When I am reborn in Hong Kong, I just want to lie down

"Taiwanese girl has long legs, hooks big fish", "Girls are not lonely", "The most beautiful girl seduces the soul"

"Brother Bu, look what they said is so unpleasant." Xiaoxian was shaking Li Bu's hand, losing his temper.

Li Bu looked at the tabloid on the coffee table, picked it up and read a few pictures. It showed her entering and leaving a high-end apartment, and also said that she was being kept, and that there was a Xiangjiang Wei Shui guy behind her, but he didn't mention her by name. Many young and middle-aged people They all like her, and the reports are exaggerated.

She saw Li Bu watching with great interest and laughing from time to time, which made her even more depressed. She turned away angrily, curled her lips, rolled her eyes, and was angry alone.

Li Bu noticed that the living room suddenly became quiet, and he saw that Xiaoxian, who was ignoring him, was doing one of her classic moves, putting down the newspaper, moving behind her, and hugging her.

"Xiao Xian, look, so many newspapers have reported your news, which shows that you have really become famous. After the release in the Southern Dynasties and Island Countries, everyone there is chasing you, and in Southeast Asia, no one knows about you now. I don’t know.”

"Then they can't say that. It's so embarrassing."

"Have you ever heard that people are famous? Look at Ah Zhen and Ah Xia, why didn't anyone say anything about them? They also made a few movies back then and became popular in Hong Kong, Macao, Taiwan, Japan, Korea and Southeast Asia, and they didn't see any tabloid reports. Or you? More popular than them." Li Bu began to comfort him.

"Brother Bu, I don't want them to report like this. I'll cosplay with you tonight, okay? Don't let them talk nonsense." This pretty girl knows how to negotiate terms, but Li Bu just accepts this.

"You don't have to wait until night, you can do it now, haha..."

Since the last time he watched a movie, Li Bu brought a full set of costumes from Blue Star Pictures that night and started cosplaying. Afterwards, Li Bu found that this kind of cosplay was more exciting and fun, and he became deeply addicted. .

"No, it's broad daylight. Hmm, where did you get these clothes?" She screamed when she saw the costume that Li Bu got from who knows where.

Li Bu smiled proudly and said: "I ordered twenty sets of these costumes. Ordering more will save money. If it breaks, you will have to replace it. Are you surprised? Are you surprised? Do you like it?"

His soul asked three questions, leaving the long-legged girl speechless, and said feebly: "Why are you like this? You just like to play with this."

"Come on, come on, the effect may be better during the day." Li Bu started to be seductive, like a troublemaker seducing a little girl with a lollipop, which was actually correct.

"Then how do you solve this?"

"It's a small problem, please wait a moment and don't run away; depending on my ability, I will definitely solve it today."

"You have superpowers, why didn't I know?" The long-legged girl looked surprised.

Li Bu didn't answer her words, picked up the phone and started calling.

"Hey, it's me, Li Bu, I want to tell you something. Buy the xx newspaper, xx weekly, and xx magazine. By the way, bring a lawyer. If they don't sell, you will sue them immediately. These unscrupulous tabloids will always There are some loopholes that can be exploited. If you are determined not to sell it, you will sue them to death and cut off their water and electricity."

Li Bu put down the phone, then smiled and said to Xiaoxian: "Did you see the money-making ability? It's an exclusive skill for the super rich. Do you want to try it?"

Wang Xiaoxian was stunned. Is this how rich people play?Why cut off their water and electricity?

Looking at the confused long-legged girl, Li Bu immediately helped her change clothes. While changing, he said: "Don't be in a daze and change clothes quickly. Your women's clothes are really easy to take off. Put on this black stocking too. This is called Chinese and Western." The collision, and this..."

When she came to her senses, most of her clothes had been taken off. Li Bu was changing clothes while nagging, and he didn't forget to bring some stockings over.

"Oh, Brother Bu, let me do it by myself, I'm so shy."

"The objection is invalid, it turns out that changing your clothes is so fun, hehe..." Is helping someone change their clothes something that a serious person should do?You're just trying to take advantage of me.

"It's so itchy, I'll do it myself." She looked at the other person more and more excessively, and she immediately picked up her clothes and ran away. Li Bu was a little speechless, he was just helping others, why are you running?I really don’t understand good people’s hearts.

Seeing her running upstairs, he complained there and then followed her up. Today he was going to stage an earth-shattering love affair between man and ghost.

The paparazzi in Xiangjiang was introduced from Dai Ying and has been carried forward. The paparazzi is a group of reporters who specialize in taking pictures of celebrities and celebrities.Today Media does not yet have such gossip tabloids and entertainment weekly newspapers. He took this opportunity to buy it to enrich the strength of Today Media. In this way, when he goes out to play, others will not publish it in the paper media, otherwise it will be too embarrassing. , some things will not be justified in the family if they appear in the open, and other women will be dissatisfied, so it is better to solve the root cause.

Li Buzheng was lying on the bed panting. He was a little hungry and had consumed too much.

"Let's go out to eat."

"No, it will be so embarrassing if we are photographed again." Gao Mei's face was still flushed, and she lay lazily in Li Bu's arms.

"Then let me place an order, just in time to try some of their own dishes." This is Paramount.

He picked up the phone on the bedside and played it directly. He put down the phone, thought for a while and said: "You have become a big star now. I'm afraid it's not suitable to live here. Go live in a villa. Not only privacy is guaranteed, but safety is also guaranteed. You What do you think?"

In fact, Li Bu would pick her up regardless of whether the other party agreed or not.

"I'll pick out a good villa for you. There are too many villas. I don't know what your requirements are." He was telling the truth, but when he heard Gao Mei's ears, he felt that the other party had considered him, which was really considerate; but she I don't know what I want, I'm a little confused.

"Then choose one that faces the sea and has spring flowers blooming."

"Wow, Brother Bu, what you said is so nice, facing the sea, spring flowers are blooming!" She thought about this sentence carefully, and then said: "They said you are a writer, and you have many works that are very famous in the world. , you are also a screenwriter and producer. I didn’t believe it at first, I always thought you were a salty guy and a big pervert; today I discovered that you are still talented.”

Li Bu rolled his eyes. Can you not tell the truth? It's very embarrassing, right?This pretty girl touched on his sore point. Can the scholar's affairs be called plagiarism?He just learned from it, right? He made a movie that was very similar to the plot of some movies in his previous life?That's called a tribute!

He turned the long-legged girl over angrily and slapped her vagina a few times, causing her to scream in pain.

She was beaten a little inexplicably. She just praised him. Was there something wrong in what she said?Is it true what they say, that these artists have strange brains and think differently from ordinary people?

If Li Bu heard her voice, he would definitely say: I am an artist, and you are very good at using Chinese characters.