Jiangmen Tianjiao: Reborn with funny ancestors

Based on the scenes along the way, Lu Yu could already deduce that Xirong was definitely going to fight.

Moreover, during this time of the expedition, Xirong Khan Ashina Tuobo summoned all the kings to the royal city for discussion, and it seemed that he was going to mobilize the whole country for the expedition.

Just to deal with the newly rising Beihu people, is Xirong worth the effort to mobilize so many troops?

He had to figure out whether Xirong was going to attack Li Guo or Beihu?

Bayanhot is the largest city in Xirong.

On the khaki city wall, Xirong soldiers in uniform looked down at the people going in and out of the city.

Lu Yu and his party showed forged identity documents. The soldiers guarding the gate seemed to have heard of the reputation of the Uighur tycoon Shang Jia Jatiman, and their initial disdain softened.

Yousis took the opportunity to hand over a bag of gold beads, and the group of people successfully sneaked into Bayanhot City.

As a royal city, although Bayanhot City is not as prosperous as Shangjing, the buildings are tall and majestic and full of exotic style.

Yosis once visited the city of Bayanhot and easily found an inn that hosted business travelers from all over the world, and Lu Yu stayed there.

The innkeeper Moha, a bearded uncle, greeted Lu Yu warmly and introduced him to a luxurious independent courtyard:

"Jagatiman used to live in this courtyard when he came to my place. He said last time that he wouldn't come back for a few years. Why didn't the young master go to that big western country?"

While Lu Yu was coughing like a tuberculosis, he glanced at Jussis next to him, meaning to ask: "Is this what you said that not many people know?"

Jussis was also a little panicked, fearing that the innkeeper would see the flaw.

Yosis hardened his heart and responded to the innkeeper: "My young master is weak and not suitable for traveling far. This time he came to the royal city to see the imperial master for medical treatment."

The innkeeper avoided Lu Yu for fear of being splashed by his spittle, and said regretfully:

"The Imperial Preceptor will receive three people every month. The young master promised a large sum of money, and originally had the opportunity to meet the Imperial Preceptor. Unfortunately, the number of receptions this month is already full, and I am afraid we will have to wait until next month."

It is said that the national advisor of Xirong is very powerful. He can not only cure diseases, but also predict good and bad luck. Even the king of Xirong has to ask the imperial advisor for a divination to ask about good or bad luck every time he goes on an expedition.

Countless people come to the royal city every month to see the imperial master.

The Imperial Master has a rule: he only sees people who are destined to him.

This "fate", through everyone's practice, can be a huge amount of money or a rare object.

Lu Yu wanted to find out the true intention of Xirong's expedition, so he thought of starting with the national teacher.

He stopped coughing and asked Moha in fluent Xirong dialect: "Is there any other way to see the imperial master? I'm afraid I won't be able to wait for a month."

Uncle Moha looked at Lu Yu with some sympathy, thought for a while and said: "The Imperial Master likes to drink 'Three Days of Drunkness', but this 'Three Days of Drunkness' was obtained by your father from a merchant in Da Qin, and your father dedicated it to the country." The master also said that there are only two altars. I wonder if you have brought them with you this time?"

Lu Yu didn't know what "three days of drunkenness" was. The name sounded like a good drink, so he couldn't bring it with him, but he nodded calmly and said "Yeah".

Moha was overjoyed, smacked his lips, and looked at Lu Yu expectantly.

Lu Yuwei said: "There is only one small bottle left..."

Uncle Moha sighed regretfully: "Old man, I once had a taste of your father's glory. The taste was really special."

Lu Yu said that there was only a small bottle left, and Moha couldn't force him anymore. Lu Yu said: "My father went to Daqin, just to find the 'Three Days Drunk' there, and transport it back to Bayanhot in large quantities to sell. Give this to uncle."

Moha became happy again.

"I'm going to deliver a message for the young master. I'm glad to see you, Master, for this bottle of 'Three Days Drunk'."

After Moha left, Yousis asked Lu Yu: "Your Majesty, the Three Days of Drunkenness is a fine wine passed down from Da Qin. It is said that one drop is worth a thousand gold, and one cup is enough to make people drunk for three days. Where can we find it?"

Lu Yu walked to the kang covered with lambskin and leaned over to check it. It seemed that he was still not satisfied with the washed lambskin that was already very clean.

He picked up the lambskin with two fingers and threw it aside. Phantom quickly took out a clean sheet from the bag and spread it on the kang.

Lu Yu then took off his coat and sat on it.

Crow was a little embarrassed, thinking about how he shouted at Lu Yu in the military camp, and when he went out on missions, he often took him to crawl in the mud. He didn't know if Xiao Lu would hold a grudge?

Before setting off from Yangguan, Chu Yan called the crow and specifically explained Lu Yu's identity, hoping that he would protect Lu Yu's life.

Crow Crow was dumbfounded at the time. Although he disliked Xiao Lu for being a pretty boy at first, in the past few months, everyone had room and board together and went out on several missions. He had never felt that Xiao Lu would be a relative of the emperor. Noble man.

Prince Ning? Is that the emperor's nephew? Just sleep with them in Datongbu and eat steamed buns with them? Going deep into the enemy's country together?

But at this time, when he saw Lu Yu changing his clothes as a noble prince and pretending to be a Uighur prince from Canaan, Crow was convinced that this little Lu was really different from them.

The crow pricked up its ears to listen to Lu Yu's answer to the lie he just told, and heard Lu Yu say in a cold voice:

"We don't have any 'Three Days of Drunkness', didn't we bring 'Pear Blossom White'?"

When they set out from Yangguan, in order to disguise themselves as merchants, they did bring some specialties from abroad, mainly salt and wine.

The phantom floated into the yard like a gust of wind, and he quickly took a jar of 'Pear Blossom White' from the loading car.

Phantom held the jar and asked in confusion, "How can this pear blossom white pretend to be 'three days drunk'?"

Lu Yu raised his eyelids slightly, as if he disliked Phantom for being stupid. He lay down lazily on his side, supported his body with one hand, and pointed to Phantom lazily:

"Remove the mud seal on the jar, hold it tight..., put your palms against the wall of the jar, slowly move your luck to the palms of both hands, hold it firmly..."

Phantom acted according to Lu Yu's order and saw mist rising from the mouth of the wine jar, and the aroma of wine overflowed in the room.

Phantom wailed, "Your Majesty, you don't want me to use my inner strength to evaporate all the water vapor in the white pear blossoms, do you?"

Lu Yu nodded, "That's all."

Lu Yu guessed that the 'three-day drunkenness' from Great Qin should be like old wine stored away from the country for many years. It has less water vapor and is easier to get drunk, so he thought of this method.

"You have to use dark energy and don't let the wine heat up. If it does, what's left will not be wine but water." Lu Yu ordered again.

The phantom did as he was told, and the smell of alcohol emitted became lighter.

The people in the Crow Team were dumbfounded. On the one hand, they marveled at Phantom's deep inner strength. On the other hand, they marveled at Lu Yu's inappropriateness.

With such a large jar of wine, how much internal energy does Phantom have to expend to steam out all the water vapor in it?

The members of the Crow Team did not know Lu Yu's identity. They thought Lu Yu's nickname was "Persimmon", just like Crow was just the nickname of their captain.

One of the teammates named "Pumpkin" walked to the kang carelessly, squeezed Lu Yu, and asked him to lie down, then sat down on the edge of the kang, patted Lu Yu's buttocks, and mouthed Li yelled: "What kind of bad idea is this, little shadow? How long will it take for Little Shadow to be in trouble?"

Lu Yu was angered by "Pumpkin"'s "butt attack" and kicked Pumpkin to the ground.

The pumpkin fell to the ground, but he was not angry. He took out his hand and sniffed it under his nose angrily, and joked: "It smells good."

Lu Yu didn't bother to pay attention to him. Don't expect these men in the military camp not to make dirty jokes.

He only looked up at the crow and the phantom and asked:

"Do you have any other ideas?"

Pumpkin still wanted to get on the kang, but was grabbed by the crow, and shouted: "Behave yourself, we agreed that when we enter Xirong Xiaolu, we will act as masters, and we will act as followers. Don't exceed your limits at any time."

Only then did Xigua let Lu Yu go.

Everyone gathered around to watch Phantom use his inner power to steam wine.

Phantom used a stick of incense, and the water in the jar was reduced by [-]%.

Big beads of sweat fell from Phantom's head. He couldn't bear it anymore, so he gave the wine jar to Crow and sat down on the stool.

Lu Yu then sat up and motioned to Crow to give him the wine jar.

I saw his two green jade fingers sticking into the wine jar. Instantly, there was a gurgling sound in the wine jar, and a large amount of water vapor steamed out.

In half the time it took to burn the incense, only half of the wine in the jar was left.

"It's done, that's it!"

Lu Yu asked someone to find a bottle and poured the remaining half of the jar of wine into the bottle.

The crow took a sniff and praised: "This smell, just smelling it, makes me almost drunk."

In the evening, Moha, the owner of the inn, came to inform him that the Imperial Master had agreed to meet Lu Yu and asked him to bring the bottle of "Three Days Drunk".

Crow asked Lu Yu worriedly: "You don't know how to cheat, do you?"

Lu Yu rolled his eyes: "What are you wearing? If he dares to drink this wine, it won't be a matter of being drunk for three days."

Lu Yu carries a lot of messy poisons that Chu Tianjiao gave him back then.