The system gave me immortality, and I survived everyone

"No, why are you so stubborn?"

"With your stinking attitude, can you find a good wife?"

"If you don't pass on your lineage, there will be no one to carry on our family line."

In response to Pang Tong's "earnest advice", Pang Hong snorted twice with a forced smile.

"Second Uncle, you have the nerve to criticize me for this kind of thing."

"If you want to carry on the family line so much, why don't you find me a second aunt?"

"Besides, I have not yet achieved anything, so I am not interested in things like love affairs."

"It's not just me. Didn't Miao Shi and Jiang Boyao find a Taoist partner too?"

After these words were spoken, Miao Shi and Jiang Boyao, who were eating melons, were dumbfounded.

Everything was fine, why did it get involved with me?

"You are all a bunch of useless people. You can't fight or give birth to children. I really don't know what the point of having you is."

"Among the four of you, I think Changsheng is the most sensible."

After giving a harsh scolding, Pang Tong left with a flick of his sleeves, leaving the four people looking at each other in bewilderment.

At this time, Jiang Boyue whispered, "Changsheng, you are the only one among the four of us who has a Taoist partner."

"Tell us honestly, is it really that interesting?"

Faced with this question, Xiao Mu looked a little embarrassed.

"Um... this thing should be interesting, otherwise there wouldn't be so many people who like it, right?"

"No, what do you mean it should be interesting? You and Xiaoqing have been childhood sweethearts since they were young."

"It's true that we are childhood sweethearts, but we both act out of affection and stop at courtesy, you know."

After saying that, the four of them fell silent again.

The four seemingly powerful geniuses are actually four virgins in secret. If this matter were made public, people would definitely laugh at them.

Seeing this, Miao Shi, who was always calm, spoke.

"I'm afraid this battle is a life-or-death struggle. It's a pity that some things haven't been explored clearly."

"I heard there is a place called a brothel in the world. Do you know where it is?"

Hearing this, the three of them all shook their heads.

Just when the atmosphere in the room was about to become awkward again, a jade slip flew in.

"The environment of the small world ahead is pretty good, go there quickly and come back quickly."

"I will keep this a secret for you. Also, you can mention my name when you go there and get a 20% discount."

When Pang Tong's voice came, the faces of the four people suddenly turned red at a speed visible to the naked eye.

......

Battleship deck.

Pang Tong found a corner and lay down, holding a communicator in his hand.

"Take your nephew to a brothel, do you have the shame to do such a thing?"

"It's normal for children to be a little curious, and given their personalities, they will probably run away."

"I do not believe!"

"Then what are you going to do?"

"I arranged a few top names for them."

When these words came out, Pang Tong's eyes widened immediately.

"Is that place your property?"

"I'm not interested in making money from this, but I know whose industry it is, and I can still arrange for a few top stars."

"Will it reveal your identity?"

"No, I have many fake identities. Otherwise, how can I control the entire era's trading channels?"

“Can you make a picture?”

"Absolutely clear!"

"Hurry up and send the footage over. I can't wait to see their embarrassing looks."

......

An unknown little world.

"brush!"

Four figures quickly flew out of the small world. At this time, Miao Shi and others all had red faces and their heartbeats accelerated.

"We haven't been here today."

“Yes, we’ve never been here.”

After a brief exchange, the four people left via four different routes.

But what they don't know is that all their actions are being monitored by two people.

"Hahaha!"

"I am dying of laughter. Miao Shi, this idiot, actually asked people why they were taking off their clothes. He really doesn't understand anything at all!"

Pang Tong laughed so hard that he fell backwards, and there was also laughter from the other end of the communicator.

"That's nothing. Your nephew actually asked a girl how to give birth to a child."

"Don't you Shenji lineage even teach this?"

"My senior brother is just an old bachelor, he teaches shit!"

"But speaking of it, Miao Shi and Chang Sheng are the most cunning among the four."

"First, knock the girl unconscious, and then use spiritual sense to observe others. However, those scenes are very exciting for them!"

"I will laugh at them for the rest of my life about this."

"By the way, the fluctuations of your spiritual consciousness just now seemed unstable. Have you never seen such a scene before?"

"boom!"

Pang Tong asked casually, but before he finished his words, the communicator in his hand exploded.

And it is obvious that this is Chen Changsheng's method.

Faced with such a situation, Pang Tong was stunned at first, and then laughed even louder.

......

Zhulong Fortress.

Chen Changsheng ended the call with a gloomy face. At this moment, he was soaking in a huge colorful pool.

A horrible wound appeared on his back.

"How dare you, Pang Tong, tease me? You wait for me."

"It's my right to tease you. Who would have thought that the undertaker of Zongheng Era is still a virgin."

Hu Tudou's voice came from the side.

She just threw some medicinal herbs into the colorful pool, and then used her magical power to comb Chen Changsheng's meridians.

In response to Hu Tudou's words, Chen Changsheng curled his lips and said.

"I'm just not interested in this kind of thing. I don't have such vulgar tastes."

"What Taoist brother said is right. I will always believe what Taoist brother says."

Looking at Hu Tudou's smiling face, Chen Changsheng's face turned even darker.

"believe it or not."

"Besides, you can just let Ultron do this kind of thing. Why do you have to do it yourself?"

"Of course I have to do things that are related to life and death, otherwise I won't feel at ease."

"Wow!"

As he spoke, the sound of someone entering the water was heard, and Chen Changsheng, who was floating in the colorful pool, suddenly panicked.

"If you have anything to say, just say it nicely. Don't put your hands on me. I'll get angry."

Ignoring Chen Changsheng's "threat", Hu Tudou walked towards Chen Changsheng step by step.

Just when Chen Changsheng thought that his innocence was at risk, Hu Tudou stopped.

"Brother Taoist, I'm leaving."

"From now on, you must take care of yourself. If there is an afterlife, I will definitely be your real wife."

After saying that, Hu Tudou held up Chen Changsheng's head and kissed him lightly on the forehead.

Feeling the warmth on his forehead, Chen Changsheng pursed his lips and said, "Okay, if I have an afterlife, I will definitely marry you."

After getting this answer, the corners of Hu Tudou's mouth slightly raised.

And her figure gradually disappeared.

Looking at Hu Tudou who had disappeared, Chen Changsheng was speechless.

"System, are the words just now considered lies?"

"Replying to the host, from a certain perspective, this is the biggest lie."

"Because you will always be alive, and if you don't die, there will be no 'afterlife'."

"But she still believed it. She believed the biggest lie in the world."

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