Jiangmen Tianjiao: Reborn with funny ancestors

Lu Yu was attracted by the movement in the room, and tiptoed close to Li Kuang's door, lying at the crack of the door to eavesdrop.

"what!"

"To shut up!"

"Don't come here!"

"Pretentious, you've already taken off your pants, why don't you start now?"

"Do not touch me!"

"Don't hide, you can't escape today!"

Lu Yu shuddered. The king is not doing something unspeakable to the black boy, is he?

No, no, didn't the king say that he was getting poisonous needles for the black boy?

I must be thinking too much.

Lu Yu lay on the door and continued to eavesdrop.

"Does it hurt?"

"A little."

"You'll feel better later."

"Well…"

The more Lu Yu heard, the more something was wrong. He wanted to go in and see what the king and the black boy were doing.

"Please bear with me...I'll be fine soon!"

"Woooooooo..."

"...Uh, it's inserted so deep, it's about to come out, it's about to come out..."

Lu Yu couldn't bear it anymore and kicked open the door.

In the room, Chu Tianjiao was sitting beside the bed, holding a thin needle in his hand and looking at it excitedly.

Li Kuang was lying on the bed, most of him buried under the quilt.

"Are you really taking poisonous needles?"

"Otherwise, what do you think you are doing?"

Lu Yu knew that he had misunderstood, and quickly made amends: "I just came in to ask you what you want to eat?"

Chu Tianjiao was puzzled: "Now that there is martial law outside and no cooked food stalls are open, do you know how to cook or stir-fry?"

Lu Yu: “…”

He also knew how lame his excuse was. He couldn't cook or stir-fry, so asking was in vain.

Lu Yu pointed at Li Kuang on the bed, "Hei boy, are you okay?"

Chu Tianjiao stood up, shook his head and approached Lu Yu, "He is fine, but you are fine!"

Chu Tianjiao squeezed his fingers and threatened, "Tell me, what were you thinking about just now? Why did you kick in the door and come in?"

Lu Yu was so frightened that he ran away. The king is too scary!

Li Kuang, who was hiding under the quilt, was completely confused at this time.

If he had been attracted to Chu Tianjiao before, then after Chu Tianjiao lifted the quilt from him, he turned all his attracted thoughts into fear with simple and crude methods.

At this time, Li Kuang was doubting his life, why could Miss Chu take off my pants so calmly?

Is it because she doesn't know how to be shy, or am I being too pretentious?

Or maybe Miss Chu doesn't regard me as a man at all?

The poisonous needle was taken out, but Li Kuang lay in bed for half a day.

Chu Tianjiao and Lu Yu were both hungry, but neither of them knew how to make a fire to cook.

The two of them sat on the steps outside Li Kuang's room, staring at each other.

"Your Majesty, can you go in and call him?"

"I want to go to you."

"I've been there and he ignored me."

"I'm afraid he won't even want to come out."

"Why don't you just pull out the needle? Your Majesty, what exactly did you do to him? I think he looks like he is autistic?"

Chu Tianjiao touched his nose, recalling what happened just now, and thought to himself that something was a little wrong.

I was anxious and angry at the time, and I only wanted to find the needle. I didn't consider that Li Kuang was still an innocent boy, and my method was indeed simple and crude.

Chu Tianjiao asked Lu Yu with some embarrassment: "Do you think he wants me to be responsible for him?"

Lu Yu was shocked and jumped up: "He wants to be beautiful? What's the responsibility?"

Chu Tianjiao also felt that she should not be responsible. She followed Lu Yu's words and said, "Yes, I am treating him. I haven't heard that the patient and the doctor have physical contact, so they have to be responsible, right?"

"What? You have a skin-to-skin relationship?"

"It doesn't count, right? Wasn't that to get the poisonous needle for him? I just touched him lightly. If he didn't react so badly, I actually think it's nothing."

"Yes, you are treating him, and I am still outside. It doesn't count, it doesn't count!"

Lu Yu's words gave Chu Tianjiao confidence.

She stood up, pushed open the door of Li Kuang's room, and shouted to the pile on the bed: "Get up and cook. If you are really angry, I will punch you in the worst case."

Li Kuang was not actually angry, he was just confused and didn't know how to face Chu Tianjiao.

Chu Tianjiao himself had lived a new life, and he looked down upon the red tape and the great defenses between men and women.

But Li Kuang was a standard young man who had left the country and been influenced by ethics since childhood. Although Chu Tianjiao had only touched half of his buttocks just now, in Li Kuang's view, it was already a big deal.

This means that the two of them have a physical relationship. According to the rules of Li country, the two of them must get married.

He heard the conversation between Chu Tianjiao and Lu Yu outside.

Originally, Li Kuang still wanted to take responsibility for Chu Tianjiao, so after returning to Shangjing, he asked his mother to propose marriage to Liyang Hou Mansion.

As a result, he heard that Chu Tianjiao didn't want to be responsible for him.

Li Kuang felt that he was a grown man and did not need Chu Tianjiao to be responsible for him, but Chu Tianjiao's words still made him a little disappointed.

If it were Lu Yu, he would definitely use this matter to blackmail Chu Tianjiao, crying and shouting that Chu Tianjiao should take responsibility for him.

But Li Kuang was too thin-skinned to do such a shameless thing.

Li Kuang felt aggrieved for no reason, although he also knew that logically, it should be Chu Tianjiao who was aggrieved.

Seeing that Li Kuang was still motionless, Chu Tianjiao walked over carelessly, stood beside Li Kuang's bed, and shouted loudly:

"I'll count one, two, three. If you don't come out on your own, I'll have to lift the quilt again!"

Lu Yu rushed in and cheered: "Your Majesty, you don't need to do anything, I will lift it."

Li Kuang knew that Chu Tianjiao would definitely keep his word, so he reluctantly showed his head from the quilt and said with a dark face: "You guys go out first, I will change my clothes and come out to cook."

Chu Tianjiao and Lu Yu exchanged glances and both retreated.

When Li Kuang walked out of the room, he saw these two little ones sitting on the steps, each holding an empty bowl and singing the song "Lotus Flower Falls".

"It's a pity that I have no money today, and every moment seems like years..."

The funny image and ridiculous singing made Li Kuang, who still wanted to pretend to be cool and get through, couldn't help laughing, his face twitched and the corners of his lips cracked.

Chu Tianjiao took the opportunity to smile and said to Li Kuang:

"You laughed. If you want to laugh, just laugh out loud!"

Lu Yu echoed while banging the bowl:

"That's right, Black boy, you are just too pretentious!"

Chu Tianjiao hit Li Kuang on the shoulder in the way a soldier would greet him and said:

"Yes, yes, yes, you can risk your life to lure Xie Rongan away for me. From now on, you and I are brothers. There is no need to be too restrained."

Li Kuang knew that Chu Tianjiao was deliberately trying to resolve his embarrassment.

Hearing Chu Tianjiao's words about brother, Li Kuang was both happy and disappointed.

Li Kuang considers it an honor to be Miss Chu's brother.

But, he doesn't really want to be a brother that much.

Li Kuang whispered: "I'm older than you, so can I call you Jiaojiao in the future?"

Chu Tianjiao nodded boldly: "Okay, you can call me whatever you want."

Lu Yu quit and shouted: "No, how can you call the king by his maiden name casually? How about you follow me and call me the king?"

Li Kuang glanced at Lu Yu but didn't answer.

Lu Yu suddenly felt a sense of crisis: "Hei boy, you are treacherous! No, my lord, I will call you arrogant from now on."

Chu Tianjiao hit Lu Yu on the head with his chopsticks and spat: "Don't forget, you are still in the period of making meritorious deeds, and your lie to me is not over yet!"

Lu Yu wailed: "Your Majesty, why do you hold such a grudge?"