Fooling Tomoko into being a system
Chapter 59 Cheating
Now they regard each other as true friends in their hearts.
Li Lin didn't care whether his motives were pure, and Yun Tianming didn't care that Li Lin had designs on him.
"Originally, I wanted to take you to complete various tasks like in the movie "The Bucket List", and then visit your family to repair the relationship and make the relationship as harmonious as before."
"It sounds quite disgusting." Yun Tianming also made a retching gesture.
"Hey! There's something even more disgusting!" Li Lin picked his nostrils in front of Yun Tianming.
"I encourage you to dress up in a rented suit, take a plane to find the person you like, light candles in the shape of a heart at night, hold flowers in hand and kneel down on one leg to express your love!"
"It's disgusting." Yun Tianming didn't want to do this. It would make him feel like he was being forced by his illness. As long as he could look at her from a distance...
"Then take a photo of you after being rejected and watch you leave disappointed."
"I call this the Confession of Failure Plan."
Li Lin is always so happy and good at adjusting the atmosphere. It would be a waste not to go to the pediatrician and be a clown to coax children.
"That's not bad. Remember to give me a copy of the photo. I'll take it with me and burn it together."
"It's too much trouble to think about, and you might not want to, so forget it."
Yun Tianming murmured: "What a pity."
"Are you looking forward to my "Bucket List" project?" Li Lin looked curious.
"I have nothing to look forward to now."
"Don't say that. If you don't work hard until the end, you won't know the final outcome. What if a miracle happens? For example, if you meet aliens."
"It will take 400 years to see aliens. I can only see three months at most."
Yun Tianming just saw Li Lin smiling at him, and that smile was very familiar.
"Actually, the main reason is that I have no money and I want to buy a parachute."
"Parachute? I didn't know you would like extreme sports like skydiving."
"No, I don't like it, I'm just afraid of heights." Li Lin answered this question with a serious face and dull eyes.
Yun Tianming was curious about this. It was hard for him to imagine that a person who claimed to be afraid of heights would actually buy a parachute.
"If you're afraid of heights, why did you buy a parachute?"
"You buy a parachute just because you are afraid of heights. If you fall from the sky one day, do you want to have a parachute on your back? Even if it may not work."
Yun Tianming laughed out loud. He didn't expect that Li Lin bought a parachute for this reason, and then he broke into a violent cough.
Li Lin hurriedly went up to hold his back, not sure if it would work.
"Stop filming, and stop telling jokes to make me laugh from now on."
"It's hard for me to agree to this. If you don't tell a few more jokes to test, who knows where your laughter lies?"
Li Lin was retaliating against Yun Tianming for laughing at him and buying a parachute because he was afraid of heights.
"You're throwing away my bucket list just because you want to buy a parachute?"
"It's not just money, it's also a lot of trouble. I have something to do recently and I can't run around if I don't want to. I can only tell you to make you happy."
"What do you do to be so mysterious?" Yun Tianming asked curiously.
"Really want to know?"
"miss you!"
"It's not impossible to tell you, but I have to express it a little bit." After Li Lin finished speaking, he glanced at the fruit on the medical cabinet.
Yun Tianming rummaged through the bag and took out an orange and handed it to Li Lin.
"Hey! Even if you haven't peeled it, it's a bit too much to take the orange."
"Do you really want a dying patient to peel oranges for you?"
"Nonsense, I've been treating you like a dying patient and letting you do everything. Can you bear it? Will you treat me as a friend?"
Yun Tianming just smiled. He peeled the orange in his hand and handed it to Li Lin.
Li Lin looked at the peeled orange, but he still took it and said, "Don't think that I haven't read Zhu Ziqing's "Back" and don't know what it means to hand over an orange."
"For the sake of peeling oranges, I'll tell you. Please listen." Then Li Lin started to sign up for the dishes.
"I am the Guardian of Azeroth, a Russian hostage rescue expert, an honest man in Manhattan, a disciple of Taiwo, an interstellar hamster...the one with an arrow in the knee in the hospital."
Then Li Lin revealed a lot of titles in front of Yun Tianming. He didn't recognize most of them, but he remembered the last one.
Yun Tianming chuckled: "Aren't you just trying to cover up that you are a hospital security guard? Don't think that I haven't played games and don't know what you are talking about."
Next is what I am not a security guard, but a hospital guardian, a savior of mankind, an unspeakable singer...
"Well, I'm the one with the arrow in the knee in this hospital."
Yun Tianming knew that this joke in Lao Gun 5 last year was just an NPC guard, wasn't it?In reality, he is a hospital security guard?
"security guard?"
"kindness."
"Is this the hospital?"
"Correct."
"Why haven't I seen you?"
"Have you ever left the ward before?" Yun Tianming was silent when asked by Li Lin, "Don't talk about these unhappy things. I am the security guard at the back door of the hospital. If you have nothing to do, you can come and play with me."
The two then started playing chess, cards, and assembling four-wheel drive vehicles...
At first, Yun Tianming didn't want to play with these childish toys, but he was defeated after Li Lin bought them all.
Li Lin was in a daze when he saw Yun Tianming folding the paper torn from his notebook into a small white boat. When Tianming accidentally opened a pinhole-sized hole in the bottom of his boat, he used his fingernails to pick off a piece of white soap and press it against the hole.
Li Lin shook Yun Tianming's arm with his hand and said, "Let's go to the river outside the hospital to see whose boat can swim faster!"
Yun Tianming thought for a while, remembered the little white boat she put into the water, and agreed.
The two secretly walked out of the ward, walked to the river near the hospital, and found a place with gentle water flow.
Yun Tianming saw that Li Lin had been snickering and hadn't stopped since leaving the hospital. He didn't tell him why when asked.
"I'll count to 321. Let's put them into the water together to see who can run faster!"
"no problem."
3
2
1
"put!"
The two small paper boats were put into the water at the same time and sailed downstream along the gentle current. At first, they went down the river side by side, and then Li Lin's boat surpassed Yun Tianming's boat...
Yun Tianming lost.
He knew Li Lin had cheated, and he kept snickering on the way there. The two boats should have moved at the same speed along the current when they didn't hit the shore, and the current was very gentle, which was why they specially selected the competition location.
He couldn't figure out how Li Lin managed to make his boat faster.
During the subsequent chess and card games, Yun Tianming was troubled by this incident. He kept losing and his face was covered with notes.
"Okay, I'm leaving. I'll see you next time." Li Lin specifically mentioned, "Don't think about it, you won't expect it."
He waved his hand and walked out of the ward, with a hint of disdain in his tone, as if he was saying that Yun Tianming would never be able to find a way for him to cheat in his life.
Even if Yun Tianming couldn't see Li Lin's face as he turned away, he could tell from his proud tone that he wanted to crack the secret of Li Lin's cheating.
Li Lin didn't care whether his motives were pure, and Yun Tianming didn't care that Li Lin had designs on him.
"Originally, I wanted to take you to complete various tasks like in the movie "The Bucket List", and then visit your family to repair the relationship and make the relationship as harmonious as before."
"It sounds quite disgusting." Yun Tianming also made a retching gesture.
"Hey! There's something even more disgusting!" Li Lin picked his nostrils in front of Yun Tianming.
"I encourage you to dress up in a rented suit, take a plane to find the person you like, light candles in the shape of a heart at night, hold flowers in hand and kneel down on one leg to express your love!"
"It's disgusting." Yun Tianming didn't want to do this. It would make him feel like he was being forced by his illness. As long as he could look at her from a distance...
"Then take a photo of you after being rejected and watch you leave disappointed."
"I call this the Confession of Failure Plan."
Li Lin is always so happy and good at adjusting the atmosphere. It would be a waste not to go to the pediatrician and be a clown to coax children.
"That's not bad. Remember to give me a copy of the photo. I'll take it with me and burn it together."
"It's too much trouble to think about, and you might not want to, so forget it."
Yun Tianming murmured: "What a pity."
"Are you looking forward to my "Bucket List" project?" Li Lin looked curious.
"I have nothing to look forward to now."
"Don't say that. If you don't work hard until the end, you won't know the final outcome. What if a miracle happens? For example, if you meet aliens."
"It will take 400 years to see aliens. I can only see three months at most."
Yun Tianming just saw Li Lin smiling at him, and that smile was very familiar.
"Actually, the main reason is that I have no money and I want to buy a parachute."
"Parachute? I didn't know you would like extreme sports like skydiving."
"No, I don't like it, I'm just afraid of heights." Li Lin answered this question with a serious face and dull eyes.
Yun Tianming was curious about this. It was hard for him to imagine that a person who claimed to be afraid of heights would actually buy a parachute.
"If you're afraid of heights, why did you buy a parachute?"
"You buy a parachute just because you are afraid of heights. If you fall from the sky one day, do you want to have a parachute on your back? Even if it may not work."
Yun Tianming laughed out loud. He didn't expect that Li Lin bought a parachute for this reason, and then he broke into a violent cough.
Li Lin hurriedly went up to hold his back, not sure if it would work.
"Stop filming, and stop telling jokes to make me laugh from now on."
"It's hard for me to agree to this. If you don't tell a few more jokes to test, who knows where your laughter lies?"
Li Lin was retaliating against Yun Tianming for laughing at him and buying a parachute because he was afraid of heights.
"You're throwing away my bucket list just because you want to buy a parachute?"
"It's not just money, it's also a lot of trouble. I have something to do recently and I can't run around if I don't want to. I can only tell you to make you happy."
"What do you do to be so mysterious?" Yun Tianming asked curiously.
"Really want to know?"
"miss you!"
"It's not impossible to tell you, but I have to express it a little bit." After Li Lin finished speaking, he glanced at the fruit on the medical cabinet.
Yun Tianming rummaged through the bag and took out an orange and handed it to Li Lin.
"Hey! Even if you haven't peeled it, it's a bit too much to take the orange."
"Do you really want a dying patient to peel oranges for you?"
"Nonsense, I've been treating you like a dying patient and letting you do everything. Can you bear it? Will you treat me as a friend?"
Yun Tianming just smiled. He peeled the orange in his hand and handed it to Li Lin.
Li Lin looked at the peeled orange, but he still took it and said, "Don't think that I haven't read Zhu Ziqing's "Back" and don't know what it means to hand over an orange."
"For the sake of peeling oranges, I'll tell you. Please listen." Then Li Lin started to sign up for the dishes.
"I am the Guardian of Azeroth, a Russian hostage rescue expert, an honest man in Manhattan, a disciple of Taiwo, an interstellar hamster...the one with an arrow in the knee in the hospital."
Then Li Lin revealed a lot of titles in front of Yun Tianming. He didn't recognize most of them, but he remembered the last one.
Yun Tianming chuckled: "Aren't you just trying to cover up that you are a hospital security guard? Don't think that I haven't played games and don't know what you are talking about."
Next is what I am not a security guard, but a hospital guardian, a savior of mankind, an unspeakable singer...
"Well, I'm the one with the arrow in the knee in this hospital."
Yun Tianming knew that this joke in Lao Gun 5 last year was just an NPC guard, wasn't it?In reality, he is a hospital security guard?
"security guard?"
"kindness."
"Is this the hospital?"
"Correct."
"Why haven't I seen you?"
"Have you ever left the ward before?" Yun Tianming was silent when asked by Li Lin, "Don't talk about these unhappy things. I am the security guard at the back door of the hospital. If you have nothing to do, you can come and play with me."
The two then started playing chess, cards, and assembling four-wheel drive vehicles...
At first, Yun Tianming didn't want to play with these childish toys, but he was defeated after Li Lin bought them all.
Li Lin was in a daze when he saw Yun Tianming folding the paper torn from his notebook into a small white boat. When Tianming accidentally opened a pinhole-sized hole in the bottom of his boat, he used his fingernails to pick off a piece of white soap and press it against the hole.
Li Lin shook Yun Tianming's arm with his hand and said, "Let's go to the river outside the hospital to see whose boat can swim faster!"
Yun Tianming thought for a while, remembered the little white boat she put into the water, and agreed.
The two secretly walked out of the ward, walked to the river near the hospital, and found a place with gentle water flow.
Yun Tianming saw that Li Lin had been snickering and hadn't stopped since leaving the hospital. He didn't tell him why when asked.
"I'll count to 321. Let's put them into the water together to see who can run faster!"
"no problem."
3
2
1
"put!"
The two small paper boats were put into the water at the same time and sailed downstream along the gentle current. At first, they went down the river side by side, and then Li Lin's boat surpassed Yun Tianming's boat...
Yun Tianming lost.
He knew Li Lin had cheated, and he kept snickering on the way there. The two boats should have moved at the same speed along the current when they didn't hit the shore, and the current was very gentle, which was why they specially selected the competition location.
He couldn't figure out how Li Lin managed to make his boat faster.
During the subsequent chess and card games, Yun Tianming was troubled by this incident. He kept losing and his face was covered with notes.
"Okay, I'm leaving. I'll see you next time." Li Lin specifically mentioned, "Don't think about it, you won't expect it."
He waved his hand and walked out of the ward, with a hint of disdain in his tone, as if he was saying that Yun Tianming would never be able to find a way for him to cheat in his life.
Even if Yun Tianming couldn't see Li Lin's face as he turned away, he could tell from his proud tone that he wanted to crack the secret of Li Lin's cheating.
You'll Also Like
-
Villain: God-level comprehension, forbidden emperor's son at the beginning
Chapter 182 6 hours ago -
The game came true, I created the first immortal clan in the history
Chapter 180 6 hours ago -
Kuang Biao: Gao Qiqiang calls me the Godfather of Jinghai
Chapter 251 7 hours ago -
After losing his job, he was picked up by a treasure girl and taken home
Chapter 248 7 hours ago -
I'm a mentally ill person, so it's reasonable for me not to be afraid of ghosts.
Chapter 206 7 hours ago -
Archdemon
Chapter 187 7 hours ago -
People are in Star Rail, but all the people are NPCs?
Chapter 201 10 hours ago -
Brush the immortal's favorite famous scene, the Chinese comic character breaks the defense
Chapter 189 10 hours ago -
I'm in a mental hospital, and a rich and beautiful woman forced me to be her boyfriend
Chapter 194 10 hours ago -
Entertainment: Eating melon seeds in a dating variety show, is this called a young and handsome guy?
Chapter 187 10 hours ago