After rebirth and divorce, I took care of my children and became rich
Chapter 282 Straight Men in the Army More
The two of them chatted and worked, making a total of two-curtain dumplings with three kinds of fillings.
Two people work faster than one person. Before eleven o'clock, the dumplings are finished.
After making the dumplings, Chen Hong was forced to go out with Zhou Yi to pick up the child.
"You two are the only ones who can take care of things. You have to come together to pick up a child!"
After receiving Yu Yang, he saw Yu Yang flying towards Zhou Yi and being thrown high by Zhou Yi time and time again. He laughed out loud and couldn't stop. Chen Hong babbled in a low voice,
"Okay, stop making trouble now, you are too childish! If you make trouble again, your stomach will hurt from laughing, and you won't be able to eat dumplings for lunch!"
Under the kind gazes of the parents and the jealous eyes of the children, Chen Hong quickly grabbed Zhou Yi, grabbed her son, and hurriedly got into the car with him.
"Dad, I want to lift high too. You haven't lifted me higher for a long time!" There was a fat man among Yu Yang's classmates.
"You can pull me down! You are so fat now. Your dad's little body of [-] pounds can't lift you."
But his father is a tall and thin man, and there is a huge contrast between the figure of father and son.
"Dad, you are too weak. Look how strong other people's dads are!"
"No matter how strong you are, you are still someone else's father. It's useless for you to be greedy! If it doesn't work, just lose weight. I can lift you when you lose [-] pounds."
"I don't! My grandma told me that I'm the cutest when I'm chubby. I'm lucky!
It's better for me to lose weight than to exercise. My mother won't like you if you are so weak. "
"You kid is looking for a beating, your mother doesn't like me, where are you from?
If you don't want to lose weight, then you have to find another father. I just don't know if anyone wants to raise a cheap son like yours? "
"I am a baby given to my mother by God. My mother told me already! Do you really want me to change my father? Then you must keep your word. I will ask my mother to divorce you when you get home!"
"You brat, you really rebelled against me and asked your mother to divorce me. My love for you is in vain, you little white-eyed wolf!"
"I'm not a white-eyed wolf, you are obviously a white-eyed wolf!"
"If you keep talking nonsense, will I really hit you?"
"I'm not talking nonsense! My grandparents say you are a white-eyed wolf. Not only are you a white-eyed wolf, you are also a happy bird with a long tail. You forget your mother when you marry a wife!"
"Papa papa" "Wow wow wow wow wow... you hit me, I will tell my mother, tell my father, tell my mother that I don't like you anymore when you go home..."
The sound of playing in the distance suddenly turned into crying. The car started and the three people in the car looked at each other and laughed.
"It's so funny, Mom, Dad Zhou, that's a classmate in our class.
He was so funny when he talked, he was a little dumbfounded, and the teacher said he was a fool! "
Chen Hong couldn't stop laughing: "This child is quite interesting, but as you always said, don't follow suit and give your children nicknames. This is not good.
Besides, if you listen to the conversation between your classmate and his father, this kid speaks in a very organized manner.
What he said was influenced by the adults in his family. Children are not stupid or crazy, so how can you say that he is a fool! "
Zhou Yi also laughed and said to Yang: "Your mother is right, being a fool is not a good word.
Your classmate has no problem with his reaction ability, but at most he has low emotional intelligence, which is also due to his young age.
He still can't tell the difference between good and bad, most of them are jokes told by adults, and he believes them to be true.
There are many adults with low emotional intelligence, accounting for at least 10% of all people.
Therefore, this is not a big problem. As he gets older, he will gradually overcome it and improve. "
Yu Yang stopped smiling, stared at his big dark eyes, and fell into thinking.
It wasn't until he returned home to finish lunch and take a nap that he solemnly sat on the sofa and discussed the Book of Changes with him.
"Dad Zhou, have you ever met anyone with low emotional intelligence? How do you get along with them?"
Zhou Yi smiled when he heard this topic, "Yu Yang, you really asked the right person.
Let me tell you, I have probably seen the most people with low emotional intelligence. You know that there is a saying in society now called straight men, right? "
Yu Yang shook his head and looked to his mother for help.
While peeling an apple, Chen Hong explained to her son, "A straight man, as the name implies, is a man who speaks and acts directly.
In other words, such a man says whatever he wants, is too direct, doesn't know how to be tactful, and doesn't know how to take care of other people's feelings.
Although some words are true, it is inappropriate to say them at an inappropriate place and at an inappropriate time.
A man who easily embarrasses others and makes them unable to step down, or offends others and makes them unhappy is a straight man.
However, there is no problem with the IQ of such people. In the words of our rural areas, they are too straightforward, too dumb, unable to speak, and love to offend others. "
Zhou Yi laughed loudly: "Did you hear that? There are many people like this everywhere.
In our army, we are basically all men, and most of them are very direct when speaking and doing things. There are no euphemisms, they are only used when talking to strangers.
Comrades are used to being straight among themselves, and if they can't change it when they go out into society, they are the so-called straight men.
Therefore, most of the troops are straight men, and many demobilized men have to adapt to society for a long time before they stop being straight men.
But I think straight men are pretty good. Everyone is straight, so they’re used to it.On the other hand, when I was on vacation, I had to make several twists and turns when speaking, which made me uncomfortable. "
Chen Hong wanted to laugh after hearing Zhou Yi's remarks, what a man!
Maybe every time he came back from vacation, he was racking his brains to think of ways to please the two of them, and he wasted a lot of brain cells.
But Yu Yang is a smart and sensible little warm man, "Dad Zhou, you can be straight when you go home. You don't have to turn around and talk. How tiring it is!"
Chen Hong laughed out loud, and Zhou Yi hugged Yu Yang's young shoulders, "Then I'd like to thank you, but no, I'm afraid that if I say the wrong thing, your mother won't let me in."
"No, my mother is so kind. We all missed you when you were away. How could we not let you in?" She said looking at him in surprise, with an expression like you were teasing me.
Chen Hong:......
This child is getting better and better at helping Zhou Yi and giving her mother explicit hints. Does he know that he is about to sell his mother out?
"Yu Yang, it's time to take a nap. If you don't take a nap, how can you have the energy to attend class in the afternoon?"
Yu Yang stood up obediently, went to the toilet first, and then went back to the house to take a nap.
After a while, Yu Yang's thin breathing came from the room. Chen Hong went over to take a look and found that the boy was indeed asleep.
"You go and take a nap too! I'll wake you up later." Chen Hong said softly to Zhou Yi. This man only slept for about four hours last night. He looked like an iron man. Why didn't he go to sleep?
"I'm not sleepy, you go to sleep. You didn't sleep well last night, so go and catch up on your sleep!"
Don't worry, I'll wake Yu Yang up when the time comes and I'll bring a kettle, so he won't be late. "
Chen Hong blushed, "You sleep less than I do. It's so hard to take a vacation, how can you not even get enough sleep!
You go to sleep, I will take the children to school later, and you can pick them up after school.
You will go back to the army early tomorrow morning. Don't go back listlessly, as it will affect your training and mission. "
Zhou Yi looked at Chen Hong with loving eyes, "Well, I haven't slept enough yet!" Chen Hong's face instantly turned red and bloodshot, and she always felt that there was a hidden meaning in his words.
Two people work faster than one person. Before eleven o'clock, the dumplings are finished.
After making the dumplings, Chen Hong was forced to go out with Zhou Yi to pick up the child.
"You two are the only ones who can take care of things. You have to come together to pick up a child!"
After receiving Yu Yang, he saw Yu Yang flying towards Zhou Yi and being thrown high by Zhou Yi time and time again. He laughed out loud and couldn't stop. Chen Hong babbled in a low voice,
"Okay, stop making trouble now, you are too childish! If you make trouble again, your stomach will hurt from laughing, and you won't be able to eat dumplings for lunch!"
Under the kind gazes of the parents and the jealous eyes of the children, Chen Hong quickly grabbed Zhou Yi, grabbed her son, and hurriedly got into the car with him.
"Dad, I want to lift high too. You haven't lifted me higher for a long time!" There was a fat man among Yu Yang's classmates.
"You can pull me down! You are so fat now. Your dad's little body of [-] pounds can't lift you."
But his father is a tall and thin man, and there is a huge contrast between the figure of father and son.
"Dad, you are too weak. Look how strong other people's dads are!"
"No matter how strong you are, you are still someone else's father. It's useless for you to be greedy! If it doesn't work, just lose weight. I can lift you when you lose [-] pounds."
"I don't! My grandma told me that I'm the cutest when I'm chubby. I'm lucky!
It's better for me to lose weight than to exercise. My mother won't like you if you are so weak. "
"You kid is looking for a beating, your mother doesn't like me, where are you from?
If you don't want to lose weight, then you have to find another father. I just don't know if anyone wants to raise a cheap son like yours? "
"I am a baby given to my mother by God. My mother told me already! Do you really want me to change my father? Then you must keep your word. I will ask my mother to divorce you when you get home!"
"You brat, you really rebelled against me and asked your mother to divorce me. My love for you is in vain, you little white-eyed wolf!"
"I'm not a white-eyed wolf, you are obviously a white-eyed wolf!"
"If you keep talking nonsense, will I really hit you?"
"I'm not talking nonsense! My grandparents say you are a white-eyed wolf. Not only are you a white-eyed wolf, you are also a happy bird with a long tail. You forget your mother when you marry a wife!"
"Papa papa" "Wow wow wow wow wow... you hit me, I will tell my mother, tell my father, tell my mother that I don't like you anymore when you go home..."
The sound of playing in the distance suddenly turned into crying. The car started and the three people in the car looked at each other and laughed.
"It's so funny, Mom, Dad Zhou, that's a classmate in our class.
He was so funny when he talked, he was a little dumbfounded, and the teacher said he was a fool! "
Chen Hong couldn't stop laughing: "This child is quite interesting, but as you always said, don't follow suit and give your children nicknames. This is not good.
Besides, if you listen to the conversation between your classmate and his father, this kid speaks in a very organized manner.
What he said was influenced by the adults in his family. Children are not stupid or crazy, so how can you say that he is a fool! "
Zhou Yi also laughed and said to Yang: "Your mother is right, being a fool is not a good word.
Your classmate has no problem with his reaction ability, but at most he has low emotional intelligence, which is also due to his young age.
He still can't tell the difference between good and bad, most of them are jokes told by adults, and he believes them to be true.
There are many adults with low emotional intelligence, accounting for at least 10% of all people.
Therefore, this is not a big problem. As he gets older, he will gradually overcome it and improve. "
Yu Yang stopped smiling, stared at his big dark eyes, and fell into thinking.
It wasn't until he returned home to finish lunch and take a nap that he solemnly sat on the sofa and discussed the Book of Changes with him.
"Dad Zhou, have you ever met anyone with low emotional intelligence? How do you get along with them?"
Zhou Yi smiled when he heard this topic, "Yu Yang, you really asked the right person.
Let me tell you, I have probably seen the most people with low emotional intelligence. You know that there is a saying in society now called straight men, right? "
Yu Yang shook his head and looked to his mother for help.
While peeling an apple, Chen Hong explained to her son, "A straight man, as the name implies, is a man who speaks and acts directly.
In other words, such a man says whatever he wants, is too direct, doesn't know how to be tactful, and doesn't know how to take care of other people's feelings.
Although some words are true, it is inappropriate to say them at an inappropriate place and at an inappropriate time.
A man who easily embarrasses others and makes them unable to step down, or offends others and makes them unhappy is a straight man.
However, there is no problem with the IQ of such people. In the words of our rural areas, they are too straightforward, too dumb, unable to speak, and love to offend others. "
Zhou Yi laughed loudly: "Did you hear that? There are many people like this everywhere.
In our army, we are basically all men, and most of them are very direct when speaking and doing things. There are no euphemisms, they are only used when talking to strangers.
Comrades are used to being straight among themselves, and if they can't change it when they go out into society, they are the so-called straight men.
Therefore, most of the troops are straight men, and many demobilized men have to adapt to society for a long time before they stop being straight men.
But I think straight men are pretty good. Everyone is straight, so they’re used to it.On the other hand, when I was on vacation, I had to make several twists and turns when speaking, which made me uncomfortable. "
Chen Hong wanted to laugh after hearing Zhou Yi's remarks, what a man!
Maybe every time he came back from vacation, he was racking his brains to think of ways to please the two of them, and he wasted a lot of brain cells.
But Yu Yang is a smart and sensible little warm man, "Dad Zhou, you can be straight when you go home. You don't have to turn around and talk. How tiring it is!"
Chen Hong laughed out loud, and Zhou Yi hugged Yu Yang's young shoulders, "Then I'd like to thank you, but no, I'm afraid that if I say the wrong thing, your mother won't let me in."
"No, my mother is so kind. We all missed you when you were away. How could we not let you in?" She said looking at him in surprise, with an expression like you were teasing me.
Chen Hong:......
This child is getting better and better at helping Zhou Yi and giving her mother explicit hints. Does he know that he is about to sell his mother out?
"Yu Yang, it's time to take a nap. If you don't take a nap, how can you have the energy to attend class in the afternoon?"
Yu Yang stood up obediently, went to the toilet first, and then went back to the house to take a nap.
After a while, Yu Yang's thin breathing came from the room. Chen Hong went over to take a look and found that the boy was indeed asleep.
"You go and take a nap too! I'll wake you up later." Chen Hong said softly to Zhou Yi. This man only slept for about four hours last night. He looked like an iron man. Why didn't he go to sleep?
"I'm not sleepy, you go to sleep. You didn't sleep well last night, so go and catch up on your sleep!"
Don't worry, I'll wake Yu Yang up when the time comes and I'll bring a kettle, so he won't be late. "
Chen Hong blushed, "You sleep less than I do. It's so hard to take a vacation, how can you not even get enough sleep!
You go to sleep, I will take the children to school later, and you can pick them up after school.
You will go back to the army early tomorrow morning. Don't go back listlessly, as it will affect your training and mission. "
Zhou Yi looked at Chen Hong with loving eyes, "Well, I haven't slept enough yet!" Chen Hong's face instantly turned red and bloodshot, and she always felt that there was a hidden meaning in his words.
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