After the villain in the whole family read my mind, his character fell apart

Emperor Dewu helped Yu Chixi put on the fang grimace mask.

The chubby little guy looks fierce when he puts on this mask.

Emperor Dewu's mood also improved a lot.

【My dad was cheated! 】

[That person agreed so quickly, he must have made a lot of money! 】

[However, my dad can negotiate prices when he goes out, which is better than 80.00% of dads! 】

Emperor Dewu puffed up his chest unconsciously. That means he must be much better than other people's fathers!

Jing Huaian followed the two of them silently, neither far nor near.

Emperor Dewu took Yu Chixi to the overpass. There were many men and women on the overpass, either standing opposite each other or standing side by side.

Yu Chixi glanced over and was shocked for three times.

【I am Cao!Cow ratio!sharp! 】

[My dear, look at this, no one is worried! 】

[Brother who said, 'I only love you in this life', can you deal with the miscreants first before saying this? 】

[Why don’t they swear?Thunder God has no work to do!Make an oath to keep Lei Gong busy! 】

[And that young lady who said, ‘I’m willing to wait for you’, don’t wait for him, he already has a child! 】

[And the girl who said, "I don't want this, I'm doing it for your own good." Stop saying that. You're doing it for his own good, and you've been married to someone else for three years and have two children!This little brother is still stupid and wants to show his heart to you! 】

[Oh my God, indeed, there are scumbag men and scumbag women in every dynasty! 】

Yu Chixi originally just wanted to read it casually. After all, he had read a lot of ancient romance novels in his previous life, which was so sweet.

As a result, reality...

Shoot her left and right.

sweet?Maybe after a bottle of cyclamate, it still feels bitter.

[Eating melon alone, so lonely! 】

[Damn it, I really want to say it! 】

Emperor Dewu: ...Xi'er, dad heard it.

No, are the people today so, well, powerful? !

"Feifei, believe me, I really love you, will you wait for me? When I get the honors, I will definitely marry you!"

"I will only marry you in this life!"

"I swear!"

"If I lie, let me be struck by lightning..."

Hearing these words, Yu Chixi immediately turned around and saw a man holding the girl's hand affectionately.

The girl quickly covered his mouth, "Li Lang, don't say that, I believe you."

Just listening to this conversation and watching this scene, pink bubbles really filled the screen.

but.

He already has a wife and even children! !

Yu Chixi took out a piece of talisman paper from his sleeve and recited a series of spells quickly in a low voice. The talisman paper quietly floated behind the man and stuck it to him.

The next moment, there was lightning and thunder in the sky above.

"Boom--"

There was an explosion in the sky, and a bolt of thunder and lightning came quickly, hitting the man hard.

The man twitched, exhaled a puff of black smoke, and his hair turned into an afro.

girl:! ! !

what's the situation?

He was struck by lightning just as he swore?

Seeing this, everyone on the side screamed, "Yeah!!"

"Someone here was struck by lightning!!"

"Oh, you don't know, he just swore here!"

"Maybe God can't stand it anymore!"

"I was hacked just after I swore an oath, tsk tsk tsk!"

"Isn't this girl running away?"

The girl's face turned pale for a while, and the man became anxious. This was the rich lady he had finally deceived, "No, it's not because of this, I can swear!"

"I swear, I really love you!"

"Boom--"

Another thunderbolt fell, causing him to twitch and fall to the ground.

The girl stamped her feet, turned around and ran away in anger.

Isn’t this fake?

God can't stand it anymore!

Everyone on the side pointed at the fainted man, "Tsk, tsk, tsk! You still don't believe in evil, the Thunder God and the Lightning Mother just can't stand people like you!"

"Let's see, who dares to swear randomly?!"

The men on the side:...

No one dared to say the words 'I swear'.

Emperor Dewu raised his eyebrows. He naturally saw Xi'er's little movements. He didn't expect that Xi'er could even attract thunder and lightning.

Yu Chixi chuckled, "Miss, I can only help you so far."

A girl next to her came to her senses and asked the man beside her, "Why don't you swear?"

"You also swear, let me see."

"If you swear you weren't struck by lightning, I believe you."

How could a man dare to swear when he saw how miserable the man just now was?

He hesitated for a long time and couldn't say a word.

The girl also noticed something was wrong, "You're not lying too, are you?"

The man immediately spoke, "Do you and I still need to use this method to verify the authenticity of our relationship?"

"Need it!" the girl said angrily, "If you swear and it's okay, then I will tell my father that I will marry you!"

When the man heard this, his eyes lit up.

I really want to try it.

That man must have just been struck by lightning, he probably wouldn't have been able to.

He's not that unlucky.

Moreover, the thunder and lightning have all been struck, so there must be no more.

Thinking like this, he hurriedly swore, "I swear, I am sincerely devoted to you..."

"Boom--"

A bolt of lightning flew down and struck him directly.

He breathed black smoke, and the girl looked in disbelief, "You, you really lied to me!"

"Okay, just wait for me!"

After leaving the harsh words, the girl turned and ran away.

The man wanted to chase him, but as soon as he took a step, he fell to the ground and couldn't get up after crawling for a long time.

The men on the side who were still lucky;...

If you don't swear sincerely, you will really be struck by lightning! !

They didn't dare to swear anymore.

No matter what the girl said, she stopped swearing.

Soon, most of the people on the overpass dispersed.

Many girls realized something was wrong and left neatly.

Yu Chixi looked at this scene and was filled with relief. Very good, these things can still be saved.

"I can swear that I really love you! Really!"

Hearing the voice, Yu Chixi turned around and saw a man holding the girl's hand and pleading. The girl was the one who was married and had two children.

He still believed that she had no choice but to do it.

He is still expressing his feelings.

Yu Chixi:......

Love brain, hopeless.

The girl pushed him away impatiently and said in a perfunctory tone, "Okay, okay, I understand."

"I have something else to do, I'll go first."

After saying that, he left without mercy.

The man was still standing there dreaming, looking forward to her looking back.

Yu Chixi:......

You and my brother are comparable.

The difference is that Sister Zong is a good girl, but the person you fall in love with is a complete scumbag!

In fact, these two people were originally a couple. The girl got together with the rich young master for the sake of glory and wealth, and she was worried that he would make trouble, so she kept hanging on to him.

She also told him just now that she was forced by the rich young master, saying that she committed herself to the rich young master for the sake of a better life for the two of them.

However, she never gave him any of the money the young master gave her. After all, judging from her appearance, she was the kind of person who could only get in but never get out.

Even though this was the case, this man still stupidly believed that she liked him, but he was forced to be with the young master. Most of the money he earned from working was given to her.

I'm afraid she won't have enough money.

Yu Chixi:......

Love brain plus dog licking, invincible.

"There are lanterns over there, let's put one up too?"

Emperor Dewu saw that people not far away had started setting off lanterns and asked Yu Chixi.

"Okay!"