After the villain in the whole family read my mind, his character fell apart
Chapter 730 What? laxative?
"I come!!"
A big man yelled and jumped onto the ring.
The general of Wuxin Country smiled and took the contract for him to sign, but he didn't believe it yet.
Are all the people in the Yuan Dynasty so good at eating?
"Okay, okay, sign this and let's get started."
The big man signed it, walked over and sat down.
The general of Wuxin Country winked at his subordinate, indicating that he would add laxatives at about the same time.
The subordinate nodded slightly at him and gave him a 'don't worry, I understand' look.
The big man ate ten plates in a row and still kept eating.
General Wuxin looked at his subordinates, who understood and immediately added laxatives to the dishes, but he could still continue eating without any signs of diarrhea.
General Wu Xingguo, subordinate:?
How could this be?
Yesterday, when I used laxatives, they were obviously successful!
Could it be that this laxative has expired?
After thinking for a while, his subordinate ran away and asked someone to go to the medicine hall to buy some laxatives. He took them over and continued to add more, but the big man still had no problem after taking them.
The subordinate did not believe in evil, so he took a little laxative and tried it. As soon as he tasted it, he ran away holding his stomach.
General Wu Xingguo:? ? ?
So, there’s nothing wrong with this laxative!
In other words, they fake it!
General Wu Xingguo rushed over angrily, "You are pretending to eat!!"
The people in the Yuan Kingdom in the audience gave up, "How can you say he faked his food? He put every bite into his mouth!!"
"That's right, if he eats it for fake, where can he vomit? Can't he just vomit on the ground? Keep your dog eyes wide open and see, is there food on the ground?!"
"If you can't afford it, don't play. If someone else wins, just accuse them of cheating!"
"That's it!"
The general of Wuxin Kingdom still didn't believe it. He looked around the big man and looked again and again, but he couldn't see where he hid the food. As these people said, he took every bite, chewed it, and swallowed it! !
But he doesn't have diarrhea. What's going on?
Is this person immune to laxatives? !
The beggar looked at the ring not far away and asked Yu Chixi, "Why can we eat so much and still be able to eat it?"
Yu Chixi stretched out his hand and said, "Give me the talisman."
The beggar pulled off the talisman paper and handed it to Yu Chixi. Yuchixi saw a dog basin nearby, walked over and tore the talisman paper over the dog basin. As soon as the talisman paper was torn open, the dishes he had just eaten fell out!
The beggar was shocked.
"This, this, this..."
How can this be? !
How could this happen? !
This is too amazing!
"This is our Taoist priest's talisman. This is called the Gluttony Talisman. No matter how much you eat, your stomach will not be full. It only costs one hundred taels of silver!"
At this time, Yu Chixi did not forget to make an advertisement.
The beggar laughed, "This talisman is very good, but I may not be able to use it."
"I will give you 10,000 taels of silver out of these two."
The beggar handed 10,000 taels of silver to Yu Chixi, "Without your help, I wouldn't have been able to get these coins."
Yu Chixi took it without being polite, "Then I will thank you on behalf of the people of the Yuan Kingdom."
The beggar nodded, "Okay."
"Then I'll leave first."
He also had a plan in mind for the money in his hand.
"it is good."
Yu Chixi said to him, "If you need any help, go to the county magistrate or prefect."
She was also worried that the general of Wuxin Country couldn't afford it and would cause trouble for him.
"Okay, I see."
The beggar walked away.
Over there, under the pressure of everyone, the general of Wuxin State gave another 20,000 taels of silver to the big man. The big man accepted the silver and left happily.
General Wu Xingguo:... Damn it!
Two people in a row succeeded in the challenge, and someone else went up.
These people were all arranged by Yu Chixi.
Seeing someone coming up, the general of Wuxin Country asked him to search himself first to make sure he didn't have any bags or anything on him, and then allowed him to sign and go to eat.
This time, he gave him a laxative in the first set.
But after he finished eating, nothing happened!
The general of Wuxin Kingdom jumped, "You definitely didn't really eat it!!"
"Why do you say that? What evidence do you have?!"
The man looked at him with an innocent face, "Everyone saw it, I really ate it."
"Evidence? Huh! The evidence is that I added laxatives to this dish, but you didn't feel anything wrong after eating it!!"
The general of Wuxin Country couldn't care less. If he didn't explain clearly, he didn't know how much money he would have to pay.
Not sure why laxatives don't work for them though...
"Laxative?" the man shouted exaggeratedly, "Okay!!"
"I asked why Yongzi had diarrhea on the way. It turned out that it was not bad eating too much at one time, but because you took laxatives!!"
"You are such a sinister person!!"
The people in the audience were like, "What? Laxative?!"
"If you can't afford to play, then don't play. He even took laxatives. It's really disgusting!!"
"Report to the official, this matter must be reported to the official!!"
"Quick, go find the county magistrate!!"
"I'm just telling you, Yongzi looks like he's about to win, but why did he suddenly have diarrhea? That's it!"
"You also said that we fake food, but it turns out that your arena is fake!!"
"Yongzi is not a loser!! Yongzi doesn't have to become a citizen of your Wuxin country!!"
"That's it!!"
General Wu Xingguo didn't expect their reaction to be so big, "I gave him laxatives, which is good!"
"But they are definitely fake!!"
"Why else wouldn't laxatives work for them?!"
"Unfortunately," the man said, "I'm fine with taking any laxative."
As he said this, he took out a packet of laxatives from his pocket and ate them one bite at a time. Nothing happened at all.
The general of Wuxin Country turned green.
Is it okay to take any laxative? !
Are you still a normal person? !
Are all the people of the Yuan Kingdom such perverts? !
When the county magistrate heard the news, he hurried over and sent someone to catch him. He wanted to struggle, but the people on the magistrate's side were all holding spears. He was worried that he would be accidentally injured, so he had no choice but to capture him.
The county magistrate spat at him, "I thought you really wanted to help your Wuxin Kingdom gather some people in this arena, but it turned out that this arena is so dirty. You are openly bullying the people of our Yuan Kingdom!"
General Wu Xingguo:...
"I just want to help our Wuxin country collect some people, what's wrong with me!!"
"The only mistake you made was that you used insidious methods!! Also, you shouldn't have come to take advantage of us, the people of the Yuan Kingdom!"
The county magistrate sneered coldly and sent someone to take him away.
As soon as the county magistrate took the person away, the person who was in the ring left quietly and came to Yu Chixi's side, "The talisman you gave me is so useful!"
"What a relief!"
"I have suspected Yongzi before."
Yu Chixi smiled and motioned for him to hand the talisman to her. She took it and tore it up, "Do you know where the other people from those countries are?"
If you dare to attack the people of the Yuan Kingdom, you must let them experience the "customs and customs" of the Yuan Kingdom no matter what.
"You know, they all rent in the same yard."
"It's the courtyard in the west of the city."
"You can see it just five hundred meters over there."
"Okay." Yu Chixi nodded and left in that direction.
"I don't know whose family this little girl belongs to..."
The man muttered and left.
He had only come to the border recently and had never met Yu Chixi, so naturally he didn't know her.
In the courtyard west of the city.
People from those small countries gathered together and were all talking about the general of Wuxin Country, "It's funny!"
"He boasted yesterday that he had kidnapped a Yuan country citizen, but what happened today?"
"He used dirty methods to abduct those Yuan people!"
"Speaking of which, how are we going to abduct the people of the Yuan Kingdom?"
"I have given several lectures in the past few days to explain how great our country is. There are no people from the Yuan Kingdom to come and see..."
"Actually, after coming here, I found that their life is quite good. If I were them, I would not want to leave Yuan Kingdom."
"Hey, where are you from?"
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