Fooling Tomoko into being a system

Harley finally came to a shabby bar in the old city of Gotham.

This is where Gotham's villains recruit their lousy minions.

Harley kicked down the door and jumped onto the bar with three consecutive forward rolls. "Does anyone want to have a big fight with me? At least 100 million, and you won't be beaten, abandoned, or used as a human shield! Then come with me!" Big money, great benefits!”

"Don't go."

"No time."

"There is something at home."

......

Everyone ran away, and Harley also found a seat at the bar and sat down dejectedly.

"You bunch of bastards, let's die!"

"I will never work for you, even if you reveal your front armor."

Harley didn't expect to meet the neurologist here, "Who asked you? You didn't think I would recruit someone like you who curses with the letter C, did you?"

Harley asked the bartender for another drink, "Can you believe that all those men rejected me."

The bartender explained his character while making drinks, "I'm just a farm boy who just came to Gotham. I have parents, children, and a laboratory, all on a small farm."

"What's wrong with you?"

"Actually, I am ~Clayface."

He began to spin rapidly, throwing mud all over the bar, and a lot of it flew into Harley's face.

"My name is Clayface and I like to role play."

"You're a piece of shit!"

Clayface turned into a neuroscientist, with a big head and a short head, "I am now!"

Then the two started fighting, punching hard to the flesh, but Clayface was covered in mud, and Dr. Neuro was obviously crazy.

At this time the Kite Man flew in, "What are you doing with me? I'm not sure if you're going to steal something or kidnap something! Who's coming? Is there anyone?"

"Oh! It's Kite Man. He can fly. You're right to hang out with him. It's very safe."

"I come!"

"Add me one!"

"Come on!"

Oh my God!Everyone in the bar ran away with the Kite Man, and it was unbelievable for Harley to think that she couldn't recruit anyone and was actually worse than the Kite Man.

After Harley returned home, she told Li Lin and Ivy all these things, "They are actually willing to follow Kite Man but not me. He may not have even entered Arkham!"

“How on earth am I going to get someone to work with me?”

Li Lin put forward his own suggestion appropriately, "I think Clayface is very good. He is made of clay and is not afraid of death. In the game, he is a perfect human shield. He can also transform into an agent and sneak into the very It’s easy to use and is a common plot in movies.”

"Don't talk about him. When he transforms, he will splash mud everywhere! Then it will be everywhere in the house. Aren't you the one doing the cleaning recently?"

"That's when I didn't say it."

Frank came to Harley's ear and said, "Ivy, this lazy idiot, doesn't know anything at all. Li Lin and I are doing all her business! She used to water the water for me, but now it's all handed over to Li Lin."

"But I have a darling!" Poison Ivy glanced at Frank and acquiesced, "Hey, Xiaoha, no super villain is willing to hand over his secrets to success, such as how to recruit people!"

"Maybe I can steal it?" Harley thought, yes, why don't I steal it?

Then Harley dragged Poison Ivy and Li Lin to attend Maxi Zeus' villain speech conference. In Li Lin's opinion, this was more likely to be chicken soup without any nutrition.

He told his legendary criminal career. The core idea was the team, an outstanding criminal gang. He failed to participate in the sports meeting, but his team helped him steal the gold medal.

Oh my God!Isn't this just a scumbag thief?If you can't win the game, let someone steal the gold medal.

"Now let me tell you the secret to successfully recruiting people, that is the talent recruitment center of the Legion of Destruction! The next best thing is the thug agency! The worst thing is to go to a shady bar!"

Li Lin looked at Harley as if she had tried all these things. The most outrageous thing was that someone actually did it with Kite Man. This is my bias. Kite Man is an aerodynamicist after all.

Harley raised her hand and asked, "Sir, I have tried everything, but no one fucks with me."

"Think about the big shots, Darkseid, Luther, me, we never give up easily."

Li Lin felt more and more that this was a chicken soup wholesale conference. Seeing Harley's eyes shining, she was brainwashed.

Harley went to find Daxy backstage and wanted to learn some secrets. "Your speech inspired me. If you don't mind, can you answer a few questions for me?"

Daxy smiled slightly and took off her pants, "I have a big problem!" A slap on the thigh, sexy music, and pink lights.

"Oh! You are just a pervert who wants to hide the rules!" Harley stood up and left.

"You have been permanently blacklisted by the thug center. No bad guy wants to fuck you because you are a woman."

Then Harley found Poison Ivy crying, hugging her body and crying loudly.

"Harry, I have to tell you, I am a solo worker!"

"It seems like she is working alone, but her current life under Li Lin's care cannot be..."

"Shut up Frank, Poison Ivy took out a notebook filled with Frank's dark history." She threatened Frank.

"Please, Ivy, you can control plants all over the earth, and I am flexible! As a team, we are invincible!"

Isn’t this all the result of Ivy feeding you the potion?Li Lin complained secretly.

"No, I have my own style!" Adding people will make me lose value.

"Tell her the real reason, you liar!"

Poison Ivy sighed, and finally told Harley, "Female villains have their upper limit. They are different from female heroes. It is difficult for people to tolerate them because they are prejudiced."

"Ivy, tell her the tragic end of the Fable Queen."

"Okay, Frank. In the 80s, the Queen of Fables was a powerful witch. She didn't want to hang around with men. She wanted to start her own business and used magic to create an army of fairy tales!"

"and then?"

Just ask her yourself!Poison Ivy couldn't bear the blow to Harley.

Harley came back soon, "It's so miserable, being locked up in a book for more than 30 years."

"Ivy, you think I can't accomplish anything in Gotham so you let me go see her?"

"No, I have always been very optimistic about you. I just want you to know that if you are too strong, you will end up like her. I don't want you to do the same."

Li Lin listened to Poison Ivy's heartfelt warning to Harley, and he thought of Batman again, the man who leaves plans for every Justice Leaguer. If Harley really does something big, she will probably attract Batman. God knows who Batman is. I don't just love clowns.

"Harry, I love you and don't want you to get hurt!"

Sobbing, Frank and Li Lin hugged each other, "Leave us alone and witness the beautiful lilies!"

"Ivy, the Queen of Prophecy taught me that I shouldn't look for scumbags who believe in me, but scumbags who no one believes in."

Li Lin had no idea what Harry was thinking.

Harley turned on the TV, which was playing Dr. Neuro's quibbles on the TV station.

Then as expected, things got messed up. The giant girl revealed to her face that she had been controlled by Dr. Neuro for many years, and then Dr. Neuro said that dirty word again.