I collapsed from the roof, the system came?

"Brothers, go watch a movie!"

"It's a must-see. I'm still looking forward to the two movies on New Year's Day."

"The advertisement is so powerful, no matter what, I have to support it."

"What are you going to see?"

"I still like Brother Mo, and I will definitely support "Kung Fu"."

"I have already bought a ticket for "Fortress", China's first science fiction masterpiece. I must watch it."

"..."

On New Year's Day, countless movie fans went into the theater, and basically more than 90% of them went for these two movies.

This is the effect of advertising.

Although many marketing accounts are not very optimistic about "Kung Fu" and its online reputation is average, many people still chose this movie because of the overwhelming advertising.

After all, many people don’t go to the cinema to watch movies.

Buy a ticket, two cups of Coke, and a popcorn bucket, and then walk into the corner of the movie hand in hand. As for the content of the movie, who cares.

For example: Chen Yixuan and Zhou Zimo.

The two of them are standard post-00s.

The two freshmen fell in love at first sight and fell in love. Where else would couples in love go most often besides small parks and shopping malls?

Of course it’s a theater!

"Baby, what movie are you watching?"

"I want to see Lin Yixuan."

"But I've finished watching the first two shows of "Fortress", and only "Kung Fu" still has a small number of tickets. How about we watch Wang Mo? Wang Mo is more handsome."

Zhou Zimo spoke softly.

Chen Yixuan pouted: "Just lie to me, where is Wang Mo in "Kung Fu"? If Wang Mo could participate in Kung Fu, I would have booked the theater to watch it."

She is right. If Wang Mo can play a role in "Kung Fu", where will Lin Yixuan be involved?

However, the two did not leave the cinema and eventually purchased two tickets for "Kung Fu".

after all.

come all come...

Moreover, the two of them were not here to watch a movie.

It would be better not to have Lin Yi-hyun, so as not to be distracted.

Zhou Zimo thought to himself: Wait a minute, I will show you my real kung fu.

See a movie?

impossible!

Especially comedy.

Are two lovers in love sick when they go to see a comedy?

Who can laugh?

With a smile, all tenderness is gone.

Especially Chen Yixuan, who has a little buck teeth and a carefree personality. If she smiles, it will shake the earth. Girls in love pay most attention to their own image. When Chen Yixuan is dating Zhou Zimo, she always smiles without showing her teeth.

A wide grin?

She was afraid that she would do this because she was crazy.

Moreover, after experiencing the era of the Internet explosion, Chen Yixuan's laughter has already been developed to a high level. When watching the so-called classic cross talk and sketches, her face is basically expressionless and boring.

As for the comedy movies of this era, they would only make her skin crawl with embarrassment.

laugh?

Hahaha.

This is also the reason why Chen Yixuan dared to watch comedy movies with Zhou Zimo.

After the two of them entered the cinema, they found that there were quite a lot of people inside and it was almost full.

Because it was the premiere and the first day of New Year's Day, plus the overwhelming publicity and super high film schedule, it was basically impossible for the attendance rate to be low.

However, none of this affected the couple Chen Yixuan and Zhou Zimo. They skillfully walked to the last corner of the movie and waited for the lights to go out.

"Shh!"

Soon, the lights went out and the movie started.

Zhou Zimo couldn't wait to hold Chen Yixuan's hand, and with a gentle pull, Chen Yixuan fell into his arms.

But next second.

Bang!

Ah!

The tense atmosphere made the two of them excited and subconsciously looked at the big screen.

It turns out that the movie describes an era of social turmoil and the prevalence of gangs. No police inspector or official can maintain social order and can only live tremblingly under the arrogance and strength of gangs.

"Who else!!!"

When the boss of the Crocodile Gang showed up and roared.

The audience was excited, but immediately burst into laughter because they discovered that the boss wearing a black top hat was none other than Chai Qing, the director of "Kung Fu".

"Fuck, hahaha, this plot."

"Director Chai actually played a cameo role?"

"Oh, this voice and this reversal are so interesting."

"I was scared all over just now, but then I laughed out loud again."

"..."

Zhou Zimo laughed loudly and forgot to continue holding Chen Yixuan in his arms.

Chen Yixuan also pursed her lips and thought to herself: This plot is a bit interesting.

It is worthy of being written by Wang Mo.

then.

The cinema began to scream with surprise.

Everyone originally thought that the Crocodile Gang was a big gang, but the appearance of the Ax Gang later made many people feel numb, with their overwhelming gangs and all armed with ax weapons. The leader, Brother Dachen, looks cynical yet violent and cruel. All depict dark scenes to the extreme.

Especially the scene where an ax chops off the legs of the Crocodile Gang boss made many people's hair stand on end.

There were exclamations one after another.

When the Ax Gang's exclusive music played, when Brother Chen danced with the Ax Gang's younger brothers in front of the camera. The visual impact and auditory touch both reached a peak at this moment.

cinema.

Many people held their breath.

It was an unprecedented spiritual shock that made every audience member's scalp explode.

Zhou Zimo had stopped smiling long ago, and was just holding Chen Yixuan's hand tightly, his palms all sweaty.

As for Chen Yixuan, who originally didn't care about the movie at all, her heart was no longer with her boyfriend next to her, but was staring closely at the screen.

Unconsciously, they both sat upright.

But many people murmured in their hearts.

"Is this a comedy?"

"Is this a kung fu movie?"

"Shouldn't it be a gangster drama?"

"One thing to say, the emotional arousal of this movie is so awesome. Just the beginning of it made me feel anxious."

But immediately, everyone's expressions changed from nervous to relaxed.

Because the camera turned and came to the slum Pig Pen Village.

Here comes the punchline.

The charterer's lust.

The shape of half of the buttocks exposed, and the sentence "Housewife, why are you suddenly out of water?"

The appearance of the charterer and her huge voice.

Almost every shot and every line of dialogue is a laugh.

Although the laughter was a bit inexplicable, everyone just found it funny.

Even Chen Yixuan, who has a high sense of laughter, has brightened her eyes. This kind of comedy seems to be very novel for her and an unprecedented experience.

Chen Yixuan is not a person who doesn’t like watching comedies. In fact, the higher the laugh point, the greater the desire for comedy. They really want a comedy to indulge themselves, but in reality there are no comedy movies that can make them Just having a good laugh.