Rebirth of the Internet: Starting from Games

Chapter 268 Newcomer Training

When was the last time you smoked?third grade?

He remembered that he, Xu Pengkun and a few gangsters secretly took the cigarettes of adults in the family, found a remote grove, and started smoking in disguise.

As if this is an adult.

Looking back on the past, Chen Hao accidentally swallowed the cigarette and coughed for a long time before he recovered.

Asked Lu Tao, "How is your life lately? I heard you finally bought a house?"

"I bought it at the beginning of the year. It's a large flat. Thanks to the boss's generosity, I'm taking the driver's license test now and will drive to and from get off work when I move to the new company."

"That's the result of your own efforts. It has nothing to do with me. By the way, where did you buy the house?"

"Between Jianxiang Bridge and Beichen Bridge, within the Fourth Ring Road, this is what you told me when we were drinking at the annual party."

I'll go to this place, isn't it next to the Bird's Nest?

"Uh, did I say that? Okay" Chen Hao touched his nose. He really didn't have much impression of this, but I guess no one else could tell about this location.

After chatting for a while, a cigarette was burned out. Chen Hao encouraged the other party and left first.

Because he mentioned the Bird's Nest just now, he remembered that this Olympics had just concluded and the next one would be held in the capital.

He quickly called Li Fang and asked her to pay attention to the happenings of the Beijing Olympic Committee and follow up as soon as there was news. He wanted to win relevant sponsorships, such as network portal partners and so on.

Then Chen Hao inspected several departments, chatted and spanked with some senior executives.

This is a way to win over people's hearts and release a little bit of goodwill.

Whether they are ordinary employees or senior executives, the purpose is to make them think that the boss still values ​​them, and that is enough.

When he heard that the personnel department was holding a welcome event, he reluctantly walked over to join in the fun.

Sure enough, before reaching the door, there were bursts of booing and noise inside. It seemed that the atmosphere was very lively.

The human resources department is still okay, leading so many newcomers and they can quickly get along with each other, like he did back then.

Because the scene was so busy, no one noticed when he quietly entered through the back door. Even though several newcomers in the back row later noticed a handsome guy standing next to him, they thought he was a latecomer and didn't pay attention.

Within a few minutes, Chen Hao's original smiling expression disappeared, and his face became as dark as ice.

A Q&A session for newcomers is taking place at the venue.

At first, the questions were relatively normal, nothing more than name, age, whether you have a boyfriend, etc.

As the question gradually deepened, after Sanchu asked it three times, the situation directly reached a climax, with some new and old employees around him booing.

The person who asked the question was the human resources director who was in charge of hosting today. His microphone was almost in the opponent's face, and he stared directly at the opponent with scorching eyes.

The question was answered by a girl who had just joined the company today. Her face was red, she was standing there with her head lowered, her hands intertwined uneasily, a little at a loss, like a little flower swaying in the wind and rain.

Chen Hao squinted his eyes and said nothing, wanting to see what the personnel orientation was like. In his impression, newcomer training was not like this?When did it start going astray?

During the Q&A session, boys were basically asked common questions, but when asked to female colleagues, they ended up asking some sensitive and private questions. Some people pretended to be generous in answering, while others were very embarrassed.

People under the roof had to keep their heads down, and all the new female employees answered more or less privacy-related questions.

After this session, a small number of old people were asked to lead some newcomers to play some social games.

<divclass="contentadv">For example, at the beginning, it was okay to perform a small show by beating drums and passing flowers.

Then a few new and old colleagues were selected to come on stage, and the new and old colleagues who didn't know each other were asked to stand in a line beside each other. According to the host's order, they put their hands on the necks, shoulders and waists of the colleagues of the opposite sex in front.

Gradually, the game began to upgrade, and the style of painting gradually changed. The second game was a game of holding balloons on the chest with an old one and a new one.

When we got to the third step, the human resources manager finished introducing the rules, and there was a lot of discussion in the audience. This is

The rules of the game are that there are five old employees standing on the stage, each with an empty mineral water bottle tied in front of their waist. Five new female employees will be drawn on the spot to open the mineral water bottles. No hands are allowed.

The supervisor selected four pretty girls on the stage in succession. His eyes were searching everywhere for the prey. For the last one, he pointed to a pair of handsome men and beauties on the right.

"That's you." He thought about the other person's information in his mind. This couple was a couple in school, so this would be exciting.

It’s not like we haven’t had similar experiences before, but the final outcome was calm and calm. After all, the children who have just graduated from school are very honest.

The girl who was named looked a little pale. As soon as she took a step forward, she found her hand being held by her boyfriend, "Don't go."

She shook her head at the other party and said, "It's okay. We finally joined this company. We'll just be patient and get over it. Don't be impulsive."

After saying that, Beiqi bit her lower lip, decisively shook off her boyfriend's hand and walked over.

I watched my girlfriend squatting and kneeling on the waist of a strange man, trying to unscrew the bottle cap through her mouth.

This boy, who was usually very introverted, couldn't bear it anymore, and his face turned red with anger.

"That's enough!" He seemed to have yelled out all the courage in his life. After yelling, he ran to the stage and pulled his girlfriend up distressedly.

"Are you sure this is called a welcome event? These games are allegedly vulgar and insulting to personality. In my impression, Century Zongheng creates happiness for players and generously donates money to users in need. It is a company with feelings, strength and ambition.

But what did I see?Is this the quality of Century Zongheng’s employees?It's really not as civilized as meeting each other. Let's see their true colors clearly.It’s like they smooth out our blood and edges when we don’t understand the situation, so that we can be continuously exploited by them! "

After saying that, some new employees in the audience started buzzing with discussion.

The supervisor looked at Cheng Yaojin who came out of nowhere. Instead of getting angry, a half-smile appeared on his face, "You are Xiao Qi, right? I've seen your resume. It's a good resume. You graduated from a prestigious university and had good academic results." , Oh, it seems that he is still the president of the student union of your school?

In fact, these things are worthless in my eyes!After all, you are still young, just out of school, and don’t know the dangers of society and the complexity of human nature. I am also from your age, and I understand your feelings very well. "

As he spoke, he no longer looked at the young man named Qi, but at all the newly hired employees in front of him, as if he had come before and said, "Today's welcome event is for your own good. Maybe you have heard of it The first step to becoming an actor is to liberate your nature. In fact, the principle is similar to the activities of newcomers like us today.

Only by breaking through your previous cognitive bottom line can you discover how simple and harmonious communication with colleagues and leaders will be in the future.

After getting to know your old colleagues in depth, working together will achieve twice the result with half the effort.

Integrate into the workplace and society faster. "

As he spoke, his tone increased, "Otherwise, what do you think you are doing here in Century Zongheng? Playing house? Don't get along well with your colleagues and leaders, and just work dully? Then you will be a brick-and-mortar for the rest of your life.

In the future, you may encounter situations where you, who cannot drink, encounter a client who forces you to drink; your boss must complete the over-the-top tasks for you today, and you are not allowed to leave until you complete them; a greasy uncle touches you just because he It's Party A's father, so you have to flatter him.Which thing is more difficult than this today?

Remember, you are no longer the young ladies in the ivory tower, but cubs who have just entered the big forest of society and have no ability to protect themselves. Here I give you eight words: survival of the fittest, survival of the fittest. ! "

These words directly silenced the people below, and the audience was completely silent.