Naruto: Become Uchiha Madara’s mobile health pack

While Tobirama was scolding the evil Uchiha, in the Senju Clan's mansion, Hashirama was happily lying on his wife's abdomen and clamoring to feel the fetal movement, not even noticing the slightest movement.

He was talking silly and happily to the child in his belly. Mito frowned and looked at her husband as if he was looking at a mentally retarded person.

"I said, he is only two months old and has not yet formed. He will only be able to understand what you say."

Hashirama was a father for the first time, so he was naturally inexperienced. Before a girl gets married, her mother or the experienced women in the clan will teach her all the knowledge in this area, but there is no such thing for the boy.

So compared to Mito, Hashirama's knowledge in this area is almost zero.

He was confused, "Can't you hear it? But I think I can hear it."

Mito rolled her eyes and didn't want to talk to him anymore, so she simply let Hashirama rest against her belly.

Hashirama was still chattering, telling the child, who didn't know whether he was a son or a daughter, about his dreams, his expectations, his desires, and his interests.

Mito was very moved as he listened, and the expression on his face finally became gentler.

The cold beauty melted, and Hashirama noticed it, leaning on his wife's lap and smiling at her.

There was only a trace of afterglow left by the setting sun, falling on the two of them like a soft light filter.

Mito, with her motherly glory, is even more beautiful in Hashirama's eyes than when they first met, and he can't get enough of it.

Mito was carefully making the baby's clothes. Calculating the time, the child would be born in a colder time, and the clothes would not dry well in winter, so he would need to make more spare replacements.

His hand was suddenly held by Hashirama. Mito lowered his eyes in surprise and heard Hashirama say, "There is plenty of time to do this. It's getting dark. It's not good for your eyes to stare anymore. We'll do it tomorrow."

Mito curled her lips and smiled. She was born with a cold personality, and no matter how happy she was, it was just a calm smile on her face.

She said: "Okay, I will listen to you."

Madara has Kamui, Hashirama has Mito, but Tobirama is the only one who lives alone. Not only is he secretly tricked into wearing women's clothing, but no one can help him peel off the candy wrappers. Just for now, he also has to transform into a big villain to help others deal with the aftermath. , it can be said to be the worst beating of a worker in history.

The point is, he doesn't know anything about it yet.

so miserable~

~

One night later.

"What do you want me to do again?"

In the private room of the izakaya in the shopping street, Tobirama stepped on the low table. After a few glasses of wine, his fair face showed an abnormal pink color.

Hashirama, who was well aware of his poor drinking ability, hid from Madara's side in an extremely stupid manner the moment Tobirama stood up. He held Madara's arm plausibly.

"Let me hide, I'm afraid he'll flip the table!"

Although Madara disliked it, he allowed Hashirama to hold his arm weakly. He sat upright and saw Tobirama's blood flowing out and he cursed Kamui.

Shenwei wasn't afraid at all, he smiled so hard that he couldn't even see his eyes, just like a good-tempered old fox who was scheming people.

Madara's mood was very subtle. On the one hand, Kamui was a little unhappy when Tobirama yelled at him like that, but on the other hand, he felt that someone really needed to control Kamui. This was a problem that he could never imagine.

So, Ban simply pretended not to see it, holding a small wine glass leisurely, leaning against the window, drinking alone at the moon.

"Wearing women's clothes? Which part of your brain is broken? Why on earth do I, a macho man, wear women's clothes?"

Kamui ducked to the side, smiling as he hid, "Tobirama, you are as beautiful as a flower. Looking at all the Senju, how can anyone be so beautiful? If you don't put on women's clothing and show it to others, wouldn't it be a waste of natural resources?" What kind of treasure is it if it's just hidden in a box? It has to be put on the table for people to see."

Madara's ears, who were drinking alone at Yue, twitched. He was now quite sensitive to the word "beautiful as a flower". Kamui used this word to fool him in the first place. How come that just one day later, this word was used to match Tobirama again?

He pursed his lips and was very dissatisfied with this, but he restrained himself from saying anything. After all, his purpose was to peel off the candy wrapper, so he could endure it for the time being.

Contrary to Madara's thoughts, Tobirama, who was a bit drunk, reacted a few beats slower. He heard that there seemed to be something wrong in Kamui's words, but he couldn't tell what was wrong for a while.

He stood barefoot on the low table, frowning like that, looking at Kamui with a confused expression, and desperately trying to find the loopholes in Kamui's words.

Hashirama was not happy when he heard this. He let go of Madara's arm and pointed at Kamui, "In terms of beauty, I can be regarded as one of the Senjus with outstanding looks. Where exactly do I lose to Tobirama? Compared with Tobirama, it's obvious I look more manly, don’t I?”

Hashirama successfully attracted the firepower. Tobirama, who was still struggling with what Kamui said wrongly, successfully bypassed Kamui and pointed at him after hearing his elder brother's words.

Tobirama narrowed his narrow eyes with a fierce look, "Brother, are you comparing my looks to me?"

Hashirama drank more than Tobirama. At this time, his blood surged and he felt a little heady.

"Tobirama, you must know that the beauty of a man lies in his heroic spirit. Look at me. I have an upright appearance. I look like an honest and good man. Only with such an appearance can I be considered good-looking."

"What about me? How am I not manly? Tell me!" He poked the tip of Hashirama's nose with his index finger. Hashirama's nose, which was poked red by half the table separated by the door, pouted, "You look feminine, Thin eyebrows and thin eyes are what a woman looks like. Although her masculinity is not gone, compared with me, my eldest brother, I am still slightly inferior. You have to accept the reality!"

Tobirama was not happy with this. He laughed twice and retorted loudly, "I look like my mother. Whether it is eyebrows or hair color, she is the same as my mother. My mother is recognized by thousands of hands as a once-in-a-decade meeting." You are a beauty, but brother, no one has ever said you look like my mother, right?"

"This..." Hashirama picked the bridge of his nose with his index finger, feeling a little embarrassed.

Hashirama's appearance follows his father's, and his mother's appearance has an effect on his face, but not much.

When he was a child, his mother would occasionally hold his face and frown. She would look at Hashirama's face from side to side, shaking her head, and even frowning at the same time.

At that time, Xiaozhujian was very panicked. He always felt that his mother's eyes revealed unknown disappointment.

At this time, the mother would mutter something, "What went wrong? It's obviously a child born by two people together. Why don't you show any trace of me, huh?"

After so many years, his mother has been dead for a long time. When it comes to appearance, Hashirama still clearly remembers the story of being "disliked" when he was a child because he didn't look like his mother.

Among the four brothers, the one whom her mother likes the most is the second brother Tobirama, because Tobirama is almost carved out of the same mold as his mother. He was cute and pretty when he was a child, and he has not grown crooked even as he grows up. His eyebrows are delicate and charming, and they are all She is a cold-faced beauty with light complexion.

Kamui joined the game at the right time, "Right, right? Tobirama is the best raised by Senju's parents. He might look a lot like your mother when he puts on women's clothing. I want to see it, Izuna, do you want to see it?" "

After being cueed inexplicably, Quan Nai recovered from the shock. Did he hear it correctly? These men were talking about wearing women's clothes?