Fooling Tomoko into being a system
Chapter 81 Excuses
"Hi! Li, I'm done with the clown, the suicide bomb he sent." Harley waved to Li Lin happily.
"Finally, Harley, you finally admitted that you're done with him. I'm so happy." Poison Ivy hugged Harley's shoulders and smiled.
"Oh, of course, I also want to tell the world that I am no longer the clown's little follower. I want to have my own cape. I also want to kidnap the mayor of Gotham, tie him to a missile and launch him to the moon, unless he agrees to let me Gotham builds a highway in my name!”
"Well, ok!"
Li Lin heard what the two said and thought to himself, what kind of hell joke is this? Is the road really named after a traditional figure of Yingjiang?
He then heard Harley assure Ivy, "The Joker and I are definitely over."
Ivy: "Absolutely?"
"Absolutely," Harley made an X with her hands in front of her, "Ivy, let's go, let me kill the clown!"
Li Lin had to interrupt Harley, "Ladies, before you go kill the clown, take a look at your home. The floor is full of flesh and blood and cannot be inhabited."
In order to make sure that Harley really wanted to kill the Joker, instead of getting involved with the Joker like last time, Poison Girl said: "Li, we have important things to do now. I'll leave it to you to take care of the house. I'll come back." There will be rewards!”
Poison Ivy blew a kiss to Li Lin in front of Harley.
"Reward?" X2
"No problem ma'am, leave the house to me. It's time for you to set off and kill the clown." Li Lin immediately became energetic when he heard the reward. Maybe he could make that request.
"Ladies, you should probably take a shower and change some clothes!"
Ivy and Harley saw themselves covered in blood, "That's right!"
Li Lin started to clean up the blood and flesh in the living room. Fortunately, it only exploded in the living room and people could sleep in the bedroom tonight. He found that the blood was difficult to clean up.
Li Lin suddenly saw that everything around Frank was clean, and a light bulb flashed above his head.
"Frank, why is it so clean around you?"
"I don't know! I'm just a plant that watches TV." Frank was watching TV.
"Frank, do you want me to put in a good word for you in front of Ivy and allow you to watch TV at night?"
Frank immediately turned his head 180 degrees to look at Li Lin. He could still tell the difference between looking once or multiple times, "Tell me, Li, I will do whoever you want me to do."
"No one, just clean the living room, clean the living room before they come back, show your important role in front of Ivy, instead of being told by her that you haven't paid the rent, water and electricity bills, making Ivy unable to live without you, this way She'll let you watch TV at night."
Frank was obviously moved by Li Lin's words, "Li, pick me up and walk around the living room. Let's clean this damn living room."
Li Lin took out a black bag and said, "Frank, throw all the pieces in here!"
He carried Frank around the entire living room and watched Frank clean it quickly. He first spat out purple mucus, then rubbed it with a vine. The blood and debris were quickly rolled into a ball, and he threw it in the black bag. Here, it takes less than 30 minutes to clean the entire living room.
Frank is so useful!
Li Linze picked up the shovel again, put the contents in the black bag on the cart, and went to the park to dig a hole.
He digs a hole while enjoying a bright future, the reward Poison Ivy talks about.
Half an hour later, Li Lin returned home and saw Harley and Poison Ivy slumped on the sofa.
"Beauties, Frank and I have cleaned up. Have you killed the clown?"
"Li, you did a great job!" Du Tengnu posted, "It seems you are looking forward to my reward?"
“咳咳~艾薇注意一点,这里还有一个刚失恋的!我把小丑揍成了熊猫!我要让整个哥谭都知道小丑没了哈莉什么都不是...”
Harley is caught up in her own big idea, and the whole Gotham wants to look down on her. She crushes the Joker under her feet.
Peng~
When I turned around, I heard a loud knock on the door, "Frank, where are they?"
"Bedroom!" Frank stretched out the vine and pointed to the bedroom.
"Damn it Lee, now I know what Ivy thinks of me and the Joker."
Poison Ivy pressed Li Lin hard against the door, "It seems that you did a good job and the living room was cleaned very clean! What gift should I give you?"
"Ivy, wait, I've been digging a hole for a long time, and I'm covered in mud. I want other gifts!"
"Hmm~" Poison Ivy leaned close to Li Lin's ear, "Other gifts?"
"Although I miss this too, that gift is more important. It is related to my dignity!" Li Lin said helplessly as he was squeezed against the door and unable to move.
Poison Ivy looked down at Li Lin who was pressed against the door by her, smelling of dirt and sweat, and pulled him into the bathroom, "Let us talk about what you want while washing."
Li Lin was quickly stripped naked by Ivy's control of the vines, and he was held by Ivy from behind in the bathtub.
"Wait, Ivy, give me my gift first!" Li Lin looked embarrassed, "I obviously caught Harley when I rescued her today, but I didn't pull her up due to physical reasons. Fortunately, there was a bag inside. It’s Margaret!”
"I want to ask, Ivy, if you have any way to improve my physical fitness so that I can run faster in the future. I don't want to die in an accident. I want to spend more time with you."
Li Lin knew from the comics that Harley Quinn was a psychiatrist. Why did she have such strong fighting ability? Her physical fitness was also much higher than that of ordinary people. How did she get her physical fitness?Li Lin has thought about all the interpersonal relationships and events of Harley Quinn, and it is unlikely that she fell into a chemical pool.
The clown's physical fitness may be related to the Dionysian factor, rather than chemical pool water, but that thing can make people crazy. Li Lin gave up looking for the Dionysian factor, and the difficulty is too high. The thing may be underground in Gotham. It's huge. If he encounters the Court of Owls, he will most likely be killed by claws if he enters.
Who else might be able to help Harley improve her fitness?Of course it is Poison Ivy, and only Poison Ivy. She can control plants. In the comics, it is said that she is related to the greenness of all things and to the vitality.
Li Lin knew a little about this. There were two theories, one was one of the six elements created by the earth goddess Gaia, and the other was that the white light came to the earth and combined with the consciousness of plant life.
From here, we can see that Poison Ivy can easily improve her body quality. It is far safer than finding other things, and with the help of Poison Ivy, there is no need to worry about mutation.
"Do you really want this?" Ivy put her head on Li Lin's shoulder, "Don't you want to do something else?"
"Can I choose both?"
"of course."
Du Tengnu controlled the vines and rummaged through the bedroom to find a bottle of potion, "Li, drink it!"
Li Lin took the potion and drank it. He believed that the current Poison Ivy would not harm him.
"Lee, I forgot to mention that this potion needs to be combined with my saliva to be effective." Poison Ivy reached out to lift his chin and kissed it.
'Woooo~' He began to struggle in the bathtub, but with his half-goose fighting ability, it was obviously useless.
"Don't think I don't know what you want to do with your physical fitness!" Poison Ivy clearly knew that Li Lin failed in the last battle with her, and she looked unwilling to do so.
"Finally, Harley, you finally admitted that you're done with him. I'm so happy." Poison Ivy hugged Harley's shoulders and smiled.
"Oh, of course, I also want to tell the world that I am no longer the clown's little follower. I want to have my own cape. I also want to kidnap the mayor of Gotham, tie him to a missile and launch him to the moon, unless he agrees to let me Gotham builds a highway in my name!”
"Well, ok!"
Li Lin heard what the two said and thought to himself, what kind of hell joke is this? Is the road really named after a traditional figure of Yingjiang?
He then heard Harley assure Ivy, "The Joker and I are definitely over."
Ivy: "Absolutely?"
"Absolutely," Harley made an X with her hands in front of her, "Ivy, let's go, let me kill the clown!"
Li Lin had to interrupt Harley, "Ladies, before you go kill the clown, take a look at your home. The floor is full of flesh and blood and cannot be inhabited."
In order to make sure that Harley really wanted to kill the Joker, instead of getting involved with the Joker like last time, Poison Girl said: "Li, we have important things to do now. I'll leave it to you to take care of the house. I'll come back." There will be rewards!”
Poison Ivy blew a kiss to Li Lin in front of Harley.
"Reward?" X2
"No problem ma'am, leave the house to me. It's time for you to set off and kill the clown." Li Lin immediately became energetic when he heard the reward. Maybe he could make that request.
"Ladies, you should probably take a shower and change some clothes!"
Ivy and Harley saw themselves covered in blood, "That's right!"
Li Lin started to clean up the blood and flesh in the living room. Fortunately, it only exploded in the living room and people could sleep in the bedroom tonight. He found that the blood was difficult to clean up.
Li Lin suddenly saw that everything around Frank was clean, and a light bulb flashed above his head.
"Frank, why is it so clean around you?"
"I don't know! I'm just a plant that watches TV." Frank was watching TV.
"Frank, do you want me to put in a good word for you in front of Ivy and allow you to watch TV at night?"
Frank immediately turned his head 180 degrees to look at Li Lin. He could still tell the difference between looking once or multiple times, "Tell me, Li, I will do whoever you want me to do."
"No one, just clean the living room, clean the living room before they come back, show your important role in front of Ivy, instead of being told by her that you haven't paid the rent, water and electricity bills, making Ivy unable to live without you, this way She'll let you watch TV at night."
Frank was obviously moved by Li Lin's words, "Li, pick me up and walk around the living room. Let's clean this damn living room."
Li Lin took out a black bag and said, "Frank, throw all the pieces in here!"
He carried Frank around the entire living room and watched Frank clean it quickly. He first spat out purple mucus, then rubbed it with a vine. The blood and debris were quickly rolled into a ball, and he threw it in the black bag. Here, it takes less than 30 minutes to clean the entire living room.
Frank is so useful!
Li Linze picked up the shovel again, put the contents in the black bag on the cart, and went to the park to dig a hole.
He digs a hole while enjoying a bright future, the reward Poison Ivy talks about.
Half an hour later, Li Lin returned home and saw Harley and Poison Ivy slumped on the sofa.
"Beauties, Frank and I have cleaned up. Have you killed the clown?"
"Li, you did a great job!" Du Tengnu posted, "It seems you are looking forward to my reward?"
“咳咳~艾薇注意一点,这里还有一个刚失恋的!我把小丑揍成了熊猫!我要让整个哥谭都知道小丑没了哈莉什么都不是...”
Harley is caught up in her own big idea, and the whole Gotham wants to look down on her. She crushes the Joker under her feet.
Peng~
When I turned around, I heard a loud knock on the door, "Frank, where are they?"
"Bedroom!" Frank stretched out the vine and pointed to the bedroom.
"Damn it Lee, now I know what Ivy thinks of me and the Joker."
Poison Ivy pressed Li Lin hard against the door, "It seems that you did a good job and the living room was cleaned very clean! What gift should I give you?"
"Ivy, wait, I've been digging a hole for a long time, and I'm covered in mud. I want other gifts!"
"Hmm~" Poison Ivy leaned close to Li Lin's ear, "Other gifts?"
"Although I miss this too, that gift is more important. It is related to my dignity!" Li Lin said helplessly as he was squeezed against the door and unable to move.
Poison Ivy looked down at Li Lin who was pressed against the door by her, smelling of dirt and sweat, and pulled him into the bathroom, "Let us talk about what you want while washing."
Li Lin was quickly stripped naked by Ivy's control of the vines, and he was held by Ivy from behind in the bathtub.
"Wait, Ivy, give me my gift first!" Li Lin looked embarrassed, "I obviously caught Harley when I rescued her today, but I didn't pull her up due to physical reasons. Fortunately, there was a bag inside. It’s Margaret!”
"I want to ask, Ivy, if you have any way to improve my physical fitness so that I can run faster in the future. I don't want to die in an accident. I want to spend more time with you."
Li Lin knew from the comics that Harley Quinn was a psychiatrist. Why did she have such strong fighting ability? Her physical fitness was also much higher than that of ordinary people. How did she get her physical fitness?Li Lin has thought about all the interpersonal relationships and events of Harley Quinn, and it is unlikely that she fell into a chemical pool.
The clown's physical fitness may be related to the Dionysian factor, rather than chemical pool water, but that thing can make people crazy. Li Lin gave up looking for the Dionysian factor, and the difficulty is too high. The thing may be underground in Gotham. It's huge. If he encounters the Court of Owls, he will most likely be killed by claws if he enters.
Who else might be able to help Harley improve her fitness?Of course it is Poison Ivy, and only Poison Ivy. She can control plants. In the comics, it is said that she is related to the greenness of all things and to the vitality.
Li Lin knew a little about this. There were two theories, one was one of the six elements created by the earth goddess Gaia, and the other was that the white light came to the earth and combined with the consciousness of plant life.
From here, we can see that Poison Ivy can easily improve her body quality. It is far safer than finding other things, and with the help of Poison Ivy, there is no need to worry about mutation.
"Do you really want this?" Ivy put her head on Li Lin's shoulder, "Don't you want to do something else?"
"Can I choose both?"
"of course."
Du Tengnu controlled the vines and rummaged through the bedroom to find a bottle of potion, "Li, drink it!"
Li Lin took the potion and drank it. He believed that the current Poison Ivy would not harm him.
"Lee, I forgot to mention that this potion needs to be combined with my saliva to be effective." Poison Ivy reached out to lift his chin and kissed it.
'Woooo~' He began to struggle in the bathtub, but with his half-goose fighting ability, it was obviously useless.
"Don't think I don't know what you want to do with your physical fitness!" Poison Ivy clearly knew that Li Lin failed in the last battle with her, and she looked unwilling to do so.
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