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The extra time is scheduled to be the morning after Lan Xuanze comes to Xiao Muxue's house.

……

The next day!

"boom!"

Xiao Muxue was woken up by a loud noise. She was so frightened that she quickly stood up, grabbed the pajamas from the bed and put them on. She had teleported to the kitchen.

As soon as she entered the kitchen, Xiao Muxue was shocked by the sight in front of her.

Although Xiao Muxue rarely cooks, the kitchen has everything she should have. In addition, Xiao Muchen often comes to the house to cook for her, so the refrigerator is always stocked with dishes.

At this time, the originally clean and tidy kitchen was in a mess as if it had been bombed.

A big hole was burned through the cooking pot, the rice pot also showed signs of being burned, and even the stovetop was half collapsed, and bursts of burning smell came from the stovetop.

Lan Xuanze was wearing the macho Hello Kitty apron bought by Xiao Muchen, holding a spatula in his hand. He looked innocently at Xiao Muxue who teleported into the kitchen, blinked twice in grievance, and wanted to squeeze out a few tears. Come.

"Muxue, the stove is disobedient."

Xiao Muxue: "..."

The corner of Xiao Muxue's mouth twitched wildly: "Lan Xuanze, it's only the second day since you came to my house, do you want to demolish my house?"

Lan Xuanze was very innocent: "I was afraid that you were too tired last night and would have no energy today, so I wanted to get up early to make breakfast for you, but I saw that there was no firewood in your kitchen, and I didn't have any of these things. I didn’t know how to use it, so I thought about setting up a small fireball to make a fire for cooking, but I didn’t want these things to explode when exposed to fire..."

Lan Xuanze became more and more aggrieved as he spoke, and his voice gradually became choked with sobs.

He didn't expect that the things here were so incorrigible!

Xiao Muxue looked at the rice pot pointed by Lan Xuanze.

Plastic product, stainless steel liner, sealed, won't it explode at the first ignition!

What's more, Lan Xuanze's fire is not an ordinary fire, but a spiritual fire comparable to the real fire of Samadhi. Any fire ball can melt steel bars, and how can an iron pot withstand the burning.

Xiao Muxue was sweeping the battlefield when she suddenly saw a pile of scrap metal hidden in a corner.

That should be her light wave furnace.

It was also blown up by Lan Xuanze.

Xiao Muxue holds her forehead!

Lan Xuanze hurried over and grabbed Xiao Muxue's sleeve coquettishly, "Muxue, I'm sorry, I was wrong."

Over the years of getting along with Xiao Muxue, Lan Xuanze has deeply understood the truth that no matter who is right or wrong, he should just apologize first.

As long as he apologizes, Xiao Muxue will relent.

Sure enough, the reprimand Xiao Muxue was about to say was changed to, because of Lan Xuanze's soft words, "I can't blame you, after all, you have never seen these things."

"I'll just teach you slowly from now on."

"Don't pack up yet. Go change your clothes. I'll take you out for morning tea."

With that said, Xiao Muxue took out her mobile phone and dialed a number.

Soon, an excited male voice came from the other end of the phone.

"Director, where have you been for the past six months? If you don't come back, my brothers will all miss you."

Listening to the exaggerated voice on the other end of the phone, Xiao Muxue raised the corners of her mouth strangely: "Since you miss me so much, don't I have to go back to the bureau today?"

After he finished speaking, the voice on the other end of the phone became even more excited.

"No, no, director, just take a good vacation. Everything in the bureau is fine. There's no need to be in such a hurry to come back."

Just kidding, if the director comes back, they will have to conduct devilish training again.

That is simply not what humans do!

Xiao Muxue knew her subordinates very well and said with a smile: "Since we don't need it, send two people to my house quickly to repair the kitchen. My stove collapsed."

"What? Someone dared to attack your kitchen?"

Xiao Muxue looked at Lan Xuanze, who was standing aside like a good baby, dumbfounded, and said to the phone: "That's right! I'm so scared."

"Don't worry, Director, I will send a team of people over to protect the Director now."

The words fell and the phone was hung up.

Xiao Muxue: "..."

Why does she feel that these people are not here to protect her, but to laugh at her?

After hanging up the phone, Lan Xuanze asked curiously: "Mu Xue, what is this?"

"This is a mobile phone, similar to a communication talisman. However, this mobile phone communication does not rely on spiritual power, but on electricity and phone bills..."

While Xiao Muxue pulled Lan Xuanze upstairs to change clothes, she introduced the uses of the mobile phone to Lan Xuanze.

……

the mall.

After breakfast, Xiao Muxue took Lan Xuanze to the mall to choose clothes.

Originally, Xiao Muxue wanted Lan Xuanze to wear Xiao Muchen's clothes first, but because Lan Xuanze was half a head taller than Xiao Muchen, and his trousers were one section shorter, he looked like a good-looking, energetic young man when he put them on.

As a last resort, Lan Xuanze still wore the robe of Xuanyao Continent.

Today happens to be Saturday, and there are people coming and going in the mall.

When Lan Xuanze appeared in the mall, he immediately attracted the attention of countless people, and some girls even had the courage to come up and strike up a conversation.

Although Lan Xuanze treated these girls who took the initiative to strike up a conversation with a cold face, those girls not only showed no fear at all, but instead blushed and screamed with heartbeats, which embarrassed Lan Xuanze.

What made Lan Xuanze even more embarrassed was that not only girls came forward to strike up a conversation, but also boys.

"Miss, can I add a WeChat?"

Lan Xuanze's mouth twitched wildly: "I am a man."

The boy was embarrassed at first, then said: "Men can do it too."

Lan Xuanze: "..."

Xiao Muxue stood aside wearing a mask and almost laughed.

She had already guessed that if Lan Xuanze came to the mall in this ancient costume, he would definitely attract the attention of countless passers-by, so she put on a mask early in the morning.

Lan Xuanze really wants to kill someone now.

But Xiao Muxue had told him when he was in Xuanyao Continent that this was a world ruled by law and that killing people was illegal. He must not kill people or use spiritual power. He had to live like an ordinary person.

As a last resort, Lan Xuanze could only endure it, trying to scare the other person away with his cold eyes.

But he underestimated the courage of social animals.

"Then, you can add me on WeChat." With that said, the boy opened his WeChat QR code and scanned it for Lan Xuanze.

Just when Lan Xuanze was about to run out of patience, Xiao Muxue stepped forward to rescue him.

"I'm sorry, Mingcao is owned by the owner and we won't lend it out!"

The boy was originally fascinated by Lan Xuanze's appearance, but now he was surprised to find that Xiao Muxue's voice was very nice. He couldn't help but said in surprise: "That beauty, can you add her on WeChat?"

"roll!"

Lan Xuanze couldn't bear it anymore.

……

Men's clothing store.

Although it was Xiao Muxue's first time visiting a men's clothing store, the shopping guides in the mall all knew Xiao Muxue.

After all, who doesn’t know a customer who is beautiful and generous?

The shopping guide greeted him enthusiastically, "Hello, Ms. Xiao, are you going to choose clothes for this man today?"

"Well!" Xiao Muxue glanced around casually and took a fancy to the suit on the central booth. "Try that suit on him."

"Okay, this way please."

The shopping guide invited Xiao Muxue and Lan Xuanze to the VIP room.

Soon, Lan Xuanze walked out of the dressing room wearing the suit chosen by Xiao Muxue.

He pulled his hair up high and tied it in a knot at the back of his head, revealing his slender neck. The collar of his white shirt was tightly buttoned, just enough to expose his Adam's apple, giving off an air of abstinence.

The simple and classic black suit and trousers are neatly cut, revealing Lan Xuanze's waist-to-hip ratio. The standard inverted triangle figure looks intimidating against the suit, but without losing the elegance of a gentleman.

Xiao Muxue looked up and down Lan Xuanze's figure, with an evil smile on her lips.

She turned to look at the shopping guide and said with a smile: "Please bring all the clothes and trousers in your store that he can wear for him to try on."

The shopping guide was surprised: "All? All?"

Xiao Muxue: "Everything."

It should take a while to get them all, right?

The shopping guide responded excitedly and hurried out of the VIP room. After leaving, he did not forget to close the VIP door thoughtfully.

Only Xiao Muxue and Lan Xuanze were left in the VIP room.

Xiao Muxue took two quick steps, hooked the back of Lan Xuanze's neck with one hand, and hugged his waist with the other. She pressed her body tightly against him, and when she raised her head, she just brushed against Lan Xuanze's resolute chin.

"Xuanze, do you know that dressing like this will make me want to commit a crime?"

I have to say that Lan Xuanze has a really good figure. He is the kind who looks fat when undressed and slim when dressed, and has broad shoulders, a thin waist and perky hips.

In the past, it wasn't that obvious when wearing ancient clothes, but now when wearing modern suits, it's just damn tempting.

Even more attractive than being naked.

Lan Xuanze just stood quietly. When he lowered his head, the tip of his nose lightly touched Xiao Muxue's, "Oh? Really? How do you want to commit a crime?"

Hot breath spurted out, evoking an ambiguous aura.

Xiao Muxue stood on tiptoes and kissed Lan Xuanze's lips, "Does a kiss count?"

Lan Xuanze murmured hoarsely: "It doesn't count."

Xiao Muxue moved her palms down, grabbed Lan Xuanze's hips, pulled her hard, and put her other leg on Lan Xuanze's waist.

Lan Xuanze hugged Xiao Muxue's legs, lowered his head and pursed his smiling red lips.

His kisses were always so restrained, as if he were afraid that using too much force would hurt Xiao Muxue, with doting care.

But Xiao Muxue was not satisfied and bit Lan Xuanze's lips lightly.

"Are you sure you don't want to be brave?"

Lan Xuanze: "..."

Xiao Muxue: "I like it when you treat me as crazy as you did last night."

Lan Xuanze: "Someone will come in at any time."

Xiao Muxue flicked her fingertips, locked the door, and said with a proud smile: "No one can come in, please start your performance!"

As she said that, Xiao Muxue hooked the hand on the back of Lan Xuanze's neck and moved along the slender neck to the Adam's apple, and gently opened the collar, revealing the Adam's apple that was slightly sweating.

Lan Xuanze's breathing was rapid, and he felt a rush of hot blood rushing to his forehead.

He suddenly picked up Xiao Muxue so that Xiao Muxue could sit astride his waist, and then walked quickly to the sofa while kissing...