Jiangmen Tianjiao: Reborn with funny ancestors

Due to the temporary change of commanders, the army will set off tomorrow morning, and both the Chu family and the Zheng family are enveloped in sadness.

After receiving the order, Wu Ningbo stroked his gray beard and looked up to the sky with a smile: "Hahaha, the army is sending out the message, and the veteran is paying homage to the banner! I never thought that I, Zheng Yuanba, would be sixty-two years old, and I would still have the day to take command and go on an expedition. How wonderful! Wonderful!"

Chu Tianjiao's uncle Zheng Yuanshuang reminded: "Dad, how old are you? Do you think that His Majesty really asked you to go into battle to kill the enemy when he asked you to go to war?

To tell you the truth, people just ask you to be a mascot and go into battle to kill the enemy, which is all done by young people.

Didn't you see that those deployed this time were all Chu family troops from the Xishan Camp?

Didn’t Angel just bring a letter saying that the camp will gather in the evening, and your brother-in-law will summon you, Minyu, Tianjiao and others to practice on the sand table. Don’t rely on it. You have to listen to your brother-in-law and Minyu for this battle. "

Wu Ningbo felt that his son was disappointing, so he rolled up the imperial edict into a stick, hit his son on the head, and cursed: "Get out! I am not an old fool, so I want you to nag me around. I said your father is auspicious." Object, let’s see if I don’t beat you to death!”

Zheng Yuanshuang was really worried about his unreliable father. While hiding, he shouted: "Dad, that is an imperial decree. You are disrespecting His Majesty too much."

Wu Ningbo said disdainfully: "How can I respect the edict issued by a little kid who can make mistakes when escorting grain and grass?

Mad, you kicked me out of the army for more than ten years, and now you want to hire people, so you think of me again.

If it weren't for the sake of my son-in-law's face, I wouldn't have bothered to accept his imperial decree. "

Zheng Yuanshuang hurriedly looked at the door. Fortunately, Angel had already been sent out by the butler.

"Dad, can you change your habit of speaking freely? After all, I am the emperor now. If you keep saying this, you will bring trouble to the family."

Wu Ningbo stopped beating people and walked towards his yard with his hands behind his back, cursing: "Get the hell out of here, I have shed blood and sweat for his country, what's wrong with scolding him? If he has the guts, he will do it." Beat me to death and see if anyone is willing to fight for him in the future."

Zheng Yuanshuang knew that it was useless to persuade his father, so he turned around and started to exhort his son.

Zheng Chuang was excited knowing that he would also accompany his grandfather on the expedition.

While patrolling the city guard, he had limited opportunities to perform meritorious service. If he could achieve solid military exploits during this expedition, it would be of great benefit to his future prospects.

Regarding his father's instructions to watch out for his grandfather, Zheng Chuang basically listened in one ear and out the other.

"Dad, tell me, my grandfather has such a temper. Who can suppress him except the grandfather of the Chu family who could suppress him when he was alive? What's the use of telling me all this? It's all in vain."

Zheng Yuanshuang sighed, he was really afraid that if His Majesty let his father out this time, his father would cause some trouble.

The Eastern Front was the territory of the Li family, and his father didn't like the Li family for a day or two.

His father could kill a few disobedient Li family generals, or lead troops directly to Dongyi. His father could do all these things.

"Chuang'er, you are right, you can't control your grandfather.

Fortunately, His Majesty also sent your eldest cousin this time.

I think your uncle recommended your eldest cousin to go there just to control your grandfather.

If you have anything to do then, discuss it with your eldest cousin and don't let your grandfather mess around. "

When the Zheng family was busy preparing for the expedition of the grandson and grandson, in the Marquis of Liyang Mansion, all the Chu family members rushed home to see the brother and sister off.

Chu Minyu, who received the imperial edict in the military camp, also hurried back to the Hou Mansion.

Mrs. Chu has already packed her bags for him.

In the upper courtyard of the Chu family, the whole family gathered to bid farewell to the two brothers and sisters.

Chu Ye was busy at the Ministry of War during the day. When the army went out for battle, food and grass went first. As the minister of the Ministry of War, Chu Ye needed to find the Ministry of Households to allocate food and grass to replenish armaments.

At first he was very worried when he heard that it was his eldest brother who was going to fight. But later he got the order and became even more anxious when he found out that it was his nephews and nieces who were going to fight.

I finally managed to buy some time and rushed home, but when I met, I complained: "Brother, you can't go on an expedition, and you can't let your two children go to fight against the thunder! There is really no one left, so why don't you recommend me to go!"

Marquis Liyang was also reluctant to part with his two children. He was not angry when his second brother complained, and just explained: "Let you go? No one will keep an eye on you when you leave the Ministry of War. Can food, grass and military pay be guaranteed?"

Chu Ye also knew this, but his nephew and niece were too young, so he was really afraid of what might happen.

The third master, Chu Sheng, bowed his head in shame and complained to himself: "It's all my fault. I'm the only one in the whole family who can't do anything in literature or martial arts. When I was a child, my father forced me to practice martial arts. I always cheated and hid, and now, my nephews and nieces have to stand in front of me. "

Marquis Liyang patted the third brother on the shoulder and comforted him: "Third brother, who said you are useless? You are responsible for the family's livelihood. Without you, what would we eat and drink?"

Chu Tianjiao also stepped forward and said to Chu Sheng: "Third uncle, my business in the capital has now been handed over to Xiao Qingyan. She is a child after all. Please help her more."

Chu Sheng glanced at Chu Qingyan, who was sitting cross-legged on Mrs. Chu's couch, and asked in surprise: "Eldest niece, you are too worried. You want to hand over such a big property to a little kid to take care of it. You It’s better to just throw it into the water!”

When Chu Qingyan heard Chu Sheng demeaning herself, she stared with her big round eyes, raised her fingers, and asked Chu Sheng to pass.

When Chu Sheng arrived in front of Chu Qingyan, he heard Chu Qingyan ask: "Uncle..., how about we compare business?"

Chu Sheng laughed loudly: "Little niece, what are you better than your third uncle and me in doing business? Your third uncle and I are incompetent, but when it comes to business, no one in this family can compare with me!"

This was such a boast that the whole family heard it.

Chu Tianjiao coughed.

Chu Sheng immediately turned back, glanced at Chu Tianjiao, and quickly changed his words: "Except for the eldest niece, I am not as good as her in making money. But Xiao Qingyan, forget it, am I not bullying a child by comparing myself to you?"

Chu Qingyan pouted: "Third uncle, do you want to compare or not? If you don't compare, you are just a little brat."

Chu Sheng said indifferently: "Competition is a competition."

Chu Qingyan said: "The old farmer went to the city to sell rabbits. He brought a total of three rabbits, each weighing about three or four pounds.

But his scale can only weigh more than five kilograms.

Now a customer wants to buy a rabbit and asks the old farmer how to weigh the rabbit? "

After listening to the question, Chu Sheng was dumbfounded, scratched his head and asked, "Can't he ask someone to borrow a scale?"

Chu Qingyan shook her head, "No!"

Chu Sheng asked again: "Can he kill the rabbit into several pieces?"

Chu Qingyan still shook his head: "No."

Chu Sheng thought for a long time and couldn't figure out what to do.

"Little niece, your question is too difficult. Tell my third uncle how you solved it?"

Chu Qingyan said contemptuously: "This is an arithmetic question for the kindergarten class of our Qingmiao Academy. Third uncle, you don't know how to do this, how dare you say that you can do business?"

The whole family looked at each other.

Mrs. Chu shouted loudly and said to Grandma Li: "Tell the kitchen to quickly serve the third child a few cups of pig brains and let him drink them all in front of me!"

Chu Sheng wailed, and the whole family laughed, which somewhat diluted the separation mood of the Chu Tianjiao brother and sister who were about to go off to war.

After the food and drinks were served, the family sat down. Mrs. Chu raised her glass and said: "In my life, since I married into the Chu family, I have sent my relatives to the battlefield every year. First I sent it to your grandfather, then to my son, and then to my grandson. Today , I’m sending my grandson and granddaughter out again.”

Speaking of this, Mrs. Chu's voice became choked with sobs.

The whole family was silent and raised their glasses one after another.

Mrs. Chu controlled her emotions and continued: "It is the responsibility of our Chu family to protect our family and the country. My grandchildren are going to war, and I can't stop you.

However, I just want to say something, and you all should listen to me..."

Chu Minyu and Chu Tianjiao stood up and listened to their grandmother's teachings with solemn expressions.

Mrs. Chu raised her head and looked at the two of them carefully, then said slowly:

“Grandma is old and can no longer bear the pain of a white-haired person giving away a black-haired person.

You must come back alive for me, do you hear me? "

Chu Minyu and Chu Tianjiao, brother and sister, said in unison: "I heard it."