Chapter 1 Lin Fan returns after rebirth

Cat Baiwan and Dog Shiba did not go inside, but were arranged by Yi Qiqi to guard the door.

Whether it's the rules you see on the outside or the rules inside about not splashing, it's not conducive to fighting.

If they come in, they may break the rules.

It is unknown whether it will be just the cheating pet that dies, or whether the contractor will die along with him.

They lived up to expectations and stood in place like statues.

"Brother Dog, please don't move, otherwise you will be dead."

Gou Shiba wanted to cry but had no tears, "Brother Cat, we have four legs and are not dead even though we have four legs, so why do we have to drag us with one leg?"

"Don't talk nonsense, what if?"

Seeing that they were honest, Yi Qiqi didn't care much and turned to look in front of Green Tea's strange figure.

There were countless pieces of meat piled there, so many that they were about to fall.

The arms on Green Tea Weird's body serve as guardrails.

However, precisely because it was being pushed by her hand, the pile of meat was still some distance away from Ichichi and was not enough to reach with her hands.

"Sister, can I pass the meat to you?"

Yi Qiqi did not take the lead in responding to Green Tea's strange and harmless questions about domestic animals, but observed them carefully.

The meat here is as thick as a calf in small ones, and as large as half a human being.

If you reach out to pick it up, you will definitely be unable to hold it and cause too much noise.

After sorting out the details, Yi Qiqi said:

"I can't hold it because it's such a big piece. Just put it in front of me."

Green Tea's strange expression seemed a bit difficult to handle, and he said softly in a very weak manner:

"Then what should I do? You can only put this meat in front of me, I can't, otherwise it will be disrespectful to God."

god……

When he came in, Iqiqi also saw the word god written on the rules.

This word appeared for the first time after the strangeness arrived.

"What does this god mean?"

Ichichi asked curiously.

"How can I know? That's not something a weak woman like me can understand."

It sighed softly, seemingly feeling guilty because it couldn't answer.

Even the dog Shiba outside the door couldn't help but wag his tail twice when he saw it.

"Why is the little rich woman so indifferent to it? Be good, if it is in the wild forest of Blue City, I will definitely go there every day."

Mao Baiwan licked his cat's paw, "Maybe it's because same-sex people repel each other. I've read in human books that S can only be with M, otherwise they will repel each other."

"I didn't expect Brother Cat to like reading."

"Occasionally, I saw same-sex repulsion at Mr. Xue's place. I saw it at the old man's place. I will take you to see it another day."

Yi Qiqi sighed secretly, Green Tea is as lovable as a scumbag, this is an eternal theorem.

"Then you have to help me get the small——"

When she was about to let Green Tea take the small piece of meat, her voice stopped suddenly.

My nerves were stretched to the extreme.

Because of its voice, the full flavor of green tea, and the occasional complaints from cats and dogs.

Let her almost relax.

Take a closer look now.

You will notice that the meat is messy at first, but on top of the small pieces of meat, there are large sloping pieces of meat.

As soon as a small piece is removed, the meat on it will fall off in a chain reaction.

Below is a layer of water stained red with blood, which is easy to overlook because the entire room has the same color tone.

"What are you talking about? Are you going to get some small pieces of meat?"

Green Tea's weird smile is still there, but in Iqiqi's view, that smile is more oozing with murderous intent, as if...

It's like seeing yourself.

Only now the roles are reversed.

Ichichi breathed calmly and reorganized the current situation.

At least one thing is certain, this strange green tea can only act according to its own requirements.

It cannot make its own decisions, that is to say, it cannot frame itself if it keeps its mouth shut.

As for the meat in front of you, you can only take large pieces, never small pieces.

This alone has allowed [-]% of the testers to be declared dead.

Because the large piece of meat seemed to have been filled with water, and it weighed no less than half a man.

At least sixty or seventy pounds.

It's hard to just hold it in your arms, let alone hold it with your hands straight out.

"What's wrong, little sister, do you think this meat is hard to handle? It doesn't matter. Just touch it and I will help you throw it on the table."

Green Tea was so weird that he didn't forget to give Yi Qiqi advice at this time.

Hearing this, Yi Qiqi's eyes lit up, "Just a touch?"

Green Tea Weird immediately showed a look of success and nodded repeatedly.

"Okay, then help me get the big one at the top."

Iqiqi pointed to the pieces of meat on the top, which could only be removed piece by piece from the top.

Green Tea's weird smile became even happier, and without saying a word, he freed up a hand, clasped his fingers together, and took off the meat.

"Come on, little sister, let's touch it."

At this point, it has not forgotten to maintain its acting skills.

It wasn't until Yi Qiqi's fingers touched the flesh that its face instantly turned ferocious.

"Little sister - you are dead!"

The five fingers suddenly released in mid-air.

The huge piece of meat suddenly fell towards the countertop. With such weight, it was only a dozen centimeters above the countertop. Even if Tyson came, he couldn't stop the piece of meat stably.

As long as there is even a little splash of water.

It can enjoy the scene of the fair-skinned and ignorant little girl in front of it being tortured to death!

"I haven't seen this show in years! Hahahahaha——"

"Have you laughed enough? What should I do now?"

"Hahahahaha, it feels so good! It feels so good! The next step is to show... eh?"

Green Tea felt as if a big hand had grabbed its throat, and its arrogant smile disappeared instantly.

The line of sight slowly returned to normal from looking up.

I saw Ichichi's left arm turning into a fish, spitting out globs of water from the fish's mouth.

The water floated in the air, tightly locked the meat, and then gently dropped to the table.

Not to mention splashing water, not even a sound was made.

"What are you showing?"

The smile didn't disappear, it just moved to Yi Qiqi's face.

Seeing its true form revealed, Yi Qiqi felt very happy.

"Place... plate it, and we'll make sashimi."

After looking at the water ball for a while, it barely recovered from its excitement.

There was even more resentment in his eyes.

"Must be sliced, no minced meat."

"Where's the knife?"

"Where did you get the knife? Isn't that what soldiers use?"

Green Tea shrugged strangely, not forgetting to glance around and signal to Yi Qiqi that there was no such thing as a knife here.

Yi Qiqi could only take out his ax from his waist.

"Little sister...you have brought everything..."

I thought she would be forced to tear raw meat with her hands, but eventually died due to timeout.

Unexpectedly, she even brought an axe.

The weirdness of green tea can no longer be solved.

Even without it continuing to speak, Yi Qiqi discovered that there was water in the meat, and if he slashed too hard, there would still be splashes.

Therefore, he thoughtfully summoned Xiaoyu Weiyi and let him enter the water mass, achieving the level of life-chasing strength.

Then use the ax to gently cut off a piece of meat for Iqiqi.

The movements were smooth and fluid, not like cutting human flesh for the first time.

Comparing the two, regardless of appearance, Yi Qiqi looks more like Gui.

"Give me the scale."

"Whoa whoa…"

Green Tea Weird subconsciously took out the scale.

"Hey wait!"

Before it could finish speaking, a small fish snatched it away and weighed it directly.

After one set, his mind was buzzing.

What's going on? Is this person here to do speedrunning?