I, Hogwarts Week Two

Chapter 32 If You Can, Please Don't Call Me a Fun Man

Chapter 32 If you can, please don’t call me Leziren

It was a colossal creature twelve feet high.

The skin was dull and gray as granite.

It has a huge body with a small, bald head like a coconut on top.

Its legs are very thick, with large flat, thick, calloused feet underneath.The arms are very long and the body emits a disgusting stench.

"Okay, now it feels like eating in the toilet."

Owen looked helplessly at the barbecue grill that was still roaring with fire. He was wondering if it would taste better if he poured the barbecue noodles on the barbecue grill.

"I" Hermione looked embarrassed, she looked at Owen, Hannah and Justin a little at a loss.

She clearly asked Harry to keep an eye on the monster.

Why did he attract the monster instead.

"Needless to say, I know you are here to tell me about the troll invasion." Owen picked up the barbecue grill and walked deeper while saying: "However, this operation of directly pulling the monster here, I really First time seeing you!”

He rolled his eyes at Harry who had already run up to him.

It's no secret that I have a barbecue here. Owen has invited many little Hufflepuff wizards, but unfortunately, except for Hannah and Justin, no one else is willing to come.

"Save--life! Whoo-hoo~" Harry, panting heavily, bent over and supported his thigh with both hands, speaking intermittently.

"Help?"

After turning off the fire in the stove, Owen continued, "Do you know, thinking about your operation of attracting monsters to the DPS, the leader said you six, and the tank called you a dog."

"But it's okay, who will let me, the heir of Hufflepuff, shoulder all the professions?" Owen raised his eyebrows, and a wicked smile of a profiteer suddenly appeared on his face: "Saving a life is better than creating seven." First-level pagoda, now there are one, two, three—five people, and Buckingham Palace can be built."

"???"

Hannah and Justin were taken aback for a moment, what the hell, why are they included?

"One hundred Galleons per person, the price is the same, I will charge you [-] and leave it to me!"

"What?" Hermione screamed.

Of course, it's not that Owen's asking price is outrageous, but that the troll's big stick is attacking her.

She hurriedly avoided it, but before she could breathe a sigh of relief, she saw the twelve-foot giant monster's eyes lit up, and he roared at her, followed by punches and kicks.

"Why are you only after me?"

"Because you have emergency syrup!" Owen replied subconsciously.

Then his eyes returned to Harry again, "How about it, do you still think about it? I don't care, but Hermione may not last long."

"You—" Harry returned his breath, staring at Owen viciously, his tight white teeth seemed to be about to bite his elegant swan neck in the next second. "You're an asshole, Owen!"

"I don't have that much money!"

"No money?" Owen seemed to have known it a long time ago, without any change in his face.

After all, no matter how rich Harry was, he couldn't carry around five hundred galleons with him.

"It's okay, I have a second plan, plan B, you only need to pay me fifty Galleons, and I can guarantee that none of you will die here tonight."

"How's it going? Isn't it a good deal!"

As soon as Owen finished speaking, Ron, who ran to rescue Hermione, heard a burst of laughter, "Harry, hurry up, we can't hold on any longer."

The little troll's big stick made a whirring sound, and the air wave generated by just sweeping the stick and hitting the body was enough to hurt for a long time.

"Okay! I'll give it to you tomorrow, I don't have that much money with me now." Seeing this, Harry quickly agreed.

"Okay! Thank you, Mr. Potter, for your consumption tonight." Owen sat down on the ground again, and then stretched out his hand to pick the only egg in the grill.

"What are you looking at? I'm just guaranteeing that you won't die, and I didn't say to help you, go yourself! You added the undead BUFF, tonight you will be undead, an ashes, and a fader! If I'm here, it's Voldemort coming ——I can also escape safely! Come on! Take the bones of your feet! Hit me!"

"."

Harry finally saw it. From the beginning to the end, Owen had no intention of making a move.

The anger that arose after being fooled made him grasp the magic wand in an instant, and without the slightest nostalgia, he turned his head and walked towards the battlefield.

Isn't it just a little monster?

Did he really think he was afraid?

No matter what, the battle strength is five to one, and the advantage lies with me.

3 minute later.

"Help!!!"

"Owen save me!"

Justin was the first to pull his face down. Let’s not mention this guy, he is worse than Ron. At least Ron will never pull his face down and ask him to save him

Ron - um - yes - Ron?

From the inside of the bathroom, the entrance of the secret room, Owen, who bypassed the main door of the bathroom, looked for Ron while peeling the eggshell.

I have been looking for it for a long time.

It was only under this broken board that he was found.

He seemed to have fainted.

It's okay, it's not a big problem, it's time to go to bed, and I don't want to check what time it is.

Day by day, I have to work overtime, and I will not pay overtime pay!

While nibbling on the egg, Owen took out his wand.

Then he turned around in front of the door and cast a large-scale security spell and a blinding and listening spell.

call!

call!

No one will come even if the throat is broken.

Then, Owen, a generation of dark masters, put on the skin of him, the commander of the battlefield, and turned into a master of Zaun, and began to anger the officials!

"Harry?!"

"Do you really think you're back from being a witcher?"

"Roll! Find the right moment to roll! Did you teach me in vain?"

"I've never seen you so stupid. If I knew I should have written Harry from the Ring, at least Roll Quack Six."

"And you, Justin." He glanced, and Justin, who ran away in a panic and almost hit Hannah, was even more angry, "Gift Crab! This is the first time I've seen a group fight There is an operation that trips up his teammates."

"I'm sorry, I strongly suggest that you should go to Madam Pomfrey to have a look at your brain. Because I seriously suspect that you have a problem with your vestibular nervous system!"

"And you, classmate Hannah, are you a mimosa? Do you know what Merlin would say if he saw you unable to recite the spell for a long time?"

"Damn, this is the first time I've seen someone bite their own tongue while chanting a mantra."

"I strongly recommend you to find the legendary Avalon there. Because you may not be suitable for wands, but for long swords. Oh, by the way, if you really can't find a substitute, you can ask Neville, Qiuqiu can he Can't lend you the Gryffindor sword."

"Bang!" There was another sound of a wooden stick exploding into pieces on the floor.

Owen quickly covered his ears, and then continued to yell: "Merlin's beard! If I were Ravenclaw, Ta Miao would be so angry that she would die on the spot. Miss Granger, do you know how many bricks are under your feet?" Years of history? Did you know that Hogwarts Castle has a longer history than Buckingham Palace and Windsor Castle? Look around you, what are you protecting?

Good guy, I almost smashed the entrance to the secret room. "

"Why don't you treat Harry like this? Give me five hundred galleons - no, four hundred and five. I'll roast this stupid big guy right away. How about it? It's simple and convenient. Just spend some money. Spend some money. This is fine." Not a loss."

"No." Harry, who was dancing the cha-cha dance with the troll, replied stubbornly: "As long as we defeat him, we will get extra points. Don't make a move, this time - the glory of Gryffindor will be guarded by me! "

It took a long time to change, oh my god!I laughed so hard that I didn’t know how to code words, and the boss is a real dog. The operation of connecting my computer to the big screen really confuses people.Although it is a work requirement, but - fishing!If you can't touch fish, you won't be able to live.

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