God-level funeral system

Looking at the gold and treasures piled on the ground, Zhang Chuan handed the Crab Crab Fort to the ruffian boss with satisfaction.

Because the items in the other world would be lost if sold to the system, they only got about 4 million, but Zhang Chuan was already very satisfied.

With a wave of the system's little hand, all these gold and silver treasures disappeared. I don't know if the ruffian boss robbed Biqibao's vault.

The dancing boss laughed wildly while holding the Crab Crab Fort, his eyes were full of ambition.

On the streets of Beechburg, SpongeBob SquarePants and Patrick are handing out leaflets after get off work.

"Welcome everyone to attend Brother Squidward's funeral!"

Leaflets with Squidward's pattern kept flying in the sky and landed in the hands of passers-by.

They just glanced at it and threw it on the ground, no one would think about attending the funeral of a bald octopus.

Picking up the flyer with a few footprints on it, SpongeBob looked at Patrick, "What should we do?"

Pai Daxing, who was stunned, was stuffing a leaflet into his mouth, and a leaflet was also pasted on his back.

"Good idea, Pai Daxing!" His eyes lit up, and SpongeBob picked up the flyer and pasted it behind the passers-by, and applied a layer of glue by the way.

In the middle of the night.

Teacher Puff finished his day's work and was about to rest in bed when a black shadow suddenly flashed in front of him.

"Who is it!" Turning on the desk lamp next to her, her oval suddenly swelled up. "Ah ah ah ah ah!"

Because there were flyers everywhere in the room, some red jam was spilled on the floor, like blood, which made Teacher Puff scream in fear.

At the same time, this happened to the homes of countless Beechburg residents.

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"SpongeBob SquarePants, what have you done!" One after another voices of protest spread to the front of SpongeBob SquarePants' pineapple house.

"Come out for us!"

Early in the morning, Spongebob opened his eyes anxiously and looked outside. The residents of Beechburg were gathering outside the window.

"Okay, everyone, are you here to attend Brother Squidward's funeral?"

Walking out easily, he greeted everyone happily.

"SpongeBob SquarePants, do these things belong to you?" Teacher Puff came out and put the flyer in front of him. It was Squidward's crayon graffiti on it. Except for SpongeBob SquarePants, no one else had such a leaflet. sense of art.

"That's right, it's mine, what's the matter?" He was a little confused.

"You actually posted this thing all over my house!" One of the fish came out, and he pointed at his eyes angrily, "Now my pupils are full of this octopus!"

Upon closer inspection, it turned out to be true, but SpongeBob timidly said, "These are not posted in your homes...and besides, I just want to give Squidward a nice ride."

But this answer obviously did not satisfy them, "Who else could it be if it wasn't you! Also, the life and death of that bald octopus has nothing to do with us!"

"We did it." A voice came from behind.

The angry crowd looked behind, it was a group of people in black robes.

"Hey, if you don't give us an explanation..." The brown fish walked up to them and suddenly his eyes widened.

"Otherwise, what do you want?" Under the black robe, the gray-green skin, ugly appearance, and a mouth full of sharp teeth, protruding eyeballs are full of teasing, as if the next moment is to choose someone to eat.

"No! No! I was just passing by." He hurriedly smiled, and just as he was trying to escape with his legs, he was caught by the body.

"Now, please follow us." The man in black surrounded the restless crowd, "We will go to the ceremony of the great Lord R'lyeh."

Great Lord of R'lyeh?Do they have such a number one person in Bikini Bottom?

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Crowds gathered in the spacious house, and the gloomy layout made them a little scared.

Fish bones and unknown remains were scattered nearby, and sparks burst out from the faint bonfire from time to time.

"Is that you, Squidward?" SpongeBob SquarePants, who was holding a snail, saw someone very similar to Squidward, "Didn't you go get ready?"

"Ah~ I'm not the poor guy you said." Wearing an expensive fleece robe, his eyes were full of arrogance. "I'm William Foxon. I received this flyer and I came here specially to attend his funeral."

William the Octopus pointed to Brother Squid in the leaflet, looked left and right and said, "This place is really spooky, and it really fits his image, hahaha." The big nose hanging on his face twitched and smiled.

"SpongeBob SquarePants, I heard that Brother Squidward is dead." Holding a wild flower picked from the side of the road, Boss Crab's eyes were filled with tears. "He is an excellent employee. I will always remember him."

Wiping his tears with the pair of large pliers, he changed the subject, "SpongeBob SquarePants, from now on you will also take over the front desk job, do you understand?"

"Okay, Mr. Crab."

While they were talking, the scene of the ceremony began.

I saw Brother Octopus lying on the wooden board, being lifted up to the high platform in front of him by the men in black robes, and flowers were strewn all over his body.

The men in black robes who surrounded him pulled down their hoods, surprising everyone.

Because of that terrifying face, even the residents of Beechburg, who are also fish, find it difficult to accept.

The ugly face that can only be seen in horror movies, the madness in the dark eyes, and the sharp teeth that are still foaming with blood, made everyone terrified.

Just when he was wondering if these monsters would attack, he saw them kneel down towards Brother Octopus.

Even if it is for mourning, there is no need to perform such a big gift.

But these deep divers closed the fins with sharp nails, knelt in front of Brother Squidward with reverent expressions, and whispered deeply in their sharp voices.

"Great lord of R'lyeh! In the name of the land of Iha Nsrai under the sea and its inhabitants, praise you who rule over all!"

Everyone was stunned. Is the person they are talking about Brother Octopus?Even if you rack your brains, your tiny brain capacity can't imagine such a scene.

Words like greatness and dominance don't go well with that octopus with a knife mouth and a bean curd heart at all?

The sky above Beechburg was gradually covered with dark clouds, and the sight in the sea became even darker.

A wave of uneasiness that was about to come overwhelmed everyone's hearts.

"Hahaha, this must be some kind of performance, hey, you won! You succeeded in scaring me!" Octopus William shouted to Brother Squidward on the stage in fear.

But the people on the high platform did not wake up because of this, which made his heart gradually sink to the bottom.

"i'ai'a.cthulhufhatgn!" The man in black robe raised his hands and cheered in worship.

"La la! Cthulhu, send candy!" Even SpongeBob SquarePants and Pai Daxing shouted.

Although the residents of Beechburg who were affected didn't know what happened, they raised their hands and cheered together, "La la! Cthulhu, send out sugar!"

During the ceremony, the door of the room was suddenly pushed open.