Crazy criticize the male shark as a villain?Don't be afraid!I'm bad too
Chapter 1 The blind date introduced by parents is a paper man
"Take off his pants!"
As soon as these words came out, Xiao Muxue froze on the spot, and then a surge of memories came over her, scaring her so much that she almost tore the villain boss into pieces.
"Wait a moment!"
She immediately gave the order and then asked the palace maids and eunuchs to retreat.
Xiao Muxue is in trouble.
As a single goddess who has lived for 500 years and has yet to have a boyfriend, Xiao Muxue was kicked out of the house by her parents, who threatened that she would not be allowed to go home unless she fell in love.
It's too tiring to fall in love yourself, why not watch others fall in love.
So Xiao Muxue occupied the cave of her twin brother, and was addicted to love novels every day, unable to extricate herself.
Last night, she was staying up late to read a sweet pet serial novel. She couldn't help complaining that the author was too slow to update, and she wanted to send the author a razor blade.
As a result, when she woke up, she was dressed as the vicious female counterpart in the book.
This is a fantasy fairy tale about the coexistence of humans and monsters.
The crazy critic Yuan Xuanze is the biggest villain in the book.
He was originally the favorite son of the Merman King of the Demon Clan, but due to his uncle's attempt to usurp the throne, he lost his parents at the age of eight and was bullied in every possible way.
When he was 15 years old, he was given to the human princess, Xiao Muxue's original dragon Su Mo, as a demon pet.
Although Long Sumo had no spiritual roots and could not cultivate, she had two parents who doted on her, so no one dared to look down on her.
Once this person has some kind of physical disability and has some power, he will most likely embark on the path of psychopathy.
Long Sumo's most perverted hobby is to torture geniuses.
The crazy villain was once the most talented cultivation genius of the demon clan. Once his cultivation was abolished and he fell into the hands of Long Sumo, one can imagine the cruel torture he would suffer.
Cramping, peeling skin, pulling fish scales, refining shark oil...
Just looking back at Long Sumo's memory, Xiao Muxue wanted to slap Long Sumo [-] times.
A demon has been tortured like this for ten years, and it cannot be justified without turning into a black man.
In the end, the villain boss became powerful.
He did not kill Long Sumo, but killed her family in front of Long Sumo, destroyed her country, and then made her a human pig, torturing her day and night.
Even though Long Sumo's body later died, his soul was still imprisoned forever, making life worse than death.
When Xiao Muxue was reading the novel, she was so happy when she saw Long Sumo's tragic situation, but now she is so desperate.
Would she have to pay for the sins Long Sumo had done?
Xiao Muxue cried and looked at the villain boss who fell on the ground, thinking about whether he would believe it if she explained to him that she was not Long Sumo.
The plot is now halfway through, and Long Sumo has tortured the villain boss for ten years.
Next month, the villain will have an adventure and be able to practice again.
In another year, she will be made into a human pig.
Ten years of torture, let alone kneeling down, even if she apologized with death, the villain would dig out her bones and feed them to the dogs.
Otherwise, why not just kill him without stopping while he is still not strong?
[Ding dong!Host!The system kindly reminds you that you are bound to the rescue system, not the killing system! 】
"Ah? Ah! Ah?"
The sudden sound of a child's voice in her mind scared Xiao Muxue into screaming repeatedly.
"Who are you? When did I bind the system?"
[I am the love brain who saves the system. Congratulations on being selected by the author of this book as the lucky person to save Lan Xuanze. 】
Xiao Muxue rolled her eyes: "..." Lucky guy!
Love Brain: [You were asleep last night. I asked you if you wanted to accept the task of saving Lan Xuanze. You didn't say anything, so I took it as your acquiescence. 】
Xiao Muxue: "..." I x!
Ten thousand swear words could not calm Xiao Muxue's anger.
Love Brain: [Your ultimate goal in this mission is to save Lan Xuanze from being hacked.Success reward: Return to the original world.Punishment for failure: Being made into a human pig by Lan Xuanze and will never be reincarnated. 】
Xiao Muxue: "..." Can I hit someone?
Love Brain: [I am not a human being. 】
Xiao Muxue: "..."
Love Brain: [Ding dong!The author releases the first task to stop Lan Xuanze's bleeding. 】
Xiao Muxue: "..." The author has become a spirit?
Xiao Muxue put her hands on her hips and said fiercely, "Hey! You are a broken system. Send me back quickly. You signed a contract while I was sleeping. You are taking advantage of others. I can sue you."
"Didn't I just threaten to send the author the razor blade? I haven't sent it yet. Is it necessary to trick me into the book and suffer?"
"Send me back now, and I can give the author a gift of 10 yuan."
Love Brain: [Warning!warn!Hosts, please respect yourself, refuse commercial bribery, and build a harmonious society! 】
Xiao Muxue gritted her teeth in pain: "20!"
Love Brain: [Deal! 】
System sound: [Ding dong!Xiao Muxue transferred 520 yuan from her Hua Xia Bank card account with the last number 20, leaving a remaining balance of 5.20 yuan. 】
Xiao Muxue’s flesh hurts!
All her assets!
After waiting for a long time, Xiao Muxue closed her eyes and then opened her eyes, opened her eyes and closed them again, but nothing in the world changed.
"Hey! You broke the system, you've already collected the money, why don't you send me back quickly?"
Love Brain: [The author said that he promised to send you out, but he did not promise when to send you out. He collected the money first and will send you out after completing the task. 】
Xiao Muxue: "..." Omit the [-] words of swear words here.
Lan Xuanze ignored the bleeding wounds on his body, picked up the blood-stained top from the ground and put it on. He leaned against the wall weakly and looked at the girl who was talking nonsense and swearing with cold eyes.
When he hears new scolding words, he will slightly raise his beautiful eyebrows and let out a sarcastic smile.
Suddenly, the girl fell to the ground as if she had been electrocuted.
His ears were finally purified.
Love Brain: [Ding dong!The host refuses to complete the task. Punishment: electric shock! 】
Xiao Muxue: "..." What evil has she committed?
Love Brain: [Host, would you choose to complete the mission or be electrocuted to death? 】
Xiao Muxue refused to bow her head and gritted her teeth stubbornly: "I will never bow to evil forces.
Of course, I am determined not to let the villain turn dark and lead to the end of life being ruined.
I will stop his bleeding now and use my surging and hot love to influence him.
You can rest assured, the author, that I will teach you earnestly and strive to educate the villain boss into a good young man in society, and contribute to the development of the motherland. "
Xiao Muxue has understood since she was a child that those who understand current affairs are heroes.
She has no cultivation now, can't cast spells, and has no way to break the barrier in the book and leave.
In the book, the author is the omnipotent god.
Now she can only pretend to be a snake, and when she recovers her cultivation in the future, she can break the barrier, hang up the author and beat him.
Xiao Muxue asked someone to bring him medicine to stop the bleeding, and prepared to apply the medicine to Lan Xuanze himself.
The sharks have two forms: tails when they encounter water, and legs when they leave the water.
At this time, Lan Xuanze was out of the water and no different from ordinary humans.
If I have to say a difference, it would be that the sharks are all very good-looking.
Especially if it is produced by the Sharman royal family, it must be a high-quality product.
The book positions Lan Xuanze as the most beautiful man in the three realms. He may be as gentle as jade, or he may criticize yandere, or he may be evil and arrogant, disturbing people's souls.
However, this attribute is simply useless to Xiao Muxue, who has been surrounded by beautiful men since she was a child.
But the next second, Xiao Muxue rushed to Lan Xuanze and squatted down. A pair of beautiful peach blossom eyes flashed with care, staring at his pale handsome face without blinking, her cold lips raised, "You look so good-looking!"
As soon as these words came out, Xiao Muxue froze on the spot, and then a surge of memories came over her, scaring her so much that she almost tore the villain boss into pieces.
"Wait a moment!"
She immediately gave the order and then asked the palace maids and eunuchs to retreat.
Xiao Muxue is in trouble.
As a single goddess who has lived for 500 years and has yet to have a boyfriend, Xiao Muxue was kicked out of the house by her parents, who threatened that she would not be allowed to go home unless she fell in love.
It's too tiring to fall in love yourself, why not watch others fall in love.
So Xiao Muxue occupied the cave of her twin brother, and was addicted to love novels every day, unable to extricate herself.
Last night, she was staying up late to read a sweet pet serial novel. She couldn't help complaining that the author was too slow to update, and she wanted to send the author a razor blade.
As a result, when she woke up, she was dressed as the vicious female counterpart in the book.
This is a fantasy fairy tale about the coexistence of humans and monsters.
The crazy critic Yuan Xuanze is the biggest villain in the book.
He was originally the favorite son of the Merman King of the Demon Clan, but due to his uncle's attempt to usurp the throne, he lost his parents at the age of eight and was bullied in every possible way.
When he was 15 years old, he was given to the human princess, Xiao Muxue's original dragon Su Mo, as a demon pet.
Although Long Sumo had no spiritual roots and could not cultivate, she had two parents who doted on her, so no one dared to look down on her.
Once this person has some kind of physical disability and has some power, he will most likely embark on the path of psychopathy.
Long Sumo's most perverted hobby is to torture geniuses.
The crazy villain was once the most talented cultivation genius of the demon clan. Once his cultivation was abolished and he fell into the hands of Long Sumo, one can imagine the cruel torture he would suffer.
Cramping, peeling skin, pulling fish scales, refining shark oil...
Just looking back at Long Sumo's memory, Xiao Muxue wanted to slap Long Sumo [-] times.
A demon has been tortured like this for ten years, and it cannot be justified without turning into a black man.
In the end, the villain boss became powerful.
He did not kill Long Sumo, but killed her family in front of Long Sumo, destroyed her country, and then made her a human pig, torturing her day and night.
Even though Long Sumo's body later died, his soul was still imprisoned forever, making life worse than death.
When Xiao Muxue was reading the novel, she was so happy when she saw Long Sumo's tragic situation, but now she is so desperate.
Would she have to pay for the sins Long Sumo had done?
Xiao Muxue cried and looked at the villain boss who fell on the ground, thinking about whether he would believe it if she explained to him that she was not Long Sumo.
The plot is now halfway through, and Long Sumo has tortured the villain boss for ten years.
Next month, the villain will have an adventure and be able to practice again.
In another year, she will be made into a human pig.
Ten years of torture, let alone kneeling down, even if she apologized with death, the villain would dig out her bones and feed them to the dogs.
Otherwise, why not just kill him without stopping while he is still not strong?
[Ding dong!Host!The system kindly reminds you that you are bound to the rescue system, not the killing system! 】
"Ah? Ah! Ah?"
The sudden sound of a child's voice in her mind scared Xiao Muxue into screaming repeatedly.
"Who are you? When did I bind the system?"
[I am the love brain who saves the system. Congratulations on being selected by the author of this book as the lucky person to save Lan Xuanze. 】
Xiao Muxue rolled her eyes: "..." Lucky guy!
Love Brain: [You were asleep last night. I asked you if you wanted to accept the task of saving Lan Xuanze. You didn't say anything, so I took it as your acquiescence. 】
Xiao Muxue: "..." I x!
Ten thousand swear words could not calm Xiao Muxue's anger.
Love Brain: [Your ultimate goal in this mission is to save Lan Xuanze from being hacked.Success reward: Return to the original world.Punishment for failure: Being made into a human pig by Lan Xuanze and will never be reincarnated. 】
Xiao Muxue: "..." Can I hit someone?
Love Brain: [I am not a human being. 】
Xiao Muxue: "..."
Love Brain: [Ding dong!The author releases the first task to stop Lan Xuanze's bleeding. 】
Xiao Muxue: "..." The author has become a spirit?
Xiao Muxue put her hands on her hips and said fiercely, "Hey! You are a broken system. Send me back quickly. You signed a contract while I was sleeping. You are taking advantage of others. I can sue you."
"Didn't I just threaten to send the author the razor blade? I haven't sent it yet. Is it necessary to trick me into the book and suffer?"
"Send me back now, and I can give the author a gift of 10 yuan."
Love Brain: [Warning!warn!Hosts, please respect yourself, refuse commercial bribery, and build a harmonious society! 】
Xiao Muxue gritted her teeth in pain: "20!"
Love Brain: [Deal! 】
System sound: [Ding dong!Xiao Muxue transferred 520 yuan from her Hua Xia Bank card account with the last number 20, leaving a remaining balance of 5.20 yuan. 】
Xiao Muxue’s flesh hurts!
All her assets!
After waiting for a long time, Xiao Muxue closed her eyes and then opened her eyes, opened her eyes and closed them again, but nothing in the world changed.
"Hey! You broke the system, you've already collected the money, why don't you send me back quickly?"
Love Brain: [The author said that he promised to send you out, but he did not promise when to send you out. He collected the money first and will send you out after completing the task. 】
Xiao Muxue: "..." Omit the [-] words of swear words here.
Lan Xuanze ignored the bleeding wounds on his body, picked up the blood-stained top from the ground and put it on. He leaned against the wall weakly and looked at the girl who was talking nonsense and swearing with cold eyes.
When he hears new scolding words, he will slightly raise his beautiful eyebrows and let out a sarcastic smile.
Suddenly, the girl fell to the ground as if she had been electrocuted.
His ears were finally purified.
Love Brain: [Ding dong!The host refuses to complete the task. Punishment: electric shock! 】
Xiao Muxue: "..." What evil has she committed?
Love Brain: [Host, would you choose to complete the mission or be electrocuted to death? 】
Xiao Muxue refused to bow her head and gritted her teeth stubbornly: "I will never bow to evil forces.
Of course, I am determined not to let the villain turn dark and lead to the end of life being ruined.
I will stop his bleeding now and use my surging and hot love to influence him.
You can rest assured, the author, that I will teach you earnestly and strive to educate the villain boss into a good young man in society, and contribute to the development of the motherland. "
Xiao Muxue has understood since she was a child that those who understand current affairs are heroes.
She has no cultivation now, can't cast spells, and has no way to break the barrier in the book and leave.
In the book, the author is the omnipotent god.
Now she can only pretend to be a snake, and when she recovers her cultivation in the future, she can break the barrier, hang up the author and beat him.
Xiao Muxue asked someone to bring him medicine to stop the bleeding, and prepared to apply the medicine to Lan Xuanze himself.
The sharks have two forms: tails when they encounter water, and legs when they leave the water.
At this time, Lan Xuanze was out of the water and no different from ordinary humans.
If I have to say a difference, it would be that the sharks are all very good-looking.
Especially if it is produced by the Sharman royal family, it must be a high-quality product.
The book positions Lan Xuanze as the most beautiful man in the three realms. He may be as gentle as jade, or he may criticize yandere, or he may be evil and arrogant, disturbing people's souls.
However, this attribute is simply useless to Xiao Muxue, who has been surrounded by beautiful men since she was a child.
But the next second, Xiao Muxue rushed to Lan Xuanze and squatted down. A pair of beautiful peach blossom eyes flashed with care, staring at his pale handsome face without blinking, her cold lips raised, "You look so good-looking!"
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