Pirate: I am Wang Lufei

Chapter 302 Uta’s refreshing drink

Luffy let Uta hold him, his soft cheeks pressed against Luffy's face, and his two ponytails, one on the left and the other on the right, were caught in Luffy's hands.

"If it could be resolved earlier, the people of Alabasta would be relieved of their suffering earlier." Uta murmured.

"Weiwei can also smile earlier."

"Then... let's work hard together..."

"Although Uta is very kind, if you can't hold on, I will definitely interrupt you." Luffy said.

"This is a team-based mission. Even if Uta shows off and opens up a large-scale dream world, if we can't keep up, there's nothing we can do. The pressure for not keeping up will be on the rest of us."

Luffy said that the most important thing is the calculation problem. Nami and Luffy need to collect enough calculations in the dream. This cannot be solved by Uta showing off millions of square kilometers.

"I know~" Uta said in a long voice.

"Brother stinky, does my sister still need your education?" Uta said angrily.

"Yes, sister Uta doesn't need it." Luffy nodded and rubbed his back a little uncomfortably. Uta was wearing a sports undershirt, which was stiff and quite uncomfortable.

Uta felt that Luffy was perfunctory, so he raised his arm to his neck, and then pulled back hard.

"Luffy's tone is too perfunctory!"

"You're going to die, let go quickly, sister, private fish!" Luffy opened his eyes wide in response, then stuck out his tongue, and licked Uta's arm mischievously.

People's physiques are different. There were such differences in the last world. In this world, the differences are even greater. Luffy's tongue can be extended very long, and when it is extended, it can touch his own. The chin, but Luffy thought it was disgusting, so he never stretched it.

Nowadays, it's okay to make Uta feel sick, so Luffy stretched out his tongue and licked Uta's arm.

"Hey, it's so dirty!"

Uta was frightened and threw Luffy away, then rubbed his arm against Luffy's body in disgust.

"Luffy is not allowed to do such disgusting actions!" Uta taught him again and again.

"Oh." He nodded honestly.

"Dream, dream... you can do it when you're in a dream." Uta added without confidence.

Luffy didn't react for a while, but then he recalled that he had licked Uta in the dream. Because it was a dream, Luffy basically couldn't remember it.

"I won't lick it, I can't remember it anyway!" Luffy said plausibly.

But I also know in my heart that I will still be a dog licker when I should be a dog licker. After all, Luffy is happy now, so what if Luffy suffers in the future.

He is such a character.

After finishing chatting with Uta about colors, they both started doing morning exercises.

After finishing morning classes, we had lunch. The lunch meal was cooked by Nuo Qigao and the chefs. The long table was filled with sumptuous dishes.

Robin had already put on the maid's costume. Vivi's chair suddenly moved backwards, but two hands appeared on the ground and moved the chair away.

"What a scary ability..." Weiwei sat down uncomfortably.

"You have to adapt as soon as possible. After all, my current identity is your maid." Robin said calmly from his position.

"Suddenly growing hands..." Guina paid attention to Robin's strength, thinking that this was a very tricky ability, but she didn't know what her wrist strength was.

"Nokigao... why are they all red?" Luffy asked Nokigao hesitantly, holding the chopsticks and looking at the food.

Looking around, the dining table was all red, and even the green vegetables were stained with a substance similar to red oil.

Did this guy add that super chili sauce?

"The red color is so appetizing."

Uta didn't know anything about TABASCO chili sauce. The food made by Nozhico had never been bad, so she took her chopsticks with confidence.

Luffy schemingly waited for Uta to eat him first before touching the chopsticks. Uta didn't have the foundation to eat spicy food. Her taste was on the sweet side, so if there were chili peppers, it would be difficult for her to tolerate it.

Luffy waited for a moment, Uta covered his mouth and sighed deliciously as always.

"I made it red to celebrate the defeat of the enemy and the imminent peace in Alabasta. Luffy is so rude. He deliberately waited for Uta to eat him first before eating!"

Nuoqi snorted heavily and said.

I also feel that pepper is really Luffy’s weakness.

Only then did Uta realize that Luffy didn't start eating directly as usual.

"Maybe you're afraid that your sister will put the chili pepper in?" Nami said, recalling the fight between Luffy and Nokigao yesterday.

That bottle of chili sauce called Tabasco is hell hot chili sauce, the kind that can make people breathe fire. I don’t know how Nokki would want to touch chili sauce.

Everyone has similar tastes, and there is no basis for spicy food.

Nami also doesn’t think Nochigo would deliberately try to develop chili-flavored cuisine.

Luffy moved his chopsticks, and found that he was indeed right. The red ones were all tomatoes and some strange local vegetables.

"It's all Nozomi's fault for looking at Tabasco for no reason!" Luffy said plausibly.

Then eat it with a piece of cactus.

The food in the desert has something unique. It was also the first time for Luffy to eat something like a cactus. It was so delicious, crisp and refreshing, with plenty of juice.

"As a chef, it's not normal to be good at all the spices!" Noqigao said.

"Yeah-" Luffy suddenly thought.

"What's wrong?" Dasqi asked.

"Last time I was in Shuangyue Village, I forgot to find a master to make a kitchen knife for Nokigao. Aren't they a knife-forging family? They should be able to find a way to make a kitchen knife that is as fast as a knife, right?"

Dasqi almost burst out, "Second Lieutenant! What do you think of the famous sword!"

If there were a famous knife in the style of a kitchen knife... Dasqi thought for a moment, it would be too strange.

"As long as it's useful, it'll be fine." Luffy found it hard to understand someone like Daschi who was a knife fanatic.

No matter what grade of weapon it is, it is ultimately made by humans. It is just something that is convenient, as long as it is easy to use.

If a gun is easy to use, use a gun. If a sword is easy to use, use a sword. When you should use your fist, use your fist.

If you specialize in swordsmanship, your sword skills will be reduced by more than half. If you specialize in fists, you can't break through the defense quickly even after hundreds of punches.

"Kuina, can you forge a sword?" Luffy asked the kimono girl beside him.

"I haven't learned anything. I've been practicing swordsmanship and haven't learned that." Kuina said.

"I can just use the kitchen knives on the market. There is no need to use a kitchen knife that is too good." Noqigao said.

She never thought that Luffy would think of such a thing and build her an exclusive kitchen knife?

Still at the level of a famous sword...

"It will be easier to cook with a sharp kitchen knife. You can make a good set of kitchen utensils. I'll call back next time to ask and I'll deliver it by courier." Luffy said.

"A kitchen knife among famous swords, hehe..." Luffy thought about this scene.

"..." Nuo Qi held her forehead and turned her head.

"Nogigao, what's wrong?"

Nami asked.

"I'm a little touched..." Noqigao said.

In fact, it's because Luffy said nice things now, and what to do with Tricky Gu later? He's too soft-hearted to do anything.

"Really, are you touched? Then, you can praise me."

Luffy smiled, but in Nokiko's eyes, this smile made her think of something bad. After all, being touched by Luffy, although it was very satisfying, but...

"Hurry up and eat!"

Nuoqi banged the bowl and sighed.

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"It's a good supplement. I feel too energetic now..." Luffy patted his belly.

Uta was also holding a big piece of meat and eating it with relish. The sharp tiger teeth bit into the meat, just like a predator like a saber-toothed tiger, tearing off the artery of the prey with a gentle pull.

She's going to use her full power today, so try to eat as much as possible.

"A special meal to replenish physical strength. Uta will do something very physically demanding next, right?" Noqigao said.

Robin's eyes turned and he crossed his hands to use his abilities. Several wheat-colored arms rose up from the table, clearing the table.

In two or three strokes, all the dishes and chopsticks are sorted and arranged.

"Awesome!" Nami and Nokigao exclaimed.

It feels very skilled.

“With this ability, I feel like I can do many things at once!”

Uta thought for a moment, he could be a band by himself!

Other people's abilities are so unique and damning, can't they just eat a few more Devil Fruits?

"When I was little, I would use this ability to clean up the house..." Robin smiled, but then his smile faded.

Because those are not happy memories.

Robin had no feelings for that home or the people in the town.

Memories of childhood are gray. Only when reading in the Tree of Omniscient can one have a moment of peace and color.

"Eat up and get to work!"

Uta stood up, stretched out, and lifted up his short clothes. Lu Fei looked up and saw the hem of the black sports lining, perfectly imprisoning the milk tea, preventing it from shaking freely to avoid spillage.

Uta heard the huge gray energy contained in Robin's voice. She, the fan, used to...

Putting these things aside for now, Uta will not have too much contact with Robin.

Before the Alabasta incident ended, she was undoubtedly the guilty party, and she should be the same after the incident.

Uta, Nami, Vivi, and Luffy gathered in the small room, preparing to enter the dream world.

"A super drink to cheer you up." Nuo Qi came in with a very red hot drink.

The hot drink had been sitting there for some time and was covered with a lid, with the straw exposed and placed in front of everyone.

"What is it?" Luffy picked up a cup, not seeing anything from the appearance.

"These are for Uta to drink. If you want, drink some milk."

Nokigao gave a small hint, for the sake of Luffy still thinking about getting her a good kitchen knife.

In addition to preparing Uta's special drink, she also prepared a large amount of milk, thinking that it would relieve Uta's pain.

"I want to have a taste too!"

Luffy has no resistance to delicious food. After all, eating is also a wonderful enjoyment.

Especially in a world where you can eat as much as you want without getting fat.

He grabbed a glass without ceremony and bit into the straw.

Uta held the cup in both hands, her cherry-pink mouth perfectly accommodated the straw, and took a small sip.

Nami and Weiwei were not going to drink it, after all, it was for Uta.

They picked up the milk.

Luffy felt something was wrong as soon as he took a sip. This was not something like milk tea and sugar water. This thing was clearly a prank prop used to harm people!

It has terrifying power that can kill you!

When the tongue came into contact with the liquid, the warm senses were the first to feel the warmth, and then there was a burning tearing sensation as if the tongue had been scalded by magma.

"!!!"

The body responded immediately, it was burning, it was about to spit fire, and the whole throat was about to be burned!

They saw Luffy and Uta, their facial expressions quickly turned red, their eyes were burning, and their skin was covered with fine beads of sweat.

"What's wrong?" Nami and Weiwei asked together.

Their bodies had a rejection reaction.

"so spicy!!!"

A man and a woman shouted loudly at the same time, and there was a burning sensation in the air, as if fire was shooting out of their throats.

"Ahhhh!!!"

Luffy felt like his body was boiling.

Nokigao handed the milk to both of them at the same time.

"How about it, a perfect cheer-up series!" Nuoqi said happily.

Luffy, got tricked!

"Too much stamina!!!"

Uta gurgled and buried her mouth in the milk.

"It's chili pepper, what a scary chili pepper!!!" She burst into tears for a moment.

"Noggio is so scary!"

"You can't blame me, this is the most refreshing thing under the Sleepless Mushroom!" Noqigao said.

She was in a good mood because Luffy had been tricked.

When the chili peppers hit her, Nokigao was instantly satisfied when she saw him screaming.

"Nogigao is so bad. You put the chili pepper without telling me!" Luffy looked at Nogigao with tears in his eyes from the heat.

The guilt in Nokigao's heart suddenly surged.

So... so cute!

"You can't blame me. If you don't drink, you'll be fine. I already told you that this is a prop prepared for Uta." Noqigao said angrily.

"I don't care, anyway, I will remember this grudge!" Luffy stared at Nokigao fiercely.

"Obviously I still want to help you cook better..."

"Okay, I know I was wrong!" Nuo Qigao crossed her arms, making the milk tea even more abrupt.

"Indeed, I am very energetic now. This thing is so refreshing..."

Uta rested for a while. Coupled with the effect of milk, Uta vented the stamina of the chili pepper, and secretly determined that this thing is too scary. Never use this thing to refresh yourself in the future!

"Uta, don't force yourself, that's really spicy pepper water!" Luffy said.

With Uta singing softly, everyone arrived in the dream world.

What follows is a mirroring of reality, a mirroring of reality with St. Dinh as a reference.

The dream world continued to expand, and Uta soon became sleepy. She hurriedly drank the chili water, feeling her taste buds being attacked crazily by capsaicin.

His sleepy eyes suddenly brightened.

but……

Uta still couldn't unfold the entire island into a dream.

"It's the limit..."