The starting system is about to explode
Chapter 280 Wade hugs the boss’ thigh
After hearing this, Wade said in a solemn tone, "Brother Zhang Wei, are you saying this was done by the Skrulls?"
Zhang Wei nodded heavily, his eyes shining brightly.
"Have you forgotten the secret invasion of the big event? For them, you and I are the biggest threat to them. Other people's superpowers, living habits, and ways of speaking and treating others can be imitated, but our unique thoughts are what they imitate. It can’t be done, so they have to pit us brothers against each other, which will be beneficial to them.”
Zhang Wei said that he almost believed it.
"It would be fine if we were ordinary people, but we are S.H.I.E.L.D.'s non-staff agents. Uncontrollable elements like us must be eliminated, but our immortality made them very angry. So they must pit us against each other and fight against each other, which will be beneficial for them to invade the earth."
"And I also suspect that the so-called Thanos fatwa is all fake, it's just a cover-up they used to get you to leave the earth."
At this moment, Wade had been deceived by Zhang Wei and he didn't know what was going on. He could only keep nodding.
The three Satan clones on the side looked at the deceived Wade and sighed silently in their hearts.
But the next second Wade asked with a doubtful tone, "Brother Zhang Wei, are you trying to fool me?"
Zhang Wei immediately shook his head and said with a serious face, "How is that possible, good brother Wade, you know me, I will never deceive others."
"Fuck, you are really lying to me." When Wade heard Zhang Wei's words, he immediately understood that Zhang Wei was deceiving him again.
Hearing Wade's words, Zhang Wei's expression immediately changed. He transformed into a long sword with one hand and asked with a fierce face, "Brother Wade, can you first explain why there are still people chasing me, Zhang Wei? I am A good man who loves peace and justice!"
"Ahem... Good brother Zhang Wei, if you say that, just pretend that I didn't say what I just said. All this is a conspiracy of the Skrulls. We brothers should unite and not let outsiders' conspiracy drive us apart. The brotherhood between us." Wade immediately changed the subject, pretending that what just happened never happened.
Seeing this situation, Zhang Wei showed a satisfied smile and nodded heavily.
"Yes, that's right, everything is a conspiracy of the Skrulls. We brothers are such just, kind-hearted people with loving hearts, how could we do such evil things."
"Ah, yes, yes, all this was done by the Skrulls. We brothers should unite and deal with the outside world."
After saying that, Zhang Wei and Wade looked at each other and laughed strangely.
"Hey hey hey!"
"Hey hey hey!"
Listening to the terrifying laughter of the two people, Duan Hai and Constantine were covered in hair, as if there were insects crawling on their bodies.
"You two are so shameless." Satan's clone gave Zhang Wei and Wade a thumbs up.
When Zhang Wei and Wade heard this, they raised their heads proudly and said with smiles on their faces, "Thank you for the compliment."
After saying that, Zhang Wei and the two of them burst into weird laughter again, which was very infiltrating.
The Satan clone shook his head helplessly. At this moment, he also understood where he failed to imitate well. He still couldn't say such mean words.
"By the way, good brother Wade, let me introduce to you my new good brother!" At some point, Zhang Wei's nerves returned to normal, and he led Wade towards Constantine and the others.
"These three are your cellmates, the top boss, and our eldest brother respectively." Zhang Wei pointed at Duan Hai, Satan's clone, and Constantine introduced them respectively.
"Where is the top boss? Who is the top boss? Do you still need a bed warmer? I can do anything. I can do anything." Wade immediately rushed to the feet of the Satan clone, hugged his thigh and shouted.
The Satan clone pushed Wade away in disgust, but Wade was like a dead skin plaster, relying on the Satan clone and refusing to let go of his hands.
"That's enough, take your hands off me." Satan's clone became angry, changed back to his own appearance, and shook Wade away with all his strength, causing Wade to roll several times on the ground.
Wade stood up, pointed at the Satan clone and was about to curse, but when he saw his appearance clearly, he immediately changed his attitude.
Taking three steps and two steps at a time, he ran to the feet of Satan's clone, hugged his thigh again, and refused to let go.
"Hello, Lord Satan, I admire you the most. Are you interested in accepting me as your younger brother?"
The Satan clone had a face full of rejection and said firmly, "No, I'm not interested."
"Okay, Lord Satan, since you have accepted me, I will do my best for you until I die." Wade said to himself, making the Satan clone very angry.
"Get out of my way. I have a lot of young men. I don't need you. Get out of here." Satan's clone said angrily and kicked Wade away.
Only this time Wade didn't pounce on the Satan clone.
Instead, he squatted down and drew circles on the ground.
"Draw a circle to curse you!"
Seeing Wade's actions, Satan's clone's face was filled with black lines and he no longer wanted to pay attention to Wade.
"Okay, okay, what are you pretending to be? I'm a DC boss with countless underlings. Why do you want a little brother like you from Marvel?"
"Oh, you don't understand the sorrow of a small person like me. If I had the support of a top DC boss, my life would be much easier!"
Zhang Wei and Wade sang in harmony, which made the Satan clone's face darken, and he slapped the two of them to the ground with his backhand.
But Zhang and Wei didn't care at all. They stood up, dusted themselves off, and walked towards Constantine, who was wearing a black windbreaker, as if nothing had happened.
Seeing the two people walking towards him, Constantine's heart skipped a beat, something bad was about to happen.
"Brother Wade, do you know who this is?" Zhang Wei asked Wade.
"Brother Zhang Wei, I don't know!" Wade responded cooperatively.
Seeing that the style of painting was changing, Constantine resolutely decided to change the style of painting back.
So Constantine said directly, "Wade, right? My name is John Constantine, and I am a demon slayer."
As he spoke, Constantine took off the hood of his windbreaker, revealing his original handsome face.
But as soon as Constantine saw his true appearance, he immediately became excited. He stepped forward to grab his hands and said excitedly, "I didn't expect it was you, John. It's been a long time since I last saw you. You look so young and handsome now." , completely without the vicissitudes of life that I had when I saw you.”
Listening to Wade's words, Constantine thought that he knew his clone from a certain multiverse, so he was ready to nod and answer his words.
But the subsequent conversation between Zhang Wei and Wade made Constantine confused on the spot, letting him know that he had been deceived by Zhang Wei from the beginning.
Zhang Wei nodded heavily, his eyes shining brightly.
"Have you forgotten the secret invasion of the big event? For them, you and I are the biggest threat to them. Other people's superpowers, living habits, and ways of speaking and treating others can be imitated, but our unique thoughts are what they imitate. It can’t be done, so they have to pit us brothers against each other, which will be beneficial to them.”
Zhang Wei said that he almost believed it.
"It would be fine if we were ordinary people, but we are S.H.I.E.L.D.'s non-staff agents. Uncontrollable elements like us must be eliminated, but our immortality made them very angry. So they must pit us against each other and fight against each other, which will be beneficial for them to invade the earth."
"And I also suspect that the so-called Thanos fatwa is all fake, it's just a cover-up they used to get you to leave the earth."
At this moment, Wade had been deceived by Zhang Wei and he didn't know what was going on. He could only keep nodding.
The three Satan clones on the side looked at the deceived Wade and sighed silently in their hearts.
But the next second Wade asked with a doubtful tone, "Brother Zhang Wei, are you trying to fool me?"
Zhang Wei immediately shook his head and said with a serious face, "How is that possible, good brother Wade, you know me, I will never deceive others."
"Fuck, you are really lying to me." When Wade heard Zhang Wei's words, he immediately understood that Zhang Wei was deceiving him again.
Hearing Wade's words, Zhang Wei's expression immediately changed. He transformed into a long sword with one hand and asked with a fierce face, "Brother Wade, can you first explain why there are still people chasing me, Zhang Wei? I am A good man who loves peace and justice!"
"Ahem... Good brother Zhang Wei, if you say that, just pretend that I didn't say what I just said. All this is a conspiracy of the Skrulls. We brothers should unite and not let outsiders' conspiracy drive us apart. The brotherhood between us." Wade immediately changed the subject, pretending that what just happened never happened.
Seeing this situation, Zhang Wei showed a satisfied smile and nodded heavily.
"Yes, that's right, everything is a conspiracy of the Skrulls. We brothers are such just, kind-hearted people with loving hearts, how could we do such evil things."
"Ah, yes, yes, all this was done by the Skrulls. We brothers should unite and deal with the outside world."
After saying that, Zhang Wei and Wade looked at each other and laughed strangely.
"Hey hey hey!"
"Hey hey hey!"
Listening to the terrifying laughter of the two people, Duan Hai and Constantine were covered in hair, as if there were insects crawling on their bodies.
"You two are so shameless." Satan's clone gave Zhang Wei and Wade a thumbs up.
When Zhang Wei and Wade heard this, they raised their heads proudly and said with smiles on their faces, "Thank you for the compliment."
After saying that, Zhang Wei and the two of them burst into weird laughter again, which was very infiltrating.
The Satan clone shook his head helplessly. At this moment, he also understood where he failed to imitate well. He still couldn't say such mean words.
"By the way, good brother Wade, let me introduce to you my new good brother!" At some point, Zhang Wei's nerves returned to normal, and he led Wade towards Constantine and the others.
"These three are your cellmates, the top boss, and our eldest brother respectively." Zhang Wei pointed at Duan Hai, Satan's clone, and Constantine introduced them respectively.
"Where is the top boss? Who is the top boss? Do you still need a bed warmer? I can do anything. I can do anything." Wade immediately rushed to the feet of the Satan clone, hugged his thigh and shouted.
The Satan clone pushed Wade away in disgust, but Wade was like a dead skin plaster, relying on the Satan clone and refusing to let go of his hands.
"That's enough, take your hands off me." Satan's clone became angry, changed back to his own appearance, and shook Wade away with all his strength, causing Wade to roll several times on the ground.
Wade stood up, pointed at the Satan clone and was about to curse, but when he saw his appearance clearly, he immediately changed his attitude.
Taking three steps and two steps at a time, he ran to the feet of Satan's clone, hugged his thigh again, and refused to let go.
"Hello, Lord Satan, I admire you the most. Are you interested in accepting me as your younger brother?"
The Satan clone had a face full of rejection and said firmly, "No, I'm not interested."
"Okay, Lord Satan, since you have accepted me, I will do my best for you until I die." Wade said to himself, making the Satan clone very angry.
"Get out of my way. I have a lot of young men. I don't need you. Get out of here." Satan's clone said angrily and kicked Wade away.
Only this time Wade didn't pounce on the Satan clone.
Instead, he squatted down and drew circles on the ground.
"Draw a circle to curse you!"
Seeing Wade's actions, Satan's clone's face was filled with black lines and he no longer wanted to pay attention to Wade.
"Okay, okay, what are you pretending to be? I'm a DC boss with countless underlings. Why do you want a little brother like you from Marvel?"
"Oh, you don't understand the sorrow of a small person like me. If I had the support of a top DC boss, my life would be much easier!"
Zhang Wei and Wade sang in harmony, which made the Satan clone's face darken, and he slapped the two of them to the ground with his backhand.
But Zhang and Wei didn't care at all. They stood up, dusted themselves off, and walked towards Constantine, who was wearing a black windbreaker, as if nothing had happened.
Seeing the two people walking towards him, Constantine's heart skipped a beat, something bad was about to happen.
"Brother Wade, do you know who this is?" Zhang Wei asked Wade.
"Brother Zhang Wei, I don't know!" Wade responded cooperatively.
Seeing that the style of painting was changing, Constantine resolutely decided to change the style of painting back.
So Constantine said directly, "Wade, right? My name is John Constantine, and I am a demon slayer."
As he spoke, Constantine took off the hood of his windbreaker, revealing his original handsome face.
But as soon as Constantine saw his true appearance, he immediately became excited. He stepped forward to grab his hands and said excitedly, "I didn't expect it was you, John. It's been a long time since I last saw you. You look so young and handsome now." , completely without the vicissitudes of life that I had when I saw you.”
Listening to Wade's words, Constantine thought that he knew his clone from a certain multiverse, so he was ready to nod and answer his words.
But the subsequent conversation between Zhang Wei and Wade made Constantine confused on the spot, letting him know that he had been deceived by Zhang Wei from the beginning.
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