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Lan Xuanze simply snapped his fingers, and a water dragon flew out from his fingertips and ran into the charging ghost hand.

The water dragon came so fiercely that Guishou had no time to dodge and was hit by the water dragon.

After the water dragon hit him, it immediately turned into ice and passed through his face. It was so cold that Gui's hands trembled, and his head felt dizzy and he fainted.

The remaining five people were dumbfounded.

Was he knocked unconscious just like that?

Is it too strong?

Moreover, this person is not a superpower, but a cultivator like their director?

But isn’t this person of the fire element?Why did you use water and ice spells?

Is it possible that this person is a full-scale immortal cultivator like his own director?

This idea had just flashed through their minds, and the five people looked at Lan Xuanze with admiration in their eyes, without any intention of challenging him.

"We concede defeat."

The five people looked at each other and surrendered in unison.

They are not stupid. They know they can't beat them, but they still rush in to torture them.

Lan Xuanze froze on the spot.

Surrender so soon?

He originally wanted to take the opportunity to teach them a lesson.

Lan Xuanze turned to look at Xiao Muxue aggrievedly, with an expression that said I haven't had enough.

Five people: "..." Brother, why are you still wronged?They should be the ones who should be wronged.

The corners of Xiao Muxue's lips raised, and she said in a nonchalant manner: "Surrender is not allowed, Xuanze, give them a good beating."

Let’s see if the five of them dare to gossip like this in the future.

After Lan Xuanze received Xiao Muxue's order, the aggrieved look on his face instantly turned into a well-behaved one, and he snapped his fingers again.

This time, five water dragons flew out from his fingertips and hit the five people at the same time.

This time, Lan Xuanze had experience. He did not knock the five people unconscious at once, but played tricks on the five people in different ways.

The five people were beaten so hard that they were unable to fight back, and their intestines turned green with regret.

They should have known earlier that eating melon would turn into a beating, and they would not have dared to stay and gossip!

They should have retreated immediately after cleaning up the kitchen.

After this one-sided beating, the six people were covered in injuries when they returned to the Superpower Bureau.

It's just that the injuries on the five people were caused by Lan Xuanze, and the injuries on Guishou were caused by these five people. The main point was that he was beaten, and his companions could not escape.

Good brothers should share blessings and share hardships!

After the six of them returned to the Superpower Bureau, Xiao Muxue found a boyfriend who was also an immortal cultivator and the news spread throughout the Superpower Bureau.

Lan Xuanze's strength is also rumored to be miraculous, almost like Thanos who can destroy the universe with just a snap of his fingers.

Therefore, although Lan Xuanze has not been to the supernatural power bureau yet, his reputation has spread in the supernatural power bureau.

This also indirectly led to the fact that when Lan Xuanze appeared in the supernatural bureau for the first time, everyone showed a look of awe towards Lan Xuanze, and their enthusiastic attitude seemed to say: I am very kind, don't hit me.

But this is all for later.

……

Xiao Muxue spent a week taking Lan Xuanze through various libraries, science and technology museums, military history museums, and history museums to learn everything about the world.

In just one week, Lan Xuanze had a thorough understanding of the world, and was able to skillfully use various electrical appliances and high technologies, as if he had grown up in this world since he was a child.

Not only that, Xiao Muxue also used her connections to give Lan Xuanze a decent identity.

Within a week, Xiao Muxue's belly grew bigger.

When she was in Xuanyao Continent before, there was no movement in her belly, as if she was not pregnant.

But after returning to the body, the child in the belly seemed to be trying to snatch back the previous time. It only took a week to grow to the size of seven months.

If it goes on like this, Xiao Muxue will suspect that she will give birth in two days.

But after seven months, the growth rate of the belly slowed down again, and after eight months, it gradually returned to normal.

At this time, Lan Xuanze has been in modern society for a month.

Early every morning, Lan Xuanze would get up early to prepare a rich and nutritious breakfast for Xiao Muxue, and then gently wake up Xiao Muxue.

He placed a kiss on Xiao Muxue's eyebrows and said, "Muxue, it's time to get up."

As Xiao Muxue's belly gradually grew bigger, she became more and more lazy. At this time, she nestled in the quilt and got into Lan Xuanze's arms comfortably.

"I still want to sleep a little longer."

"Then you sleep a little longer, and I'll put some toothpaste and hot water on you, okay?" Lan Xuanze's love for Xiao Muxue has no limit, as if he was doting on his daughter.

The more he favored her, the lazier Xiao Muxue became.

"No, just carry me over."

The corner of Lan Xuanze's mouth raised, he hugged Xiao Muxue into his arms without any explanation, and strode towards the bathroom.

The sound of water came, and along with Lan Xuanze's forbearing refusal, the atmosphere in the room became ambiguous.

"Muxue, don't make trouble. The doctor said that you are in the third trimester of pregnancy and you should not be too stimulated."

Xiao Muxue said softly: "Then just be gentle."

"Just be patient and wait until the baby is born, okay?"

"No~" Xiao Muxue refused, "I'm hungry, I want to have breakfast."

"Breakfast is already cooked. I'll carry you downstairs to eat."

"Those breakfasts are not as beautiful as yours, I want to eat you."

Xiao Muxue said, then she kissed her softly, and the sound of pecks accompanied by the sound of rushing water made people blush.

His breathing gradually became rapid, and Lan Xuanze's forbearing rejection was drowned in a lingering kiss.

Just when the two of them were confused and infatuated, Xiao Muxue's cell phone rang, calling back Lan Xuanze's gradually addicted consciousness.

He quickly pushed Xiao Muxue away and wanted to escape from the bathroom.

"I'll get your phone."

"Don't worry about it." Xiao Muxue pulled Lan Xuanze back, pouted and said coquettishly: "Kiss me~"

The phone stops ringing.

But what followed was a heavy knock on the door, and Xiao Muchen's call outside the door.

"Sister, open the door! Open the door! Why are you hiding inside and making no sound? I know you are at home..."

Xiao Muchen seemed to be afraid that Xiao Muxue wouldn't hear, so he used spiritual power to wrap the sound in, as if it was exploding in his ears.

Xiao Muxue was shocked to the point where her eardrums hurt, and her eyebrows wrinkled in displeasure. The lust in her eyes was shaken away by this cry, leaving only the cold murderous intention.

When Lan Xuanze saw this, the corners of his mouth couldn't help but curl up, as if he was gloating about his misfortune.

Since the last time we left the underwater cave, Xiao Muchen has gone nowhere and has not appeared again for a month.

As soon as it appeared this time, it seemed to have kicked the tiger's butt again.

Xiao Muchen has always been calm and steady in front of outsiders, but in front of Xiao Muxue, he is like a naughty child who always likes to dance wildly in Xiao Muxue's minefield.

Therefore, Xiao Muchen has been beaten by Xiao Muxue since he was a child.

But Xiao Muchen seemed to never tire of it. No matter how Xiao Muxue fought, he would not change.

Not only did they not change, they even got worse.

Just like now, Xiao Muchen was shouting vigorously outside the door, but his body was already tense and ready for defense. Just waiting for Xiao Muxue to come out in anger, he could block Xiao Muxue's critical attack as soon as possible.

But this time, Xiao Muxue was different from before.

Because the person who opened the door was not Xiao Muxue, but Lan Xuanze, whose face was covered with frost.

The moment Lan Xuanze saw Xiao Muchen, the frost in his eyes turned into sympathy, as if to say: You wish for good luck!

When Xiao Muchen saw Lan Xuanze, he was stunned for a moment, and then realized that his sister was already single.

For this reason, he felt a little unbalanced.

He is the only single person left in this family!

So is he the next person your parents want to marry?

Xiao Muchen was looking forward to it.

But she had been looking forward to it for a long time, but her parents still had no intention of going on a blind date for him. This made him a little impatient with the waiting, and he eagerly began to look for someone to get out of his single life.

But that’s a story for another day, and I’ll talk about it in detail later.

Seeing Lan Xuanze's eyes full of sympathy, Xiao Muchen finally realized that something was wrong and asked in a low voice: "Were you doing that just now? And then I interrupted you in the middle? Is my sister not satisfied with her desires?"

Before he said a word, Lan Xuanze's face turned darker, and his cheeks were unconsciously blushed with shyness.

Even though he has been in modern times for a month, he still doesn't like the straightforwardness of modern people.

In his eyes, these direct words were too much for Meng Lang.

When Xiao Muchen saw Lan Xuanze's face, which was so dark that it could drip with ink, he immediately covered his mouth in surprise, "Isn't it right? Did I really guess it?"

Xiao Muchen realized the seriousness of the matter.

But he was a flexible person, so he immediately looked at Lan Xuanze pleadingly, and said with a smile: "What about that, can you help me say a nice word to my sister?"

As the saying goes, don't hit the smiling person. Seeing that he smiles so beautifully, you should help him, right?

However, Xiao Muchen underestimated Lan Xuanze's ruthlessness.

He didn't even hit Xiao Muchen, which was already a great honor to Xiao Muchen.

If Xiao Muchen hadn't been Xiao Muchen's twin brother, and because Xiao Muchen dared to say such things as Meng Lang, he would have cut Xiao Muchen's tongue.

Lan Xuanze crossed his arms and leaned against the door frame, his eyes even more playful.

He was ready to see Xiao Muchen get beaten.

Xiao Muchen: "..."

There are really two kinds of people that cannot be covered by the same quilt.

Xiao Muchen was thinking about whether he should hide outside for a while.

But as soon as the idea crossed his mind, he rejected it.

With his sister's vengeful character, if he really ran away, what awaited him would only be an even more violent and brutal killing.

Xiao Muchen thought for a moment, smiled more enthusiastically, looked at Lan Xuanze hehe, and said diligently: "Brother-in-law, please help me just once!"

"Brother-in-law..."

"Brother-in-law..."

"Brother-in-law..."

Lan Xuanze gradually lost himself in the shouts of brother-in-law. He nodded with satisfaction, made a sign to follow me, and then turned and walked towards the living room.

Xiao Muchen smiled proudly and followed behind Lan Xuanze.

……

In the living room, Xiao Muxue was sitting in the living room with her arms folded. There was a cup of tea on the table. The tea was steaming and exuding a strange smell.

Xiao Muxue motioned Xiao Muchen to sit down, "Drink tea!"

Xiao Muchen sat down obediently and looked at the steaming tea. He was too scared to pick it up. He turned to look at Lan Xuanze and sent a signal for help.

For the sake of Xiao Muchen obediently calling him brother-in-law, Lan Xuanze coquettishly held Xiao Muxue's hand and said softly: "Muxue, I'm hungry."

He meant something.

When Xiao Muxue heard this, the anger in her eyes dissipated instantly, and she just wanted to send Xiao Muchen away as soon as possible.

"If you have something to say, say it quickly. If you fart, hurry up. After you fart, hurry up and leave."

Xiao Muchen: "..."

hateful!

How come everyone in their family is so obsessed with sex!

Although Xiao Muchen complained in his heart, he still stated the purpose of coming here today: "Sister, I came here today mainly to bring a message for my parents. They asked me to ask you, have you calmed down?"

When she mentioned her parents, anger rose again in Xiao Muxue's eyes.

"What do you say?"

Xiao Muxue's dangerous aura said everything.

Immediately afterwards, Xiao Muxue asked: "What? I'm so angry. Are they ready to come back?"

Xiao Muchen was embarrassed: "Well, that's what my parents seem to mean."

"If they dare not come back, I will make the baby in my belly disown their grandparents."

Xiao Muxue knew that her parents were very much looking forward to the birth of their grandson.

Xiao Muchen couldn't laugh or cry.

He looked at Xiao Muxue's belly, and there was no surprise in his eyes. It seemed that he already knew about Xiao Muxue's pregnancy, and even knew that Xiao Muxue would be pregnant within a month.

After all, he is the way of heaven, and it is not difficult to know something.

Xiao Muxue also knew that Xiao Muchen was just a messenger, so she had no intention of embarrassing Xiao Muchen. She said coldly: "Please help me bring a message to them. If they still don't come back before the baby is born, then never come back." ”

"Okay, you can go."

With that said, Xiao Muxue had already stood up and pulled Lan Xuanze to go upstairs.

Before leaving, Xiao Muxue said to Xiao Muchen without forgetting the threat: "This cup is a medicinal tea for strengthening the body. Don't waste my kindness."

Xiao Muchen looked at the cup of tea with a strange smell and did not doubt Xiao Muxue's words.

But this herbal tea is definitely very unpleasant to drink.

After Xiao Muchen and Lan Xuanze went upstairs, Xiao Muchen picked up the medicinal tea.

But he didn't drink it, but packed up the medicinal tea and took it away.

He felt that Minghuo helped him manage the order of heaven and needed the nourishment of this medicinal tea more than he did.

Far away in Tiandao Mansion, Ming Huo, who was immersed in handling official duties, suddenly sneezed and felt a chill running down his back, as if someone was trying to plot against him.

……

someday.

The wind is sunny and the sun is shining.

Xiao Muxue went to the Superpower Bureau to handle official business. Lan Xuanze cooked a sumptuous dinner at home alone and waited for Xiao Muxue to come home.

Today is Xiao Muxue's birthday, and he wants to give Xiao Muxue a surprise.

Lan Xuanze looked at the time. Xiao Muxue should be back soon. He ran upstairs excitedly...

After a while, the door opened and Xiao Muxue's voice sounded: "Xuanze..."

Before she finished speaking, Xiao Muxue froze on the spot.

A man wearing Ultraman Zero costume and Ultraman Zero helmet suddenly appeared in front of Xiao Muxue, and then Lan Xuanze's coquettish voice came from the helmet.

Lan Xuanze hugged Xiao Muxue and asked affectionately: "Dear, do you believe there is light in this world?"

Xiao Muxue's mouth twitched wildly: "..."

Lan Xuanze was not aware of Xiao Muxue's emotions and thought that Xiao Muxue was overjoyed by the surprise he had prepared. He said very proudly: "From now on, I will be your light and will always protect you."

With that said, Lan Xuanze went to kiss Xiao Muxue.

Xiao Muxue was embarrassed and raised her hand to push Lan Xuanze away, "Wait, don't make trouble..."

"Muxue, your dear Ultraman wants to kiss, kiss, kiss..."

"Lan Xuanze, you'd better stop now, otherwise you will regret it." Xiao Muxue said helplessly, wanting to dig a hole in the ground and get in.

Although she also thinks Lan Xuanze looks cute in this outfit, but...

Xiao Muxue turned to look at the two people behind her who were stunned in embarrassment.

Lan Xuanze thought Xiao Muxue was having fun with him. After all, they had a lot of fun during this period, such as police and prisoners, nurses and patients, maids and masters...

Almost all the tricks that should be played have been played, and the interest has reached a point of lack.

He had been browsing short videos on the Internet for a long time before he found the interesting point of Ultraman. He specially chose to wear it on Xiao Muxue's birthday just to please Xiao Muxue.

"Monster, stop making fearless resistance and obey Ultraman. Ultraman may consider not sending you back to the alien planet..."

Lan Xuanze had already entered the role. He picked up Xiao Muxue and wanted to teleport back to the room.

However, just as he picked up Xiao Muxue, Xiao Muxue suddenly took off his helmet, and a cold voice sounded: "Xuanze, my parents are here."

Lan Xuanze: "..."

He was stunned for a moment, and then he saw a man and a woman standing at the door.

Although this pair of men and women looked very similar to the Emperor and Queen of Xuanyao Continent, their aura was obviously much stronger than that of the Emperor and Queen, and they were exactly the same as the two people he had seen in the cave in the sea before. .

With just one glance, Lan Xuanze recognized that these two people were Xiao Muxue's biological parents, Xiao Wuyang and Shi Anran.

The moment Shi Anran saw Lan Xuanze, he gave a meaningful smile and then gave Lan Xuanze a thumbs up, as if to say: Young people really know how to play.

Xiao Wuyang's face was ugly, and his black pupils seemed to be covered with ice. He was holding back the terrifying pressure, and his clenched fist seemed to be about to hit Lan Xuanze's face in the next second.

Lan Xuanze is not afraid of strong people, but after all, these are Xiao Muxue's biological parents, so he is somewhat nervous.

Especially since he was still wearing Ultraman's costume and had said Meng Lang's words just now, two shy blushes instantly appeared on his face.

He felt that he was too embarrassed to see anyone.

The next moment, Lan Xuanze disappeared from the place holding Xiao Muxue.

Immediately, Shi Anran's hilarious voice came from downstairs.

Shi Anran smiled, held his stomach and fell into Xiao Wuyang's arms.

"Hahaha...it's all right. When will you wear Ultraman clothes to seduce me?"

Xiao Wuyang's face turned darker.

"so ugly."

Although Xiao Wuyan said he was disgusted, he had already taken out his mobile phone to find an Ultraman costume online and place an order.

He felt that he would look better wearing it than Lan Xuanze.

Shi Anran and Xiao Wuxu entered the house.

Shi Anran likes to eat the most. As soon as she came in, she went to the kitchen in search of the aroma. When she saw the delicious food on the table, her eyes instantly brightened.

"I didn't expect that my son-in-law is quite good at cooking!"

When Xiao Wuyang heard Shi Anran's praise of Lan Xuanze, his tone became even more unkind: "You're far behind me."

Shi Anran looked at the angry Xiao Wuyan and said with a smile: "Yes, yes, the food you cook is the most delicious in the world. My son-in-law can't compare to you!"

Xiao Wuyang's expression softened slightly after receiving praise from his wife.

But he still said displeasedly: "He has not married Mu Xue yet, so he is not considered our son-in-law."

Xiao Wuyang had a natural resistance to Lan Xuanze, his son-in-law.

Shi Anran looked at the awkward Xiao Wuyang and teased: "Mu Xue didn't find a boyfriend back then and pestered us all day long. You were more anxious than anyone else and wanted to marry Mu Xue as soon as possible."

"Why is it that Muxue is about to get married now, but you can't bear to let her go?"

Xiao Wuyang didn't know why he was like this.

He just felt like the daughter he had worked so hard to raise had been kidnapped.

It's not that he doesn't like Lan Xuanze, he's just simply hostile to Xiao Muxue's boyfriend.

Even if this person was not Lan Xuanze, but anyone else, he would still be hostile.

Although Xiao Wuyang was hostile to Lan Xuanze, he had no intention of making things difficult for Lan Xuanze. He would even bless Xiao Muxue and Lan Xuanze.

But this still did not prevent him from seeing Lan Xuanze as distasteful.

I'm afraid only my father understands this ambivalent mentality.

……

upstairs.

Listening to the laughter coming from downstairs, Lan Xuanze's face turned redder as if it could bleed.

Xiao Muxue looked at Lan Xuanze's shy and embarrassed look, and then thought about what Lan Xuanze had just done, and finally couldn't help bursting into laughter.

"Hahaha...Xuanze, why are you so cute?"

He was so embarrassed that he could dig out three bedrooms and one living room with his toes.

He was extremely embarrassed and said, "Mu Xue, stop laughing~"

"Okay, okay, I won't laugh, I promise not to laugh."

Although Xiao Muxue didn't smile as she spoke, she still couldn't hide the smile in her eyes, and the raised corners of her mouth couldn't be suppressed with an AK47.

Lan Xuanze gradually calmed down and then said nervously: "Mu Xue, why didn't you tell me earlier that your parents were coming?"

If he had known earlier, he wouldn't have worn Ultraman's clothes even to death!

Xiao Muxue was very innocent: "I didn't expect you to prepare such a big surprise for me!"

"The main thing is that I only met them on the way home. I didn't know they were coming beforehand."

As Xiao Muxue said, Xiao Muchen's voice wrapped in spiritual power came from downstairs again, as if he was afraid that Lan Xuanze wouldn't hear.

"What? My brother-in-law wears Ultraman clothes? And you ask my sister if she believes in light? Hahaha..."

Xiao Muchen's laughter suddenly stopped, followed by his screams.

"Ah! Mom, why did you hit me?"

"Ah! Dad, why are you hitting me too?"

Xiao Wuyang: "No matter how big or small, your brother-in-law is the one you can laugh at? What if you scare your brother-in-law like this?"

Xiao Muchen: "..." Why is it always me who gets hurt?