Fooling Tomoko into being a system

Li Lin jumped off the guardrail and hit the water like a pickle on a cutting board.

After regaining consciousness, he had returned to Ivy's bedroom. Li Lin was lying on his side on the green carpet, gripping the carpet tightly with his fingers, and the delicate friction felt so real.

I am back?

It was indeed a dream. It was so real. I can still remember what happened in it. It was completely different from the dreams that ordinary people have. The details were so clear. He actually remembered all the details now, so much so that Li Lin couldn't tell them apart.

"System, show the time."

A line of beating numbers gradually became clear in Li Lin's eyes.

【6:40 am】

call-

Seeing the Sophon system responding again, Li Lin finally let go of his worries. There was no problem with the Sophon system at all. Li Lin was now sure that it was a lucid dream.

Li Lin rubbed his stinging face and swollen and sore nose, which seemed to be caused by falling from the bed. He carefully observed in the bedroom dressing table mirror that his face was slightly red on both sides, but his nose did not bleed.

If you fall off the bed, will both your faces turn red?Don’t you land on your side most of the time?

This tiny abnormality was quickly discovered by Li Lin. It was difficult for him not to suspect that it was caused by his irregular diving movements and smashing his face on the sea water. Who cares, I'm back.

Ivy suddenly felt cold. She closed her eyes and groped around for the sheets on the bed. After seeing Ivy being frozen, Li Lin looked at the sheets rolled down with him, and quickly went to bed to cover her, and then his whole body was covered by the sheets. He couldn't move in his arms.

Why can't I move even though I'm being held? Is this potion the kind that slowly increases the body's quality, unlike Captain America who gets muscles after using it?

Li Lin told himself in his heart that it was not because of Dalu Ruan that he was not as strong as Ivy.

At 8 o'clock in the morning, there was a strange building in Gotham. It looked like a skull with its upper half exposed and two black eye sockets.

This is the Gotham headquarters of the Legion of Doom, which can also be said to be the Super Villain Club, a place where many third-rate villains dream of joining.

Only those who have done great things are eligible to join them by voting, which requires not only reputation but also ability.

Bane was chatting with Scarecrow over coffee about yesterday's joke about the clown.

"The pairing of Joker and Harley is really great. Bane, did you watch yesterday's TV? I heard that Harley dumped Joker."

Bain raised his coffee and took a sip, "Hmm~"

"It looks like Harley not only dumped the Joker, but also beat him up."

"Scarecrow, I'm not interested in this gossip, you've messed up the grand plan in my head!"

Bane loudly said to Scarecrow: "I want to defeat Batman again and try to break his back in front of him."

"Bain, you are so cruel. There is no back on the front. That is where the bird should be. Do you want the bird to have no home?"

"No! I want him to have no birds." Bane clenched his hands and made a fist. "I want to punish this sinful city, killing blood into rivers, bones piled up into a mountain, and the sunset behind it. Batman If I put you at the top of Bone Mountain and take a photo, I will definitely appear on the Daily Planet and become the greatest villain!"

Scarecrow watched speechlessly as Bane fell into fantasy. He didn't know that Batman might have an affair with Superman. Scarecrow changed the subject, "Bane, let's talk about something closer to us, such as Harley dumping the Joker... "

"Good morning!"

The clown came over with a purple mug and poured coffee from the coffee machine.

"Joker, are you okay?"

The clown leaned against the counter and drank the coffee in his hand, "It's too hot."

"Very good, why not?"

"We were discussing how you were recently dumped by Harley and beaten up." Scarecrow said to the Joker cautiously.

The clown threw away the mug in his hand and shouted: "What!"

"What do you mean Harley dumped me?"

Seeing the angry clown gradually approaching, the Scarecrow quickly explained, "They were all on TV, and they said you were beaten up by Harley and then dumped by her."

Bane added: "Gotham's crime prince was dumped by his henchman Harley."

The Joker couldn't believe it, Gotham's gossip was running faster than the Flash next door.

"Is the whole of Gotham now saying that Harley dumped me?"

Hahahahahaha----

"I don't care, I only care about Batman, and everyone knows that."

Scarecrow watched the clown leave, "Is he angry?"

"Angry."

"Let's keep drinking coffee!" X2

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Harley has changed her appearance. She wants to say goodbye to the past. She is no longer relying on the vines on the clown.

The red and blue double ponytails, the red and blue asymmetrical eyeshadow, the red and black cross vest and triangle shorts are all full of poker elements, and the children can't help it.

"Ivy, why don't you come out? Howie Mandel's food show has started."

There was a noise in the bedroom, and it seemed that Poison Ivy had woken up.

"OMG, oh my god! Wait for me, I'll be right out, damn, where are my pants? Lee."

Harley was slumped on the sofa in despair, I had just dumped the Joker, and now Ivy and that Li were showing off their affection in front of me all day long.

Ivy hurriedly ran to the sofa and sat down in her wrinkled shirt. Harley saw Li Lin tugging on his pants in a panic.

After a while, Li Lin came out and saw them standing in front of the TV. It was obvious that they liked the program very much.

Embarrassed Li Lin was watched by Harley, "Ivy, let me help you make something simple." Li Lin quickly opened the refrigerator and saw milk, eggs, rye bread slices inside...

"Thanks, Lee."

"Next, I'm going to teach you how to make a Virgin Mary out of potatoes that are about to expire, but I'm going to insert a special guest into the show. He is Gotham's greatest crime prince, Mr. Clown."

At this moment, there was cold sweat on Hoy's face and he didn't dare to wipe it off. He bent down to salute and introduce the clown to everyone.

"Hahaha, hello everyone, I am joker."

Li Lin heard three common phrases coming from the living room.

"Hey, my Gotham friends, get ready, I have a big gift for you, Rey!"

The clown ripped off Hoy's white apron, revealing the explosives and timer tied underneath.

"NONONO, don't blow up my Hoy!" It began to burst into tears. "Ivy, my Hoy, my Hoy, please stop him from blowing up my Hoy."

Li Lin heard Frank start yelling in the living room again. This was the first time he knew that Frank could yell so heartbreakingly.

The Joker handed Gotham celebrity chef Hoy a small note and asked him to read it out.

"Do you know any idiots in Gotham? It's you. In yesterday's emotional show, I hinted that Gotham's famous criminal couple Chouha broke up...?" Hoy seemed to have remembered something, and his face suddenly changed. He was pale, and the hand holding the note began to tremble. He immediately used the other hand to hold it up, but he couldn't stop the fear in his heart.

"Thank you Hoy for your affectionate reading, but I want to say that I dumped that miserable... pitiful... helpless person first? Oh no, I forgot her name."