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Chapter 183 Wang Mo went crazy!

old bastard!

Old beast...

These words kept echoing in He Anmin's mind, almost going crazy.

At this moment, he finally knew what Zheng Guoyun was feeling just now.However, unlike Zheng Guoyun who was passively scolded, he took the initiative to seek scolding.

"How could this happen? How could we fight against each other?"

He Anmin's eyes were blank and he kept mumbling to himself.

The first couplet he took out was actually not created by himself, but taken from the Shanshui Forum.

He had long forgotten the origin of the first couplet. He only remembered that the first couplet had been posted on the forum for more than half a year, and to this day no one could perfectly match the second couplet.

Or the battle is not neat.

Either the artistic conception is not as good as the first couplet.

He Anmin originally thought that no matter how powerful Wangjiacun was, he would never be able to match this second line.Even if it comes out, it probably won't catch your eye.

But he never dreamed.

Wangjiacun not only stood up to him, but even paid him back the money he used to curse him in the first couplet with interest.

Thinking of the words "How could an old beast come up with a question?", he almost exploded with anger again.

however.

His heart has not calmed down yet.

Wang Mo has spoken again. He smiled and said: "Mr. He, my Wangjiacun has matched the first couplet you published. I wonder if you are satisfied?"

He Anmin breathed heavily and said angrily: "Sure enough, he doesn't have the slightest bit of respect for teachers and education."

Respect teachers?

Wang Mo did not argue, but sneered: "It seems that Mr. He is also a teacher, so he always emphasizes respecting teachers and teaching. I happen to have a couplet here asking Mr. He for advice, please answer."

He Anmin said coldly: "Speak! I'll listen."

These words are equivalent to acknowledging his identity as a teacher.

then.

Wang Mo said in a deep voice: "The first couplet is: rice, rice, rice, millet and millet. Which of these hybrids is the master?"

The so-called Shu is the ancient name for soybeans.Both millet and millet are grains similar to millet.

Judging from the surface meaning of the first couplet, it is: rice, sorghum, soybeans, wheat, yellow rice, sticky rice. Which of these hybrid crops was cultivated first?

However, the latter sentence can be understood by a three-year-old child. It is purely a curse word.He scolded He Anmin as a teacher who was just a bastard and unworthy of being a teacher.

Sure enough, as soon as he finished speaking, the villagers were in an uproar again.

"Mongrel?"

"Shit, is this okay?"

"These words are worse than those of an old beast."

"The key point is that if you are serious, this couplet really doesn't curse anyone."

"That's the beauty of it. After scolding you, you still can't refute."

Some villagers from Wangjia Village even shouted: "Mr. He, which of these bastards is the gentleman?"

When hearing Wang Mo read the first half of the sentence, He Anmin was still a little confused.

But after Wang Mo finished reciting the second half of the sentence, He Anmin felt his blood pressure soar, and he had the urge to kill someone.

There is only one thought in my mind: just now he called me an old beast, and now he calls me a bastard...

He clenched his hands into fists, veins exposed.

But after taking a look at Wang Mo, who was 1.8 meters tall, young and strong, he gave up the idea of ​​fighting the opponent.

Behind He Anmin.

Zheng Guoyun, who had been so angry that his blood pressure soared, suddenly felt much more comfortable at this moment, and at the same time felt strong sympathy for He Anminsheng.

After all, although Wang Mo scolded him harshly just now, he only said that he was just trying to gain fame and reputation and that his moral character was not worthy of his place.

But Wang Mo scolded He Anmin, he was an old beast and a bastard!

The combat effectiveness has increased more than ten times or a hundred times?

At this moment, Zheng Guoyun actually felt lucky. Fortunately, he had not gone up to continue the duel with Wang Mo, otherwise he would have been angry and died in the ring today.

"Lao He, hold on!"

Zheng Guoyun thought to himself.

At this moment, He Anmin was so angry that his mouth was filled with smoke, his mind went blank, and he just stared at Wang Mo.

Of course, he was also trying to calm down and wanted to make a second line to fight back hard.

However, no matter what he thought, he simply could not think of a suitable second line.

soon.

3 minutes to answer the question.

Wang Mo said calmly: "Mr. He, you didn't make the second link, so our Wangjiacun won this game."

"you!"

He Anmin was unwilling to give in: "You Wangjia Village has the guts to tell you the second couplet. With such a first couplet, you dare to say that there is a second couplet?!"

Wang Mo glanced at him sideways and hummed: "...Why bother asking me."

"What did you say?!!!"

He Anmin's lungs exploded with anger.

It didn't matter that he was angry at Shanglian just now. What he asked Wang Mo actually got such an arrogant answer from the other party.

He was furious: "Do you have quality? Do you have education? Do you call yourself Lao Tzu in front of me?"

Even many villagers in the audience reprimanded Wang Mo at this moment.

After all, no matter how harshly Wang Mo scolded He Anmin before, it was just a couplet, and they couldn't express their anger.

But Wang Mo's answer at this moment was completely lacking in quality.

however.

While He Anmin was still angrily scolding Wang Mo.

Wang Mo interrupted his incompetent anger and said calmly: "Mr. He, didn't you just ask me to scold me? I've told you, why do you still say I have no quality?"

"Second line? Where is the second line?"

He Anmin was extremely angry and laughed back: "Is it because you are calling yourself Lao Tzu in front of me in the second line?"

Wang Mo spread his hands and said: "I just told you the second line, but you only heard the words 'Why ask me', alas..."

He Anmin was angry: "Don't quibble."

Wang Mo: "I'm not making excuses."

He Anmin: "What about the second couplet? Where is it?"

Wang Mo said helplessly, "Then listen carefully. The following couplet is: Poetry and Book of Changes, Rites of the Spring and Autumn Period, there are many serious things, why bother asking me!"

First couplet: Rice, rice, rice, millet and millet, these hybrids, which one is the gentleman?

Second line: Poetry and Book of Changes, Rites of the Spring and Autumn Period, many serious scriptures, why bother asking Lao Tzu!

He Anmin was furious at first, but as he listened, he felt a mouthful of blood stuck in his throat, and he felt so uncomfortable that he wanted to explode.

This second couplet is more understandable than the first couplet.

The superficial meaning is: Poetry and Book of Changes and Literary Spring and Autumn Period. These are all good books. Why bother asking Lao Tzu and Li Er?

But everyone can hear the second meaning: He Anmin doesn't read well and can't even pronounce a couplet, but you still have the nerve to ask me?

"Ho, ho ho~~~"

He Anmin's throat made a dry sound.

<divclass="contentadv">He didn't expect that he would be severely humiliated by the first couplet and forget about it. He went to ask the second couplet himself, only to be scolded again.

In one couplet, I was scolded twice.

The key point is that he can't say that the other party is scolding him, because the literal meaning of this couplet is not to curse at all, but to state a fact.

But it was precisely because of this that He Anmin felt uncomfortable.

Rub rub rub... He suddenly felt that he could not stand steadily and took a few steps back.

Then came dizziness and rage.

Just when He Anmin felt like he was about to fall, a strong arm helped him.

Then a girl yelled, "Open your mouth."

He Anmin opened his mouth subconsciously, and felt someone stuffing a pill into his mouth, and he swallowed it subconsciously.

After a while, I came back to my senses.

I heard someone talking behind me.

"Dad, I told you to take some quick-acting heart-saving pills."

"Minmin, you are still awesome. Dad is convinced."

When He Anmin heard this, his world was spinning again.

Then, strong arms helped him again, preventing him from falling.

The villagers under the stage had already been noisy.

Who would have thought that Wang Mo actually didn't curse just now, but said a couplet? !

"You call yourself Lao Tzu and you don't even curse anyone?"

"Yes, I didn't curse."

"But it just sounds like a curse to me."

"That's the beauty of this couplet, you can only hold it in."

"I feel a chill down my back. Such a couplet can really curse people to death, right?"

"Fortunately, Mr. He has a strong psychological quality and hasn't fainted yet."

"Yes, if it was Teacher Zheng, he would have burped his head a long time ago."

"..."

Wang Mo glanced at He Anmin, who was almost bursting with anger, and thought to himself: "There are three more questions later. If I don't teach you a lesson today, I will write Wang upside down and the other way around!"

soon.

Wangjiacun's think tank once again handed over the paper ball.

This time, Wang Mo opened it and took a look, and was slightly startled to see that there were words on it.

It was written by Hao Mingxing: "Brother Mo, don't make too much noise during the Chinese New Year. If there are any problems among the elderly, it may have a negative impact on your future, Brother Mo."

See this sentence.

Wang Mo was silent for a moment and nodded secretly.

Hao Mingxing was still thinking too deeply. He just wanted to vent on the stage and almost went crazy.

But he didn't think about the consequences.

These elderly people basically have basic diseases such as high blood pressure and diabetes. If they get angry and end up in the hospital, they will have no way to get better.

Still be careful.

Thinking of this, he thought to himself: "Then let this old guy go first. Enough is enough."

Of course, just letting He Anmin, Lianhe Village...he still can't let him go.

In fact, even if Wang Mo refused to let He Anmin go, there was no chance.

Because He Anmin on the stage, under the strange eyes of thousands of people in the audience, couldn't keep his dignity after all, so he walked away without even saying hello to Zheng Guoyun.

This time, everyone was in an uproar.

Especially the people in the United Village are no longer as arrogant and domineering as before.

They originally thought that today's couplet showdown was the strength of Lianhe Village and would definitely teach Wangjiacun a lesson.Unexpectedly, after a few rounds, two powerful figures, Zheng Guoyun and He Anmin, were actually defeated.

And the defeat was inhumane.

Even before the game ended, there was no one on the stage.

Wang Mo hasn't spoken yet.

The elder of Wangjia Village who was in charge of presiding over the meeting spoke: "Is there anyone else from Lianhe Village who comes up? If no one comes up, then I will award Lianhe Village a loss in today's competition."

After a long time, a middle-aged man came up from the audience.

The man was a teacher in a middle school, and his educational level was not very high, but at this time, he still had no choice but to stand up.

Otherwise, there are more than 30 villages in Lianhe Village, and no one has come to power. It is absolutely a shame and a great humiliation.

After taking the stage.

The man forgot that Wangjiacun came up with the question, and immediately said the topic he had prepared: "My first couplet is: It snows in the sky but does not rain. When it falls on the ground, it turns into rain. When snow turns into rain, it is a lot of trouble. God, why not It only rains”.

After he finished speaking, the audience was in an uproar.

Because the man's couplet, compared to the previous couplets, is really poor, and even has no highlights at all.

"Does this also count as a couplet?"

"Hahaha, laugh at me to death."

"Okay! Very good! It makes my scalp tingle."

"Oh, there's no way. It's too difficult for someone who doesn't understand couplets to ask them to make a couplet on the spot."

At this time, someone said: "But one advantage of such a couplet is that in the face of this kind of upper couplet, it is impossible for Wangjiacun's lower couplet to curse people anymore, right?"

When everyone heard it, they suddenly realized.

"Yes, can Wangjiacun still make a curse word?"

"The first couplet is so vulgar, and the second couplet, no matter how wonderful it is, won't be that wonderful."

"What kind of pot goes with what kind of lid."

Even the man on the stage had a look of pride on his face.

In fact, it's not that he didn't know that this first couplet was very mediocre, but in fact, he did it on purpose.Because after seeing the fate of Zheng Guoyun and He Anmin, the man already had a certain psychological shadow on the think tank in Wangjiacun.That's why he came up with such a fun first couplet.

The man thought to himself: How can you, Wangjiacun, still scold me if I write such a couplet?

What he wants is stability.

As long as you can escape unscathed, it is victory.

Just when everyone was talking about it.

Wang Mo on the stage has already read out the second couplet.

He looked at the man and said in a loud voice: "The second line is: Sir, don't eat shit when you eat, otherwise it will turn into shit when you eat. It will be troublesome to turn into shit when you eat. It's better for you, sir, to just eat shit."

???

!!!

In an instant, the audience fell into dead silence.

Everyone was stunned.