess it won't be implemented at that time. The Trisolarans are not fools and will watch you destroy the solar system. So this plan fails."

"In the period when the plan could be implemented, humans did not have the courage to execute the suicide plan. In the later period, humans no longer have the ability to execute the plan in front of the Trisolarans."

Mo Ciyu: "Who hasn't thought about destroying the world when they were young?"

Li Lin: "Hey, I've thought about it. When I had a lot of homework, I thought about destroying the world."

Shi Xiaoming thought for a while and laughed muffledly.

"Xiao Lin, are you saying that governments around the world are so stupid as to build spaceships to fight Trisolarans in outer space?"

Li Lin: "Brother Shi, what you are saying is that they are all just like in the movies. Won't they become stupid when there are more people? Do you think they can do anything else besides building spaceships?"

"They probably thought they were filming a movie! They really thought it was a battle in space. The two sides set up formations in space and fired artillery at each other."

"I guess it's the Americans holding Chicago typewriters and the Natives holding sticks."

"Bang...bang..." There was a knock on the door, accompanied by Captain Zhang's call.

Zhang Weiguo: "Stop talking, the police are coming."

The still cheerful atmosphere in the room was finally settled.

"Brother Shi...I will come to see you."