Why is the system dad angry again?

Chapter 8: Coquettish boys have the best life

Maybe it was because the way he said "hoo" was so cute, the system couldn't help but clench his fist to hold the slightly raised corner of his mouth. In an instant, his father's love overflowed, and he suppressed the rising tone and said, "Yes, boo as you want." Going back?"

Lin Tangzhou's originally cute little expression suddenly became alert, like a puppy that had been deprived of its food, and he doubted: "Isn't it a chargeable item?"

The system deliberately wanted to tease him and directly changed the items that were not originally intended to be charged to charged. He couldn't help laughing and said: "Yes, one hundred points once."

Lin Tangzhou looked at the lonely [-] points in his backpack, his little face wrinkled and he started acting coquettishly again, and his voice was sticky: "My good system, I'm almost broke, you can send me back for free! "

The system looked at the ten or twenty zero points on its screen, and a hint of joking flashed in its eyes: "No, it's not easy for our system to earn points!"

"Ah?" After drinking, Lin Tangzhou's mind couldn't turn around for a moment. He said dullly: "Then is this your salary?"

The system raised an eyebrow and said, "Yes."

Lin Tangzhou said: "Without salary, will you not be able to afford food?"

The system suppressed a smile and said, "Yes."

Lin Tangzhou squatted directly on the deserted road, holding his knees and drawing circles on the ground. His tone was as aggrieved as he wanted: "Well, in order to prevent me from exhausting myself, I will not let my system dad If you starve to death, you can take the hundred points!”

When he said this, it was as if what he had taken away was not a hundred points, but his life.

"..." The system dad couldn't bear it anymore. He bit his hand and suppressed his laughter. For a moment, his heart seemed to be touched by something. He suddenly felt that the drunk host was too easy to bully. , cute and pitiful.

Lin Tangzhou felt that his mind was getting more and more dizzy. He didn't even know what he was talking about. What he was talking about was just nonsense.

"System dad? My golden finger? Why didn't you reply to me? Did you abandon me because you disliked me for being poor? Wuwuwu..."

"Tongzi, I can't live without you! Tongzi! You have to be good! Tongzi..."

"No, I have to go back to redeem my multi-million-dollar grand prize! I can't give up on myself like this, I want to make money and make a lot of money!"

The more he talked, the more confused he became. Even when he stood up, he was shaky. It felt like he could fall to the ground if he wasn't careful.

The system dad couldn't stand it any longer. He passed directly through the huge screen in the system space, and the silver screen trembled like water ripples.

"Warning! Warning! System agent Lu Zhuo... left his post without authorization...!"

Lu Zhuo pointed at the loudspeaker in the system space that kept emitting warning sounds, narrowed his eyes slightly, and said coldly: "You talk a bit too much."

System background processor:...(:3_ヽ)_Dad, I was wrong!

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Lin Tangzhou didn't know how he came back, but when he saw that 50 points were missing from the system backpack, he had some guesses in his mind. He gritted his teeth and said: "Dog system, did you deduct my points?"

The system sneered and said: "If there is something wrong with the system dad, then there is nothing wrong with the dog system, right? I don't know who squatted pitifully on the street yesterday and begged me to send him back!"

"Oh, really?" Lin Tangzhou felt a little guilty. He had a problem. He had a habit of losing consciousness after drinking. He would go crazy when he drank, and then he would forget all about it when he woke up the next day.

The system added: "Originally, I should have charged you [-] points, but I gave you a temporary discount. After all, our poor little host is broke."

No, why does this sound so sinister?When did his system become like this?

Lin Tangzhou really wondered if he was talking nonsense when he was drunk. The system spoke with anger.

"System dad, did you say something when you were drunk last night?"

"Ha!" The system sneered.

Lin Tangzhou was sure that he must have said something outrageous to offend the father of the system. As a man who is capable of bending and stretching, he must dare to take responsibility for making mistakes.

"System daddy, I was wrong!" Lin Tangzhou directly simulated a villain in his mind, and gave the system a set of sliding knees that surrounded him in all directions.

The system was a little helpless, and he had no choice but to use his own host.

Lin Tangzhou thought about what happened last night, rubbed his hands with a flattering look on his face and said, "System dad, can you do me a little favor?"

System: "Say!"

Lin Tangzhou smiled obscenely and said, "Can you help me monitor the male protagonist's side? Our system father is so omnipotent, this must be just a trivial matter!"

The system raised its lips and said happily: "Okay, fifty points."

Lin Tangzhou's happy mood disappeared because of the cruel fifty points. He muttered in his heart. It seemed that he could only use the old method, "System dad, my good system, how could your 37-degree mouth say such cold words?" ?”

The system raised its eyebrows slightly and said, "You said that the system is just a bunch of cold data."

"Nonono!" Lin Tangzhou shook his head and said, "You run it at more than 37 degrees, right? For example, my computer can be used as a hand warmer in winter."

The system was rendered speechless by his jumping thoughts. He raised his forehead and said, "That's because the heat dissipation is not good."

wrong!The topic went off the rails. Lin Tangzhou quickly shook his head to get rid of the smoking system in his mind, and returned to the topic: "System dad, please help me!"

The system felt dizzy when it heard him acting coquettishly. While it wanted to turn off the sound, it also felt that the host's coquettish behavior was becoming more and more natural.

The same goes for Lin Tangzhou. Ever since he discovered that he could get some benefits by acting coquettishly on the system, he would act coquettishly whenever something was in doubt.

System rubbed his swollen temples and sighed: "Just this once!"

"Okay!" The prostitution was successful. Lin Tangzhou almost jumped up with excitement, and then said with a cute face: "System dad is so good, I like system dad the most!"

system:"……"

Just when Lin Tangzhou was practicing happily and waiting for good news from the system, the man in the system space suddenly received a message.

[Space-time Administration Violation Warning: Space-time Manager No. 1111 Lu Zhuo, due to leaving his post without authorization during the mission, will be punished as follows: 1 points will be deducted, and his position in the book group system will be suspended for three days. During this period, AI No. 888 will be temporarily Take over. 】

As soon as he received the message, Jiu Mengzi sent him a message to ridicule him.

"Hahahahahahaha, Lu Zhuo, what's going on with you? You actually have to be punished one day! I'm laughing so hard. Please tell me how you did it. Tell me and let me have fun!"

Lu Zhuo's face darkened. He had no intention of replying to that bastard's message. Instead, he licked his back molars and had already thought about how to find someone to settle the accounts with when he returned to the management office later.

Jiu Mengzi, who was performing a mission at the Space-Time Management Bureau, felt a chill on his back as soon as he finished mocking Lu Zhuo. However, he remembered that he was performing a mission in another space, so he unscrupulously mocked Lu Zhuo again.

Lu Zhuo didn't even look at his message and directly blocked the person. Then he looked at Lin Tangzhou who was meditating on the screen. After hesitating for a while, he finally said: "I have to be away for a few days. Other systems will come. Substitute."

"Ah?" Lin Tangzhou didn't react for a moment. What did he mean by leaving for a few days?

He said dullly: "Do you have other hosts in the system? Is your business so busy? How many people have you brought with you?"

Lu Zhuo inexplicably felt the complicated emotion of being asked if there were other dogs outside.

His voice was a little softer and he said: "No..."

Then he paused, kept rubbing his fingers, and added in an awkward voice: "I only brought you one host." It was also the first host.

"Oh!" Lin Tangzhou disagreed, waving his hand and saying, "Then you go early and come back early!"

When Lu Zhuo was about to leave, he heard Lin Tangzhou shouting: "Wait a minute!"

He paused and waited quietly for Lin Tangzhou's next words, but he couldn't help but look forward to what he would say.

Lin Tangzhou said excitedly: "Don't forget to help me tell the next system about monitoring the male protagonist!"

Lu Zhuo: "..."

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