Douluo: If you defeat Yu Xiaogang, I will be invincible.

Chapter 6 Fart Jing Yu Xiaogang (literal meaning)

"Who is this master?" Xiao Wu asked Wang Sheng.

"The master is a consultant in the college and has a good relationship with the dean." Wang Sheng said.

"Then is he really just a talker?"

Wang Sheng thought for a while and said, "Maybe. Everyone says that he is very strong in theory, but in actual combat. Anyway, I have never seen him in actual combat."

"Let's go and have a look." Zhang Tianyu said.

Yu Xiaogang was beaten!You really have to go see the scene!

What is a surprise, what the hell is a surprise!

Originally, it was just to trick Tang San, so I gave Tang San a bad mouth capsule to make his mouth smell very bad, which would cause him a lot of trouble.

Zhang Tianyu also thought that since Yu Xiaogang became Tang San's teacher, Tang San's bad mouth would also bring trouble to Yu Xiaogang.

But he didn't expect that Yu Xiaogang's trouble would come so quickly!

He got beat up so quickly!

good!wonderful!

playground.

At this moment, many people have gathered around the playground, and in the middle of the crowd are Yu Xiaogang and Director Su, who are confronting each other.

Both of them have summoned martial spirits.

Compared to Director Su's majestic werewolf form, Luo Sanpao, who is independent of his body, is obviously more eye-catching.

After all, many people have only heard about Yu Xiaogang's mutated martial spirit and have not seen it with their own eyes.

But eye-catching is eye-catching, but weak is also really weak.

Director Su looked completely uninjured, but Yu Xiaogang was already in a very embarrassed state, with many tears and blood stains on his clothes.

Luo Sanpao also had a bruised nose and swollen face at this moment.

It used to look like a pig, but now it looks more like a pig.

"What else do you have to say now, Master!" Director Su sneered, "You, a famous master, can't even beat me, the director of a small intermediate soul master academy. What else do you have to say?"

At this moment, Yu Xiaogang, who was in such a sorry state, was being watched by so many people, especially so many young children.

There was no embarrassment or shame at all, but he still acted like a worldly expert.

Looking at Director Su with a sarcastic expression, he asked loudly: "Do you think that being good at fighting is everything? Do you only focus on strength and fighting from the beginning to the end? With this kind of thinking, you are worthy of being a teacher. Are you worthy of being the director?"

Zhang Tianyu:

Everyone: .

Director Su:

Seeing that the atmosphere had calmed down, Yu Xiaogang continued to speak loudly: "As a teacher, you should pay more attention to the all-round healthy physical and mental development of the children! Strength is important, but strength is not everything!"

"If you only focus on strength and not on educating children about morality and life, then when the children grow up, they will become brave and vicious criminals and eventually embark on the road of crime!"

"While focusing on strength, you should also pay more attention to the development of other aspects of the children. This is what you, the dean, should do!"

The crowd remained silent.

Director Su was so dumbfounded!

Damn, is this Yu Xiaogang a fool?

In a world like Douluo where strength speaks for itself and the strong are respected, shouldn't the most important thing be strength?

Without strength, everything is in vain!

The strong will be willful, the weak will accept their fate!

Zhang Tianyu fell into disbelief upon hearing this.

Yu Xiaogang's mouth is really cool, and he really doesn't want to criticize him.

How the hell can you express this kind of fallacy?And he said it so righteously and sanctimoniously?

But also,

<divclass="contentadv">He has nothing but this mouth.

Luo Sanpao looks like a pig, but actually he is worse than a pig.

Pigs can also be slaughtered to make braised pork, white pork with garlic paste, bridge ribs, and braised pork elbow. Ahem, in short, it can do a lot of things.

But what can Luo Sanpao do?

Wouldn't it be enough to fart three times?Once done, let it cool down.

Moreover, the power of this fart mainly depends on its taste. If you catch a cold, you can ignore its attacks. It is like a waste to its owner, Yu Xiaogang.

Perfect match!

"I admit that my strength is not as good as yours. I admit that my fighting ability is my shortcoming, but do people live in this world only for their fighting ability?" Yu Xiaogang continued to forcibly reward himself,

"My theory is incomparable to yours!"

Director Su sneered: "Your theory? It should be your nonsense and unproven fantasy!"

Yu Xiaogang's face was expressionless and indifferent: "In the future, it will definitely be confirmed."

Zhang Tianyu couldn't stand it anymore.

Tai Nima can pretend!

Yu Xiaogang, Yu Xiaogang, how can you be so good at pretending?Can you die without pretending?

Some people actually believed him!

Zhang Tianyu discovered that many students looked at Yu Xiaogang with an inexplicable look of admiration!

Although most of these students are six or seven years old,

But being young doesn’t mean you have a bad mind!

On Earth, although primary school students are young, they are all so smart!

Why do you people on Douluo Continent worship this idiot?

"Tip: After receiving the mission [While I'm here, don't try to pretend!], mission goal: Yu Xiaogang is so good at pretending that I can't bear it! Trick him once, make him look embarrassed in front of so many people, and destroy his establishment Get up with a tall image!”

"Task reward: Soul power level +2, reward points +20."

Okay, as expected of my boss, he and I wanted to go together!

Zhang Tianyu had already thought of how to make him look embarrassed in public!

I have chosen to use you, the prop——[Mountain Cannon]!

Choose Yuxiaogang and use it!

Use successfully!

Yu Xiaogang is still pretending: "All my theories can be confirmed in the future! Because they are researched by me with countless hard work!"

"This is just like what I said to the children before, as long as you work hard enough, you will definitely succeed! As the dean of students, don't you understand this truth?"

The students around looked at Yu Xiaogang with even more admiration.

Right at this moment-

Yu Xiaogang's originally dignified expression suddenly changed, and his brows suddenly wrinkled.

Next second,

boom!

Chug chug chug chug!

A series of fart-like sounds sounded from Yu Xiaogang and reached the ears of everyone present!

And at the same time as this voice sounded,

The clothes on Yu Xiaogang's buttocks were obviously affected by the impact, and a bulge floated out!

Therefore,

That's right!

This is a fucking fart!

And it was a very loud, very long-lasting, long-lasting, and blockbuster fart!

The air became quiet,

Yu Xiaogang's impassioned speech came to an abrupt end.

Everyone looked at Yu Xiaogang in confusion.

Not to mention others, even Luo Sanpao looked confused!

Good guy!As expected of the master of Luo Sanpao, this fart is louder than mine!

Yu Xiaogang's whole body was numb and he stood there, at a loss.

And the crowd of onlookers all involuntarily stepped back a certain distance at this moment,

The admiration in the eyes of those students slowly disappeared.

After all, who would worship a fart?