Naruto: Become Uchiha Madara’s mobile health pack

Shigure also discovered Madara, and as soon as he saw him, Shigure covered his mouth and couldn't stop laughing.

Because she was really a little afraid of him, she wanted to laugh but didn't dare to laugh openly, so she only dared to secretly glance at him from the corner of her eye. If she was caught and stared back, she didn't panic, but it became harder to suppress her laughter.

Her reaction was really confusing to Madara. Kamui sighed next to her and said to her: "Don't laugh, otherwise when he gets angry and snaps your neck later, I will pretend that I didn't see it."

Shigure was speechless for a moment, "Hey, why are you like this?"

Kamui took a sip of tea and said nonchalantly, "That's just me."

Shigure was speechless by him, but when he thought of the scene Kamui mentioned and saw Madara's tense and gloomy face, he still felt that the scene was too beautiful and he didn't dare to look at it.

She drank the last sip of tea in the cup, wiped her mouth, jumped up from the edge, and then slipped away in despair.

It wasn't until Shigure's brisk footsteps disappeared in the corridor of the other courtyard that Madara went over and sat down unhappily.

"What did you two say? Why is she looking at me like that? What is she laughing at?"

Faced with Madara's inquiry, Kamui smiled at him mysteriously. The afterglow of the setting sun was a beautiful rose color, and it cast a layer of rose-colored halo on Kamui's fair face. She was really beautiful. .

"Of course it's because you are good-looking that she will look at you and smile. Otherwise, why would it be?"

How could Madara believe Kamui's answer?

He sneered, "You're used to fooling me."

"Seriously, you saw me opening all the doors and windows, right?"

"Yeah," Madara responded softly, took Kamui's tea cup and poured himself a cup of tea, and rushed all the way back from the Nanga River. It was really thirsty in this increasingly hot weather.

"You haven't gone back to your room yet, have you?"

Madara naturally did not go back. When he saw Kamui and Shigure sitting on the edge of the corridor chatting, he naturally walked over without looking away.

"We are drying things in our room. We have kept them on the bottom of the box for two or three years. We always need to take them out for a breather before using them. I also rolled the sachet that A Xue made for us around and around on it to make sure that I can wear it when the time comes. There is no musty smell, but it smells delicious, just like when you pleased me that day." As he said that, Kamui winked at Madara ambiguously.

Of course Madara had not forgotten which time he was talking about pleasing, but thinking about it now, he was really not very clear-headed at that time.

It was probably because Hashirama drank too much wedding wine that he did what looked like a woman would do. Otherwise, he wouldn't have been teased by Kamui until now.

"Don't talk about that thing again, or I'll fall out."

"Falling?" Kamui raised his eyebrows and stared at Madara's profile with interest as he closed his eyes and pretended to be serious. He reached out and held Madara's chin, forcing him to open his eyes and look at him.

Madara felt a slight pain on his jaw, opened his eyes through a small gap, and saw Kamui looking at him with a wicked smile.

While looking at him condescendingly, he asked with a smile: "Can you turn against me as quickly as I can flip through a book?"

"..."

"Do you still dare to fall out with me?"

He was just talking, his eyes moved elsewhere, and Madara sighed in his heart. His partner was too domineering and serious, but he chose people by himself and pursued them shamelessly. He actually liked him in him. in this way.

"Hmph, you know I'm joking. When I say this..." Madara suddenly noticed something was wrong. He turned his face abruptly, with a strange caution in his eyes.

He asked Shenwei: "You said you were wearing it... so what are you doing?"

Kamui's smile grew deeper. He let go of Madara's chin, clapped his hands and said happily: "Blind student, you finally discovered Hua Dian."

Madara grabbed his wrist eagerly, "Kamui, what are you doing?"

Shenwei glanced at him, his eyes slightly raised, his eyes moving, full of seductive charm, he said with a smile: "You can see for yourself and you will know."

Just as Madara was feeling worried, when he held the door frame with both hands and saw clearly the things hanging in his and Kamui's room, his whole body felt bad.

The kimonos of different colors were hung to dry in the room for two people. There were four sets in total. Due to the complexity of the kimonos, two rooms were barely enough.

The wind blows from one side to the other, from one room to another. Occasionally, the wind from the corridor comes in, and the wind has no fixed direction. All kinds of kimonos are flying randomly in the wind, which is really beautiful.

Kamui came to Madara's side at some point. He smiled and asked, "Does it look good?"

Madara frowned, his expression unkind, "What are you going to do with this?"

Kamui looked like he was making a big fuss. He lay on Madara's shoulder and blew softly, "Of course it's for you to wear. I thought about it a few years ago and let you old-fashioned and little old-fashioned people wear it together." You guys, the flowers of the high mountain, have brought down the altar, I’ve been thinking about this for a long time.”

The hot air blew on Madara's earlobe in wisps, making him itchy. He wanted to scratch it, but Kamui wouldn't let him go.

The warm tongue touched his itchy earlobe like a kitten licking water. At the moment when Madara's whole body was electrified, he innocently moved away.

"Of course I bought it for you to wear, otherwise the money will not be wasted. Yours, Izuna's, Tobirama's, Hashirama's are all here." After saying this, Kamui shook his head again, "Izuna He's still young, so don't force him, just you three can wear it."

Madara held his wrist again. After the teasing just now, Madara's voice became hoarse, "Don't talk to yourself. Who told you that I would wear women's clothes to show you, let me wear that in public?" , don’t even think about it.”

"Really not wearing it?"

"If you don't wear it, you'll be beaten to death." Madara rubbed his neck with a tough attitude.

Narrowing his eyes into the shape of a crescent moon, Shenwei smiled and said, "Then I'll beat you to death."

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"By the way, did you tell that woman about this just now?"

Kamui didn't hide it at all, "I asked her to do your makeup and dress up when the time comes, and Shigure happily agreed."

Madara was about to explode, and even his steel hair was more explosive than before. He yelled, "She was seeing a joke, of course she would readily agree. Are you a fool? Your man was dressed as a woman." , are you so happy?"

"Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" Kamui motioned him to keep his voice down, "What if Izuna comes back..."

Madara was so angry with this guy in his family that he really wanted to carry Kamui back to the room, throw him on the spread bedding, and then give him a severe lesson.

However, now both of their rooms were occupied by messy kimonos, and even if he wanted to carry out punishment, there was no place where he could operate.

After his earlobe was touched, the emotional and angry Madara Uchiha was like an ant on a hot pot, and he was very anxious.

The hand holding Kamui's wrist gradually lost control of the strength. Kamui wrinkled his face in pain and tried to break free in dissatisfaction. However, Madara did not let go. Only by firmly holding the person in his hand could he offset some of the force coming from him. Discomfort within the body.

His eyes began to look around constantly. Shenwei followed his gaze in confusion and asked curiously: "What are you looking for?"

Madara gasped twice, swallowed a mouthful of slightly dry saliva, pursed his lips, and said with evil eyes, "I'm looking for a place where I can teach you a lesson."