Fooling Tomoko into being a system

"Fake news! Fake news!" The clown was so angry that he shot the TV. It seemed that the clown was very angry that others associated him with Harley.

Poison Ivy was wearing a green cotton coat with hugging trees on it and said, "Harley, congratulations on finally making a good start. You have made a big step forward for the female criminal gang! Even if it's just stealing a bunch of gold medals, ."

"Doctor Neuro and Clayface aren't women, are they?" Li Lin was wearing clothes with big tree characters. "Perhaps they think they are women. Am I not being too strict? I actually assumed their gender?"

Harley looked at the coats of the two of them. One wrote about big trees, and the other hugged trees. It was so sweet that it made people lose their teeth. "I exchanged the gold medal for a nuclear bomb! Then I threatened the mayor of Gotham with a nuclear bomb to build a Harley Quinn Avenue!" "

"Come on, where is the highway named after you?" Poison Ivy didn't believe that this would happen.

Of course Li Lin didn't believe it. This was simply outrageous. He had just beaten Daxy last night and robbed him of his gold medal. Then he immediately exchanged the gold medal for a nuclear bomb and threatened the mayor to build a highway and rename it Harley Quinn. Avenue.

Breaking news:

"I just received news that a chase is taking place on the highway that has just been renamed Harley Quinn Avenue."

Li Linxin thought that this news came too soon. He thought the mayor rebuilt a highway and named it after Harley, but it turned out that the name was changed. If other people also threatened the mayor to change the name of Harley Highway, such as Change it to clown highway or something, which is really, really interesting.

Poison Ivy had a different view on this: "Harley, this is so worth it! You can at least leave your name in Gotham for a hundred years!"

Looking at the proud Harley and the admiring Ivy, Li Lin did not intend to provoke them, saying that the clown might also threaten the mayor to change Harley Quinn Avenue.

A few days later, Harley brought Dr. Neuro and Clayface to Poison Ivy's house with a large bag of money just stolen from the bank and whistling.

As they walked, they scattered money outside.

"It feels so good to throw money around, haha!"

"Which girl is holding a large bundle of banknotes in her arms!" Harley stood in front of Poison Ivy and said proudly, "Yes, it's you! We just conquered a bank!"

"Oh my God!" Li Lin saw Harry and the others scattering banknotes all over the room. The banknotes were also stained with special color ink for robberies. He heard that they couldn't be washed off, and Li Lin was about to go crazy.

Harley loosened her hands, threw the big bag on the glass coffee table, and smashed the coffee table to pieces.

"Harry, I just bought this coffee table too!"

"Be happy, Ivy, we have money now!" Harley said as she threw money in Poison Ivy's face, "You can buy ten of them!"

Poison Ivy looked at Li Lin getting ready to clean, "I'll get you a broom!"

"Hey! Ivy, be happy for me, this is the best job I've done recently, you can't be embarrassed!" Harley followed Poison Ivy, "You don't know how great the atmosphere of robbing a bank is! Everyone in the whole bank was afraid of me and trembling like a quail. When I put the banknotes in the trolley and left the bank, everyone cheered for me!"

Li Lin took the mop and used it a few more times, but he couldn't clean up the ink that fell on the ground. He decided to give Harry something harsh, "Harry, are you saying that everyone in the bank is cheering for your successful robbery of the bank?" ?”

"Of course, everyone was cheering!"

"Hmph~" Li Lin turned on the TV and threw away the mop in his hand, crossed his legs and shook his finger at Harley, "Then I suggest you count how much money you have robbed. Believe me, this will be good for you! "

"Ha~ Why should I listen to you, a pretty boy, to count how much money I robbed!" It seems that Harley is still worried about Li Lin who stole Poison Ivy, "This incident must be all over the news now! This is big news, Harley Quinn robbed a bank, just watch the news and you will know how much money I robbed!"

"Really?" Li Lin had a different view on this.

Harley, Dr. Neuro, and Clayface all huddled behind the sofa and watched the TV, trying to find photos of themselves showing off their cool looks.

latest news:

Batman stops the Joker from robbing a credit union!

"Hmm~" Dr. Neuro said disdainfully, "The credit union is a place for poor people. What we robbed was a serious bank with a huge vault, robbery-like loans, and a dazzling variety of financial products..."

"Pfft~"

The three of them immediately looked at Li Lin. He covered his mouth with his hands, as if the laughter did not come from his mouth.

"Hey! Li, it's very likely that the news has already shown us robbing a bank. Please try changing the channel."

Li Lin turned around and changed the channel as Harley said but it still didn't work. Harley jumped on Li Lin and grabbed the remote control and pressed it down.

"Now play the news that shocked the entire Gotham:..."

"Harry, we have been in the most sensational report!" Clayface looked happy.

"Harry, turn up the volume to the maximum and let this pretty boy hear it clearly!" Dr. Neuro began to shout excitedly.

Li Lin moved outward, away from Dr. Neuro.

"...That's a box of baby ferrets reunited with their families!!"

It seems that positive things are really rare in Gotham, and this has become big news.

"Harry, it seems like you have no way of knowing how much money you robbed from the news!" Li Lin's face was so destructive. "Originally, I wanted to wait for the news to report how much money you robbed, and then let you count it. , see if there are too many reports in the news, asking you to clear the bank's bad debts! Taking the blame for them, it seems that the bank staff will be sad!"

Peng—

"fxxk!" Harley slammed the remote control against the old TV.

Poison Ivy heard the sound of her TV exploding again, "Harley, you've lived here for less than two weeks and I've already damaged two TVs! I'm worried about the apartment I'm renting now. I like it very much. It's sunny and close to the park. close."

"I'm sorry, I... I'm just angry. They didn't report that I successfully robbed the bank, and Li has always been weird!"

"You were the one who spread the ink-stained bills all over the house in the first place!"

"Why don't they cover us!" Harley couldn't believe it.

"Tsk, tsk, tsk!" Li Lin can now be said to be an old Gothamite. He now knows the customs and customs of Gotham very well. "Harley, you didn't give the TV station some benefits, did you? Otherwise, you think a gang of third-rate villains robbed A bank with a TV?”

"Huh? You still need to give money to the TV station? I robbed a bank and wanted to be on the news, but I still have to give money to the TV station?"

"Of course, TV stations don't just show up just because they want to!" Li Lin rubbed his thumb and index finger at Harley.

"You damn vampire! You sucked it all on my head!"

"Don't you want me to give you some advice?"

Harley had no choice but to grab a handful of bills from the bag and throw them into Li Lin's arms.

Li Lin took the banknotes that Harley threw to him and motioned to Ivy, "Ivy! Your pretty boy gave this to you!"