Fooling Tomoko into being a system

Dong da ~ dong dong da ~ dong da ~ dong dong da...

The lights stopped, the music stopped, the atmosphere was deathly silent, and the dazzling lights suddenly came on.

The ice cream cone in the child's hand fell to the ground, balloons exploded and flew around, and a Pomeranian was frightened by a tiger and pooped out.

Everyone in the party froze in place, looking at Harley Quinn who kicked in the door, and Bane, Scarecrow, and Two-Face sitting in the corner.

The manager with a bald head and a white shirt walked silently, "Welcome to the Joshua Cobblepot coming-of-age party. I wish you a good time."

Harley looked at his outstretched hand and immediately picked up the discarded tiger reins from the ground and handed it to him.

Then music and dancing continued.

Poison Ivy approached Harley's ear from behind and asked in a low voice: "Harley, didn't you know there was a children's party going on here?"

Harley's face was expressionless, "I know now, but this is probably used by Penguin to hide his real plan! Yes, that must be the case."

Poison Ivy saw that Harley was lying to herself.

Oh~

"What's wrong with you, Ivy? Didn't you just go to the wrong place?"

"It's okay, Penguin is here!"

Black words began to appear in Poison Ivy's eyes, which was why she exclaimed.

【Wow!Aren't you embarrassed when something like this happens? 】

Poison Ivy immediately looked around vigilantly to see who it was...

[Don't look at it, this is my ability, used to replace your phone that was smashed by Harley. 】

Poison Ivy watched Harley deal with the Penguin, but her attention was all on the text in front of her. She deliberately walked to the corner of the party where there were fewer people.

She whispered: "Are you watching?"

[Of course, I said I would let my abilities follow you and provide help. 】

"Forget the scene just now," Poison Ivy continued: "I mean how to communicate with this?"

[As long as you speak softly, it can hear and see. 】

Poison Ivy simply couldn't bear the drama of this clown-like life, let alone someone watching from the sidelines.

She found Harley and heard the Penguin say: "Harley, weren't you dumped by the Joker?"

"fxxk, it was Harley who dumped the Joker. You are stinking of sardines, get out of the way." Poison Ivy drove away the Penguin.

"Harry we should go, there is no mint here, it's just a children's party!"

"No, no, no, Ivy, look at Bain's Scarecrow Two-Face sitting over there. How can a big shot from the Legion of Destruction attend a children's party without any problems!"

Harley gritted her teeth, "I want them to know! What great things I can do!"

"Harry, this is not your party. Are you going to ruin a child's coming-of-age party? Oh my God, I don't even have the face to show you."

[Harley Quinn independent event mission: Ruin Joshua Cobblepot's party? 】

"Lee, don't make trouble."

"Li?" Harley looked around and couldn't find Li Lin at all, "You mean Li is here?"

"His ability is to see and hear, and words appear in front of my eyes!"

"Oh! This is so cool." Harley thought excitedly, "Can you appear in my eyes?"

【Hello, Harley! 】

"This is so fucking cool."

Du Tengnu immediately interrupted, "If he takes advantage of you and peeks, you won't find this ability interesting."

"Lee, can you peek?"

[I already have Ivy. 】

Poison Girl's cheeks were slightly red, and Harley saw it, "Ivy, you're blushing!"

In the end, Poison Ivy couldn't beat Harley, considering that she had just... been dumped by the Joker.

"But you'd better hurry up, or some third-rate villain will try to talk to me!" Poison Ivy looked disgusted.

Less than a second after Harley left, a third-rate villain Kite Man immediately grew up behind Poison Ivy.

"Kite Man! That's awesome!" He saw the headache in Du Teng Nu's eyes, and immediately revealed himself. He tapped the prismatic button on his chest, and with a pop, a big green kite popped up from behind and bounced a child into the cake.

[Ivy, what you said is really accurate. 】

Poison Ivy was so uncomfortable that she wanted to die immediately. She was accosted by a third-rate Gotham villain at a party in front of her boyfriend. She couldn't leave immediately because she had to watch Harley.

[Ivy, I’m sad that you struck up a conversation at a children’s party. 】

"Li, he's chatting with me!" Du Tengnu looked like she was about to go crazy, and Li Lin saw it.

[Okay, I was just joking, does Ivy have a car? 】

Kite Man looked helplessly as he watched Poison Ivy talking to herself. He didn't pay attention to him at all. He knew that his conversation had failed and he was going to find another prey.

"Why do you ask about a car? How could I have a car and take a driver's license test?"

[Then ask the kite man for me, does he have a business selling kites? 】

"You want his kite? He's just a third-rate villain, maybe he doesn't even count. Just grab it."

[I also want to ask him for version upgrade and after-sales service after buying it. 】

"Okay, let me ask you, are you sure this thing is useful?"

Of course Li Lin knows that this thing is useful. Many people in Gotham look down on Kite Man, but he may be one of the few people in Gotham who can fly, and Li Lin can master it without super powers.

He is also an aerodynamicist. He can actually fly around Gotham just by relying on the big kite on his back. His performance is comparable to that of a nuclear-powered engine.

Since I happened to meet him, I tried to buy a kite from him. He wouldn't refuse if I thought about it. People who like something have a desire to recommend it to others, just like Batman... I was scared by a bat when I was a child, and I use it now. Bats scare the entire Gotham population.

Moreover, Li Lin's parachute needs to be arranged specially every time, otherwise it will not be used at all. If he buys a big kite from a kite maker, he can solve the problem of falling from high altitude in the future. He can retract and deploy it with one click, and his journey will be faster.

"He agreed, Lee!" It seemed that talking to the Kite Man had exhausted Ivy's energy. "He even gave me a business card!"

[Ivy, give me your business card. I may want to ask him how to fly in the sky. 】

"Oh my gosh, you don't want to be the second generation Kite Man, do you? He just looks like a fool."

[He is an excellent aerodynamicist, very good, otherwise he would not be able to fly all over Gotham with just a special big kite. 】

"Oh my god, after spending a year in Arkham, it's already so complicated outside? Instead of working in an office at an airline, you actually come to Gotham to be a third-rate villain."

Li Lin is also powerless against the instigation of Gotham's villains. The aerodynamicist can only be a third-rate villain in Gotham. How can he be an ordinary person and get rid of these doctors? Fortunately, I have Tomoko.

Li Lin is actually not too worried about the kite not being able to fly. He has the invincible sophon. He can use the sophon system to calculate the airflow trajectory, wind speed, height... everything.

Then he showed it with lines in his eyes, and followed Sophon's calculation results to fly. There was absolutely no need to kite people, maybe even stronger.

The kite behind Kite Man has no power source. Considering his status as an aerodynamicist, he must be using various air currents above Gotham to fly in the sky.