Pirate: I am Wang Lufei
Chapter 348 Can you capture the heroine by relying on barbecue?
Chapter 348 Can you capture the heroine by relying on barbecue?
The animals picked a lot of fruits and put them on a stone. Fluffy opened his mouth and spit out barbecue grills and charcoal blocks.
After seeing the barbecue grill and charcoal blocks, the eyes of the animals on the side changed their shapes, showing frightened expressions.
"Don't you want to eat meat?" Crowsuke swallowed and asked them cautiously.
"Is there any problem with this?" Uta asked in confusion.
"ah--"
The animals ran away in panic and collapse, especially the wild boar with a trumpet mouth. In the panic, it hit a stone and fainted.
"Why are you guys reacting like this?" Nuo Qigao was holding a bag of pork and asked in confusion.
"Because you eat meat..." Mobangbi explained.
"But, eating meat is normal. Don't you guys eat meat?" Weiwei was surprised, "There is also an ecological chain on your island, right?"
"We are all vegetarians. There are no meat-eating animals on this island." said the parrot.
Luffy and Uta were shocked.
“Don’t even eat meat?!!!”
"Can you grow up without eating meat? Forget about animals, Mobambi is a human, right?" Luffy asked in shock.
"I have always been vegetarian on the island." Mobangbi told his recipe.
"What about the Qilin Lion?" Guina couldn't believe it.
"He is our king, how can he eat meat?"
"..."
"Well, the rule on this island is to be vegetarian..."
Nokigao looked at the circle of small animals hiding behind stones and trees, then looked at the ingredients he had just taken out, and then looked at Luffy with questioning eyes.
"I want to eat meat, and my preferences will not change because of anyone, let alone a group of animals."
Luffy glanced at the animals. Are you kidding me? I'm not a vegetarian.
"We won't eat your food, but we do want to eat meat, so..."
Uta glanced at Luffy and then at these fearful little animals.
She was originally prepared to endure her desires and become a vegetarian for the time being, but Luffy chose to eat meat. She also loved eating meat, so she decisively chose the meat side.
Nokigao put the meat on the barbecue grill and picked up some steel thorns to skewer the meat and grill it.
Because of the picnic, Nokigao prepared a large amount of meat, which made Luffy's mouth water. This scene was much richer than the Maozi barbecue he had seen before.
It’s so satisfying.
The little animals watched them barbecue from a distance with some fear.
Noqigao brushed the homemade sauce on the meat, and the aroma suddenly burst out.
"Too cruel!"
“But it tastes so good~”
"That's your kind!"
“But it smells good~”
Nuo Qigao flipped the barbecue, and soon the oil was sizzling, the meat turned golden brown, the skin was crispy and the meat was tender.
Even the little animals that don't eat meat can't help but start drooling.
"How do you feel? We are like snakes tempting them to fall..." Uta said unbearably, covering his heavy conscience.
"Just tell me whether you want to eat or not~" Luffy said close to Uta, then handed her a piece of barbecue.
"Then I'll definitely eat it." Uta bit down with a groan, then chewed.
“Delicious~”
"Here you go, beef kidney." Nokigao held up a pair of chopsticks, clamped the beef kidney and handed it to Luffy.
Do you mean something to me?
Luffy thought as he ate it in one bite.
Noki held up the chopsticks and pinched Luffy's tongue again, her eyes becoming charming.
"How's it going? Is it delicious?"
"good to eat…"
Luffy felt that Nokigao was taking advantage of the opportunity and playing a prank, but the barbecue was delicious, so he didn't care.
The corners of Nokigao's mouth raised, and she hummed Uta's ditty. Uta was beating the time for her, and happily sang a cappella with the microphone.
Along with the music, the small animals who were originally afraid of eating meat began to move closer to Uta involuntarily, and Mobangbi's throat moved.
It smells really good.
He had almost forgotten what it felt like to eat meat.
"Want to eat?" Uta asked Mobangbi holding a skewer.
"I...I..." Mobangbi glanced at the animals around him.
"I will not betray anyone!" Mobangbi took an apple and bit it hard.
"Okay, Noki is tall enough for me to play with, and I want to barbecue too!"
Luffy watched those golden chicken wings being fiddled and turned over by Nozhiko at will, revealing golden oil and water.
Now not only are my eyes greedy, my hands are also itchy and I want to start grilling meat!
Nokigao stood aside slightly, leaving a space for Luffy.
Uta got tired after singing for a while, then took out the music box and played her own song.
Wisps of smoke rose straight into the sky.
The little animals lay beside them, happily feeling the breeze blowing through the grass and the blue sky and white clouds.
[I want to be on an island full of nature, with big grasslands and mountains, and surrounded by some magical and cute animals. I want to make delicious food for my boyfriend in such an environment and watch him. Showing a happy expression after eating good food, this is an ideal day...]
I didn't expect it to come true so soon...
Nokigao took a bunch of mushrooms for Luffy to eat, and their limbs were slightly touching each other.
"I want to eat Luffy's grilled chicken legs!" Uta stuck his head out from the side.
"No~" Luffy handed her the iron sign, and Uta chewed it twice before showing a disgusted face.
"It's still raw inside!"
"Uh uh... I see that the surface is already golden and sizzling with oil!" Luffy said plausibly.
"Luffy turned over too quickly. You have to wait before turning over." Nokigao instructed.
"Damn it, sooner or later I will have the invincible barbecue skills that will make girls fall in love at first sight!"
"What is that? So weird~" Uta and Nami couldn't help but laugh.
"Just after eating someone else's barbecue, the girl will be directly attracted to him, and eventually the relationship will develop naturally, and he will become the heroine's invincible skill. This is what is written in the novels and biographies of explorers."
"That girl must be a foodie!"
"Are there people who are attracted to barbecue?" Weiwei couldn't understand.
"Who knows, being able to barbecue is also a shining point, and it is easy to attract people if you have shining points." Luffy said.
<divclass="contentadv">"Is Luffy's barbecue ready?" Nami asked.
"Try this?" Luffy handed a bunch of chicken wings to Nami.
"Generally, it seems that Luffy can't attract girls by asking people to eat meat." Nami said, holding her iron fork horizontally and gently biting her wing.
"Damn it - I can learn it, Nuoqi Higher Education will teach me!"
"What is wrong with it?" Nokigao took a bunch of Luffy's grilled meat and tasted it, analyzing Luffy's shortcomings.
"Is there such a big difference between Luffy's BBQ and Nokiko's BBQ? They both have the same seasonings and food, right?"
Weiwei also curiously leaned over and took a bite.
"I want to try it too. Is there a big gap between Major's barbecue strength and combat strength?" Dasqi took a few skewers of barbecue and shared them with Guina.
They ate from behind. Luffy was correcting the shortcomings and it tasted a little better. "It's okay."
"That's because we were there~" Uta shook his head, "When I tasted it, it was still raw inside. I have to thank Uta for correcting the shortcomings. Thank you Uta!"
"Thank you Uta~"
"It's not enough, it's missing some titles, it's not sincere!"
Uta's mouth was raised to the sky, his hands were on his hips, and he hummed proudly. His beautiful waistline was unscrupulously exposed in the air, constantly showing off his charm.
"Thank you, sister Uta~"
"Hehehe, with Uta's help, it's not impossible to make your barbecue skills more attractive to girls." Uta half-opened one eye and said playfully.
"Can I give you a barbecue to attract Uta?" Luffy handed the barbecue to Uta and asked.
"I am reluctantly attracted to you and will be your heroine."
Uta took a small bite, and then showed a disgusted face.
"Not as tall as Nuoqi."
"Damn it, you're all spoiled by Nuo Qi Gao!" Luffy was angry.
Mobangbi couldn't help but laugh while watching their fight, and then the laughter gradually spread to the little animals, and then the laughter spread all over the place.
……
"Lots of horned animals!"
An inappropriate adult male voice sounded.
The three men looked at the small animals and Luffy who were having a picnic, mainly the small animals.
The man in the middle is wearing a yellow cloak, with a fiery red comb head, a horse face, and a blue shirt. He holds a violin in his hand and is looking at the animals around Luffy with greedy eyes.
The two people next to him were fat and thin, and there was nothing special about them. He seemed to be a swordsman, carrying a sword with a strange handle on his back. The fat one... I should say he looked like a dog, and he wore an ornament similar to a dog collar around his neck. He is extremely large, with a gorilla-like build, and extremely thick arms.
Apparently, they were attracted by the smoke rising from the picnic and barbecue.
"They all gathered together, and I happened to catch them all in one go!"
An animal recognized them and began to chirp. The parrot relayed on his behalf, "They are the ones who controlled the horn-eating monsters! I saw that man controlling the horn-eating monsters with his violin. Those creatures They are grass-eating, horned creatures, they simply don’t like them, far from being able to attack them!”
"With a violin?" Uta's eyes glanced at the violin in the man's hand.
"Who are you?"
Nami questioned.
"Do you think I will tell you? I am the world's number one genius scientist, Lord Bart!"
Batla, who was holding the violin, said to herself.
"I am the strongest hot dog general in the world!" the strong man with a sinister face said, clenching his fists.
"Pirates will be scared when they hear the name of my rabid hot dog!"
"I am the most handsome man in the world, President Viper!" The thin swordsman also called out his nickname.
Dasqi took out a stack of bounty tickets from his arms and flipped through them, "Major, they are not pirates."
"Ha~ Pirate? How could I be such a low-level creature? I am the greatest zoologist in the world." Batra said with disdain.
"Anyway, humans, just go aside and don't interfere with me!"
As Batla held the violin across her shoulder, she pulled the bowstring with her other hand.
Accompanied by the sound of the violin, the earth trembled.
"He's going to summon the Horneaters again, and he's using that violin to summon them!"
Mobangbi said loudly.
Uta frowned. The violin is a stringed instrument with four strings. The friction between the strings and the bow produces vibrations. The vibrations are then transmitted to the back plate through the sound pillars in the resonance box. The resonance generated by these parts emits a harmonious and bright sound. She listened carefully to the music produced by the violin, and then observed Batra's movements. It only took her two seconds to see through how he controlled the horn-eating monster.
The trees in the distance collapsed one after another, and the forest was being destroyed. Those groups of horn-eating monsters directly smashed the big trees with their hard heads and rushed straight to the source of the sound.
Uta took out the microphone and started humming his own song. The spreading rhythm directly interrupted Batra's rhythm. Before it was over, the horn-eating monsters gradually moved closer to Uta.
Uta directly seized control of the horn-eating monster.
"Damn it, who are you!" Bartla didn't expect that something like this would happen again. Someone could actually interfere with his control of the horn-eating monster, and he was furious for a moment.
"Uta, hey hey, it's Uta, Uta's song!" Mad Dog Hot Dog and Viper CEO said Uta's name with an idiotic look on their faces.
"How disgusting... We are the navy!" Dasqi took out his officer's ID card and showed it to them.
"What? You are the navy?" Batla was shocked on the spot. She didn't expect to encounter the navy on such a deserted island. If they don't patrol the sea and fight against pirates, what are they doing here!
The other two people were so frightened that they immediately joined the group, "Master Bart, let's run away quickly!"
"Indeed, let's run away...no!"
As soon as Bartla packed up her gifts and prepared to leave, she discovered a blind spot.
"Why are we running away?"
"Don't we need to run away?" Mad Dog Hot Dog scratched his head in confusion.
"Idiot, of course there is no need to run away! We are not pirates, I am a noble scholar!"
Bartla said angrily.
"Huh, so what about the navy? What law did I break? No matter it's the king's law or the government law, it doesn't say that I can't hunt animals." Bartla arranged her tie slowly.
"Even if I collect animal horns and drive other animals to attack these small animals, you can't arrest me!" Batla said confidently.
"That's true..." Dasqi was speechless for a moment.
This is not a battle between humans, but between humans and animals.
"Why is this..." Mobambi and the other little animals looked at Uta with tears in their eyes.
"Uta——"
"Uh..." Uta scratched her head. She was from the human camp, but these animals were too humane. She felt that these animals were also her friends.
"Although your behavior of attacking animals is not illegal, you also attacked the navy, right?"
Luffy said slowly while eating barbecue.
"We were attacked by horn-eating monsters when we first landed on the island. We thought it was just a group of crazy animals, but this group of animals seems to be controlled by you."
Luffy chewed his bones and said.
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