Naruto: Become Uchiha Madara’s mobile health pack

Uchiha Madara and Senju Hashirama were kicked out of the conference room by Kamui. The two of them lay face to face with each other at the window of the corridor outside the conference room, feeling the warm wind of late spring and early summer, but their expressions were extremely strange.

He pressed his elbow against the window, made a few seals between the pillars, and stretched out his hand. A branch grew from his fingertips, and a fearless bird landed on the canopy of his small bird's nest.

He whistled to tease the bird, and while laughing he asked casually, "What do you think those two would say?"

Madara's face didn't look good. He wanted to know what Kamui wanted to say to Tobirama alone, but he was kicked out by Kamui just now.

Now, the barrier was set by himself, perfectly blocking out all sounds, making it impossible for him to eavesdrop even if he wanted to.

His voice was muffled, "Who knows."

Hashirama couldn't help but laugh, looking at him with a mocking look in his eyes, "So this is how Madara behaves when he likes someone."

Madara felt a little embarrassed when his best friend said this. He blushed and turned his head to one side.

Uchiha people always have a kind of awkwardness about them. They are very frank when it comes to their feelings, but they will be inexplicably shy when asked by others. This is a kind of awkwardness that they are not even aware of. It's so naturally awkward.

When such a contradiction of separation and harmony appears in the Uchiha clan, everything seems to be just right.

As Hashirama spoke, he began to feel a little sad, "I have thought more than once about what kind of girl is suitable for you. It seems that I have thought too much."

Madara turned around expressionlessly. He stared at Hashirama's smiling face. He stared at it for a long time before tentatively asking, "Do you think I'm disgusting? Will you gradually alienate me?" ?”

Hashirama didn't quite understand the purpose of Madara's question. He was a little confused, "Why do you ask like this?"

"Like a man, this kind of feeling is very different, doesn't Hashirama think so like everyone else? Do you still want to have a friend like me?"

In Madara's opinion, the education of the Senju clan that Hashirama received was somewhat old-fashioned and pedantic, with some feudalism that should not be violated. Such people should have been emotionally educated from generation to generation, and most of all Would Hashirama be able to combine an ordinary man and woman with a heterosexual like him...

Madara suddenly didn't dare to think about it anymore. He didn't feel bad about being talked about behind his back by countless strangers, but if even his friends were like this, even though his heart was strong enough, he would feel sad after all, right?

Hashirama stared at Madara blankly for a while, then suddenly burst into laughter. The sudden laughter frightened the bird on his finger and flew away. Hashirama removed the branch that had been transformed into a piece of wood and patted Madara's head. Shoulder.

"I'm different from them, because I know what kind of person you are. Don't say you like a man, you just like a tree or a bird, and regard each tree or bird as your partner and lover. We are still the same are best friends.”

Saying this, Hashirama pouted childishly. He was one year younger than Madara, and he often showed such a childish side without any pressure in front of Madara.

"What's wrong?" Seeing him acting like this suddenly, Madara was a little panicked.

"It's just my wishful thinking that we are best friends. That must not be the case in your heart. Kamui is the first priority in your heart."

Is it just because of this kind of thing?

Madara had never dealt with this kind of "jealousy" between men before. He was a little at a loss for a moment. He subconsciously scratched his hands and licked his dry lips. He was helpless.

"Kamiwei and I are more than just friends, but as far as pure friends are concerned, you are definitely the first one. We have been friends since we were teenagers. Why should we doubt this?"

Once an Uchiha gives his sincerity, it will never change, love is the same, and friendship is the same.

Saying this, Madara said a little awkwardly: "What do you mean by saying this about me? Isn't Mito Uzumaki number one in your heart?"

Saying this, Hashirama held his chin and thought for a while, it seemed like this was the case.

He immediately smiled again, "Now I can probably put Shenwei in the position of your 'wife', but..."

Hashirama turned his head and glanced at the closed door of the conference room not far away, and he was suddenly enveloped in sadness.

"It's just that Tobirama is so pitiful. How could he fall in love with Kamui? Even though Kamui is indeed very beautiful, how did he think of Kamui as a girl in the first place?"

Hashirama couldn't figure this out.

No matter how you look at it, Kamui is a man. He has an Adam's apple. Although his frame is not as good as his own and Tobirama's, it is obviously wider than that of a woman. His waist is a little thinner, as if he can hold it with two hands, but Uchi Men of the Bo clan are generally slender, so that’s okay, right?

Hashirama's "wife" was very helpful to Madara, and he couldn't suppress the corners of his mouth since he was in a happy mood. Even Tobirama's experience was a bit pitiful in his mind.

He remembered that when he was a boy, Kamui would always run out wearing very neutral clothes. He must have started to fool Tobirama at that time, right?

How old Tobirama was at that time, he was only over ten years old. How could he, an old-fashioned young man, have played with all kinds of Kamui?

No wonder Hashirama couldn't figure it out. If he hadn't accidentally discovered the secret meeting between the two guys in Nanga River, I'd probably have the same doubts as Hashirama now.

The two people were talking, and Hashirama finally noticed something was wrong. He suddenly turned his head with sharp eyes, and said in a deep voice to the shadow in the corner: "Who is there, come out!"

Perhaps it was because this was his own village that he was too relaxed. It was not until this moment that Hashirama realized that there was still the aura of this third person in the corner. After he said it, Madara felt it.

Before he could sense whose chakra it was, he saw Hinata Asuka in white walking out of the dark corner like a ghost.

His face was pale and lost, and only when he met Madara's eyes did he show a complex expression that Hashirama couldn't understand.

Seeing that it was him, Hashirama was stunned for a moment, and his anger disappeared. He was very surprised.

"Hinata...Clan Chief Asuka?" He didn't understand why Asuka was hiding in the corner and eavesdropping, "Why...didn't you go back?"

Hinata Asuka ignored him at all, but stared at Uchiha Madara unblinkingly with a pair of gray-white eyes.

Ever since Kamui came back from Hinata a few years ago and saw Kamui's injuries, Madara no longer had a good impression of Hinata Asuka.

In his eyes, Hinata Asuka was a despicable villain. If Kamui hadn't found this guy useful and stopped him from killing him, how could he have had the chance to stand in front of him.

After thinking about it for a long time, he probably guessed Hinata Asuka's thoughts about Kamui.

Trapping people by his side and not letting go, trusting Kamui unconditionally even though he clearly has a different stance, and always looking for a chance to meet, all these signs indicate that Asuka Hyuga's thoughts towards Kamui are not pure.

When he thought that even with this guy's interference, Kamui still survived, Madara was not only grateful, but he also had an even more naked contempt for him.

The corners of his mouth were raised, but his eyes were like looking at ants. In Madara's mind, if he had to find an opponent for him to fight with, it could only be Tobirama who was whispering to the Kamui conference room at this moment, his Hyuga Asuka. Madara's eyes were never in his sights.

Madara was a little confused by Hinata Asuka's contemptuous attitude, but he suddenly remembered the information he got a few years ago, saying that the clan leaders of Hinata and Uchiha died at the hands of each other. The two of them now looked at each other. It's like looking at an enemy, probably because of that.

Hashirama was a little embarrassed to be sandwiched between two people. On one side was a close friend, and on the other was the newly joined ninja leader. How to balance these two people was really a technical job.