Travel to the early Tang Dynasty and become a salted fish

The waiter pretended to be embarrassed and glanced at Chu Mo.

Chu Mo secretly praised the other person in his heart, and then angrily said: "If you have anything to say, just say it. This is the eldest brother who is as close to me as a brother. Could it be that you look down on my eldest brother?"

When Cheng Yaojin heard Chu Mo call him this, he immediately became more enthusiastic, pointed at the waiter and said: "You are nothing, your uncle and I will worry about some money when we eat."

"If you have anything good, just give it to me."

The waiter pretended to be helpless and continued: "Our newly launched dishes include the "Pearl Jade White Jade Soup", which is priced at 10 taels per bowl."

"There are also "Blue Dragon and Snow" that are sold in 20 taels per tray, "Nude Beauty" that is 20 taels in one tray and "Beautiful Girl Undressing" that is 20 taels in one tray."

After Cheng Yaojin heard this, he couldn't help but take a breath of cold air. Hey, what kind of dish is this? It's pearls and jade, and it's from Qinglong Jade Girl. It's really a restaurant run by an expert, and the tricks are really incredible. Measurement.

Thinking of this, Cheng Yaojin said to the waiter: "Stop messing around here, prepare it for the uncle quickly, there is no shortage of money."

After speaking, he waved to his personal guards and whispered a few words.

After hearing this, the guard quickly took the cloth bag and went back to the house to withdraw the money.

As for why he didn't use the money in Chu Mo's bag, Cheng Yaojin said that would be too shameful and would make Chu Mo look down on him.

The dignified Duke Lu can't even pay for a meal, and he has to use the gift money he just received. How can he still make friends with him?

Soon, the first dish: Pearl Jade White Jade Soup was served.

Cheng Yaojin looked at the bowl of leftover spinach and tofu soup and was dumbfounded.

He pointed to the big bowl in front of him and then to the waiter. He was so angry that he didn't know what to say.

Immediately after the second plate: Qinglong Woxue---cucumber mixed with sugar was also served.

At this time, Cheng Yaojin clenched his fists in anger, ready to explode at any time.

Upon seeing this, shopkeeper Liu hurriedly ran to the backyard for help.

In the third set, Cheng Yaojin did not disappoint: naked beauty --- cold peanuts.

The fourth plate of the beautiful girl taking off her clothes - cucumber dipped in soy sauce made Cheng Yaojin's eyes bloodshot, his breathing quickened, and his chest rising and falling so much that it would have shaken a car.

Looking at the three dishes and one soup on the table, Cheng Yaojin bit his back molar almost to the point of bleeding.

He stared at the waiter fiercely and said: "Don't you still feel the heartache caused by the rootless water from Lao Shizi? Come up to me quickly."

Chu Mo now admired this guy.

After receiving such a big blow, I can still think about the feeling of heartache. He is worthy of being a demon king. He is really capable of resisting blows.

Soon, the waiter came up with two glasses of water.

Looking at the crystal clear, water-like "heartache and calming feeling" in front of me.

Cheng Yaojin finally breathed a sigh of relief. Fortunately, the last one just looked different from the others. It should really be as magical as the waiter said.

So, ignoring Chu Mo, Cheng Yaojin picked up the cup and took a sip.

Well, it's colorless and odorless, just like water.

No, maybe I drank it too quickly and didn't realize the mystery.

Cheng Yaojin took another sip. This time, Cheng Yaojin deliberately kept it in his mouth for a while before swallowing it slowly.

No, I still don’t feel it.

Seeing the heartache with less than a sip left, Cheng Yaojin stopped, looked at the waiter, pointed at the cup in his hand and said: "You said the heartache, why did I still drink it when I almost finished it?" Don’t you realize it?”

The waiter smiled slightly: "Sir, when you finish drinking, I will tell you the secret."

Looking at the waiter and then at Chu Mo, Cheng Yaojin snorted coldly: "If I can't feel the heartache later, I will tear off the mouth of a bird like you."

After saying that, he drank all the water in the cup. However, after one breath, two breaths, and three breaths, it took a long time, and Cheng Yaojin did not feel the feeling that the waiter said.

This time he calmed down and looked at the waiter and Chu Mo coldly: "Brother Chu, is this drink fake? Why don't I taste the heartache?"

Chu Mo winked at the waiter, indicating that he could tell him.

The waiter chuckled: "Sir, this heartache needs a cure. I will tell you the cure right now."

When Cheng Yaojin heard this, he immediately became energetic. Is there really such a magical thing?

"Sir, in fact, what you just drank was just a glass of the most ordinary well water."

Cheng Yaojin was stunned for a while, then looked at Chu Mo and the waiter in disbelief: "You actually sell a glass of water for 20 taels of silver?"

After saying that, there was a sharp pain in my chest, which was indeed a feeling of heartache.

Cheng Yaojin felt that he had been fooled. He spent 120 taels of silver and ordered such a table of unknown things.

I was really angry and heartbroken.

He slapped the table and stood up suddenly: "You're a shady shop, I'll crush him today."

After saying that, he was ready to overturn the dining table.

At this moment, Chu Mo beside him suddenly laughed.

"Why are you laughing?" Cheng Yaojin looked at Chu Mo angrily.

"I'm so ridiculous, Mr. Lu Guo. He can't even pay for a meal, yet he resorts to such tricks as to have a king's meal here."

"Boy, even if you know my identity, even if you talk like a charm today, you can't wash away the reputation of this black shop."

"So, may I ask Duke Lu, which of my dishes is not clearly marked with a price?"

"Which dish did the waiter proactively explain without properly quoting it when you were ordering?"

Cheng Yaojin gritted his teeth and pointed at the leftover spinach and tofu soup in front of him: "Where are the pearls, emeralds, and white jade in your dish?"

Chu Mo shook his head and said: "This dish has a long history. According to legend, there was a sage in ancient times who had no food to eat because of a famine when he was a child, so he had to go out to beg."

"Once when he was begging, he fainted on the roadside because he was too hungry. A kind-hearted lady saw him and rescued him. She took him home and cooked it together with the remaining food at home."

"The sage immediately became energetic after eating this dish. He asked the aunt what a delicious dish it was. The aunt joked that it was pearl emerald and white jade soup, which is how the name of this dish came about."

Cheng Yaojin was stunned after hearing this. Although he didn't know whether what Chu Mo said was true, but the other party could make up such an unsubstantiated story, he must be able to fool him with other dishes.

So, he rolled his eyes, pointed to the cup in front of him and said, "Then you sold me 20 taels of silver for this ordinary cup of water. How can you justify that?"