Educated Youth: I have a critical strike system

"Uncle, how are you always?"

The door to the uncle's house was not bolted, so Chen Yue just opened the door and walked in.

I hurriedly ran to the kang where the uncle was sleeping, and saw him lying on the kang, looking a little weak, and asked anxiously with some worry.

"You're back, kid?? I'm fine."

Seeing him rushing in, the uncle opened his eyes and smiled.

"Is this okay?? You can't even get up??"

"Fart, I'm not paralyzed yet, it's just that the old injury has recurred, and my waist is no longer strong. I'll be fine in two days after applying two patches of ointment. Why are you so anxious?"

"You hurt your waist? How about I send you to the hospital? The medicine my mother made is really useful?"

"Why doesn't it work? Isn't this how I always come here? That medicine is a good medicine. It was prescribed by an old doctor I met outside. It's more effective than going to the hospital. You know what the heck."

"That medicine smells weird to me..."

"Oh?? Have you smelled it yet? Do you smell anything??"

"That's not true...what's in it??"

Seeing that the uncle was still smiling and seemed to be in good spirits, Chen Yue asked doubtfully.

"you guess."

"...Black donkey hooves??"

uncle:……

"The main ingredients are donkey skin and donkey hair, as well as some Angelica notoginseng and so on. Guess what the medicinal primer is."

"Medicine introduction?? And this thing??"

Chen Yue was really stunned after hearing this.

"What do you think?? Can the medicine from Myrrh Yinzi be a good medicine??"

Makes sense.

Hearing the uncle's disdainful words, Chen Yue thought about it and it seemed to make sense. It made sense.

In the past, weren't there people who used the emperor's beard as a dragon's beard to introduce medicine?

Which emperor is the story about? ?

"Is it your old beard??"

"what??"

"Yuyinzi."

uncle:……

The uncle almost sighed.

Is his beard used as a medicine introduction?This little brat is pretty good at talking nonsense.

"My beard has something to do with you. Think about it carefully."

Is it still related to him?

I go.

What does Yao Yinzi have to do with him? ?

Could it be that the uncle 'absorbed' his luck? ?

It shouldn't.

Can uncle have such ability?

I definitely don’t have this ability.

"You Bangchui, think carefully about the difference between you and your elder brother. You can't even guess this??"

Seeing his "stick" look, the uncle was speechless.

"He...is older than me?"

uncle:……

"He gave birth to 5 daughters...??"

uncle:……

If you say that, do you believe that if I were your eldest brother, I would beat you to death?

"No, sir, why don't you just say it directly? It's neither this nor that. Why are you guessing riddles with me? You're not a riddler, either. Then my eldest brother has a wife?"

Chen Yue said helplessly.

The uncle spoke up this time: "It's just a little bit, forget it, I'd better tell you straight, boy's urine, does your brother have this thing?? You can't even guess this, you kid is so crazy. It’s not fast enough.”

Child urine? ?

Depend on!

I go! !

As soon as the uncle's so-called 'medicine introduction' came out, Chen Yue almost crashed on the spot.

But it seems like it really has something to do with him

"What?? You are not a boy??"

Seeing him rolling his eyes, the uncle couldn't help but look at him with a half-smile.

Chen Yue frowned: "How is that possible? I will always be a boy, pure and pure, and the emperor, the queen, and the earth will prove it."

uncle:……

"Are you proud??"

This little bastard.

Return the Emperor and Queen's soil as evidence.

When I saw him talking, he looked like "I'm very proud". The uncle didn't know what to say.

Is there anything to be proud of as a boy?

"I am a boy and I am proud. Hehe, no, uncle, is that urine really useful? Whose urine is it for??"

"It definitely doesn't belong to you, that little bastard Hei Wa. Not to mention your absence, your age is also beyond the limit. The medicine introduction must be made by a boy under 13 years old. You are already over the limit."

Is there such a thing? ?

Chen Yue didn't know how to complain about this nonsense.

but.

After talking so much to the uncle, Chen Yue recalled one thing.

When he was in junior high school, it was already the 21st century, and he saw a middle-aged man asking elementary school students for "boy urine" outside the school toilet door.

What's even more disgusting is that when someone gave him half a cup, he immediately poured it into his stomach and said it was some kind of folk remedy. Do you think it's strange?

"His uncle, what are you doing sitting up now? Xiao Wu, since you are here, please lend a hand and help your uncle apply the ointment. I have already finished it."

The two men didn't talk for long before their mother, Gao Xiuying, rushed in with a small plate and said to him at the same time.

Chen Yue nodded, it's not a big problem.

Just

“How do you apply this paste??”

When he saw my mother, she came in with a plate of paste, and Chen Yue followed and asked.

You can't just take a brush and brush it on the uncle's body, right?

"Get a piece of kraft paper. Just stick it on it while it's hot and the medicine will be more effective. Forget it, you don't know, so I'll do it."

Seeing that it was like a piece of wood, Gao Xiuying didn't know what to do, so Gao Xiuying just did it herself.

First, I took a piece of kraft paper from the cabinet at the uncle's house and cut it into palm-sized pieces with scissors. Then I used a wooden stick to stir up several lumps of the black paste and spread it out, making a dozen pieces of 'ointment'. After that, he said to him: "It's done. I'll just follow your uncle's advice on how to post it. Can this be done?"

"can!"

If that doesn't work, he, Mr. Chen, will be serving as an "outstanding worker", "officer", "special commissioner" and "patriotic compatriots" organization for nothing.

"Virtue!"

When she saw him, she was about to shout "stand at attention and salute", so Gao Xiuying couldn't help but glance at him.

"Uncle, where is it posted?? Let's get started."

After I brought a plate and went out in a hurry, Chen Yue said to the uncle.

The uncle smiled and said: "Okay, then I'll trouble you little brat. Haha, I also enjoy your happiness. Just stick it on your waist, back, heart and legs, and just stick it on those wounds."

"It seems a little hot -"

"Don't be afraid, just keep it hot. It doesn't matter if it's cooked or not."

Chen Yue:......

Let's do it.

It's actually not very hot.

【hiss--】

Seeing the uncle turn over and unbutton his clothes, revealing the scarred bullet holes on his body, Chen Yue couldn't help but take a breath of air.

Especially the scar on the heart, which stretches directly from the left collarbone to the navel, is a bit shocking to look at.

There were more than a dozen gunshot wounds. It seemed that he had fought a lot in the past.

After suffering so many injuries, he is still able to live to this age. The bones in his body are really not very 'durable'.

Looking at the uncle's scars, Chen Yue couldn't help but sigh and admire him.

What a heroic man.