Jiangmen Tianjiao: Reborn with funny ancestors

Hearing that Chu Tianjiao was going to apply to be Liang Shanshan's maid, Lu Yu looked embarrassed: "Is she worthy? Your Majesty, let's forget it."

After Chu Tianjiao died once, he looked down upon many things in the world and said nonchalantly: "Those who achieve great things don't stick to trivial matters.

Han Xin can bear the humiliation of his crotch, but I am just playing the role of a maid, that’s nothing.

If I call her "Miss", can she really become my master? "

Lu Yu said nothing more, but Li Kuang was thoughtful and looked at Chu Tianjiao with a hint of respect.

Chu Tianjiao asked Fuchun's wife: "Is that niece Liang Cheng's biological niece?"

Fuchun's wife was annoyed that she was obsessed with money and was quick to talk. When Chu Tianjiao asked, she had to reply honestly: "Miss Nephew is the second master's daughter, and she is indeed his direct niece.

I heard that she had an annulment in her hometown and was sent to Nanning to find a good marriage partner.

There were rumors in the mansion a while ago that the niece was going to marry Prince Nanning as his concubine, and the mansion had already started preparing a dowry for her. "

Li Kuang didn't know about this. Hearing this, he glanced at Lu Yu in surprise. Lu Yu shook his head repeatedly. Li Kuang couldn't reveal Lu Yu's identity and only uttered two words softly: "Sure enough."

Lu Yu was a little anxious, and it was difficult to explain at this time, so he had to carefully peek at Chu Tianjiao.

Fortunately, Chu Tianjiao knew about this and didn't make any comment.

While the three of them were engaged in a lawsuit, Fuchun's wife continued:

"After returning from the flower party at the palace that day, the niece lost her temper.

She kicked out all the outstanding-looking girls in her courtyard.

During this period, the niece dressed up like a sister-in-law every day in the house and clamored to become a Taoist nun. Madam coaxed her for several days before she gradually calmed down. "

Chu Tianjiao heard this interestingly and asked, "Why did she suddenly think of becoming a monk?"

The Fuchun family explained: "I heard that at the flower party in the palace, the prince regarded him as the sister in the building, and the nephew felt it was a great shame and humiliation.

Now she doesn't even apply makeup every day, and she can't see anyone dressing up, let alone good-looking people.

As soon as he saw someone good-looking, he would yell at them, saying, "It's gold, it's gold, it's money, it's failure." In short, he was blabbering, as if he was in a daze. "

Chu Tianjiao looked at Lu Yu meaningfully, and Lu Yu lowered his head in shame.

Chu Tianjiao guessed that the reason why Miss Liang was stunned was because she was stimulated by Lu Yu.

Lu Yu's beauty is famous in Nanning.

That Miss Liang must have been dazzled by his great beauty before, and she was secretly interested in him.

Unexpectedly, at the palace flower party that day, Lu Yu behaved wildly and teased her as if she were a sister in the building.

The phrase "gold and jade on the outside are ruined on the inside" was used to criticize Lu Yu.

Miss Liang hated Wujiwu and all beautiful people.

Only then will all the good-looking people in the courtyard be sent away.

She pretended to be a Taoist nun, probably to show that she has a noble character and is definitely not the lowly woman like Lu Yuneng was frivolous.

In this matter, Lu Yu was indeed quite wicked. Chu Tianjiao beat him up that day, which was considered as venting his anger on Miss Liang's behalf.

"Then we have to put on ugly makeup."

Miss Liang had seen Chu Tianjiao's face before, and considering Chu Tianjiao's beauty, Miss Liang would probably dislike it.

Chu Tianjiao looked at the faces of Lu Yu and Li Kuang. They were so frightened that they hurriedly backed away. Lu Yu shouted: "Your Majesty, it's enough for you to be a maid. I can apply for a boy or something."

Chu Tianjiao pouted: "It's a pity that they don't hire servants."

Lu Yu sat down resignedly and let Chu Tianjiao rub his face.

Fortunately, Chu Tianjiao always carried the disguise items with him.

She also gave money to Sister-in-law Fuchun and asked her to go out and buy some suitable sets of clothes and shoes.

"Shut up when you get out. Don't forget, if we are exposed, you will be exposed."

In response to Chu Tianjiao's threat, Sister-in-law Fuchun quickly raised her hands and promised not to say anything after she left.

After Lu Yu finished putting on his makeup, Chu Tianjiao raised his finger at Li Kuang.

Li Kuang shrank to the corner in embarrassment, his whole body tensed up, as if facing a formidable enemy: "It's okay for him to pretend to be a man and a woman, but it's not suitable for me."

Chu Tianjiao's eyebrows stood up: "Are you questioning my ability to disguise myself?"

Chu Tianjiao thought to herself that she had learned from the master specially invited by Lu Dingfeng. She couldn't draw a man into a pig, but she could draw a man into a woman.

Besides, doesn’t Liang Shanshan have an aesthetic problem now?

A black boy like Li Kuang can pretend to be a rough girl without even changing his background color.

During this period of time together, Li Kuang got to know Chu Tianjiao and Lu Yu a lot better. Except for Li Kuang being not good at speaking, their relationship was almost the same as with Wang Ting.

Chu Tianjiao played a trick on Lu Yu. Lu Yu himself was disguised as a woman. Of course, he hoped that Li Kuang would share the same difficulties.

The two men attacked from left and right, holding Li Kuang to a stool and sitting down. Li Kuang grimaced, wailing in his heart, but stubbornly remained silent.

"Don't worry, although you are a little darker, your facial features are still pretty good. I just need to trim your eyebrows, apply some glue on the outline to make it look rounder, change your hairstyle, apply some lipstick, just like this ”

No one in the Liang Mansion knew Li Kuang, so the time Chu Tianjiao spent grooming Li Kuang was not as long as the time he spent grooming Lu Yu.

By the time Sister-in-law Fuchun came back, Chu Tianjiao had already disguised the two of them.

Lu Yu looked at Li Kuang, who was wearing a double bun, and laughed loudly: "Hei boy, you also have this day. Look at yourself in the mirror. Do you look like the Western 'coffee concubine' in the movie?"

Li Kuang had never gone to the theater, so he naturally didn't know what "Ka Fei" Lu Yu was talking about.

Lu Yu kindly gave him some information: "That was a very popular play in Shangjing City a few years ago.

It is about a fleet that went to sea and brought back a beauty one day.

This beauty is different from the people of our Qianyuan Continent. She has dark skin, white teeth, and speaks in a gibberish voice.

The beauty was presented to the former emperor, and because she was too dark, she was named a concubine..."

Li Kuang was very excited when he heard what Lu Yu said. He was very angry. He pushed Lu Yu and cursed: "You are a loser!"

Chu Tianjiao laughed out loud, "Hahaha, I've seen that play too! That princess hired a language master from the north, and she loves to say 'loss of power' when she opens her mouth and shuts up!"

Li Kuang was laughed at by these two people and became angry. He raised his hand to pull the bun on his head.

Chu Tianjiao hurriedly took his hand and persuaded: "You are much more beautiful than that concubine, don't listen to his nonsense."

In fact, both Li Kuang and Lu Yu are still teenagers, their skin is quite delicate, and their facial features are also very delicate.

If Chu Tianjiao hadn't deliberately made them look ugly, both of them would still be pretty good-looking, even if they were dressed in women's clothes.

The only regret is that both of them are too tall.

Especially since Li Kuang has a relatively big frame, he can only pretend to be a thick and rough girl.

The clothes bought by Fuchun's wife were all based on the body shapes of three people.

After Li Kuang and Lu Yu put on their skirts coquettishly, Chu Tianjiao nodded with satisfaction.

Both of them are martial arts practitioners and have natural chest muscles. There is no need to try too hard to fake it, otherwise people will think they are a bit flat-chested.

The Fuchun family were watching the fun and were dumbfounded by Chu Tianjiao's magic trick of transforming a human being into a human being.

When Lu Yu looked at Fuchun, Fuchun looked away a little embarrassed.

Fuchun's wife discovered a problem, hesitated to speak, and looked at Chu Tianjiao carefully.

Chu Tianjiao asked: "Sister-in-law, do you think if they enter the house like this, their flaws will be discovered?"

Only then did Fuchun's wife point to their Adam's apples.

Chu Tianjiao slapped his head, "I just said there was a missing step, and it turned out to be this."