Jiangmen Tianjiao: Reborn with funny ancestors
Chapter 383 Battle for Gongtong
In the early morning of the next day, the spring sun shone on the branches that had just sprouted new green. The Wu family compound was busy.
In the kitchen, the fat cook had just prepared the breakfast for the master, and now she had some free time. She scooped a ladle of water from the water tank and took a sip.
The water in this water tank is the well water from the home's well. It tastes sweet and refreshing. Every morning, someone in the kitchen will fetch water from the well and fill the water tank.
The servants were not so particular and just drank like this when they were thirsty.
Aunt Jiang's maid Xiaohong came to get the breakfast box.
Met Madam's maid Cai Die.
The two inevitably had a few more quarrels.
From what I heard, it seemed that the Wu family's master rested in Aunt Jiang's room last night, and Xiaohong wanted to take the master's breakfast with him.
But the madam's eldest maid, Cai Die, thinks this is against the rules. The master usually has breakfast in the madam's room.
In the end, Cai Die won and took away the master and his wife's food boxes together.
With Aunt Jiang waiting on him, Mr. Wu changed his clothes and went outside. He happened to see Xiaohong coming back with Aunt Jiang's food box.
Seeing Xiao Hong pouting, she teased: "Little Hoof, are you going to provoke Cai Die again? Where is your master eating?"
Xiaohong had actually had an affair with Master Wu for a long time. While setting out the meal, she picked up a small piece of steamed hibiscus cake and fed it into Master Wu's mouth.
Mr. Wu took the opportunity to hold Xiaohong's finger in his mouth. After hearing Aunt Jiang's footsteps, he spit it out and praised: "Sweet!"
Mr. Wu finally went to his wife's yard and finished his breakfast.
After all the masters had finished their meals, it was the servants' turn to eat.
At this time, the fat cook in the kitchen already felt that something was wrong. She held her stomach and said to the rough girl watching the fire next to her: "Xiaomei, I'm watching here. I'm going to use the toilet."
The fat cook fired the first shot at the Wu family!
Then, people began to rush to the toilet one after another.
The master of the Wu family was not spared either.
He occupied Gongtong and refused to get up, so his wife twisted his ears and lifted him up.
Mrs. Wu couldn't wait to sit on it, and with a series of crackling sounds, she was finally liberated...
The master of the Wu family protested by holding up his pants: "Smelly bitch, I haven't finished defecating yet, get up quickly... Oops, my stomach hurts again!"
Mrs. Wu scolded fiercely: "You don't remember to come back when you eat, but you remember to come back when you pull? Go, go, go, go to Aunt Jiang's place to eat!"
The Mr. Wu family was so skinny that he couldn't squeeze out of the way of the strong Mrs. Wu, so he had to hold up his pants and go straight to Aunt Jiang's wing.
Who knows, there will be no vacancies at Aunt Jiang's side.
The master of the Wu family couldn't hold it back and finally jumped up.
In less than half an hour, the entire Wu family was fighting over the Gongtong.
Mrs. Wu even blocked the door of her room for this reason, raising the "Gongtong Defense War" to a strategic level.
The entire Wu family was enveloped by that smell.
The stench even spread to the street.
Such a scene was also happening in the Chen family, Wu family and Pang family.
The Pang family is a family of doctors, and Pang Baishou was the first to realize that someone had drugged his family.
He ordered his servants to quickly take anti-diarrheal medicine, but at this time, there was no servant in the entire Pang family who could put on pants and do things.
Finally, the old housekeeper was strong and fetched the medicinal materials stored at home and boiled the medicine.
After Pang Baishou drank it, not only did the chrysanthemum not tighten, but the pressure doubled.
One of them failed to control it and sprayed out. The recoil pushed Pang Baishou around three times and fell on the old housekeeper.
Then, the two of them said "Puff, puff, puff..."
This situation lasted for an hour in the Wu, Zhou, Chen, and Pang families before it slowed down slightly.
The Pang family were doctors themselves, but they couldn't see the disease well, so they had to send servants with milder symptoms to go to the streets to ask doctors from medical clinics to come to the house for treatment.
Other families are looking for medical clinics everywhere.
Unfortunately, they forgot that two-thirds of the medical clinics in Ganzhou have been closed due to their conspiracy.
The servants were knocking on the door outside the hospital.
But in the past two days, anxious patients have been knocking on the door outside the hospital every day.
These doctors who have closed their clinics have long been used to it.
They won't open the door, which is annoying, and there's even no one at the clinic.
These servants had no choice but to go to a small medical clinic to ask for a doctor.
However, due to the tension of seeing a doctor in the past two days, many people have been queuing outside the small medical center since midnight, waiting to see a doctor.
How can people who are waiting for medical treatment be willing to let these people jump in line?
These servants wanted to squeeze in to ask for a doctor, but they were beaten out one after another.
In the end, no one could find a doctor, so they returned home in despair.
"What? Can't get a doctor?"
"How is it possible that there are so many medical clinics in Longcheng and we can't even hire a single doctor?"
"Anytime, please find someone to notify Pang Baishou and ask him to resume operations in those medical clinics."
"What? The Pang family is also asking for a doctor?"
"The Pang family are doctors themselves, can't they cure it themselves?"
"Everyone else in the city is fine, but the four of us are the only ones affected?"
……
These four families were unable to exchange information before. They didn't know that there was a "tide of thinning" in other families, and they didn't suspect Chu Tianjiao yet.
Wait for these servants who have gone out to see the doctor to meet each other at the entrance of each medical clinic, and then go back and talk.
The four families, Wu, Zhou, Chen, and Pang, all guessed that Chu Tianjiao was responsible.
"Chu Tianjiao, you are so shameless!"
Pang Baishou looked up to the sky and roared.
Because I was using too much force, I felt my anus relax again.
The heads of the other three families couldn't find a doctor, so they all sent people to the Pang family to ask, could the Pang family be cured?
After all, Pang Baishou was also the former president of the Qihuang Society. He felt that his symptoms were relieved after his stomach was basically empty.
After analysis, he suspected that the well had been poisoned.
He asked his servants to go to the street to buy water and come back without using the water from the well at home.
Sure enough, the medicine brewed in this way seems to have some effect.
He was confident that if he gave himself some time, he would be able to find a suitable antidote and completely cure everyone's diarrhea.
He said to the people sent by other families: "It doesn't matter, don't drink the water at home now. After I study the prescription, I will send someone to deliver it to each of your families."
As expected, the heads of each household were obedient and went to the streets to buy water.
After having diarrhea, everyone felt that the symptoms were mild and they seemed to be alive.
At noon, each family began to use water bought on the street to make porridge and make lunch.
My stomach is empty and my body can't bear it. I have to eat something.
Unexpectedly, just after dinner, the scene in the morning happened again, and each family started the "fight for the Gongtong" again.
Wang Ting had been staying in the Prefectural Shepherd's Mansion. When he heard that the spies sent out came back to report the situation to Chu Tianjiao, he laughed so hard that he couldn't breathe.
"Hahaha, Chu Tianjiao, your method is really wicked!"
Chu Tianjiao denied it seriously: "I didn't think of this method, A Yu thought of it."
Wang Ting thought it was reasonable: "Yes, only a bad boy like A Yu could come up with such an immoral way to smoke.
However, this laxative you gave will not be really cracked by Pang Baishou, right? "
Chu Tianjiao shook his head: "No, my 'Chuan Xi San' is a unique secret recipe. As long as they eat, they will continue to poop.
Without my antidote, it would have taken three days and three nights to gradually stop the diarrhea. "
In the kitchen, the fat cook had just prepared the breakfast for the master, and now she had some free time. She scooped a ladle of water from the water tank and took a sip.
The water in this water tank is the well water from the home's well. It tastes sweet and refreshing. Every morning, someone in the kitchen will fetch water from the well and fill the water tank.
The servants were not so particular and just drank like this when they were thirsty.
Aunt Jiang's maid Xiaohong came to get the breakfast box.
Met Madam's maid Cai Die.
The two inevitably had a few more quarrels.
From what I heard, it seemed that the Wu family's master rested in Aunt Jiang's room last night, and Xiaohong wanted to take the master's breakfast with him.
But the madam's eldest maid, Cai Die, thinks this is against the rules. The master usually has breakfast in the madam's room.
In the end, Cai Die won and took away the master and his wife's food boxes together.
With Aunt Jiang waiting on him, Mr. Wu changed his clothes and went outside. He happened to see Xiaohong coming back with Aunt Jiang's food box.
Seeing Xiao Hong pouting, she teased: "Little Hoof, are you going to provoke Cai Die again? Where is your master eating?"
Xiaohong had actually had an affair with Master Wu for a long time. While setting out the meal, she picked up a small piece of steamed hibiscus cake and fed it into Master Wu's mouth.
Mr. Wu took the opportunity to hold Xiaohong's finger in his mouth. After hearing Aunt Jiang's footsteps, he spit it out and praised: "Sweet!"
Mr. Wu finally went to his wife's yard and finished his breakfast.
After all the masters had finished their meals, it was the servants' turn to eat.
At this time, the fat cook in the kitchen already felt that something was wrong. She held her stomach and said to the rough girl watching the fire next to her: "Xiaomei, I'm watching here. I'm going to use the toilet."
The fat cook fired the first shot at the Wu family!
Then, people began to rush to the toilet one after another.
The master of the Wu family was not spared either.
He occupied Gongtong and refused to get up, so his wife twisted his ears and lifted him up.
Mrs. Wu couldn't wait to sit on it, and with a series of crackling sounds, she was finally liberated...
The master of the Wu family protested by holding up his pants: "Smelly bitch, I haven't finished defecating yet, get up quickly... Oops, my stomach hurts again!"
Mrs. Wu scolded fiercely: "You don't remember to come back when you eat, but you remember to come back when you pull? Go, go, go, go to Aunt Jiang's place to eat!"
The Mr. Wu family was so skinny that he couldn't squeeze out of the way of the strong Mrs. Wu, so he had to hold up his pants and go straight to Aunt Jiang's wing.
Who knows, there will be no vacancies at Aunt Jiang's side.
The master of the Wu family couldn't hold it back and finally jumped up.
In less than half an hour, the entire Wu family was fighting over the Gongtong.
Mrs. Wu even blocked the door of her room for this reason, raising the "Gongtong Defense War" to a strategic level.
The entire Wu family was enveloped by that smell.
The stench even spread to the street.
Such a scene was also happening in the Chen family, Wu family and Pang family.
The Pang family is a family of doctors, and Pang Baishou was the first to realize that someone had drugged his family.
He ordered his servants to quickly take anti-diarrheal medicine, but at this time, there was no servant in the entire Pang family who could put on pants and do things.
Finally, the old housekeeper was strong and fetched the medicinal materials stored at home and boiled the medicine.
After Pang Baishou drank it, not only did the chrysanthemum not tighten, but the pressure doubled.
One of them failed to control it and sprayed out. The recoil pushed Pang Baishou around three times and fell on the old housekeeper.
Then, the two of them said "Puff, puff, puff..."
This situation lasted for an hour in the Wu, Zhou, Chen, and Pang families before it slowed down slightly.
The Pang family were doctors themselves, but they couldn't see the disease well, so they had to send servants with milder symptoms to go to the streets to ask doctors from medical clinics to come to the house for treatment.
Other families are looking for medical clinics everywhere.
Unfortunately, they forgot that two-thirds of the medical clinics in Ganzhou have been closed due to their conspiracy.
The servants were knocking on the door outside the hospital.
But in the past two days, anxious patients have been knocking on the door outside the hospital every day.
These doctors who have closed their clinics have long been used to it.
They won't open the door, which is annoying, and there's even no one at the clinic.
These servants had no choice but to go to a small medical clinic to ask for a doctor.
However, due to the tension of seeing a doctor in the past two days, many people have been queuing outside the small medical center since midnight, waiting to see a doctor.
How can people who are waiting for medical treatment be willing to let these people jump in line?
These servants wanted to squeeze in to ask for a doctor, but they were beaten out one after another.
In the end, no one could find a doctor, so they returned home in despair.
"What? Can't get a doctor?"
"How is it possible that there are so many medical clinics in Longcheng and we can't even hire a single doctor?"
"Anytime, please find someone to notify Pang Baishou and ask him to resume operations in those medical clinics."
"What? The Pang family is also asking for a doctor?"
"The Pang family are doctors themselves, can't they cure it themselves?"
"Everyone else in the city is fine, but the four of us are the only ones affected?"
……
These four families were unable to exchange information before. They didn't know that there was a "tide of thinning" in other families, and they didn't suspect Chu Tianjiao yet.
Wait for these servants who have gone out to see the doctor to meet each other at the entrance of each medical clinic, and then go back and talk.
The four families, Wu, Zhou, Chen, and Pang, all guessed that Chu Tianjiao was responsible.
"Chu Tianjiao, you are so shameless!"
Pang Baishou looked up to the sky and roared.
Because I was using too much force, I felt my anus relax again.
The heads of the other three families couldn't find a doctor, so they all sent people to the Pang family to ask, could the Pang family be cured?
After all, Pang Baishou was also the former president of the Qihuang Society. He felt that his symptoms were relieved after his stomach was basically empty.
After analysis, he suspected that the well had been poisoned.
He asked his servants to go to the street to buy water and come back without using the water from the well at home.
Sure enough, the medicine brewed in this way seems to have some effect.
He was confident that if he gave himself some time, he would be able to find a suitable antidote and completely cure everyone's diarrhea.
He said to the people sent by other families: "It doesn't matter, don't drink the water at home now. After I study the prescription, I will send someone to deliver it to each of your families."
As expected, the heads of each household were obedient and went to the streets to buy water.
After having diarrhea, everyone felt that the symptoms were mild and they seemed to be alive.
At noon, each family began to use water bought on the street to make porridge and make lunch.
My stomach is empty and my body can't bear it. I have to eat something.
Unexpectedly, just after dinner, the scene in the morning happened again, and each family started the "fight for the Gongtong" again.
Wang Ting had been staying in the Prefectural Shepherd's Mansion. When he heard that the spies sent out came back to report the situation to Chu Tianjiao, he laughed so hard that he couldn't breathe.
"Hahaha, Chu Tianjiao, your method is really wicked!"
Chu Tianjiao denied it seriously: "I didn't think of this method, A Yu thought of it."
Wang Ting thought it was reasonable: "Yes, only a bad boy like A Yu could come up with such an immoral way to smoke.
However, this laxative you gave will not be really cracked by Pang Baishou, right? "
Chu Tianjiao shook his head: "No, my 'Chuan Xi San' is a unique secret recipe. As long as they eat, they will continue to poop.
Without my antidote, it would have taken three days and three nights to gradually stop the diarrhea. "
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